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Leave you guys.

What time do we agree to meet here to go get the tickets for Tracy Spencer's

concert tonight?

8 o 'clock.

And what time did you two show up?

10 .30.

Right. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised if they were sold out.

Yeah. So lighten up, man.

Hey, I have a good excuse. I was visiting my uncle in the hospital.

Which one? My uncle Cannonball Fardo.

He's the guy that gets shot out of the cannon at the circus.

Someone put in too much gunpowder and blew him smack dab into the flying

pinellas.

Well, who did that?

I don't know.

Some clown.

Listen, guys, I'm nuts about Tracy Spencer.

I mean, she's beautiful, she's talented, I have all her CDs.

Look, if the fly girl means that much to you, we'll just jam down to her hotel

room and ask that sweet thing for some tickets.

All right, Weasel. We'll just waltz right past the bodyguards. We won't

in. We'll sneak in.

Together?

Nah, separately.

That way we have a better chance of getting the tickets.

I mean, do you really think we can get away with it?

No sweat, Chet. Piece of old cake.

Now, the only thing to it is to do it. Oh, yeah.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams.

Writing in your diary again, babe?

Yeah. That's nice.

Sweetheart.

Uh -huh?

You ever write about me?

Uh -huh.

Can I read it?

Nope.

Why not?

Because it's private.

Harry, could you hand me a tissue, please?

Okay, fine.

I don't want to read your little diary anyway.

Carl, you're acting like a kid. I am not.

I was going to tell you something really neat, but I'm not going to now.

Look, I know the party's gonna be slamming, but Tracy can't go.

Of course she's got a good reason. She's got homework!

Wow. Come on in.

Boy, look at all this stuff.

Tracy's fans sure love her.

They sure do.

Uh, is Miss Spencer around?

Oh, no. She's rehearsing for a concert tonight.

Oh, Tracy doesn't need to rehearse.

She's absolutely perfect.

Oh, you're a big fan, huh?

Me?

No offense, sir, but this is a fancy hotel. I mean, I see big stars all the

time.

Oh, man!

I just want to see Hammer!

That was just a trainee.

I have to check her work.

I'm the boss maid, Tawanda Toyota.

Get your hands on me and you'll never let go.

I'll take your word for it.

Oh, and good morning to you, too. Well, I'm sorry.

I didn't get much sleep last night.

Neither did I.

I had to guard my diary all night.

Well, there'd be no problem if you just let me read it.

Forget it, Carl.

I'm going shopping, and I want you to promise me you won't read my diary. All

right.

I promise I will not read your precious little diary.

Thank you.

But I didn't promise I wouldn't get somebody else to read it.

Now, let's see.

Who will make a good...

Good Lord.

My aching back.

And my post -fallen feet.

I'm gonna have to cut these shoes off with the blowtorch.

Tired, huh?

You mind if I sit down and rest my booty for booty?

Yeah, actually, I do mind.

Say what?

Look, Tracy's gonna be back here in a minute. We can't have the maid sitting

here resting her booty.

Oh, so what you saying, Ace? I'm not good enough to hang out with the broad?

That's what you saying? Huh? Huh?

Oops.

I think I'll come back a little later, sir.

Just a second.

Oh, thank God.

What do you mean? I was hoping no woman could be that ugly.

and to think I left you extra towels. Do

you believe what

people will go through to meet Tracy?

Yeah, it's sad, sir.

Some people just aren't what they appear to be.

I've had it. The next guy I catch sneaking in here is going to spend the

his life in jail.

Aren't you done yet?

Looks like a rainforest in here.

Hi, Lee, I'm back.

It's Tracy Spencer!

You know who that is? It's Tracy Spencer!

Hey, Tracy, you got a basket from Tennessee Hammer and flowers from Johnny

Well, hi.

Tracy Spencer said hi to me.

He meets big stars all the time.

Listen, kid, thanks for your help.

Here's a little something for your trouble.

Gee, thanks, but... We'll see you.

Well, bye.

Listen, Lee, I'm having a little trouble with the vocals on Tender Kisses. Oh,

really? Well, let's play the track and see what the problem is.

Appreciate it.

You have a great voice.

So do you. I mean, but of course you know that. I mean, you have albums out

people pay to see you. I mean, you're my biggest fan.

I mean, I'm your biggest fan.

Oh, girl, you are so fly. Will you marry me?

First of all, let's take it a little bit slower.

What's your name?

Eddie Bellboy.

I mean, Winslow, Winslow. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie Winslow.

Winslow, that's my name. Hi, Eddie Winslow.

And you're a bellboy?

No, not really. You see, I gave a real bellboy 20 bucks to borrow this uniform.

He's down in the hall shivering in the linen closet.

You want me to throw him out?

Are you kidding? My biggest fan.

Eddie, why'd you go through so much trouble just to meet me?

Well, you see, Tracy, I waited in line for hours to get tickets to your

but they were sold out.

Tickets? I can get you some tickets. And would you like some backstage passes,

too? Oh.

I love you, Tracy.

I think that's a yes.

What's that?

I don't know.

It looks like some kind of cannon.

I saw one of those in the circus.

Look, somebody's climbing.

to go on a date with you.

He introduced himself, and I was immediately struck by his deep brown

engaging sense of humor, and how delicately he handled my...

I feel so safe. You know, I rule strong.

I promised you wouldn't read my diary.

listen. No, you listen.

Chuck is twice the man Raul is.

Carl. I'm not finished yet, Harriet.

April 24th.

to say now, Carl.

You actually believe the nonsense in here?

Not all of it.

Carl Winslow, you are the most insecure man I've ever met. I am not.

Am I really?

If you weren't insecure, you wouldn't have believed for a second.

that I would have an affair.

Carl, this is my real diary.

Read what I wrote last night.

February 4th.

I am such a lucky woman. I have a lovely home and three wonderful children.

But best of all, I get to share it with a caring and understanding husband, a

man I love more and more every day.

I love you more and more every day, too, sweetheart.

Feel better now, Carl?

Much better.

And I watched your entire concert from the first row.

Then after the concert was over, I got to go backstage, I met her entire band,

and we hung out in her dressing room.

Right, and last night, I had dinner with Big Bird.

Yeah, and Wally has the hearts for me.

This is whack. I look up at the high preachers of pop, and nobody wants to

believe me.

Oh, I'll get that.

It's probably Whitney Houston.

see you tracy uh this is my dad my sister laura my little cousin richie and

neighbor steve hi hi listen eddie i'm on my way out to the airport and i have

six more stops on my tour and i just wanted to give you my itinerary great

you can even like me every once in a while every day

Would you like to ride to the airport with me? My limo will bring you back.

Yeah.

Hey, let's go.

Okay. It was nice meeting all of you.

Bye.

Well,

I guess I'll go with my friend Tracy Spencer in her stretch

limo.

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