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A bit of bubbly, my sweet.
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Let it flow.
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Harriet. Huh?
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How long has it been since we've had
Coppa de Winslow to ourselves?
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Well, let's just put it this way.
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A Democrat was president.
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How you doing, big guy?
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Go home.
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Go home now!
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I can't. I've got big news.
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I just completed a 100 -hour trumpet
course. And boy, are my lips tired.
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Steve, can we talk man to pest?
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Talk away, big guy.
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Well, you see, the wife and I, we...
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We're lonely for each other.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow!
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You dog, you go.
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Ow!
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Well,
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say no more, Officer Don Juan.
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Let me serenade you two lovebirds with
my special rendition of The Lonely Bull.
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Did I do that?
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It's so rare conditions this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design some people say is even
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to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Cause all I see is a tower of dreams.
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Real love bursting out of everything.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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Go home, Steve.
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Why? You just shattered an expensive
bottle of wine.
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Expensive? Oh, no offense, Carl, but I
saw the label. The Chateau Stop and
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Oh, come on.
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Go home, go home, go home.
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I don't ever take this. I'm going home.
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Harriet, look at this mess.
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I have had it.
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Carl, calm down. I won't calm down.
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Harriet, that kid is the bane of my
existence.
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He waltzes in here like he owns the
place and always with some ridiculous
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greeting.
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Hidey -ho, neighbors!
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Happy duty, Winslows!
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Rise and shine, big guy!
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Carl,
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take it easy.
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I can't.
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Harriet, that kid... Whoa.
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Carl, what's wrong?
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Carl, I don't know. I'm dizzy.
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Sit down, Carl.
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Whoa, sit down.
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Now breathe, Steve.
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Oh, this doesn't make sense. I always
feel great after I kick Steve out.
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Carl, I'm calling the doctor. No, no,
no, no, no, no.
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No, I, uh... I'm feeling better already.
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Promise me you're gonna go see Dr. Van
Lowe tomorrow.
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I will, sweetheart.
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First thing tomorrow.
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Now come to Papa Mama.
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my pants.
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I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for
my pants. Too sexy for my shoes.
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I'm too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my
balls.
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On the catwalk.
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On the catwalk. I shake my little tush
on the catwalk.
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On the catwalk.
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On the catwalk. Oh,
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yes, my succulent sweetie. You're not
too sexy for anything.
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Now, where are your pretty little toes
taking you? To the mall, and the answer
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is no.
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I don't know. What was the question?
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Can I go to the mall with you? Sure,
baby. Let's go.
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Too sexy for my shirt.
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Too sexy for my clothes.
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Too sexy for my friends.
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And, uh... Daddy, your favorite sister
needs a ride in her big brother's car.
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Well, why didn't Judy just ask me
herself?
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Very funny. I meant me.
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Boy, not having a car is whack. I'm
telling you, the next guy with wheels
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asks me out is going to be my new
steady.
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Hi,
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everybody.
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Hey, Carl.
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Carl, I've been thinking about you all
day.
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Did you go see the doctor? Yep.
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I'm fine. You are?
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Mm -hmm. Well, what did he say?
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Well, he said that my blood pressure is
a skulch too high.
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How high is the dose?
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160 over 98.
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Is that high?
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Not if you're a flying Walinda.
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I'm fine, really.
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You see, whenever I lose my cool, my
blood pressure goes sky high.
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So all I have to do is simply control my
temper.
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Yeah, that's going to be tough.
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What are you saying I can't do it?
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Carl,
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calm down.
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Oh, popped off there a little.
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Can't do that anymore.
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You know, Carl, you need to learn stress
management.
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I'm way ahead of you.
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See this little booklet?
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I picked it up at the doctor's office.
It's called Stress Busters.
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Does it have any good tips?
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Oh, yeah.
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And here's the best one.
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You see, whenever I get angry, I just
recite this little poem. It calms me
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Three, two, one.
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One, two, three.
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What the heck is bothering me?
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Come on, come on.
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What's going on?
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Steve has a surprise for you.
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Oh, no.
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Did he sculpt my likeness out of compost
again?
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No, but this will give you just as many
nightmares.
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How much did you pay for this thing?
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Nothing. My Uncle Cecil gave me 50 bucks
to take it away.
