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Are we gorgeous or what?
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Or what?
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Oh, Laura, that eyeshadow is perfect on
you. You can borrow it any time. No, she
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can't. It's fine for dress -up, but not
outside of the house.
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Harriet, don't be such a prude.
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Aunt Harriet's a prune?
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Prude.
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Although prune sort of fits.
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There is about to be a murder.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see. It's a tower of dreams.
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Real love bursting out of everything.
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It's the bigger love of the band.
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awful smell.
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Carl, what happened?
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I was out in the backyard minding my own
burgers when all of a sudden the wind
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shifts and I get this stench from Dr.
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Urkel's compost heap. So I went over to
complain.
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Carl, you didn't make a scene.
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Of course not. I politely suggested to
Dr. Urkel that the stench from his
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compost heap was unbearable. He
suggested to me that the stench started
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walked in his backyard.
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I told him, oh, yeah?
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Well, that's big talk coming from a
little quack.
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And then next thing I know, he slam
-dunked me into the compost heap.
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He threw you?
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But, Carl, Dr. Urkel is a teeny, tiny
man.
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He surprised me.
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But still, the man's a munchkin.
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and he ran into my fist.
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I can't even enjoy a burger in my own
backyard.
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I'd like to throw some urchins on the
barbecue.
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Some say I have no morals and lack
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propriety. Some say that...
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Catch me if you can.
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for a drink, school mom.
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Don't speak to me, you shameless hussy.
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Normally, I wouldn't set foot in this
saloon of sin, but I'm looking for
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Carr. Oh, honey, your husband's not
here. But you know, if you dust it up a
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little, maybe put on a little ruse, he
might come looking for you for a change.
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for the good of
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What do you want here, two guns?
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Revenge!
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Make your moves, Sheriff.
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Now, looky here, Tootie.
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What happened, Two -Gun?
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But your pa was a public menace.
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Maybe so, but he was my pa.
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And you had no call to do what you done.
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Well, I done what I did because it had
to be done.
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Get on your Shetland and ride out of
town.
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Why would the fiercest desperado in the
territory run away from a
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portly pusillanimous piece of...
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Don't
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push me, kid.
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You may be fast with those guns, but
I'm...
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smoking in elevators.
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What's an elevator?
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It's a real fast way to get upstairs.
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For me, it's cash.
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didn't show up i guess the only thing he
can shoot off is
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yesterday.
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It's been a bad week for the Urkels.
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Just sing me to it.
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I just want you to know that.
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I shouldn't have kicked you out of the
house, and I'm sorry I yelled.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Lorimar
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Television and is distributed by Warner
Brothers Domestic Television
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Distribution.
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