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See you next week, Queensland.
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Everybody look. It's the nerd of
Christmas past.
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Uncle Steve, why are you wearing a fire
extinguisher?
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Richie, this is my latest invention.
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The amazing Ergo Super Turbo Tree
Flocker.
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A tree flocker? Yep.
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I'm not interested.
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Oh, gosh, oh, gee, a cranky mocker. So
rest your cushion this here rocker while
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I demonstrate my turbo blocker.
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Did I do that?
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It's a rare condition This day and age
To read any good news On the newspaper
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page And love and tradition Of the grand
design Some people say It's even harder
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to find
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be some magic clue inside these gentle
walls cause all I
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see is a tower of dreams real love
bursting out
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My cheerleading squad was handing out
toys to orphan kids, so while I was
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I picked up this gift I had on layaway.
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Well, it's snowing to beat the band, and
you can catch your death, young lady.
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Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see you sit
down.
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Like you appeared out of thin air.
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I did.
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Now, don't be frightened, Laura.
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How'd you know my name? I've never seen
you before.
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I know.
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But I've been watching you ever since
the day you were born.
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I'm your guardian angel.
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Goodbye.
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I haven't gotten my wings yet, and I
play the keyboards.
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Look, you better leave me alone. My
dad's a cop.
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Chill, baby girl. You still don't
believe me, do you?
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Well, check this out.
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What's that?
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That's my remote control.
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Well, what is it control?
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Just about everything.
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Like, uh, you tired of snow?
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That could have been a coincidence.
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Uh, let's try this one.
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All right.
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Whoa.
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Now that's good.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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You should hear me play keyboards. I do
this Ray Charles number to serious.
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You're really my guardian angel?
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Yep, Tyrone P. Jackson.
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But, uh, you can call me Ty.
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See, I was sent down here to grant your
wish.
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Wish? Mm -hmm. And if I do a good job, I
can get my wings.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. You know, if you go to a
restaurant in heaven and you don't have
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wings, they sit you right next to the
kitchen.
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You said something about granting my
wish.
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What wish?
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You wish that Steve Urkel could find out
what it's like to be you.
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So here we go.
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We're watching ABC, the angel
broadcasting channel.
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I'm flat broke, Dad. Could you give me
some money so I can finish my Christmas
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shopping?
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How much do you need?
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Well, now, that depends.
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How nice a gift do you want?
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I'll tell you what.
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give me cash for Christmas. Thanks for
the present, son.
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Dad, cash is so impersonal.
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Edward, why can't you manage money like
your brother Steve?
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He finished his shopping weeks ago and
never asked me for a penny.
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Hey, Dad. Edward.
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I'm going to the mall to help hand out
toys to orphan kids.
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That's wonderful, son.
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Charming, handsome, popular.
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Steve is the perfect son.
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Steve is my brother?
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No, he's Eddie's brother.
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Remember, you wish that Steve could find
out what it's like to be you.
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Now you're about to find out what it's
like to be Steve Urkel.
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Afraid so.
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You're the Winslow family's annoying
next -door neighbor, Laura Urkel.
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I look like a total geek.
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Turn it off.
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No, no, no, not yet.
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See, you know what it looks like to be
Steve Urkel, but you don't know what it
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feels like.
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Forget it.
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your Puddin' Pop, and I never will be.
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Oh, yes, you will.
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One day, my charm...
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Okay, are you paying attention?
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loving you goodbye steve goodbye
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and good riddance
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Looked like a nerd and I... I acted like
a nerd, but... But what?
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But I had feelings just like anybody
else.
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I mean, I loved Steve with all my heart.
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But he didn't love me back.
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It was awful.
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Oh, really?
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You know what?
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I should have been nicer to Steve.
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I wish I hadn't yelled at him and hurt
his feelings.
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Now, that's the wish I'm really here to
grant.
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It is?
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That's right.
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Well, take care, baby girl. I've got to
get back to my Christmas shopping.
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Wait.
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What's gonna happen to me?
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Well, you wished that you could be nice
to Steve.
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So I'm gonna send you back in time, give
you a second chance.
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Well, will you get your wings?
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I don't know.
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But keep your eyes peeled.
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Because every time a star lights up...
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An angel gets his wings.
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Well, I sure hope you get yours.
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Me too.
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So long, Laura.
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So long, Ty.
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Merry Christmas.
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Thanks.
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drive you home.
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Wow!
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Steve!
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Don't worry, I'm fine.
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This bag broke my fall.
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And my fall broke this bag.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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The important thing is you're okay.
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What?
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If you're not too busy, I'd like for you
to spend Christmas Eve with me and my
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family. Is that alright with you?
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One, two, three.
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Hey, Dad, the star didn't light up.
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Oh, great.
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Now I have to unplug everything to find
out the problem.
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Oh, don't worry about it, Carl. The tree
looks beautiful.
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Yeah, Carl, relax.
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Have a glass of eggnog.
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I was shocked when you invited me to
spend Christmas Eve with you.
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You were?
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Why, yes. I can only think of two
reasons why you would extend such a
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invitation. Well, either your feelings
for me have changed, or you've suffered
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nervous breakdown.
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Let's just put it this way.
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From now on, I'm going to try very hard
not to hurt your feelings.
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You love me, don't you?
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Way to go, Ty.
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Uh, hello.
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh, my guardian angel.
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He just got his wings.
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Oh.
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So I...
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is a Miller Boyette production in
association with Lorimar Television and
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distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic
Television Distribution.
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