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Man, I still can't believe I'm going to
the culinary cook -off in Skokie.
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I guess dreams do come true.
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Waldo, if you cook this dish, you is
shoo -in for first place.
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Wow. Me, Waldo Geraldo Faldo. A little
nobody from nowhere winning a golden
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spatula. It can happen.
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You're a great cook, Waldo.
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Well, you know about these competitions.
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It all depends on how I look in a
bathing suit.
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Thank you.
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You all packed?
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Yep, ready to go.
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Dude!
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Good luck in Skunky, Waldo. Break an
egg.
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Thanks.
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Have a good trip, Waldo.
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Yeah. While I'm gone, no soaking your
socks in my crock pot.
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Hey, Steve, thanks for picking up my dry
cleaning.
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Ah, no biggie. I would have been here
sooner, but I got... caught in traffic
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when I returned your video.
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Oh, thanks, buddy.
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By the way, you forgot to rewind again.
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They yelled at me.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Steve.
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You know, you're a great friend.
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Gee, thanks, Al.
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Maxing and relaxing, styling and
profiling.
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I'm Harry.
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Steve Urkel here.
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I'm not in college yet, but when I get
there, I hope my voice drops enough.
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That's the least of your problems.
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Well,
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so, Winslow.
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Oh, thanks for lending me your car.
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My Porsche is finally out of the shop.
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Hey, any time.
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Now I can tell everybody I lent my car
to a member of Beta Chi. The president
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Beta... Betakai?
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Listen,
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Winslow, we're recruiting some new frat
members this semester.
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Yes, I'd love to. Thank you. Not so
fast. The other members of Betakai have
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meet you.
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I would invite you to the frat house for
one of our parties, but we're under a
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30 -day probation.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard about
that. In hindsight, I believe that
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inviting the dean's wife was a boo -boo.
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Well, listen, if you got... If you guys
want to party, you can use my place.
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Really?
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Let's see.
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Well, okay then. It's on. Saturday
night, 8 o 'clock.
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We'll bring everything.
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Including the girls.
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That sounds great.
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Hey, I'll pop for a case of soda.
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Good news on the newspaper page. And
love and tradition of the grand design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of every scene.
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Miss out.
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Hello, hello.
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Yes, I'd like to order the helmet that
roasts and dispenses peanuts.
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Yes, yes. Oh, yes, it is a classic.
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Yes. The name is Carl Otis Winslow.
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That's right.
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Yes,
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the initials spell cow.
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Yes, just charge it to my account.
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Hey, don't I get a free bag of peanuts
with that order?
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Okay, just checking. Uh -huh.
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TV shop -a -thon.
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Junk?
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Junk?
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You call hot roasted peanuts fresh out
of a football helmet junk?
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Yes, I do. I bet that thing will break
in less than a month.
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Harriet, it has a 30 -day money -back
guarantee. If it breaks, I'll just send
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back. In the meantime, I get to use it
for free.
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Oops, my cookies are ready.
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Cookies? Hey, maybe I should order the
matching Chicago Bears helmet cookie
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watch some cartoons.
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Okay.
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Wait. Look at that.
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Item number 124. A child's 10 -speed
mountain bike.
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Purple and black with electric horn and
water bottle.
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Man,
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that bike is fat.
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Ready for 30 days.
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have asked me to join, but I'm kind of
leaning toward this one.
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Oh!
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Can I get you a soda?
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Sure, baby.
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Thanks. All right, now, don't you be
going too long.
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No, I'm going to go get that soda.
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Man,
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I'm going to like being a member of this
fraternity. Hey, it's got its
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advantages. images from...
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Tumbler Party's been out of style years
ago.
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Wow.
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Well, a super cool dude like me could
bring him back single -handedly.
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Excuse me, Al, but I got a single to
mingle.
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of you lovelies like to trick the light
fantastic?
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Tango, Mamaw, Wubbadoo?
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Huh? Good.
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I'm probably too much man for her.
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to eat to mix with mango and papayas.
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Take it easy, baby.
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Your supper is over.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm the one that got the soda.
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Yeah, baby, but you see, you get the
next two dances.
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the harsh prince nerd maybe but listen
up hanging with a guy like that can
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damage our rep what are you saying love
simple either he leaves or we leave
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right now or maybe being a member of
banger kai isn't that important to you
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bit too much.
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Look, some of the Pratt brothers don't
think you fit in.
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They want you to leave.
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But this is your pad, Edo.
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Ergo, your party.
