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I don't know.
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Oh, my, we're out of gas.
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I'm such a mimmy.
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Hey, wait.
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Isn't this Paradise Bluff?
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I suppose it is.
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Well, this is the bluff.
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Now let me show you why they call it...
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paradise.
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Look at all the pretty flowers.
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I don't believe this.
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I worked my cute little buns off to save
enough money to buy my own car so we
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could have a romantic evening together.
And what's my reward?
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You whisper another woman's name.
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I'm sorry, Aunt.
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Myra.
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Look, Stephen.
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We've been driving down the highway of
love now for quite a while.
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And what a dandy drive it's been.
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Yes, but we're still stuck in first
gear.
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So? So it's time that we shifted into
second. I'm not satisfied with this
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relationship. But I already told you I'm
willing to date you while I'm in love
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with Laura.
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Eat that. What more do you want, woman?
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I want an emotional commitment.
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I want to wear your science club pin.
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But real but.
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That would mean we're going steady.
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Yes, it would.
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I want to know where we're going with
this, Stephen.
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I want to go steady, and I want an
answer soon.
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Well, okay, good.
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I'll go home and think about it.
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Well, while you're thinking about it,
remember this.
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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real lovers in every scene.
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You know, we gotta hurry up. You know,
yearly sales only come once a year.
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Boy, you're sharp.
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You got our ammunition?
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I'd never leave home without it.
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We're armed and dangerous.
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Hey!
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Wait, wait, wait a sec.
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There's some barbecue recipes in this
magazine I want Carl to read.
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Oh, good. Dad needs all the help he can
get.
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Burgers and weenies. Weenies and
burgers. Let's face it.
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The man's in a rut.
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Well, maybe this will give him some new
ideas.
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There's a love test in here, too.
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You filled it out?
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No. I got that magazine for Mildred at
the beauty shop.
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Wow, Mildred's husband scored a ten.
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Good for him.
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Not really. They're scoring on one to a
hundred.
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Hey, guys. Where are you two off to?
Shopping.
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Again? You just went last spring.
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Oh, Carl, I turned down a page on an
article I want you to read. Okay, I'll
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a look at it. Bye.
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Bye -bye.
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Hey, rate your mate.
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Is your partner a good lover?
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Hey, Harriet filled out a quiz about our
love life.
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Well, I think I'll take a little look
-see.
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If your husband's sex drive were a mode
of transportation, it would be A, a
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Ferrari, B,
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a moped, C, a skateboard.
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A skateboard.
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Hey.
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She marks C.
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See me coming?
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No, but I wouldn't mind seeing you
leaving.
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Hey, baby.
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You're all dressing up.
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I don't remember us having a date. We
don't. I'm going out with Scott Baker.
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Boy, it's a topsy -turvy world.
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I'm going out with Myra, and I'm in love
with you.
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in love with you.
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Semantics.
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Is there some reason you came over?
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Well, how can I put this delicately?
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Myra can't get enough of that sweet
Urkel stuff.
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Oh.
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Well, she's giving me an ultimatum.
Either we go steady or she's packing up
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lemonade stand and moving on.
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Well, Steve, you and Myra have been
seeing each other for over a year now,
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right?
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think that's a fair request.
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Oh, I know, I know, but I just don't
know.
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Well, what don't you know?
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Well, what if I go steady with Myra?
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I mean, you fall in love with me the
next day.
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Well, there's no way that's ever going
to happen.
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I just covered my booty.
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Look, Steve, you know what your life has
been like with Myra?
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Now, can you picture it without her?
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Hmm.
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I don't have to chew on that.
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Can you chew on that at home?
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Fair idea.
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thought to what we talked about. You
know, us going steady.
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Well, yes.
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In fact, I'm so confused, I asked Laura
for advice.
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Laura, what did this she -devil say?
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Well, that she -devil is on your side.
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I've always liked Laura.
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Actually, Myra, Laura has something very
interesting to say.
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picture my life without you.
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Well, can you?
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No.
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Oh, goody, it's not so bad.
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I also don't know if I can picture my
life without Laura.
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That tramp.
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I'm sorry, Myra, but I'm gonna need more
time.
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I see.
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Well, then take me home.
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Oh, but lizard lips.
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I paid the extra four bucks for that
center roof.
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You go first.
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No, no.
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You go first.
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Your brain is a national treasure.
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No, no, no.
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It's always ladies first.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'll shift my weight.
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and shining suspenders.
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Myra, when I was in that car, my life
flashed before me.
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It was short and in black and white.
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Was I in it?
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Yes.
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But so was Lara.
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I saw her rejecting me over and over
again.
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And I realized something.
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I can spend my whole life chasing a
dream.
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Or I can let a dream catch me.
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Are you saying what I hope you're
saying?
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Yes.
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Myra, would you do me the honor of
wearing my science club pin?
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Call the Winslow.
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You got a second?
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I have that, and hopefully some more.
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Now, you know Carl better than anybody,
and he doesn't take criticism too well.
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I need a diplomatic way of telling him
that his barbecuer needs help.
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Well, you got to talk to him, because
his burgers are whack.
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You want to talk to him for me? Uh -uh.
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You married him. He's your baby now.
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What's the matter, sugar? Did you miss
the ice cream truck again?
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Mom.
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Harriet took a Rachel May test in that
independent woman's magazine. I took the
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same test.
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Fletcher got a 98.
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What did you get?
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Numbers aren't important, mother.
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Mom, I think that Harriet is
disappointed in me.
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Then you've got to talk to her.
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Don't keep it bottled up.
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That's the worst thing you can do, love.
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Thank you, Mom. Love you.
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Hello,
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Harriet.
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Hi, Carl.
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Harriet, I think that we need to talk.
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Yeah, I want to talk to you about
something, too.
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Okay, but I'll start.
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Sweetheart, I read your magazine
article.
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And if you had a problem, why didn't you
just come to me?
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Oh, Carl, I'm sorry.
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I was just trying to be helpful.
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I thought it might be fun to try
something a little different.
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Oh, so you're saying that I'm boring.
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Not you, just your technique.
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Harriet.
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Well, what's the big deal? I talked it
over with Laura and she agrees.
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You talked it over with Laura?
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Sure, she's part of the family.
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I was just about to do that.
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once a week is pretty darn good
considering my back problem.
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And besides, you could help, you know.
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Well, I would, but you always want to be
in control.
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I thought maybe if we got the act
together, we could invite the neighbors
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Because Marge gave Ted the article and
he's cooking up a storm. You should
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his burgers.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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What I said. You should taste his
burgers when he barbecues.
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Barbecue?
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We're talking about barbecue here?
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Yeah. What did you think we were talking
about?
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I thought that we were talking about
this.
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Rachel, me?
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I didn't fill this out. My hairdresser
did. I borrowed this from the beauty
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shop. I wanted you to look at this
article on barbecue recipes.
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I would tell Laura.
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your score would have shot off the
charts.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Harriet.
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A man likes to hear that every now and
then.
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