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You know, two can play this game. I may
just flirt with the very next man I see.
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Come here, baby.
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Huh?
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John, I'm running my fingers through his
hair.
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I'm gonna blow in his ear.
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Oh, no.
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Irene, I'm warning you.
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Now I'm gonna tickle his manly chest.
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Oh, no, don't do that. Oh, no.
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Come on, Irene, that's enough.
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Oh, no, I'm just getting started.
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I'm almost finished.
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I'm gonna kiss him, John.
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You wouldn't.
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it with you.
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this day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page and love and
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predictions of the grand design some
people say it's even harder to find
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Okay, Max, the sports column and Ziggy's
interview with the principal, I do
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today. Then we can put this issue to
bed.
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Right, Chief.
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Don't call me Chief. Call me Publishing
Diva.
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So how's the Ask Max column coming
along?
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Laura, it's the best idea you've ever
had.
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Hey, you're always giving me lots of
advice I don't want, so I figure it's
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natural for you to share that gift with
others.
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stole your clothes again yes i'm tired
of being bullied by those girls is that
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your science article for the paper oh
yeah but for obvious reasons i can't
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it in
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Hello, Ziggy.
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Hey, Steve.
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Brought your clothes back for you, bro.
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Oh, thanks, Ziggy.
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Hey.
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Hey, where are my boxers?
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Oh, up on the roof.
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Thanks to you, the school's got a new
windsock.
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give to women every time i try to have a
conversation with them we always end up
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arguing hey he's up on his dick man i
like the bloke that's a change you
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trash all the popular guys
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print is junk, okay?
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Oh?
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Well, what about this riveting article?
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Are the fashion police after you?
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That is a valid and helpful piece on how
to dress.
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And it wouldn't hurt you to glance at
it.
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Hey, look. I wear these clothes because,
see, I'm not caught up in shallow
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materialism. Shallow materialism? Yeah.
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Like colors that match and clothes that
fit?
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I'm not going to let you mess with my
story, Laura.
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Vicki, look.
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It's my call, and I'm trimming it.
Period.
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Then I'm going over your head.
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I'll talk to Ms. Jennings about this.
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We'll see if she confirms your authority
over the universe.
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Girl, I know you wouldn't go over there.
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We're packing order.
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We're packing order, people.
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Laura. What?
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Slap yourself.
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Harriet!
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Harriet!
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Oh, for goodness sakes, Carl, what is
it?
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We need you to be the referee again.
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Oh, no. Why do you make me take part in
this pointless activity?
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Because we're men.
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And we thrive on pointless activity.
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Let's get this over with. Put your hands
right here. Watch out now. I'm ready.
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I'm ready. Give me your hands. Okay,
okay, all right. Okay.
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One, two.
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That's why we need a referee.
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Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up. All right, Dad.
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go. Come on.
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Okay.
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Can't make up my mind.
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Laura, we need to talk.
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Ziggy, I'm still going to trim your
article. Forget about that. I'm on to
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things. Look, I was at Quigley's
supermarket and I started rapping to one
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checkers. I was telling them how
grateful we all are for the computers
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donated to our school.
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Yeah, they're gossip.
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Yeah, well, the school should send them
back.
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What? That check has slipped me a few
facts.
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Quigley's has been selling me with false
expiration dates. It's actually older
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than what the package says.
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Did you check that out with Quigley's
management? Look, I tried to, but they
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refused to see me, so we gotta force the
hand, and we'll demand that the school
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return their computers, and we'll print
explosives. Boom!
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Slow down.
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We need these computers. It took us
years to get them. So what are you
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We just ignore what's happening at
Quigley's?
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Look.
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I'll let you do the story on this, but
we're not returning these computers.
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Laura, open your eyes.
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Climb down off of your editor's pedestal
and get involved.
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I am involved. It is my job to be
rational and examine every point of
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don't have the luxury of behaving the
way that you do.
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And how is that?
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Like a pushy, egotistical, pompous jerk.
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I resent... that if it didn't come from
a stubborn, uptight, fishy little brat.
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Yeah.
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I've had them for the past two days, and
they're driving me crazy.
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What if you tried holding your breath?
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Maybe I did that. Nope, didn't work.
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Well, maybe you didn't hold it long
enough.
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Go ahead. Take a big, deep breath.
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Well, how long should I hold it?
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Until I say when.
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pictures. Oh.
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Wow, look at that beautiful beach.
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Hi, Steve.
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And look at that water.
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It's so blue. You didn't see anything so
blue?
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Mom, didn't Eddie used to date Emily's
daughter for a while?
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I think you're right.
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Now, what was her name?
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Brenda?
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I am fresh out of cures. Oh, Tom.
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You've got to help me, big guy.
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I mean,
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I can't eat, I can't sleep, and I don't
dare practice my sword swallowing.
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All right, Steve.
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One last try.
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Take a deep breath.
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You sure?
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Trauma? Oh,
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yeah.
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You survived.
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I know you feel miserable, but at least
you're alive to feel that way.
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Well, that's true.
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I mean, the only thing that you did
wrong was to hide your feelings about
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happened.
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Well, of course I hid them, big guy.
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Those feelings are painful.
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Well, painful feelings only get worse
when you bury them.
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The best way to get rid of them is to
express them.
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lucky to have a friend like you to
express them to. Oh, come on now.
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Not really.
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You're the best, big guy.
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Well... And you, Steve, you're here a
lot.
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And to show my appreciation, I'm going
to come over a lot more often.
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I've been thinking about that Quigley
supermarket situation.
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Let's not go down that road again. It
just leads to a cliff.
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Just hear me out.
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All right?
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You were right. I mean, getting these
computers has nothing to do with whether
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or not they rip off their customers. No,
no, no. You were right to care about
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the customers.
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We should follow that up.
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Maybe we should. No, you were right and
I was wrong. No, you were right. I was
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wrong. Okay.
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Talk about what we really need to talk
about.
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What are you talking about?
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There's something happening between us.
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I know.
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But what's happening just can't happen.
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You're right.
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Yeah.
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Why am I right?
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opposites i mean i'm spontaneous spur of
the moment pulled by the horn kind of
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guy and i'm a patient practical think it
through kind of girl we're completely
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wrong for each other it will be a
disaster nuclear meltdown so then we
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friends yeah friends
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I think it calls for a celebration.
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Dinner? I'd love it.
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Luigi's? Perfect.
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Okay, I'll call for a reservation. No,
no, let's just go.
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Well, what if we can't get in? Yeah,
we'll go somewhere else.
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That's that spontaneous thing, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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I'm calling for reservations.
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I bet you always do practical stuff like
that.
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Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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This will never work, woman.
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Never. See, I just can't deal with you.
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Me? You're the problem.
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Why? Because you're a pushy,
egotistical, pompous jerk. Look who's
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Brittany Uptight Brat.
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