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Laura? Yeah?
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This is gonna be the best junior prom
ever.
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Why, because of the romantic theme?
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No, because I'm going with you.
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Um, Jimmy?
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Hey, Laura.
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How come there's no Leaning Tower of
Pizza?
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That's Pizza Waldo.
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And it's in Italy. Yeah, and our theme
is Paris in springtime.
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So change the theme. Make it Paris in
Italy.
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Work with me, people.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Steve Jerkel.
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Oh, that's clever.
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Steve, what the heck is this thing? This
is a Stephen Q. Erkel Turbo Confetti
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Tanny. Patent pending.
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This thing looks stupid.
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No, it's shiny. What you see is your
reflection.
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Now, picture this.
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The light's dim.
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as the band begins to play a slow,
romantic song.
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And yes, it's the last dance.
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Now, do we break this magic moment to
grab a wad of confetti? No, sir.
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Why, we merely lift this switch for a
gentle poof of confetti.
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It's a rare condition this day and age.
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To read any good news on the newspaper
page.
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And love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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afternoon, we hit Emperor's Store in the
mall.
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I think we finally found the perfect
palm dress.
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May I present Miss Lara Wiglow.
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Wow. Oh, look at my beautiful
granddaughter.
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You really like it? Oh, sweetheart, I
love it. You look like a million bucks.
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Actually, you're close.
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What does she mean by that, Harriet?
What does she mean?
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Well, Carl, this is a quality dress. You
can't put price on quality.
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Well, the store did.
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And they wouldn't let you out the front
door unless you paid that price.
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Now, how much quality, Harriet?
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$387. Oh!
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Okay, Laura, go upstairs and put on the
other dress.
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Okay, Laura.
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Other dress?
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There's another dress?
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Mama, there's another dress.
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I heard so.
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How much is the other dress, Harriet?
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$150. Oh, $150. That's a nice number.
Nice round number.
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Don't be such a cheapskate.
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What do you think, Daddy?
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Now that's a prom dress.
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You don't think it's too revealing?
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Harriet, this is what the kids are
wearing these days.
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Get with it. Loosen up.
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I don't know, Carl. $150 is a lot of
money.
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Well, it's a lot less than $387.
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And besides, there's nothing too good
for my baby girl.
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Now take that other dress back and put
it in your Aunt Rachel's closet.
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Ed, who are you taking to the prom?
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Gloria Hilton.
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Whoa, she's fly.
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Uh -huh.
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But isn't she kind of a flirt?
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Oh, please, Waldo.
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Maybe she used to flirt with the boys,
but she's going to the prom with a man.
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Make up your mind.
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Is she going with you?
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Or a man.
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Forget it.
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Look, are you taking Maxine to the prom?
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Hey, is the bear Catholic?
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How are things going with Maxine?
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Not so good.
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Her dog's got worms.
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No, I meant how are things going between
you two?
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Fine. I mean, I'm not going to stop
petting him just because he's got worms.
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Man, my head hurts.
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Look, let's get back to the problem.
Doesn't we still have a date yet?
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Yep. I set him up with my sister,
Quesadilla.
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You know, Waldo, I've been meaning to
ask you this for a long time.
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How did your sister get a name like
Quesadilla?
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She was born in Taco Bell.
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It was either quesadilla or burrito
grande.
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And that's a stupid name.
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Look, I really think you're making a big
mistake by setting your sister up a
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weasel. How come?
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Well, you know how weasel is.
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Yo, baby, you looking fine, sweet thing.
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You really think Weasel would try
something with my sister?
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Well, in the famous words of Ray
Charles, uh -huh.
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Well, what should I do?
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Well, if I were you, and I'm glad I'm
not, I'd keep a close eye on Weasel at
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prom.
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Right. I'm gonna be on him like ketchup
on spaghetti.
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My mom's a lousy cook.
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Steve,
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I already have a date to the prom.
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Okay.
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Did you say okay?
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Yep.
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You're not going to whine and moan and
complain that I should go with you?
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Been there, done that, moved on.
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Oh.
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Mama, I need your advice on a very
delicate situation.
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Steve, if this involves your colon
again, Just see a doctor.
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Now.
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It concerns Myra.
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Oh, how are you two lovebirds getting
along?
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Well, very well.
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In fact, too well.
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She's been dropping subtle hints that
she'd like for me to take her to the
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Steve, Myra's a beautiful, intelligent
girl.
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And not only that, and this is the part
that proves there's a God.
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She actually likes you.
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Myra goes to a different school, and the
lovely lass has no idea that I have a
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reputation as... a nerd.
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Why, she thinks I'm A -number one, PG
-10.
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She calls me her little Adonis and
suspenders.
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That's cute.
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Frightening, but cute.
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Look, Steve, don't worry. When you walk
into that prom with a pretty girl like
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Myra on your...
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kids are going to see you in a different
light.
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Hmm.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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Well, think about it.
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Laura, you're terrific.
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You turned this little sad sack into a
glad bag.
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Anytime, Steve.
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Thanks, Laura. I'll invite the little
vixen forthwith.
