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See you next week, Queensland.

Everybody look. It's the nerd of Christmas past.

Uncle Steve, why are you wearing a fire extinguisher?

Richie, this is my latest invention.

The amazing Ergo Super Turbo Tree Flocker.

A tree flocker? Yep.

I'm not interested.

Oh, gosh, oh, gee, a cranky mocker. So rest your cushion this here rocker while

I demonstrate my turbo blocker.

Did I do that?

It's a rare condition This day and age To read any good news On the newspaper

page And love and tradition Of the grand design Some people say It's even harder

to find

be some magic clue inside these gentle walls cause all I

see is a tower of dreams real love bursting out

My cheerleading squad was handing out toys to orphan kids, so while I was

I picked up this gift I had on layaway.

Well, it's snowing to beat the band, and you can catch your death, young lady.

Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see you sit down.

Like you appeared out of thin air.

I did.

Now, don't be frightened, Laura.

How'd you know my name? I've never seen you before.

I know.

But I've been watching you ever since the day you were born.

I'm your guardian angel.

Goodbye.

I haven't gotten my wings yet, and I play the keyboards.

Look, you better leave me alone. My dad's a cop.

Chill, baby girl. You still don't believe me, do you?

Well, check this out.

What's that?

That's my remote control.

Well, what is it control?

Just about everything.

Like, uh, you tired of snow?

That could have been a coincidence.

Uh, let's try this one.

All right.

Whoa.

Now that's good.

Oh, thank you very much.

You should hear me play keyboards. I do this Ray Charles number to serious.

You're really my guardian angel?

Yep, Tyrone P. Jackson.

But, uh, you can call me Ty.

See, I was sent down here to grant your wish.

Wish? Mm -hmm. And if I do a good job, I can get my wings.

Oh, really?

Yeah. You know, if you go to a restaurant in heaven and you don't have

wings, they sit you right next to the kitchen.

You said something about granting my wish.

What wish?

You wish that Steve Urkel could find out what it's like to be you.

So here we go.

We're watching ABC, the angel broadcasting channel.

I'm flat broke, Dad. Could you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas

shopping?

How much do you need?

Well, now, that depends.

How nice a gift do you want?

I'll tell you what.

give me cash for Christmas. Thanks for the present, son.

Dad, cash is so impersonal.

Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother Steve?

He finished his shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny.

Hey, Dad. Edward.

I'm going to the mall to help hand out toys to orphan kids.

That's wonderful, son.

Charming, handsome, popular.

Steve is the perfect son.

Steve is my brother?

No, he's Eddie's brother.

Remember, you wish that Steve could find out what it's like to be you.

Now you're about to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel.

Afraid so.

You're the Winslow family's annoying next -door neighbor, Laura Urkel.

I look like a total geek.

Turn it off.

No, no, no, not yet.

See, you know what it looks like to be Steve Urkel, but you don't know what it

feels like.

Forget it.

your Puddin' Pop, and I never will be.

Oh, yes, you will.

One day, my charm...

Okay, are you paying attention?

loving you goodbye steve goodbye

and good riddance

Looked like a nerd and I... I acted like a nerd, but... But what?

But I had feelings just like anybody else.

I mean, I loved Steve with all my heart.

But he didn't love me back.

It was awful.

Oh, really?

You know what?

I should have been nicer to Steve.

I wish I hadn't yelled at him and hurt his feelings.

Now, that's the wish I'm really here to grant.

It is?

That's right.

Well, take care, baby girl. I've got to get back to my Christmas shopping.

Wait.

What's gonna happen to me?

Well, you wished that you could be nice to Steve.

So I'm gonna send you back in time, give you a second chance.

Well, will you get your wings?

I don't know.

But keep your eyes peeled.

Because every time a star lights up...

An angel gets his wings.

Well, I sure hope you get yours.

Me too.

So long, Laura.

So long, Ty.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks.

drive you home.

Wow!

Steve!

Don't worry, I'm fine.

This bag broke my fall.

And my fall broke this bag.

Hey, don't worry about it.

The important thing is you're okay.

What?

If you're not too busy, I'd like for you to spend Christmas Eve with me and my

family. Is that alright with you?

One, two, three.

Hey, Dad, the star didn't light up.

Oh, great.

Now I have to unplug everything to find out the problem.

Oh, don't worry about it, Carl. The tree looks beautiful.

Yeah, Carl, relax.

Have a glass of eggnog.

I was shocked when you invited me to spend Christmas Eve with you.

You were?

Why, yes. I can only think of two reasons why you would extend such a

invitation. Well, either your feelings for me have changed, or you've suffered

nervous breakdown.

Let's just put it this way.

From now on, I'm going to try very hard not to hurt your feelings.

You love me, don't you?

Way to go, Ty.

Uh, hello.

Who are you talking to?

Oh, my guardian angel.

He just got his wings.

Oh.

So I...

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