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Hey, hey, I'll race you.
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You win.
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Thank you, my dear.
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I am a blur.
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Laura,
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what's the matter?
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Well, it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a
great big zero in the babe department.
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I didn't get one single birthday card
from a guy.
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I mean, I got 23 cards, six from
relatives, and 17 from Steve Urkel.
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And this one even has his face on it.
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Wait. Before you open that up, let me
leave.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, in them upbeats of magic glue,
inside these gentle walls,
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all I see is a tower of dreams. Real
love bursting out of
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everything.
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We'll see you
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next
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time.
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Say, man, I'm dating three chicks right
now, and it's getting kind of expensive
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with inflation.
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Oh, I get it. They're not real girls.
They're inflatable.
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Waldo, just loan me $20 so I can take
Amy to the movies.
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Use your noggin, Eddie.
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Just put Amy in your pocket till you get
into your seat.
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Then blow her up.
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Hi. Hey, Mother Winslow. How was your
tennis game?
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Great. I whipped the Ferguson's in
straight sets.
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Ooh, doubles. Who was your partner?
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I didn't need one, honey.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, hi. I'm Daniel.
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Hi. I'm... leaving.
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Kids, why don't we go into the kitchen
and find something to... to, uh... Eat.
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Oh, good, good. Okay.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Can I get you anything to drink?
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A soda would be nice.
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Coming right up.
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I came to see Laura.
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What? You what?
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I wanted to give her her birthday gift.
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What? You what?
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You heard me.
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Hold it. Laura Winslow is spoken for,
and the language is Urkel.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'll have you know that I'm...
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I'm her, shall I say, a boy toy.
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Hey, look, Urkel.
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I like Laura.
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And what I like, I take.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Take? Yeah.
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Girls can't resist me, man.
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But hey, don't worry.
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When I get bored with Laura, you can
have her back.
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You prey on tender and fragile women and
break their hearts.
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Well, not on purpose.
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But hey, I gotta admit, you know, it
does happen.
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Quite brave of you, considering the risk
involved.
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Hey, wait a minute. What are you talking
about?
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Laura's got the highly infectious mucous
nasalosis inflammatus.
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Oh, my God.
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What is that?
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Well, it starts off with a little cough.
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Then your nasal passages swell, and your
nose and your throat slam
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shut. than a clam.
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Whoa, man.
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Yes. And then if you sneeze, why, your
entire head explodes like a cherry bomb
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in a cantaloupe.
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Hey, wait. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you
know, you could be making this whole
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thing up.
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Good.
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But if I'm not, the last two words
you'll ever say will be ah -choo.
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Gone. Why?
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Hmm?
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Why did he leave?
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Why is he not here?
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Oh, who knows? You know how flighty
those pretty boys are.
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Talk! He might have gotten the idea that
he had mucus, nasolosus, and flammicus
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and that his head would blow up.
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and designer clothing.
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Get out.
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Get out now.
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Here's a thought. Why don't I just
leave?
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And don't come back.
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Ever. Now, you've said that before and
you don't really mean it.
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This time, I do.
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I mean it with every fiber of my being.
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I don't ever wanna see you again.
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piece of your cake.
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You feeling better now?
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Wonder how Steve is feeling.
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Don't you think you're a little tough on
Steve?
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No! He chased away Daniel Wallace.
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He's the cutest boy in my whole school.
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Is this the same Daniel Wallace who
dumped Maxine a couple months ago?
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Yeah.
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You called him a slimy, low -down,
womanizing pig boy.
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But that was before.
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Now he's interested in me.
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Oh.
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Why don't you just leave me alone, okay?
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See? Now you're pushing me out.
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That's what happens when you start
cutting people off.
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It becomes a habit.
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And as the years go by, you start
pushing more and more people out of your
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And then all of a sudden, you look
around, only to find that you're old and
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alone.
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Old and alone.
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Old and alone.
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Old and alone.
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110, and you're 90 years old today, we
have to go to five different stores to
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get enough candles for your cake.
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What's going on? I mean, when I went to
bed, I was 15. I woke up, and I'm 90.
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Just be thankful you woke up.
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Look at me. I got wrinkles, my hair is
gray, and I'm slightly lovely in the
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end.
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Slightly?
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You could serve dinner for eight on
that.
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Let's say you and I go upstairs and fool
around, huh?
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time.
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as ever.
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Those eyes, that hair, and whoa, mama,
what a nightie.
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Eve, I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I'm actually glad to see you.
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Oh, am I? I'm glad to see anything.
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Come on, let's sit down.
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Easier said than done, but I'll give it
a shot.
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Really? Yeah.
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Maybe you and I could... Yes?
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Yesterday, I met some chick and got
married.
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Yoo -hoo! Lulu!
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Yes, even darling?
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Why,
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Lulu, Lulu, why?
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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Actually, I'm glad.
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You are?
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Yes.
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Look, Steve, I shouldn't have kicked you
out of my life.
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Ah, look, you had a right to be upset.
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After all, I did use my superior
intellect to scare away Daniel Wallace.
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Maybe I should have thanked you.
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I know he's got that love him and leave
him rep.
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I was just hoping that maybe I'd be
different.
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are different well i was afraid that if
he realized that too and then
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i'd lose you you never had me let's not
split hairs
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okay steve i overreacted and i'd like
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you to forgive me
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steady. No. A date. No. A kiss. No. A
handshake. No. I'll see you tomorrow?
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Yeah. I'll take it.
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