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Mary's pumpkin contest. And this year,
our esteemed judges are Carl Winslow
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and Steve Urkel.
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Well, I'm proud to be included in this
family's charming pagan ceremony.
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Okay, let the contest begin.
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carved by me and my mom.
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And the last pumpkin was carved by me
and Eddie.
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Well, there's your winner.
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It's a rare condition.
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This day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page.
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And love and tradition of the grand
design. Some people say it's even harder
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find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.
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The bigger love of the family.
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Good morning.
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Okay, so I'm a little late. Get off my
back.
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Sorry, it's just that I didn't sleep
again last night.
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Honey, that's the third night in a row.
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Maybe you should call a doctor.
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Carl, he'll just say, get some sleep and
then charge us a hundred bucks.
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It's just that I want you to be ready to
rock and roll at the policeman's
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Halloween bash tomorrow.
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You know how they always look forward to
us getting on top of the table and
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doing the famous Winslow rumba?
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You didn't notice last year, but they
pulled their guns on us.
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Rachel, you may have to carry the rumba
banner this year.
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Can't, Carl. I'm taking Ritzy trick -or
-treating.
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No, you're not. I'm going with Eddie.
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What?
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Yeah, you promised me a long time ago.
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Remember the time I loaned you $2?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Richie, I forgot all
about that.
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Waldo and I are going to Daryl Jackson's
Halloween party.
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Oh.
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Yo,
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Richmeister.
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Yeah? Be ready by six o 'clock, okay?
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Carl. Carl.
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Carl! What?
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Honey, are you awake?
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Well, I am.
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You can't sleep, so I can't sleep
either, right?
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I knew you'd understand.
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Steve, is that you?
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Well, it ain't the tooth fairy.
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Oh, it's official. This is the night
from hell.
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Hey, big guy. Greetings, mother of the
woman I love.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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Well, my mother... Motion sensor device
was triggered, so I came over to
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investigate.
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Motion sensor device?
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Yeah. It's a little doohickey I cooked
up to keep track of my favorite family.
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Either way, Carl, there hasn't been much
motion in this room lately.
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Well, I've been having this back
problem, okay?
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Every couple of months it goes out on me
and... Why am I explaining this to you?
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What?
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I can't sleep. I need somebody to talk
to.
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Ah, insomnia.
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Harriet, he's getting a chair.
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Tell me.
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He listens to relaxation tapes.
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His favorite is Sounds of the Amazon
Rainforest.
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Ooh, I bet that is...
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buy this tape.
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Oh, piss toss. I'll make you a copy and
bring it over. Oh, thank you, Steve.
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Now, what can I get for you, Carl?
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Some oysters.
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Spider -Man.
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Ready to go?
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I was born ready. I'm in candy or dry.
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Trick or treat.
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What's up, Waldo?
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How'd you know it was me?
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Lucky guess.
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Care to ride up the Nile on my bars?
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Hey, Miss Crawford, in this light, you
look exactly like Cleopatra.
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Winslow, who are you supposed to be?
Shirley Temple Black.
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Wow, Zorro. Can I have your autograph?
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Waldo, it's me, Carl Winslow.
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Dude, your dad is Zorro.
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Come on, let's go to the party so we can
boogie all night.
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Richie, you have a great time trick -or
-treating, okay?
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More trick -or -treaters.
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Jump back.
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Hi.
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Right back at you.
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I wonder if you can help me.
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No wonder no more, baby.
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Eddie Winslow here at your service.
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I'm Angela.
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I'm glad.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to a party at the Jackson
House, but I can't find it. Oh, you see,
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that's because it's a very difficult
house to find.
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No, it isn't. It's where I got the...
Perhaps I should escort you
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personally just to make sure you're
safe.
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Thanks a lot.
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See, I'm a friend of a friend, and I
won't know anyone at this party.
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Of course you will.
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You'll know me.
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Now, put yourself in part, but keep that
motor running.
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She's drop -dead gorgeous.
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I don't know why you're so impressed.
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For God's sakes, man, your father is
Zorro.
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Change your plans, Waldo. I need you to
take Richie trick -or -treating.
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Eddie, you promised to take me. I know,
Richie, but you'll have just as much fun
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if you go with your Uncle Waldo.
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The guy thinks your father is Zorro.
