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In most cases, an anti -fungal cream
will stop the athlete's foot from
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recurring.
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Unless, of course, a secondary yeast
infection develops.
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The end.
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Oh,
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I too have a title of Dr.
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Fink's Guide to Fungus.
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Good lad.
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hanging out together? Yeah, we're best
buds.
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Right -a -rooney. Well, gotta dash.
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I'm speaking at a protest meeting. Save
the roaches.
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Ugh, why do you want to save roaches?
They're disgusting.
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Cutie, roaches are just misunderstood.
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In fact, roaches are highly resourceful.
They can appear anywhere.
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Ooh!
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, if there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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That's all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.
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This. This.
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Because I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Is dad home?
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No. Is mom home? No.
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Okay, good.
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I have a few more hours to live.
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damage did you do?
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I got an estimate.
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800 bucks?
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How am I going to get my hands on that
kind of cash?
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Why don't you just fess up?
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Why don't you just get real?
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Fine, Eddie.
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Do what you always do. Fall into a hole
and dig it deeper. But don't be
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surprised when it turns out to be your
grave.
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Here. Put this on your headstone.
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Any chance, would you happen to have
some spare cash?
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Well, have you ever been to Mom's
Bakery?
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Yeah. They've got killer cookies.
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That's not all they've got.
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Mom's Bakery is a front for an illegal
gambling casino.
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Well, how do you know about this?
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My Uncle Cecil used to play roulette
there.
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Used to?
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Did he lose all of his money?
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Au contraire, mon frere.
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Most people lose at gambling.
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We Urkels possess a sixth sense.
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When it comes to games of chance, we
never, ever lose.
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Then let's get over to that casino. You
can help me win the money. I need to fix
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the car.
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Except for one big problem.
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It's illegal.
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That's true, Steve.
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But it's just that if we did this
together, we'd...
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just together usually end up becoming
real good friends.
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You know, hang out a lot.
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Best buds?
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Exactly. But like you said, it's
illegal.
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Yes, this could be the first step on a
road to the life of crime.
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I'd met her.
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Me too, me too.
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But Rachel, remember, Aunt Clotilda was
94 years old.
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She lived a long, full life.
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Well, how did she die?
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Well, she was at the Senior Citizen
Center and she collapsed while she was
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leading the game of Simon Says.
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That's Aunt Clotilda.
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She has to be cremated and have her
ashes scattered over like Michigan.
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So we're going to rent a boat and do it
tonight.
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She doesn't have any other relatives?
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Only an older sister.
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But she popped a kneecap during the
Simon Says fiasco.
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We better start making the arrangements.
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Mother went slow.
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Maybe you can help Rachel with some tea.
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Mother Winslow.
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What, honey?
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When you... When you... Bite the big
one?
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Right.
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Would you rather be buried or cremated?
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Surprise me.
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New candy jar?
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Hey, Dad.
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Now look what you made me do.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Oh, I got ashes all over the new candy
jar.
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Or blue.
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Sugar is sweet, but not...
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We might be in a little over our heads
here.
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Yeah, maybe, but we're stuck.
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How come?
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Well, I forgot the password to get out.
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Look, just pretend like we belong here.
Kind of like what I do in my house.
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Do you really need a cabin cruiser for
three hours?
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If all you're going to do is complain
about how expensive this is, you can
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stay home.
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You gonna stop complaining?
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No, I'm gonna stay home.
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I mean, you gotta go down to the
mortuary and pick up Aunt Moe Floppy
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I hate those places. They give me the
heebie -jeebies.
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We don't have to go pick up Aunt
Clodilda. She's right here.
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Wait a minute.
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Isn't that a candy jar?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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What's wrong?
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It just hit me.
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I suddenly realized just how much Aunt
Clobaba meant to me.
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Clo -tilda.
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Clo -tilda, Clobaba. The point is, she's
gone.
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Really, really gone.
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I've changed my mind.
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I want to go with you all.
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I want to pay my respects.
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You ladies go ahead.
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I need a moment alone with this.
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That's the sixth sense when it comes to
gambling.
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32 grand.
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That Clotilde is at peace.
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I know.
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I know.
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Harriet, can I speak to you for a
moment?
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Alone? What is it, Carl?
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Well, I've got a little confession to
make.
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Maybe you better sit down for this one.
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What have you done this time?
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Harriet.
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Darling.
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Sweetheart.
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Honeybunch.
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Spit it out, Carl.
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Okay, here goes.
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Well, we didn't really spread your
aunt's ashes over Lake Michigan tonight.
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Carl, I was there. I thought. Well, I
know, I know.
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We spread some ashes.
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But they weren't your aunt Clotilda's.
At least not all of them.
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Well, then, who's that? Who are they?
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Aunt Presto logs.
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Well, we may have floated parts of Aunt
Glotilda, but which part? Well,
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only the good Lord can sift that out.
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Well, where's the rest of her?
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Right over there in that hefty bag.
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Crazy accident.
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I feel terrible about it.
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I want to make it up to you.
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How?
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I know.
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I'll pop for another hour's boat rental
and we'll all go out and throw the bag
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over. Huh? Sounds good?
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I'll get that.
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You've had a rough day.
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Not as rough as Aunt Clotilde.
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Hello.
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Edward.
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Sure, I got a moment. What's up?
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is in jail.
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What happened?
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He and Steve got busted for... Now,
Edward, stop looking around for Steve.
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having the same discussion with his
father.
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Now, let me get this straight.
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You dented the car.
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Then, instead of admitting it, you got
yourself involved in gambling.
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Is that about covering?
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Yes, sir.
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Sit down, Edward.
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Edward Arthur Winslow.
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Son, I am ashamed of you.
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Don't you know that when you make a
mistake, you fess up to it?
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Trying to cover it up only makes things
worse.
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Yes, sir.
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But apparently, you seem to want to
learn these things the hard way.
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Well, so be it.
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You're grounded for three weeks.
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And you are to stay away from my car
until it learns self -defense.
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Okay, hit the sack.
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Well, that's taken care of.
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Now, let me get this straight.
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You dumped one of my relatives in a
hefty bag.
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Then, instead of admitting it, you let
us spread a log on Lake Michigan.
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Does that about cover it?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Sit down, Carl.
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Carl!
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Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you.
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Will you make a mistake?
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You won't learn these things the hard
way.
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So be it.
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You're taking me to dinner to Shea
Josephine's?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Okay.
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Let's hit the set. Yes, ma 'am.
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Every weekday...
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ABC Family's new season of Gilmore
Girls.
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You're my only daughter that I know of.
And this year, the girls are growing up
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fast. Grandma wants a picture.
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Of this?
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Well, one of them anyway.
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He so likes me.
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If she throws up, you're golden. My God,
you look virile today.
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Don't hate me. I don't hate you. I can't
hate the pathetic.
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The new season of Gilmore Girls.
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Weekdays at 5, 4 central on ABC Family.
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You too, Rosie.
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Spread that around, will ya?
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