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And I know you, Edo. You will never
yield to brute pressure.
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Right?
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Look, I'm sorry, Steve, but I want you
to leave, too.
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I see.
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I'm embarrassing you, Pieda.
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Don't worry.
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I won't embarrass you anymore, you know.
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I'll leave and I will never come back.
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since you moved out.
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You guys are just jealous because you
don't have my healthy appetite.
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I guess you had a healthy appetite the
time you ate a cookie magnet.
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That's okay, son. You're still a member
of this family and everything we have is
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yours with one exception.
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I could use some extra cash. That's the
exception.
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Well, how's the big man on campus?
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For your information,
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I've been asked to pledge Beta Chi.
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Isn't Beta Chi that really cool
fraternity with all the good -looking
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Yep.
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I wonder what they want with you.
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You better watch it, or else I won't
introduce you to any of them when you
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to college.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really glad for you,
Eddie, you know, getting into such a
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cool fraternity.
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Thanks, Laura.
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And all it cost you was your best
friend.
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Steve told you, huh?
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He didn't have to.
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I could hear him sobbing from his
sensory deprivation tank.
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Look, Laura, I can't help what happened.
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Steve is still in high school.
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I'm in college now. I'm into a whole new
social thing.
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Steve wanted to tag along and I had to
cut the cord.
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Look, Eddie, I know Steve is irritating,
but he has feelings just like anybody
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else.
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He's been a good friend to all of us.
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Especially you, Eddie.
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But Laura... He idolizes you.
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Like, you remember the time you broke
your tennis racket then you gave it to
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Steve? Yeah.
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He bronzed that broken tennis racket,
Eddie. And he keeps it in his family's
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safe deposit box.
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Wow. He acted like you had given him
gold.
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has everything you've ever given him do
you really want to write him off as a
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friend the one person in this whole
world that thinks that much of you
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oh
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carl thank you So much for picking me
up. I tell you, I could not have made it
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another day.
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What the?
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Who? Who the?
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Where? Where?
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Huh?
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Who goes there?
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We go there.
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And you?
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Come here.
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Where did all of this stuff come from?
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The TV shop or something.
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How did you pay for it? We didn't have
to pay for it. We put it on Uncle Carl's
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account.
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Little G.
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I think I hear your mother calling you.
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I don't hear anything.
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Listen again.
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Honey, what you did was wrong.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to pay for all
of this stuff.
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No, you're not.
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I'm not?
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Uh -uh. We'll just do the same thing
you're doing with the peanut helmet.
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What's Uncle Carl doing with the peanut
helmet?
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Well, he's going to use it for 30 days,
then send it back.
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That's what we're going to do with these
toys.
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Look, you're old enough to learn an
important lesson here. Now, just because
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your Uncle Carl goes out and does
something doesn't mean that you have to
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bonehead, too.
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Richie, I was going to return the helmet
only if it broke.
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I can break this stuff.
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That's not the point.
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It's wrong to try to get something for
free.
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That's right, Richie. And I hope you
learned your lesson, young man.
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I did.
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Hey, I learned a lesson, too.
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What?
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I learned to be very careful what I say
when I'm around you.
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Winslow, am I disturbing you?
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I was just studying.
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Come on in.
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You want some popcorn?
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Oh, no, thanks. I can't stay long. I
just wanted to drop off this.
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We voted last night. Congratulations.
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You're in. Oh, great.
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Great.
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It's really great.
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You don't sound like it's great.
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Oh, no, I'm happy.
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It's just that I've been feeling kind of
bad about what happened at the party.
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So Jackson threw up on one of your
neighbors. We were just having fun.
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No, man.
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I've been feeling bad about Steve Urkel.
The nerd? Who cares about him?
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I care about him.
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Steve Urkel's been my friend for a lot
of years.
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Hey, Earth to Eddie, he's a loser, a
social leper, a geekmeister.
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Look, Steve has always been there for
me.
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Through happy times, bad times, he's
been there.
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Steve Urkel is loyal.
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And when I really think about it, he's
one of the best friends I've ever had in
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my whole life.
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It's very touching.
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But Steve Urkel is the exact opposite of
everything Beta Chi stands for. Now you
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can either hang with us or nerds like
Steve take your pick.
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That's an easy decision, Lyle. I thought
so.
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I'll hang with Steve.
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You regret this, Winslow.
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Just my beta capital.
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Well, if it isn't Toga Boy.
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Now, is that your face or did your neck
throw up?
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Steve, how long you been out here?
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