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Would you like your picture taken?
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Oh, not now, thank you.
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Finding everything satisfactory, miss?
More than satisfactory.
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I've had a delicious dinner in a
beautiful restaurant with the handsomest
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muffin this side of paradise.
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Stephen Q. Urkel.
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Oh, I'm mad.
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Spill this.
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And the bathroom needs some more tamper
cakes.
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Hi, baby Kate.
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I'm a little food snafu, but I took care
of it. Oh, Stephen, you're so brave.
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It's the rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is the towel of
dreams. Real love bursting out of every
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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Save the restaurant. You're a hero.
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Well, hero is such an appropriate word.
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Well, you may have extinguished those
flames, but you've only ignited mine.
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Kiss me fast and kiss me hard.
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Remember.
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Not right now.
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What's wrong? Are you all right?
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How can I say this?
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I've been working in my laboratory for
months, and I finally perfected my
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transformation.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes, stocky nipples.
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Like tomorrow night, Steve Urkel will
become Stefan Urkel.
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Forever.
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Steven,
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we've been over this before. Why in
heaven's galoshes would you want to
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You're perfect just the way you are.
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Oh, thanks, Myra.
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I like me too.
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But the woman of my dreams fell in love
with Stefan.
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You mean Laura?
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The cold -hearted ice princess who
wouldn't know a good man if he fell in
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lap?
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I understand.
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You're a terrific lady.
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But I've always loved Laura.
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And changing back to Stefan or Kel is
the only way I can get her.
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But... she's evil.
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Now, Laura and I were meant to be
together.
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Like we're a team, a duo, a pair, a
match, a twosome, an item.
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I see.
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So all I'm left with are shattered
pieces of my broken heart.
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Lots of happy memories.
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And we'll always have this wonderful
night to remember.
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Pay up and get out, fire boy.
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Will you just remember this?
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Everyone else in the shallow world might
love the suave and trendy Stefan or
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Kel. But I, Myra Boutros Boutros
Monkhouse, love you.
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vision than me.
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It's pitch dark down at that alley. A
bat couldn't see those pins.
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Oh, you're just upset because I whipped
your butt.
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And Eddie was wearing rented shoes.
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Hey, if they lit that place properly, I
could have bowled a 300 game.
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Yeah, with better lighting than a
bazooka.
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Come on, little guy. Let's get ready for
dinner.
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Yeah, we already heard these excuses in
the car.
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Well, then look in the paper and see
what's playing.
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Larry Carl, I think you need glasses.
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What? Me? That's ridiculous.
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Oh? Then how do you explain what
happened this morning at breakfast?
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What? You poured orange juice over your
cornflakes.
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A man cussed out on his dairy products
and it gets flack.
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You want to see this movie or not?
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configuring
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and I refuse to beg.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Please!
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Up your knees, woman.
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Now,
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my mind is made up. Now, I'm going to
step inside that chamber and I'm going
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keep stepping into it every week.
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Keep stepping into it?
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Ah, yes, a small technical matter. You
see, the effects only last for a week,
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I just hop in every seven days for a
little recharge.
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Can I at least give you one last kiss?
Goodbye.
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That'll make me move.
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Wake me, shake me and break me. But
baby, don't forsake me.
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It's good to see you.
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I'll put that away, man.
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Well, it's good to see you again, too,
Stefan.
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Hey, it's great to be seen.
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So, uh, what do you think?
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Oh, man, you look like you just stepped
off the cover of GQ magazine.
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GQ, really?
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Strut it, BG.
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Let me guess.
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Giorgio Armani.
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Close. Sears.
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Man, you look smooth.
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If you stood next to Denzel Washington,
people would say, hey, there's Carl
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Winslow. And what's his name?
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You look sensational.
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Yes, I know.
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Well, come on, honey.
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Our public awaits.
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Well, let's not disappoint them.
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Oh, and listen. While we're gone, don't
spend the whole night kissing and
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booping. Hey, I'll be a perfect
gentleman.
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I was talking to Laura.
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It's dark in here.
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Harry, don't move.
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What? You have a bug on your dress.
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A what?
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Tom,
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it's a brooch.
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We've been married a lot of years.
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Obviously having a problem seeing. I
wish you'd break down and get glasses.
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Harriet, I do not need glasses.
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The bottle of wine you ordered, sir?
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Thank you.
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Excellent. And if I may, sir, I would
like to commend you on your superb
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Hey, when I see something that I like, I
order it.
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It's just not often a customer orders a
$200 bottle of wine.
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$200?
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Carl, I thought you knew how expensive
it was.
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Well, I...
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why you ordered it, you said, because it
was a special occasion and you're with
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a special lady.
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Well, I was probably very sincere at the
time.
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Are we ready to order the entrees?
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We'll need a few more minutes.
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Carl, would you like me to read the menu
to you?
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Harriet, That won't be necessary.
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I'm not a child.
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I'm telling you, you need glasses.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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Who can read in this stupid dim light?
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I mean, if this place charges enough,
why can't they spring for some light
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bulbs?
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No. Hey,
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Grandma. How you doing?
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I'm chilling like...
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The last time you said no to a sandwich,
Nixon was president.
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Mother?
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I'm not in the mood.
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I had a little mishap at dinner tonight.
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Mishap? You almost burnt down my
favorite four -star restaurant.
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Carl, honey, why don't you break down
and get you some glasses?
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Need glasses.
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Oh.
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You think farsightedness is a sign of
old age, right?
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And if you were to get glasses, you'd be
admitting that you're getting old.
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No, that is... Well, yeah.
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Too bad you can't pull a Stefan.
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A what?
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Well, Stefan or Carol doesn't need
glasses.
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But when he was Steve Urkel, he couldn't
see zip without them.
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That's right.
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Sounds like what you need is a
transformation chamber.
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Well... Good night.
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And so the word says, no, I left my
wallet in the other pen.
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Stefan, you are too much.
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Hey, and I want to thank you for letting
me use the transformation chamber.
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It's my pleasure, my man.
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But I got to warn you, though, this will
do more than improve your eyesight.
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This is a cool chamber.
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Hey, chill, baby.
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I'm already cool.
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