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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition are the
grand design. Some people say it's even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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I'm ready for our date. I brought
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you fragrant flowers and mouthwatering
candy.
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Wait till we get in my car.
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Steve, we don't have a date tonight.
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Oh, all right. I was bluffing. I was
hoping you'd think you forgot.
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Steve, I think I'd remember going
insane.
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Now, I'm going to the movies with
Maxine.
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And if you follow me in that little toy
you call a car, I'll stomp on it like
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it's a paper cup.
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Too many.
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Hey, my best bud, Edo.
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Well, it's Saturday night. Let's wail.
Let's boogie. Let's get down with our
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dance. No can do, Steve. I'm going out
with Onisha tonight.
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Again?
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Steve, she is the girl I've waited my
whole life to find. Oh, that's how it is
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with me and Lars.
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Yeah, except Onisha is willing to be
seen with me in public.
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is urgent. I have info you need to know.
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Parental.
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What is it?
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Well, I can't see it in front of her.
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Hey, you can say anything you have to
say in front of Onisha.
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Okay. Last night, Waldo and I went to
Paul's Pizza and Pudding Parlor, and we
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saw...
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Onesha, how could you kiss me tonight
after you kissed some other guy last
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night? It wasn't easy.
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It made me feel kind of... false.
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Oh, man, I don't believe this.
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I loved you with all my heart and soul.
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And you're a nice person, too.
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Onesha, you cheated on me.
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We're through.
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I don't ever want to see you again.
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You know,
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I didn't know you played college
football.
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Oh, that was a long time ago. They used
to call me Swivel Hips.
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I never still do.
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Mother Winslow, why don't we go in the
kitchen and make some coffee?
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Good idea.
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I'll only be a moment, sugar.
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What's the matter, Carl?
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You've been giving me the cold shoulder
all night.
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Well, since you brought it up.
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You know, I'm a little upset.
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You had your arm around my mother all
night long.
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I was merely showing affection.
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Affection?
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I saw you two over by the salad bar.
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You steamed up the sneeze guard.
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It was just a little kiss.
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You bent her backwards into the food.
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We'll be picking bagel bits out of her
hair for weeks.
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Carl, your mother and I share a strong
passion for each other.
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I'm sorry if that upsets you.
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All righty.
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Coffee will be ready in a minute. Who
wants dessert? Fletcher? In a minute,
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darling. Right now, I have an early
birthday present for you.
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How romantic.
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Can it, Harriet.
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Estelle, on our very first date, you
said there was something you always
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to do but never got around to.
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Well, you and I are going to do it
together.
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Oh, you mean?
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Yep. We go whitewater rafting down the
Colorado River.
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Oh, yes. Oh, what a great present.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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This is a one -day trip, isn't it?
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No. This is a seven -day trip.
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Thank you. He's gonna be shacking up
with my mom.
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Oh,
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Carl, look. A postcard from your mother.
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Oh, what? You mean she stopped playing
kissy -face long enough to write?
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Carl, could I offer you some
constructive criticism?
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Sure. You're a jackass.
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Oh, well, now that's constructive.
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Your mother's in love.
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Fletcher makes her happy.
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But are you happy for her? No. You
complain, you criticize, and you poke
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You're hurting her, Carl.
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Hey, you don't think I'm hurting?
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I mean, every time I see my mother with
that Fletcher, it reminds me of how
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painful it was when I lost my dad.
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I understand that.
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But your mother's made a choice.
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She wants your approval.
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And if you don't give it to her, you may
lose her, too.
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Only 90 braided chains are left.
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The perfect gift for the lady you love.
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Idy how, couch bud.
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Hi, Steve.
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Hey, Waldo. What's up?
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Anno, put on your glad rags and throw on
some fine vines. We're going to a
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party.
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Thanks, Steve, but I'm not in the mood.
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Hey, this is no ordinary party. This is
industrial strength. Screaming stereo,
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flashing lights, girls in tight dresses,
hubba hubba, make it fun.
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Thanks, but I'll pass.