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I know, Richie, but don't worry. I'll
make it up to you. I promise.
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Come with me into the night, my little
mistress of the dark.
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Ready to go, Richie?
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I guess.
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Steve, wait!
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He went to a party.
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You mean he ducked out on Richie? Yeah,
big time.
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just peachy. Wongo, you brought back the
Wong can.
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Hello, Daryl.
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This is Waldo Geraldo Faldo.
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Is Eddie Winslow there?
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You know, Zorro's kid.
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Well, tell him to holler home now.
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Waldo, how could you make such a
mistake?
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I don't know.
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I do remember a woman with a small kid
dressed like Spider -Man.
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There was something different about her.
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Might she have been Chinese?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yo,
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this better be good. I was just about to
sink my teeth in Angela's neck.
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Who is this?
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Ah, this is Tommy. You see, Waldo...
left with Richie, but he came back with
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Tommy.
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Well, then where's Richie?
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That's what we don't know!
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Whoa, chill.
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Waldo, man, you really messed up this
time. This is the dumbest thing you've
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ever done.
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Hey, you left a small kid with me, and
you calling me dumb?
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Look, Eddie, we're just wasting time.
Richie could be out there all...
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Okay, we'll just put the mask back on
Tommy, and the first dance we get, we'll
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go back out and look for Richie, okay?
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Put your mask on, okay? Stand right
there, okay?
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Give me a break. Come on, Rachel, they
wouldn't have killed you to dance just
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once with Lieutenant Murtaugh.
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Carl, the man came dressed as a sofa.
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Richie? Did you have a good time trick
-or -treating? Oh, we had a great time
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out, Rachel.
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Well, let's get you out of this costume.
You must be so hot. Oh, no, no, he's
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fine, I'm ready. Oh, yeah, fine, fine.
Yeah, we just came back to make a pit
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stop, and we're on our way back out now.
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Oh, but we're out of candy.
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No, I think there's been a little mix
-up.
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Why, whatever do you mean?
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Rachel.
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And I'm sorry. You're sorry? He's sorry.
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Don't hand us that.
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But don't you guys think that part of
the blame is due to the enormous
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popularity of Spider -Man? Oh, I just...
Calm down.
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He let his hormones overpower his good
judgment.
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Harriet, that is no excuse.
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Young man, you are in for major
punishment.
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It is so major that it hasn't even been
invented yet.
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you think of it, it is going to be so
awful that the damn Hussein will say,
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whoa, Carl, lighten up.
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Go ahead, Dad. I got it coming.
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Yeah, we're getting in that kitchen and
talk to Richie. He's a very hurt little
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boy right now.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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And, Mom, you were right about my
hormones overpowering my good judgment.
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You see, at my age, I'm...
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Kind of heavy on the hormones and light
on the good judgment.
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Don't hand us that!
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Hey,
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Ritzmeister.
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Can I talk to you a second?
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Why don't you get Waldo to do it?
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Ouch.
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I guess I deserve that, huh?
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I'm sorry, man.
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I really let you down.
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Eddie?
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Yeah?
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Don't you like me?
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Are you kidding?
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You're my best bud.
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Best buds don't dump you for a girl.
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Hey, Rich.
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Do you remember last week when we were
at the mall and you saw that red bike
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through the toy store window?
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Yeah, the 10 -speed with the electric
horn? Uh -huh. I wanted that baby the
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second I saw it.
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Well, that's the way I felt when I saw
Angela.
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Really? When you were... rather have a
bike?
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Not anymore.
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And someday, you won't either.
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Wow, that's scary.
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You know, I'll tell you what was scary.
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When I came home and found out you were
gone,
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boy, I was real scared.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean, I was afraid something
terrible might have happened to you.
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You were really worried?
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Of course, Richie.
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I don't just like you.
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I love you, little guy.
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All right.
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Best buds again?
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Best buds.
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Listen. If we hurry, we can still get in
a little trick -or -treating.
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You up for it? I sure am.
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So does he get much candy with Waldo?
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Are you kidding?
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He threw eggs at houses and then rang
the doorbell.
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That tape is relaxing.
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Yes.
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Remind me to... to thank Steve for
making me a copy.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Matters is a Miller -Boyette production
in association with Lorimar Television
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and is distributed by Warner Brothers
Domestic Television Distribution.
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