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He's at the ten.
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He's at the five.
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He's at the concession stand.
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Mom, come on. I'm Emmett Smith.
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I just scored a touchdown.
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Yeah, but I'm calling it back for
holding.
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Holding?
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Honey, that was upstairs.
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Oh, honey, you look great.
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Thank you.
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I'm the perfect cat woman.
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Meow.
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Hi, guys.
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I'm these twins. What a great costume.
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Thank you.
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Eddie, what if you meet a pretty girl at
the party?
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No problem, Dad.
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in the 1920s. Yeah, back when she was
little.
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Let's move it before all the candy's
gone.
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Okay, grab your bag.
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much for trick -or -treating oh come on
mom we can still go oh no way richie
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it's pouring and there's a blackout only
a crazy fool would be out on a night
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like tonight trick -or -treat
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say it's even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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What are you doing out in weather like
this?
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Getting wet.
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So, who are you supposed to be?
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Well, listen, Matthews.
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Sam Donaldson.
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Gene, if we can't go out, this is gonna
be the worst Halloween ever.
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Oh, sweetie.
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There's more to Halloween than trick -or
-treat.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's play Pass the Ghost Story.
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Sounds like fun.
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I'll start.
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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In a creepy old castle. This castle was
the home of the tall, dark,
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handsome. Fearless and dynamic Count von
Winslow.
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The Count was very popular. In fact, the
peasants all worshipped him.
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Hey, Count, we worship you.
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The Count was all... Also, the world's
greatest swordsman.
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And then, something incredible happened.
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Take it, Harriet.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, the Count's
wife.
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The Countess?
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She came down the stairs.
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She was not only a knockout. She was the
woman who ran the castle.
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The brains of the family.
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Brains of the family?
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Hey, I'm running this whole castle by
myself.
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The Frankensteins have help.
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I should have married a doctor.
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And the peasant loved her, too.
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The most frightening thing was the fact
that Count Von Winslow and his wife were
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both vampires.
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Yes,
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the Von
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Winslows were vampires.
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The undead. The thing that kept them
nourished was blood.
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Suddenly, a bat flew into the room.
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Oh, hi, fangsters.
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Well, mother, how good it is to see you.
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Thank you, sugar fangs.
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Can you stay for dinner?
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Oh, no. I've got a hot date. I'm seeing
a younger man.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. He couldn't be a day over 400.
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fun, Mother. I always do.
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Now keep my coffin warm.
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Take it, Eddie. All of a
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sudden, down the stairs came Devon
Winslow's incredibly handsome
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teen heartthrob son.
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Like many teenagers, he rebels.
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And he refused to be a vampire.
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Son, I don't understand you. You don't
roam around at night. You don't
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the townspeople. And you don't use your
torture chamber.
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Dad, what makes you happy doesn't
necessarily make me happy.
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Oh, this modern -day faking.
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They were gonna argue some more. But
then, suddenly...
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There was a knock at the door.
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Someone's at the door.
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Take it, Steve.
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Standing there was Sir Stephen, the
royal Duke of Britain, the world's
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handsomest, and most eligible bachelor.
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to bother you.
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But I'm Sir Stephen, the royal duke of
Urquhart.
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My carriage broke.
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Can I stay the night?
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Of course.
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We'd love to have you for dinner.
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Why, thank you.
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Now, what about my horse?
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He won't fit at the table.
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I'll fix your carriage for you.
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Why, thank you. And then I'll test drive
it into town.
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My, what a lovely home you have.
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I simply love how you've mixed the 10th
century stuff with the modern.
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Well, I must admit I stole some ideas
from Better Homes and Dungeons.
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The guy who showed up for that bell ring
was their faithful butler, Valdo.
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Ah, Valdo.
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There you are.
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Where have you been all day?
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Doing my laundry.
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I ran my socks through the wringer.
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Next time, I'll take them off first.
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Valdo, would you please show our guest
his room?
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You got it.
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Well, it depends on how long it takes us
to find a victim.
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I mean a chicken.
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You can go now.
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No, I can't.
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Why not?
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You're standing on my foot.
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Take it, Laura.
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The royal duke checked out the room.
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He looked under the bed.
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He looked out the window.
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Then he played a song on his armpit.
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Then he hung his cape on the wall.
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ghost story is really fun.
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What happens next?
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Well, Laura, the lovely, sweet peasant
girl, explains to Sir Stephen, the royal
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duke of Urkel, how she wound up chained
to a castle wall.
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My carriage broke down and I was invited
to stay the night.
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That was three weeks ago.
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Boy, don't you just hate it when that
happens?
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Both carriage mechanics tell you it's
going to be done in one day, and then
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three weeks later, you're still waiting.
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Don't drink the wine.
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Why? Is it a bad year?
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No. They'll drug you, suck out all your
blood, and then mess up your hair.
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Now it's my turn.
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Just then, the Countess's sister entered
the room.
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Her younger sister.
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She was a sultry victim with a pair of
fangs that could knock a man's eyes out.
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She worked in town as a torch singer,
and the peasants loved her.
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Be careful. This is the one with the
drugs in it.
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Sir Stephen, do you like this painting
we just recently plundered?
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Tell me, Sir Stephen, do they have armor
like that in your country?
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I am thirsty for blood.
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the greatest swordsman in the world.
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Watch.
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Enough of these tricks.
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Tricks are for kids.
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Tricks. And Perry.
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My firms don't scare me.
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Say it, Rob.
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Let me see.
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Don't drink the wine. Check.
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Kill the vampires.
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Check.
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Save the girl.
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Be gentle.
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And so, Sir Stephen prevailed.
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He won the fair lady and he vanquished
the vampire.
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Or did he?
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And so, the handsome Sir Stephen and the
lovely Laura got married and had
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four boys and two girls.
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You can get some trick -or -treat time
in, little guy.
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No way.
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Uncle Carl, can we tell another pass
-the -go story?
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Sure.
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I'll start.
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It was a sunny day when Grandma came to
visit her family.
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Hey, that's not scary.
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Oh, yeah?
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You haven't seen my Grandma.
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