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Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
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Flyers. Flyers.
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Lollipop.
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Okay, Richie, we're finished.
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Now let's see how our patient is doing.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. The love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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Girl, you've had your head in those
books all morning.
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Got a big test coming up?
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No, this is Black History Month.
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Did you know that an African -American
helped design the blueprint for
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Washington, D .C.? Yep.
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Benjamin Banneker.
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Hey, not bad.
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Hey, your old man has read a book or
two.
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Now, for the championship and the
toaster oven, who made the first
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-soling machine?
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Uh, uh, uh... Girls!
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Grandma.
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It was Jan Maslinger.
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In 1883.
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Hey, that's right. How'd you know that?
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Who do you think bought his first pair
of shoes?
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Hey, look.
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Here's something I didn't know.
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Alexander Dumas was black.
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The guy that wrote The Three Musketeers?
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Yeah. Most people don't know that.
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Why? Don't they teach black history at
your school?
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Yeah, but only for one month.
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That's one month longer than they taught
it to me.
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You know, that really bugs me.
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for over 300 years.
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But you wouldn't know it looking at
those history books. It's not fair.
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Well, sweetheart, if you feel that
strongly, maybe you should do something
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it.
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Maybe I will.
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Okay.
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Now, let's give this baby another shot.
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Shikashi ame ga fureba, saku ga mizu o
iru.
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I have to go through this every day.
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Well, Miss Thuman, it's a well -known
fact that a pleasant dining environment
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aids digestion.
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Try it. It may brighten your complexion,
which, truth be told, is a smidge on
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the fallow side.
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Um,
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listen, everybody.
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Um, I have an idea that I want to run by
you. Oh, oh, oh. Is this the idea I
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heard you telling Maxine this morning as
I trailed behind you? in mutually
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agreed -upon distance of 20 feet?
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Yeah.
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Um, now, what I want... Because it's a
humdinger of an idea, but you tell it,
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little girl, darling.
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Thank you.
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Um, now, as I was trying to say, every
February, we study black history, but
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only during that month. Oh, I love this
part.
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Now, I'm not trying to criticize you,
Mr., when you're a great history
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You know, I always try to make...
Please, don't interrupt. It's very rude.
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So, anyway, I thought, why not add a
black history class to the curriculum?
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way, we can study it all year long.
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Is that a great idea?
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Oh, it's a pearl of wisdom from my
little oyster.
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This is terrific, Laura. Let me be the
first to sign.
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Well, I'll be the second to sign as soon
as Miss Grabbypin finishes.
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again.
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As long as you don't bang me in, it's
fine.
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Hey, let me show you a few moves.
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Ooh, don't mess with me. Don't mess with
me.
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Hey, check it out, man.
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Okay, guys.
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Showtime's over. I have vital
information to share with you. Urkel, I
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thousand times I refuse to take poker
lessons.
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history class here at school.
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It'll help us appreciate the past,
thereby contributing to the present and
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preparing us for the future. So I like
all your John Hancocks right here.
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Sounds good to me.
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Oh, thanks a lot, guys. That was easy.
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Don't speak.
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Toot -toot -toot! Thanks!
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Oh, ma!
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Look at all the signatures I got.
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Oh, good work. I got a bunch, too.
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Oh, well, I got most of the basketball
team.
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Did I do that?
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Uh, Steve, no more demonstrations, okay?
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Good idea.
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But I appreciate all your help.
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Oh, anytime, my cute little crusader.
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I appreciate that.
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Hey, my lock is open.
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Oh, my God.
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Laura, what's wrong?
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If you want black history, go back to
Africa.
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She's still pretty upset.
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She didn't touch her dinner.
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Well, Harriet, what are those people
teaching down at that school?
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Their own version of the three R's?
Reading, writing, and racism?
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Carl, calm down. It's not the school's
fault.
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Well, is she still crying?
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Every time she stops, she starts all
over again.
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Carl.
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Harriet, I just feel so helpless.
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My daughter's been hurt, and I can't do
a thing about it. I can't even tell her
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that it won't ever happen again.
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You know, I was exposed to this sort of
thing when I was growing up.
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But I always hoped it would be different
for my kids.
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Come on, Harriet.
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The people that did this to us are
teaching that same garbage to their
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Carl, I'm up in Laura's room, and she
looks at me.
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And she asks, why, Mom?
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Why would somebody do this to me?
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And I hear myself telling the same
things my mother told me.
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Some people are ignorant.
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They're afraid.
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They hate anybody and anything that's
different.
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And what she said?
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She looked at me with tears in her eyes.
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And she said,
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Why, Mom?
