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You look pretty good.
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Thank you. You look pretty good
yourself, too, handsome.
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I'm hungry. Can I eat you?
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Let me have some arm. No, I need my arm.
Ow, don't do that. Ow, ow, ow.
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I'm going to have some leg.
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Steve, I was just baking some cookies.
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Oh, don't feel bad.
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The other day, I had a little heart -to
-heart with a big Newton.
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Hey, can I eat a bacon bunny? Huh? Huh?
Huh? What do you say? No, no, Steve.
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Thank you very much, but whenever you
help me, it turns into a disaster.
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Steve.
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Tasty cookie is not a tasty cookie.
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Needs more flour.
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You want some help with that?
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To read any good news on the newspaper
page.
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And love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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I'm almost embarrassed to give this to
Goodwill.
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Where did I ever get such an ugly,
hideous piece of clothing?
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It was a gift from me two years ago.
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I got Laura's stuff.
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I'm always doing her dirty work.
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Why ain't she here to lug it down
herself?
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She's out shopping for your Christmas
presents.
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And I love my sister.
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Goodwill.
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Goodwill.
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Trash.
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Goodwill.
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Hey, everybody.
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I finished my Christmas list, and I
can't wait to send it to Santa. Oh,
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wonderful, honey. Yeah, I was able to
keep the list under 100 items.
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Uh, Richie, you know there is more to
Christmas than just getting toys.
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I know.
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I got clothes on my list, too.
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I think what your mom is trying to say
is that, well, Christmas should be the
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time to celebrate the Ings.
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Ings? Yes, the Ings.
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Giving, caring, sharing, loving.
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That's what Christmas should be about.
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Yes, sweetie. You know, we're lucky to
have a nice, warm, comfortable home. But
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there's some people out there not so
lucky.
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That's why we're donating these things
to goodwill. Yeah, so people less
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fortunate can have a happier Christmas.
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Boy. I'm just a selfish, toy -grubbing
slime ball.
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Oh, no, you're not. You're just a little
boy, and you're excited about
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Christmas. Hey,
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I like this same thing.
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I'm going to donate some toys.
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Hey, you got some toys you're tired of?
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Sure, the ones I got last Christmas.
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This thing's seen better days.
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See ya.
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So you finished all your Christmas
shopping yet?
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Are you kidding? Well, I finished in
March.
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Oh, but I can't for the life of me
figure out what to get Laura.
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I'm in my wit's end.
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Well, don't kid yourself.
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Just buy her a nice card.
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Nah.
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All right, how about a fruitcake?
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Oh, man's sakes, man. This is the woman
I love, not the mailman.
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Why, I want to get her something so
special she'll feel it's all right.
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Touched her very heart.
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Ah, and there she is now, my precious
Christmas angel.
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Stacy.
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Eddie, have you seen Emily?
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Emily? Yeah, my favorite rag doll, the
one with the missing eye.
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Wait a minute.
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Uh, is that the one with the red dress?
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Yeah, that's her.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, Laura, but, uh...
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I threw her in the trash.
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You what?
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Well, I went to get your stuff, and I
thought you wanted to throw it away. It
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was on the bed on the pile. No, it was
on the bed sitting near the pile.
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Well, it was old and dirty.
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Then, like you said, it had a missing
eye.
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That's because I had it since I was six.
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I love that doll, Eddie.
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How could you do something like this?
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Laura, I'm sorry. I was just trying to
help.
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Thanks a lot, Eddie.
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You ruined my whole Christmas.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Richie. Howdy.
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Uh, Richie, who's your friend?
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This is Ben. I was playing out front,
and he walked by.
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You have a very nice house.
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Thank you.
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Ben's homeless. I invited him to live
with us.
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You what?
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What's for dinner?
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Richie, could you come here for a
minute, honey?
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So, Ben, you're homeless.
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Not anymore.
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Ben, where are you from?
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You name it.
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I've been there.
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I've traveled the world and I've seen
wondrous things.
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Hey, Ben, would you like a sandwich?
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If I said no, I'd be a liar.
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Come on, we've got a kitchen full of
food.
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Uh, uh, uh, Ben?
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You go right ahead and help yourself.
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Richie will join you later.
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Fine. Can I whip you guys up something?
No, thanks.
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Nobody's hungry.
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Well, I am.
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Rich, why did you invite him here?
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Ben's one of those people you were
talking about.
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Someone less fortunate.
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He's had some bad luck.
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And you said we should help people like
that.
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Well, Richie, I'll tell you what.
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He can have Christmas Eve dinner with
us, okay?
