Original subtitles

You want to dance because you like the groove? Come on, go and just bust a

huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, big guy.

see that I was asleep?

Oh, absolutely.

Go home, Steve.

But I really need a fever. Forget it. This is my day off, and I'm gonna relax.

I am not moving from this spot. I am a tree.

But... That's enough.

Carl Winslow has spoken.

Well, okay.

It's just in like Terrence and I were supposed to go to Hawaii, but somehow...

the airport without me.

I was hoping you could give me a lift, but hey, I'll just be in the next two

weeks with you.

Come on, let's go.

What?

I'm going to get you on that plane if I have to chase it down the runway.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of everything.

We'll smother the blues with tenderness.

There's room for you, room for me, for

gentle hearts and opportunity.

It's the bigger love of the family.

Fresh out of the academy and assigned to me.

Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you. And it's an honor to be partnered with Carl.

Make my day, Winslow.

Carl, make my day, Winslow?

Yeah.

You know, my nickname that everyone calls me.

Oh, sure, sure. I guess they changed it from Carl, make it to go, Winslow.

She's a terrific lady.

Ah, the best.

Say, Mike, you said that you wanted to see a departmental commendation. Yeah,

you got one?

No.

Actually, three.

Wow, Sarge, you're a hero.

Well, I wouldn't... Yeah.

Grab a seat, Mike.

I love my new outfit.

But you should have got the shoes. They were too expensive.

Do what I do. Wear them a week and take them back.

I could never do a thing like...

Is one of you lovely ladies Laura?

I am.

All right, I'm your dad's new partner. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

And shake.

I mean, hands.

Hey, Mike, on Friday, Harry's going to make us a big turkey dinner with all the

trimming.

You like burgers?

Sounds great, Sarge.

Oh, I see you met my little princess here. Yeah, I sure did.

Dad, I'm not little.

Laura, I hope you didn't blow your whole allowance at the record store.

Dad, it's my money.

You know I have a job.

Come on, Mike.

Harry's got my commendations hung up real nice over the water heater.

Woof. Hit me, Max. Why?

I walk in and see the babe of the century sitting on my couch, and what do

Act like a geek?

Oh, I went way beyond geek.

I went into geek warp.

You're being too hard on yourself.

Look on the bright side.

Which is?

It doesn't matter how foolish you look, since Mike doesn't know you're alive.

40 on my lower.

Give me the phone.

Talk to me, babe.

It's me.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Uh,

no hablo telefono.

Neat. Bye.

No, no, no, no, no. I really need to talk to Laura.

You really need to talk to Laura?

Okay, here she is.

What do you want, Steve?

Oh, my little macadamia nut.

necessary, Steve.

But I resisted every temptation.

I'm being pursued by a big buxom islander, Kaliki. That's Hawaiian for

blocks out the sun.

Love that boo -boo.

Well, yeah.

Work that body, work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody.

Hurry up, slowpoke.

Give me a break.

I wouldn't have made it at all if it hadn't been for that dog chasing me.

Just give me some time to catch my breath.

Okay. Ready yet?

What's on your mind, honey?

Well, this is Gaius, sort of like.

But he doesn't even know I'm alive.

How do I get him to notice me?

Well, just be yourself.

Give him a chance to get to know you.

He'll come around.

That's all?

That's all.

She's your daughter.

I suppose you have better advice.

Watch me work, honey.

Ma, man, I like fish.

If you want to catch one, you got to put some bait on your hook.

How do I do that?

Sexy perfume, soft hair, and a killer outfit.

Girl, when you walk away, drag his heart behind.

on in mike and bask in the knowledge that a couple of beat cops have made the

mean streets of shot down a little safer for john q public

gee i wish i could talk like that

you will son someday hey you're already off

to a good start you made your first collar today Yeah, I sure did, Sarge.

thanks for letting me do all the paperwork.

Hey, how else are you going to learn?

Hey, take a seat.

I'll see what's going on with dinner. Okay.

Hello, Michael.

to you too, but did you forget I was coming over for dinner?

I must have.

Tell me.

If I had remembered, I would have dressed.

That's quite a perfume you're wearing. It's very noticeable.

It's called Unleashed.

Shall we, as they say in Europe, sit?

So, how was your day?

Great. Your dad and I caught a burglar.

Oh, my. You were in danger.

Not really. Your dad did all the dangerous stuff. I just filled out the

Phil, you took a risk.

Oh, but what? Paper cut?

You tickle me.

You know, I find humor very attractive

in a man.

We've got drinks. And we've got hors d 'oeuvres.

This is my sister, Rachel Crawford.

Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.

Harriet, I think I hear the oven timer.

We don't have an oven timer.

Oh, you mean the new silent oven timer.

Excuse us.

Who makes the silent oven timer?

The same people who make silent alarms.

Hey, good news. I found more commendations.

Laura?

Yes, Father?

What's with this getup?

I got Carl.

Is this for the school play?

No, it isn't. Well, then, why are you wearing all that makeup?

Excuse me.

Well, what's the matter? What'd I do?

Uh, could you excuse us, please?

Sure. Excuse me.

Hello? Hello, Rachel?

Steve? Yeah, I need a big favor.

Pronto. You see, it seems that I've spurned the advances of a woman named

one time too many.

She's driven me into the sand like a tent spike.

Steve, what do you want me to do about it from here?

Well, could you call the concierge?

I asked him to come and dig me out.

I tried calling him myself, but he recognized my voice.

I guess I really did it this time, huh?

I know I put my foot in my mouth before, but I think this time I was tasting my

knee joint.

Well, come on, honey. Help me out a little. Talk to me.

Dad, you humiliated me.

Mike thinks I'm a total fool.

Well, honey, I admit I was out of line.

But, hey...

Just think, one day you and I will look back at this and laugh.

It won't be soon.

I've been so busy trying to play super cop for Mike that, honey, I didn't even

notice you had a crush on him.

It's not a crush.

It's a natural extension of my essential womanhood.

I mean, Dad, isn't that like I was going to marry the guy?

Good, because he's engaged.

Ouch. Now I feel even worse.

Hey.

You remember Humphrey Bearguard?

Sure.

He went up for me at the county fair on my sixth birthday.

I remember you tried to talk like him.

Of all the county fairs in the world, she had to walk into mine.

Keep working on it.

You know, I remember to win Humphrey here, I had to shoot water into a

mouth at 10 cents a try.

38 bucks later, we had him.

You know, Laura, in those days, you were daddy's little girl.

Man, if I could have frozen time, I think I would have kept you six years

forever.

But I couldn't.

And now you've grown into a beautiful young lady.

And, sweetheart, I promise to try to treat you like one from now on.

Eddie?

Yeah?

We'll always have the county fair.

Thank you.

you doing here?

Well, my flight just got in from Hawaii and I couldn't wait to give you your

souvenirs. Steve, it's 1 .32 in the morning.

Oh, it's never too late for ham, carbs, coconuts.