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Wait a minute.
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I've seen this thing before.
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You have?
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Yeah.
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This is the car all the clowns get out
of at the circus.
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Hey, there's a clown in it now.
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Oh, that was so funny, I forgot to
laugh.
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But seriously, C, who makes this car?
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BMW. A beamer, babe.
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A 1960.
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I said I.
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I said it. That's what I said, huh?
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Bye.
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Not so fast, missy.
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Now, you said the next guy with wheels
who asked you out would be your boy toy.
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Well, this is the toy, and I'm your boy.
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Steve, you don't even know how to drive.
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So I learned.
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Give it up, Steve. You had 20 accidents
last year just walking.
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Uh -uh. She's right. She's right. But in
my defense, four of those walkers had
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been drinking.
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Yowler, big guy.
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Go home, Steve.
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Hi, Estelle, my bodacious belle.
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Hello, Steve.
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I heard you got yourself a car.
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Oh, yes, indeedy. It's a real beauty,
too. In fact, that's... That's why I'm
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here, to ask Carl a big favor. Will you
teach me how to drive, big guy?
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Steve, why don't you ask your parents to
teach you how to drive?
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I can't. They have a car phobia.
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Why? I was born in one.
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Steve, can't you take driver's ed?
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No, it's the middle of the semester.
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Please, Carl, teach me, big guy.
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Mold me into a motor man.
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it, honey. Look at that face.
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Look at it.
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Mother, you know how I get when I'm
around Steve. I just want to throw
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It'll be a good pet to see if you can
teach him without losing your temper,
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honey.
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Steve.
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You have to promise that you'll try very
hard not to irritate me.
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Could we concentrate on teaching if you
don't mind?
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Well, do you get in this thing or put it
on?
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Oh, break me up!
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I'm sorry.
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But... Well, how do you get in this
thing? There's no door.
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some basics here.
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You got your ignition, you got your turn
signal, you got your gear shift, you
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got... Wait a minute, where's your
speedometer?
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There isn't one.
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That's why my uncle put in this little
chalkboard.
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So you can write down how fast you think
you're going.
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All right, just put the key in and start
the engine.
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Listen to that tiger growl.
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like a gerbil.
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All right, the next step is... I can't
believe it. I'm behind the wheel of my
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very own car.
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Calm down.
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Oh, I can't, Carl. I'm too excited.
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I'm in hergo overdrive.
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Yesterday, I was a nerd. Today,
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Did I do that?
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It wasn't termites.
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Look what you've done.
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You have creamed my garage door.
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Don't be sleepy, big guy. Timber,
timber.
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Three, two, one.
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One, two, three.
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I lost it there.
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Complete control now.
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Bothering me.
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Man, I'm dizzy.
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Well, take it easy. I'll go get help.
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I'm
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sorry,
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Carl. I'm so sorry.
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Steve, could you excuse us for a moment?
I'd like to speak to my husband alone.
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Sure.
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And he told me a few things I found very
interesting.
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Like what?
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He told me he gave you a list of things
to do to lower your blood pressure.
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Is that right?
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Well, there could have been a list.
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Reduce your salt intake.
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Start a low -fat, low -cholesterol diet.
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Exercise every day.
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And that stupid one -two...
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I found the booklet in the waiting room.
It was keeping the coffee table level.
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Carl, why did you ignore the doctor's
advice?
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Oh, come on, Harriet. No salt, no
donuts, lots of exercise.
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My life will be a living hell.
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At least you'd be living.
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I know.
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Listen, Carl.
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You may not worry about your health, but
I sure do.
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And so does the rest of your family.
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But, Harriet, the stuff that Doc wants
me to do is a real pain.
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I'll tell you what gives me a pain,
Carl.
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The thought of living without you.
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Oh, Harriet.
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Carl, we have a lot to look forward to.
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I want both of us to be here to watch
our children grow up and get married and
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have children of their own.
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It'd be nice to have some grandkids.
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We're a team, Carl.
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Let's do everything we can to keep the
team together.
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You're right, sweetheart.
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You know, Robert Browning said it best.
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Grow old along with me.
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The best is yet to be.
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I love you, Carl.
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I love you too, Harriet.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Lorimar
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Television and is distributed by Warner
Brothers Domestic Television
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Distribution.
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