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Yeah, and then we'll find a shelter for
him to live in. Yeah, and then we'll
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help him find a job.
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But I'm sorry, Rich. He just can't live
here.
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Listen, when I'm done chowing down, I'm
gonna pay you back by waxing your
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kitchen floor.
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Well, you know, maybe he can stay a day
or two.
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find a needle in my haystack.
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Hey! A needle!
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Ow!
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Wow, Mama! The wind shifted.
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And who might you be?
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Howard Rand.
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Great to meet you, Howard.
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And Merry Christmas.
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Do you belong to...
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Come Santa Claus, here comes Santa
Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.
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Well,
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hi there, Ben.
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My, my, my.
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You have been busy.
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I just wanted to pay you back for your
hospitality.
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You know, Ben, I pulled a few strings
and, well, I got you into a halfway
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That's very nice of you, Carl.
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But first, we'd like you to stay to
enjoy a nice Christmas Eve dinner with
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Sorry, Guy, no can do.
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I have to leave right after I finish
ironing this tablecloth.
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Uh, Ben, those are my shorts.
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Oh, sorry.
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Well, I'm off.
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I've got to get ready for my busiest
night of the year.
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Well, Ben, you know...
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You don't have to panhandle anymore. I
got a line on the job for you.
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It's not necessary. I got a lot of homes
to hit.
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Uh, Ben, Ben, you know, breaking and
entering won't solve your problems.
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No, no.
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I just don't want to disappoint all the
children.
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The children?
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Yeah, they want their toys.
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And I've got to get up to the North Pole
and see how the elves are doing.
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Yeah.
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Um... Ben, are you saying that you're
Santa Claus?
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Shh, shh.
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It's our secret.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But if you're Santa Claus, Ben, why are
you homeless?
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Oh, that's just part of my plan.
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Your plan?
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You see, Christmas has become so darn
commercial.
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I wanted to find a family that embodied
the true spirit of Christmas.
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And I found that family here, Carl.
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Well, thank you, Ben.
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Don't worry.
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I'll be back while you're sleeping.
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Oh, yeah, and I'll be sure to put the
fire out in the fireplace.
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Thanks. So many people forget.
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You think I'm nuts, don't you?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You're right, Ben.
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Christmas has become very commercial.
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I was just discussing that the other day
with the Easter Bunny.
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I understand.
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You're still ticked off about Christmas
morning, 1958, aren't you?
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What are you talking about? I got your
five letters asking for the Commander
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Crash dive space helmet.
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What?
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That was one of our hottest items that
year.
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I just ran out, Carl.
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And I've felt bad about it ever since.
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But you... I'm sorry.
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Merry Christmas.
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But you... How did he know that?
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Come on, honey. Cheer up. It's Christmas
morning.
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I know.
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But remember, Mom, I got Emily on a
Christmas morning.
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Man, these are beautiful.
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What a great present.
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You got to love these, Grandma.
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I'm going to be the best. That's the
snow bunny on the slope.
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Hi,
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everybody. I can't stay long. I have to
get over to my family's house to watch
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Dad light the fireworks.
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Fireworks are for the Fourth of July.
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You're right. And I suppose turkeys are
for Thanksgiving.
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Merry Christmas, Eddie. Oh, thanks.
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Although these are really nice, but I
already have the same pajamas.
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I know. I wanted to get you something I
knew you'd like.
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Steve, I thought this doll was gone
forever.
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This is the best present you've ever
given me. How can I ever thank you?
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I am.
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To Carl from Santa.
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Now that's cute.
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Oh.
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A Commander Crash Dive space helmet.
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Wow. That thing is a collector's item.
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I didn't give you that sugar.
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Harriet, don't look at me.
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Why ain't you?
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It definitely wasn't me. I wouldn't
spend that much on you.
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Who was that from?
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It must be from Santa.
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Thanks, Ben.
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Come on, everybody. I'm gonna fix a
Christmas breakfast you'll never forget.
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right. Breakfast for nine coming right
up. Come on.
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You know, it's Christmas Day for dogs,
too.
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From all of us here
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at Family Matters to all of you out
there, happy holidays!
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And remember, fireworks can be
dangerous.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. Tonight at 6, an
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artist is commissioned to make Mardi
Gras masks, but accused of shoddy
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workmanship on an all -new Judge Judy.
Then at 7, a woman says her grandson's
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father won't pay for the lawyers she
hired when he was arrested for stealing
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on an all -new Judge Joe Brown.
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Now stay tuned for Family Matters coming
up next on UPN 27.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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