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Laura? What happened?
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Daddy, everything's a mess.
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Laura, did somebody do something to you?
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No, it's the whole school. The black
kids won't talk to the white kids.
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are calling each other names, taking
sides.
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And it's all my fault. Your fault?
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If I had started that petition, none of
this would have happened.
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I just wanted to make things better, but
I ended up making them worse.
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Honey, that's not true. None of this is
your fault. That's right. That petition
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was a great idea.
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It wasn't.
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Wish I had never done it.
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I just wish it would all go away, Daddy.
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Would you two excuse us?
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I'd like to speak to my granddaughter
alone.
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But, Mom... Scoot, honey, scoot.
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Laura, do you mind if your old
grandmother tells you a story?
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Grandma, you're not old.
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Good answer.
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No wonder you're my favorite grandchild.
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Sit down, Helen.
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Lord, when I was about your age, I loved
to read, just like you.
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But our little town only had one
library, and it was for whites only.
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You couldn't check...
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I couldn't even go in.
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And even then, I knew it wasn't right.
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So one day, I decided to do something
about it. So I walked in the library.
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Sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes.
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There were thousands of books just
sitting there waiting to be read.
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Did they let you take one?
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The librarian, a white man that I had
known all my life.
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Pushed me out into the street and told
me never to come back.
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Did you cry?
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All the way home.
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And the next day I cried all the way
back to the library.
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You went back?
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Every day for six months.
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People stopped and stared.
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Called me names.
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And some even spit at me.
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Yes. Was I ever.
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And sometimes I was sorry I ever started
the whole thing.
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But I didn't quit.
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Finally, one rainy day, I walked in
dripping
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wet.
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And that same man that pushed me out.
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shook his head, and gave me a library
card.
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Wow.
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And from that day on, everybody used
that library.
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Sugar, I realize you're having a hard
time.
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But you've got to stand up for whatever
you believe in, or things will never
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change.
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This library card is proof that one
person
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can make a difference.
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You understand?
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Come here. Let me give you some sugar.
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Love it.
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and black men and women. We've got so
many posters, we're running out of
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Dr. George F. Grant patented the first
wooden golf tee in 1899.
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Now, gee, that's ironic.
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Here it is 92 years later, and we still
can't tee off at some country clubs.
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All done.
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Wow. It looks great.
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It sure does.
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I'll get it.
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Steve, I couldn't have done this without
you.
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Oh, please, Laura, you're making me
blush.
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You know, I just don't get why people
are so afraid of our history.
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Well, because it's different.
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And believe you me, I know what being
different is all about.
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Well, I admire you for that.
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Oh, for sure, you're making me blush
again.
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Oh, Laura, this looks great. You've done
a wonderful job. Wonderful job.
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Is there a problem,
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Principal Shimada? Yes, a big one.
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Mr. Shimada, if you would just let me
explain. Those posters, highly
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inflammatory. We have a serious
situation at this school.
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Racial tension.
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These posters can only fan the flames.
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As principal of this school, I will not
allow my flames to be fanned.
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Well, easy, Edgar. Don't get your shorts
in a knot.
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These posters must be removed
immediately.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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I didn't know there were so many black
inventors. Me neither.
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Dr. Daniel Hill Williams performed the
first open -heart surgery?
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I thought it was Christian Bernard.
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No, he did the first heart transplant.
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Mr. Shimada, the posters seem to be
bringing the kids together.
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Just as I predicted.
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Mr. Shimada.
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textbooks for a black history course?
Oh, well, I don't know.
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Edgar, a black history course would only
serve to enhance your otherwise drab
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and predictable curriculum.
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And it would undoubtedly prevent the
unfortunate rabble -rousy that has taken
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place in these hallowed halls the past
few days.
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Mr. Shimada, I've spoken to several
teachers, and we would all welcome the
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opportunity to present a more balanced
view of American history.
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Way to go, Scooby -Doo!
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Laura, there is a school committee
meeting next month.
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Maybe you could come and recommend that
a black history class be made part of
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the curriculum.
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I'll be there.
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Thank you, Steve.
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This operation was a success.
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Yeah, does it give me old Winslow one
-two punts?
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Well, I hate to brag, but I knocked him
dead.
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I think we have a good chance of getting
a black history class.
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That's my girl.
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Grandma. Yes, honey?
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You were right. One person can make a
difference.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Or the merrier. Holiday whoopee whatty.
With 25 days of animated classics.
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I'm much. Holiday blockbusters.
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So present.
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Happy Christmas, Harry.
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And world premieres of two ABC Family
original holiday movies.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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The 25 Days of Christmas.
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December 1st.
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