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Goodbye. Wait, my old Steve Demonette.
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Where's the fire?
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Excluding, of course, the blaze burning
in my heart.
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Look, Steve, I'm eating Maxine at the
mall, so I really don't have time to
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reject you, okay?
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Well, actually, I'm here to see Adol.
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Shoot, I just wasted a perfectly good
excuse.
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She loves me.
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Ooh, I really look down.
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Oh, hello.
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Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Before you go, I have a big favor to ask
of.
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Steve, for the last time, you can't be
seen in public with me.
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Now, there's irony.
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Less than an hour ago, my father told me
the same thing.
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Anyhoo, you once mentioned you got a
primo deal on an I .D. bracelet for
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Yeah. I know a guy who gave me a real
good price.
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Well, could you send him my way? I want
to get an ID bracelet for Laura.
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Why?
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Well, because we've reached the jewelry
stage.
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Well, that is true.
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She has had a ring in your nose for a
long time.
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Whatever you say, Steve.
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See ya.
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Step one,
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ID bracelet.
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Step two, proposal.
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Step three, wedding.
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Step four, wedding night.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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It's the bigger love.
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you tell me who it is.
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All right, I'm coming.
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Hold your horses.
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Will you knock it off?
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What the hell? Hello, Lieutenant
Murtaugh.
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Winslow, mind if I come in? Not at all,
sir.
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Have a seat.
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What are you watching? The NBA playoffs,
sir.
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I hate basketball.
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Let's pretend we like it, sir.
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In 40 years of broadcasting, I've never
seen a shot like that. Michael Jordan
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took his own rebound and, well, you saw
it.
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What can I do for you, sir?
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I'm here to talk about our futures.
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Winslow.
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departmental scuttlebutt regarding
promotions?
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Well, yeah. I overheard a rumor that
you're going to be promoted to captain.
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Good.
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I started that rumor.
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I figured, sir. That's why I started the
rumor that you're going to promote me
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to lieutenant.
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Can that, Winslow?
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Nobody likes the gossip.
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Carl! Did you see... that Michael Jordan
shot?
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No.
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I missed it.
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Rachel, you remember Lieutenant
Murtaugh.
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Of course.
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Hello, Lieutenant.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Well, if you two will excuse me, I have
just earned the right to pig out on some
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ice cream.
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Rachel is remarkably pretty.
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Oh, no.
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You don't agree?
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Oh, no.
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No, I do, sir. It's just that, uh, well,
I... Oh, no.
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What is so funny?
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Oh, nothing.
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What is it, Carl?
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I'm sorry, y 'all, but I was just
thinking about... lieutenant burthoff
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cracks me up he does yes he just told me
that he
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likes rachel and wants to date her
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here, okay?
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Lieutenant Murtaugh is my boss.
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And, well, there may be a promotion in
it for me soon.
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So I'd really appreciate it if you go
out with him just once.
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I don't know.
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Go ahead, hon. Give it a shot.
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Yeah, at least you get a chance to get
out of the house and go to a nice
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restaurant. Yeah, you might even meet a
cute waiter.
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Okay.
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I'll go out with him, but just as a
favor to you.
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But let me get one thing straight here.
It is not because I am hired up for a
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date. Oh, yeah, sure.
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Waldo's the guy, and he can give you a
great deal.
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Have you heard my motto?
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No. Dang, I was hoping you'd remember
it.
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Well, uh, I gotta split.
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Where we going, Eddie?
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No, Waldo.
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You're staying here.
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Steve wants to buy something from you.
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carefully as I leave so that you can
find your way out.
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Okay,
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Waldo, where's the merchandise?
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My what?
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They're right here.
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Those are watches.
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Oh, sorry, wrong floor.
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See anything you like?
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How much is that one?
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Forty bucks.
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I'll give you thirty.
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Twenty -five.
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Twenty?
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Fifteen, and that's as high as I'm
going.
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Rachel, you look gorgeous. Rachel, you
look sensational.
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I do?
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I'll go change.
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Why?
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I don't want to look too good for this
date. I mean, the last thing I want is
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for Lieutenant Murtaugh to start
thinking thoughts.
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Honey, look on the bright side.
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You're going out with a man who can
walk, talk, and has a job.
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I'd settle for two out of three.
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wouldn't be here when I get back.
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Well, Lieutenant, thanks for a unique
evening, but that headache that I got
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you picked me up is really pounding now.
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That's too bad.
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Um, Lieutenant, I... Come on, babe.
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First name's here, huh?
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Call me Lou.
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L -I -E -U.
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Gosh, my head hurts.
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Oh, yeah.
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I, uh, I think I hear somebody trying to
steal your car.
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No way.
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We'd hear the explosion.
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Oh, did you enjoy yourself tonight?
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Can I be honest with you?
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Certainly.
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I didn't have a very good time.
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Of course you did.
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No, I didn't.
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Now, take dinner, for instance.
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Not only did you insist on ordering it
for me, but then you cut my steak up in
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little tiny pieces and you tried to feed
me.
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I'm surprised you didn't burp me.
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Is that an invitation, baby?
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Steve, you can go now. I'm home safe.
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Well, perhaps I should escort you up to
your room. After all, most accidents do
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occur in the home.
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If you don't leave right now, there's
going to be a really big accident right
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here.
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you ado just yet, my pet.
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Not until you feast your fabulous eyes
on...
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I can't keep this.
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Well, why not, Pudding Pop?
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Because we're not going steady.
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But we should. Our relationship is
progressing nicely.
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Remember, just last...
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But lately, I've gotten lazy.
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You know, it's been a month since I told
you to stop bugging me.
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From now on, I will tell you every
single day that our relationship will
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never...
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Makes me think thoughts.
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Uh, Lieutenant, you know, I've tried to
be nice.
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I've tried to be tactful.
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But now it appears I'm going to have to
be blunt.
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You repulsed me.
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So you want to slow dance and neck a
little?
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They tell me that you're leaving.
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I can't believe it's true.
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Because, girl, there's just no living
without you.
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Life is hard.
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Yeah,
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well, my sorrows don't drown.
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They just dog paddle around in my heart.
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You know something, kid?
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Women mystify me.
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Yeah, when God created women, he should
have supplied a set of instructions.
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Maybe we should just give up women.
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you're right, kid.
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We need women to crank out more men.
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Gee, Lou, I can't imagine why Rachel
didn't flip for you.
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Go figure.
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You know, Louie, I've loved Laura
Winslow ever since I first laid eyes on
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So far, she hasn't returned my love.
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Rachel, but that girl's really gotten to
me.
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She's copped this cop's heart.
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Tonight at 8, the competition heats up
as the contestants arrive to perform in
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Las Vegas on the road to stardom with
Missy Elliott.
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Then at 9, Jesse's ex returns to eat in
custody of their son on Kevin Hill.
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Stay tuned for Family Matters next on
UPN 27.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Lorimar
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Television and is distributed by Warner
Brothers Domestic Television
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