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It's a housewarming party for Conway
Arbuckle. He's losing an apartment
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downtown.
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No thanks, guys.
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Gosh darn it, Mr. Sad Sack.
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Stop being such a gloomy guck.
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You're pathetic.
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Well, guys, it's just that I miss Onisa
so much.
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Oh, come on, pal. No girl is worth all
this suffering.
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Eddie, you're coming with us or else.
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Or else what?
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You gonna drag me to the party?
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Nope. We're too clever to use violence.
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If you don't come to this party, we're
going to sit here with you all night
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long.
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A macadamia nut, Waldo?
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Oh, the Hawaiian treat. Thank you.
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Oh,
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man!
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Get out of here.
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I'll go change my clothes.
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Thank you.
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I just wanted to get some fresh air.
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But the Cooper twins are going to show
everybody where they're different.
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You guys go ahead.
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It's impossible for me to have fun
without Onisha.
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I miss her too much.
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Hello.
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You look sadder than my parents on the
day I was born.
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Yeah, I'm proud of you, man.
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Why don't you do what we fathers do when
we get depressed?
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What's that?
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We do the Hokey Pokey.
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You put your right hand in, you put your
right hand out, you put your right hand
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in and you shake it all about. You do
the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself
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around. That's what it's all about.
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That's supposed to cheer me up?
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Hey, I'm smiling.
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Guys, I never loved a girl the way I
loved Alicia.
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My heart is broken.
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I feel so bad I can barely think of a
reason to go on at all.
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back up to the window, okay?
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Okay, Steve, when I yell go, you hop
into the window.
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All right.
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And Waldo, you go to the other end and
act as a counterweight.
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Cool.
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Okay, Steve, go.
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Okay,
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Waldo, when I give you the word, I want
you to move a step.
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You can't get into the window.
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Go.
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Is that the word?
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Yes.
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The word's yes.
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Well,
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I'm not waiting for you to decide which
word to use. I'm going.
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You know something, guys?
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A few minutes ago, I was out on that
fire escape feeling like my life was
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I felt dead inside.
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I mean, I thought losing Onisha was the
worst thing that could have happened to
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me.
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But when the fire escape gave way, I
realized that falling 15 stories was a
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worse.
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I wanted to live.
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Hi, Anisha. Hi, Joey.
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Joey's upset.
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A big metal ladder landed on his new
car.
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I think the Colorado River got smaller
today.
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It did?
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Yep. I swallowed half of it.
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Oh, Fletcher.
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This trip is the nicest present anyone
has ever given to me.
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I thought you might like it.
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Well, it's back to the real world
tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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You know, Estelle, When I think back at
the best moments of my life for the past
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few years, they're always with you.
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Honey, I feel the same way.
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That's why I want to make sure wonderful
moments like this never end.
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Bear with me now. Uh -huh.
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I love you more than words can say.
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You can make me the happiest man in the
world if you would consent to be my
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bride.
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Estelle, will you marry me?
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Oh, Fletcher.
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Yes, I'll marry you, honey.
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Beautiful, Fletcher.
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I thought we'd get a place near our
family.
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That way we can visit them as often as
we like.
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How do you think of everything?
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Not quite.
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I have no idea how I'm going to get back
up.
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Hello, Mother. That airline almost lost
my inflatable raft.
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Fletcher, I'm glad you're back.
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I've got something to say to you.
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What's on your mind?
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Well, I realized I haven't been very
nice to you lately.
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Actually, I've never been nice to you.
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But while you were gone, I've done some
thinking and...
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I realize that you're very special to my
mother.
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And if you're special to her, then you
should be special to me.
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Friends? Friends.
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Oh, I'm so glad you two are getting
along.
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So am I.
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Because, um, Fletcher and I are getting
married.
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Oh, Mother West, go home!
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Did I do that?
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Honey, what a great meal.
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I am crazy about meatball night.
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Well, I'm bushed.
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I just want to plop down in front of the
tube and veg out.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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Me four.
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And me five.
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