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This is the last time I let you drive me
to the debate finals.
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Well, it wasn't my fault we got a
client. It was whoever left that bottle
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the road.
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It's no biggie. We'll just call a tow
truck and we'll be home in a jiffin' of
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hay.
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Let's go somewhere else. These guys look
good.
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Oh, nice things.
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Why, these are just hale and hearty men.
I'm whining after a day of sweating on
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the docks and saying see -diddy.
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Oh, I love the missing dude book.
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Oh, nice tattoos.
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But I don't believe there's a K in
Scorpion.
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me kind, sir, but I'd like to use the
phone to make an urgent call.
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No!
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Oh, thanks for thinking that over. Let's
go see.
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I promise you, sir, my call shall not
exceed two minutes.
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Surely you don't have a problem with
that.
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I
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am a fool
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that was an accident.
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Let me apologise by buying you a drink.
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Oh, well, thank you. I'd tell a greener
would be nice.
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I was thinking more like a beer.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say it's even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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The bigger love of the family.
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I suppose in this establishment that
passes for humor.
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Yeah, and if I was you, I'd listen to a
little bimbo.
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Bimbo?
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Bimbo?
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Nobody insults this lady and gets away
with it. I apologize immediately.
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Get lost.
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The nerds. Me too. Yeah, me three.
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Hey,
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Dad. Hey, son.
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Wait a minute. What you doing?
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I just came to get my lucky jacket.
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I met this fine girl named Charmaine at
the college bookstore. She's waiting in
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the car for me.
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But, Edward.
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Uh -uh. Can't talk now, Dad. The motor's
running. And I'm talking about
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Charmaine's motor.
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Not the car.
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We were supposed to go bowling tonight.
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I know, Dad. I was going to call you,
but when Charmaine said, well, hello
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there, sexy, my mind went blank.
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Thanks for understanding, Dad. You're
the greatest. Next time, right? Yeah.
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See ya.
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Yeah, sure.
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you in my kitchen?
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Because that's where the food is.
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Have you seen Eddie?
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You just missed him.
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He just left with some girl named
Charmaine.
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Oh, man, we were supposed to go shoot
pool. This kills my whole day.
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Night.
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Get ripping, Mark.
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beat you up before.
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Girls have beat you up before.
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But no one's ever insulted you before.
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That bohunk Jack just sullied your name
and I couldn't defend you. But you
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tried.
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Boy, you must have fallen on your head
pretty hard.
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Me, me.
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I got a secret weapon.
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My transformation chamber.
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You gonna turn into Stefan?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Stefan's a lover, not a fighter.
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Well, I'm gonna dip into my celebrity
hair collection.
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Your what?
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My celebrity hair collection. Well, I've
got hair of all the greats. Churchill,
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Gandhi, Mao.
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makes a gene alter an emotion and become
a mean, mean fighting machine.
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Steve, you don't have to do this. Oh,
yes, I do. But they owe you an apology.
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And believe you mean...
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Mr. Winslow, I'm wearing three pairs of
underwear.
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Waldo, it's inside.
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Of course it's inside.
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If I wore them on the outside, that
would be stupid.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Hey, I'm going to my first school game
with your pa.
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Oh, that's great. Hey, I'll go, too.
Just give me a second to throw these in
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machine. Oh, Edward, I...
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I only have one extra ticket.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Sorry, Waldo.
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No, I asked Waldo days ago.
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You and I always go together.
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Hey, it's okay, Eddie.
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You can have my ticket.
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No, Waldo, you're going.
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Edward, I left three messages for you
and you never called me back. I assumed
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you were too busy.
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But, Dad, you and I always go to the
Bulls games together.
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But, son, you can't expect me to drop
Waldo just because you drifted in.
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Now, come on. You and I go next time,
now. Come on.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Next time.
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Don't worry, Eddie.
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I'll try and have a terrible time.
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That won't get the stains out.
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Yeah, you got to use bleach.
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I don't believe what just happened.
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Dad took Waldo to the Bulls game.
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Oh, honey, I hope they don't cheer too
hard. I've got 50 bucks on the Knicks.
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Oh, Grandma, Dad took Waldo instead of
me. Can you believe that?
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Yes. Eddie, your father left three
messages for you, and you never called
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back. It's not fair.
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Fair? Was it fair that you stood your
father up for bowling?
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And what about the car show last
Saturday? Your father waited at the box
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for an hour.
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Oh, no.
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about the car show.
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Eddie, Carl was just about your age when
he lost his dad.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Carl and his father planned on doing a
lot of things together, but they never
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got the chance.
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You never know how much time you'll have
together.
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So you have to make every minute count.
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Okay? Yes, ma 'am. Love you. I love you
too, Grandma.
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See, I told you, you don't have to do
this.
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Yes, I do.
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These guys insulted you.
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If they apologize, there will be no
fighting.
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And if they don't apologize?
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It won't be 20.
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Hey, hey, hey, look who's back.
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Well, well, it ain't the nerd and his
bodyguards.
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You, you are the one who called my
friend a bimbo.
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That is a disgusting and derogatory
name.
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I have come for an apology.
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A what?
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Apology is like when you say you're
sorry or something. I know what it
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Well, let's hear it.
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Boy, I'm sorry.
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She's not a bimbo.
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She's a tramp.
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Hey, let's leave your mama out of this.
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Hey, I like them feisty.
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She can stay, but you get lost.
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Big mistake, Goldilocks.
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What's wrong with your old age?
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Hi,
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Dad. Oh.
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Hey, son.
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You still here?
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Uh, yeah.
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I had to wash a couple of my shirts the
second time.
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Lipstick stains.
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Dad, how was the game?
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Oh, you know, just average.
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Nothing exciting.
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What was the score?
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Oh, it was the Bulls 121, the Knicks 120
overtime.
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You got a basketball?
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Oh, yeah.
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Scotty Pippen handed it to me after the
winning shot.
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Dad. Yeah?
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I wish I could have gone with you.
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00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,270
Well, I wish you could have gone too,
son.
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Yeah, but I really screwed up this time.
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You did?
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00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:13,450
You mean you are actually admitting that
you screwed up?
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Yeah.
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And I also screwed up when I didn't make
it for bowling.
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Typical me.
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Some fine babe came along and... You got
bumped to second place.
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That's okay, son.
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00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,760
No, it's not, Dad.
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You're my father, and I can't think of
one time in my life where you ever
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me to second place.
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I've really been thinking about it, Dad.
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I'm going to stop taking you for
granted.
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Thank you, son.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what do you say next Saturday we go
fishing?
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Hey, I'm there.
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Oh, great.
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