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Steve? Yes, my pet?
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It may have sounded a little strange,
but some kind of warped way I...
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I actually miss you asking me out. And
you know, in some bizarre way, I
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miss hearing you say no.
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Well, all right.
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Will you go to the prom with me?
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No.
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I... Jerkle?
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What are you doing here?
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I'll ask the questions, noodle noggin.
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I came to see Laura.
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Well, there she is. You've seen her now.
Beat it.
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No, you beat it.
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Lucky for you, I'm leaving.
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Man,
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he gets under my skin.
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Oh, come on. He's harmless.
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But he's always hanging around you, and
I don't like that.
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Relax, Jimmy. It's no big deal. Now, you
came over here to study, so let's just
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study. Forget it.
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I can't concentrate.
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I really like you, Laura.
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But when you hang out with him, it makes
me look bad.
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So if you want me, you have to dump the
nerve.
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We can talk about it, but I don't want
to see you spray with all your springs
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and shadows.
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Here we go.
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Going through the same thing.
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Here we go.
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I don't want to see you spray.
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I don't believe this. Horsett is playing
at our junior prom.
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Yep. How do we ever get him?
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Simple. One of them is my cousin.
Really?
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Which one?
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I can't tell you.
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See, the deal is he'll do anything I
want, as long as I promise not to reveal
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we're related.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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The weasel's on the loose.
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Now the party's a pot. Hey!
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I work with you, Weasel.
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Excuse me, Casey Field.
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Don't be long, baby. I want to shake my
booty.
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I want to shake it, too.
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Look, man, I love my sister. And if you
do anything to besmirch her reputation,
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I'll be forced to defend her honor.
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Oh, yeah? How you going to do that?
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I'll get back to you.
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We seem to be the center of attention.
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Oh, really?
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I hadn't noticed.
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Stephen, everyone is staring at me.
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Why, of course.
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They've never seen such stunning beauty.
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Oh, Stephen, you're so sweet.
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It's so funny how I've been alive.
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The memories of the time.
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Yoo -hoo! Far out!
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What are you guys doing here?
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Hi, honey.
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Well, I missed my prom, so I decided to
bring your mom to this one.
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We both had to work late and we realized
we didn't get a photograph of our
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beautiful daughter in her prom dress.
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That is too much blush.
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Hey,
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a little space, eh?
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Oh, Joe, why are you bugging us?
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Because you're my sister.
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And the way I figure it, that makes me
your brother.
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And I don't want him to take advantage
of you.
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Hey, I'm a big girl. I can take care of
myself.
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Besides, Weasel's a gentleman.
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He respects me.
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Really?
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Well, smack me hard and call me stupid.
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Hi, Steve.
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Laura, thanks a lot. Why, you found the
only gown that could compliment your
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natural beauty.
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Thanks, Steve.
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And it minimizes your butt.
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You're too kind.
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So, having fun?
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I guess. How about you?
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Well, all right. You were right.
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Everyone's real impressed that I'm out
with my wife.
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I'm glad.
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Laura. Yeah?
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I thought we settled this.
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Settled what?
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I told you to stop hanging out with the
nerd.
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Now, come on. I want to dance.
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Why not?
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What?
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I'm not your baby.
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Look, Steve Urkel may be annoying, but
he's always treated me with respect.
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And that's why he has a date tonight.
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And as of right now, you don't.
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I can't believe how fast the evening's
gone.
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Yeah, and in a moment they'll be calling
for the last dance.
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That's why I'll have a small task to
perform.
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Oh, task?
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Well, they put me in charge of releasing
the confetti, but I got to thinking,
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confetti is so past that.
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So what did you come up with? A remote
-controlled balloon drop.
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Oh, do you show me?
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You keep practicing while you might
amount to something some day.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, hey, hey. What's up?
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So you must be Waldo's cat.
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And now, you magnificent muskrats, it's
time for a moment you'll all remember
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for the rest of your lives.
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The last dance.
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Are you ready for some magic?
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Do it.
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No, just a little damp.
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I just wanted to make sure you didn't
drown.
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No, I climbed onto the Eiffel Tower as
it floated by.
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Boy, I really outdid myself this time,
Laura.
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I wiped out the entire junior prom.
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happened tonight in the bottle and cork
it. It was vintage Urkel.
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I guess I gave you some bad advice.
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Myra must have been pretty upset with
you.
255
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:09,920
Well, actually, she wasn't. She just
gave me a peck on the cheek and said,
256
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,720
you worry, Stevie Poo. Even Einstein had
setbacks.
257
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,580
So everything's okay?
258
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:16,940
P .T. King.
259
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:21,340
Listen, the reason why I stopped money
is, well,
260
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,399
That's right.
261
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,420
It had nothing to do whatsoever with the
possibility that you care about me in
262
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,420
any way.
263
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,480
That's right.
264
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,200
Not even the slightest little teensy
-weensy itsy -bitsy bit?
265
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,780
Well... Stop there. I'll take it.
266
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,820
How about a hug?
267
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,680
Two seconds.
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