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Think,
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Tom. Look at those angels.
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Look at those sunsets.
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Look at those men.
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Look at that buffet.
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Carl, are you sure we can afford this
trip?
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No.
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But sometimes, Harry, you just have to
go for it.
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And as long as there are no unexpected
expenses, we are on our way.
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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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Well, it's going to cost a fortune to
fix a roof.
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We'll have to cancel our vacation.
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No, no, not cancel.
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Postpone. I'll fix the roof myself.
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And I'll buy a sparkly gown and open for
Diana Ross.
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What are you trying to say?
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I'm saying it's a nice idea that you
want to fix the roof yourself, but you
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can't do it.
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And why not, if you please?
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Remember when you put in that bathroom
for your mother? Yes, what about it?
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Well, you ran the gas line into the
toilet.
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First time she flushed, it blew her into
the basement.
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Well, there you go again, Harriet.
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You know, whenever I try to fix
something, do I ever hear, go... for it,
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You can do it, Carl.
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I'm behind you, Carl.
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No.
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You give me. You'll be sorry, Carl.
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Hire a professional, Carl.
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You'll pull your mother into the
basement, Carl.
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Well, I'm going to fix the roof,
Harriet.
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And I'm going to fix the roof.
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had such a tall house.
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You need a tall house because you got a
tall son.
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Son? Yes, Dad.
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You do that again, and I'm taking you
with me.
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Right, Dad.
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Your mother doesn't believe that I
can... fix
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the roof.
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Well, you and I are gonna prove her
wrong.
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Why do I always have to be involved?
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I mean, why can't you just prove Mom
wrong?
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Because I want you and I to spend some
quality time together.
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Is it that or because you're not paying
me?
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Well, that's what makes the time
quality.
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tie this rope to the box by watching
this program this whole house.
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We'll use that stuff tomorrow.
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Right now, it's time to play
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Because if we can't find it, we can't
fix it.
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Most leaks in your roof are caused by
soft spots.
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See, so you have to probe very
cautiously, very carefully.
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See, because otherwise, a small hole...
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Pretty good.
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You found a leak.
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Phillips, a moment of your time, if you
please.
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What do you want, Jerkel?
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the road climb.
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No matter how hard I try, I just can't
do it.
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I have the same problem with Mr. Potato
Head.
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All right, fellas, you get to go first.
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I'll only go half speed.
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I mean, we don't want Lori to faint.
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But you make me look great.
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Oh, chain it, Phillips.
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You may have been a better man today,
but you hear me.
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In a fortnight, not only will I make it
up to the top of that rope, but I'll do
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it faster than he is.
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Why don't you put your money where your
mouth is?
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Don't do it, Urkel. Money has germs on
it.
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Steve Urkel would get out of this jam by
using the biggest muscle he had.
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His brain.
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So I broke out in this weird purple
rash.
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And for two weeks, everything tasted
like mustard.
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That's why polyester chafes my thighs.
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Great story, Dad.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What's wrong?
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We're done.
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We're actually done.
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Really? Yeah.
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Hey.
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You did it, Dad.
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You fixed the room.
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Yeah. I did, didn't I?
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When this old world starts getting me
down, and people are just too much for
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to fit.
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I climb way up to the top of the scale,
and all my cares
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just drift right into space.
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too bad i was looking forward to
humiliating him i wonder he's so
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put all his good qualities on the house
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Jack. Jack.
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What happened?
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He fixed the roof.
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The bottom line is, I fixed the roof.
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Yes, Carl, you fixed the roof. And all
it cost you was an arm.
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If you haven't been watching Star Trek
Enterprise, tune in and find out what
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you've been missing. Tonight at 8,
Archer must find a way to unite the
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leaders on board the Enterprise against
the warmongering Romulans on an all -new
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Star Trek Enterprise.
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Now stay tuned for Family Matters coming
up next on UPN 27.
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And it's distributed by Warner Brothers
Domestic Television Distribution.
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