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Thank you.
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Now, we have a week's vacation.
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One at a time, where should we go?
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Let's go to New York and take in some
theater.
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Forget New York, girl. I want to go lie
on the beach.
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You know, catch some rays, catch some
bees, catch a man around his knees.
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Let's go to Disney World. Good idea.
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I think we should pay our respects to
Elvis.
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Let's boogie on down to Graceland.
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Now, wait a minute. Let's be realistic.
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I mean, we only have a week's vacation,
and I don't want to spend half of it
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cooped up in a car picking Cheetos off
my lap.
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Well, where do you want to go?
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Lake Geneva.
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Like in Switzerland?
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No, like in Wisconsin.
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I mean, we can rent a nice cabin, do a
little fishing, a lot of relaxing.
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Hey, it's perfect.
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You mean it's cheaper.
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Well, that too.
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So Lake Geneva it is, right?
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Anyway...
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Thank you.
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Now, people, arguing is not the way to
settle things in this family, right?
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Right. So we're going to listen, be
considerate, and agree on a place that
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make everybody happy, right?
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Right. Okay. So Lake Geneva it is.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of heaven. We'll
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see you next
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time.
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Harvey Garvey to your party?
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Yeah, why not?
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Well, for one thing, he only has four
teeth.
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Yeah, but he doesn't eat much.
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Hi, ladies.
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So, how goes the party plan? Great.
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Oh, good. Are you still having it up on
your roof? Yeah.
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How'd you talk your parents into having
the party up there?
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They just got new carpet.
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They begged me to have it up there.
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Maxine, sweetheart.
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I'm really glad you asked me to cater
your party, but if you don't give me
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money, I'm going to have to use generic
tips and water down the punch.
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No problem.
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Great.
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I'll just take the profit from this job
and buy a stamp.
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fabulous i look hideous oh no you look
fabulous i love your hair oh i love your
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hair mine is hideous wait
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a minute you have
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There's Harvey Garvey.
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Hello.
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Hi, guys.
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What's so funny?
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Uh, nothing.
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Nothing? Does anybody want to dance?
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Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.
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Maybe later.
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We're doing something.
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Right, guys?
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What we doing, Willie?
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We're trying to decide what we want to
drink.
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You don't like punch?
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Sure.
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Especially when it's spiked.
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Here, have some rum.
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No way.
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Waldo, where'd you get those?
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My dad's a stewardess.
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Drinking is polluted.
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Oh, really? Hey, Waldo, say hello to St.
Lawrence.
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Laura Winslow.
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Why don't you take your bottles and your
behind out of here? Hey, if I leave,
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I'll take the booze and the boys with
me. Right, guys?
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Yeah. Right, guys? Yeah.
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Laura, if you don't want to drink, fine.
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But shut up about it. You're going to
ruin my party.
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Fine.
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But I don't need a drink to have a good
time.
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Big deal.
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Well, maybe you're right. Nothing
terrible has happened.
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It's Steve the Dweeb.
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Not bad, Buckner.
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I'll bet you were up all night putting
that sentence together.
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You must be exhausted.
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Why don't you sit down, but not too
hard. You don't want to crush your
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Watch it, Urkel. The last guy who talked
to me like that was Harvey Garvey.
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Oh, you two guys put the hit in
pathetic.
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over there just waiting to be swept off
their doctor's shoulders. So what do you
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say, punsters?
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Let's dance.
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Well, okay.
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I'll break the ice.
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Harp! Hang up the music.
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It's time to do the Hercule.
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Now, if I do the Steve Hercule dance,
all you have to do is catch up.
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Bend your knees and stick out your
pelvis. I'm telling you, baby, it's
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than that.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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Everybody.
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Now point your fingers up to the sky and
talk through your nose way up high.
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Spin and dip and jump and go forward and
finish it.
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gonna get Urkel.
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Why you gonna do that, Willie?
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Because he humiliated me.
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But you humiliate me every day.
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That's different.
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You're my friend.
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Mark for me.
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I've learned I shouldn't mess with the
Earthman.
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Well, this is a pleasant turn of events.
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To be quite honest, Buckner, I'd written
you off as being incorrigible.
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What did he say?
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He called you a gerbil.
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Come on, buddy.
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How about we make a toast to our new
friendship?
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William, I am truly moved by this
gesture.
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Word.
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What? I said he... Hey, you can't trick
me.
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Okay, where'd you hide the booze? I
don't know what you're talking about,
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officer.
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He probably means the booze that was in
my coat with it.
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Is Steve okay?
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Yeah, Rachel's taking him home.
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See, officer, everything's fine.
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We were just having a little fun.
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Fun? Steve could have been killed.
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Hey, but he wasn't. You chill out. Okay?
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You just don't get it, do you?
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You think it's cool to come to a party
with a minibar in your coat?
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You think it's funny to spike somebody's
punch and watch them act like a fool?
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Well, it's not cool.
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It's not funny. It's dangerous.
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It's also against the law.
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What are we calling, Winnie?
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GL, I guess.
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You go in a juvenile hall until your
parents pick you up. Do we get a phone
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call? One call.
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It's confirmed.
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Six days and five nights at Lake Geneva.
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Carl will be happy.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see his face when
we tell him the good news.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi, Mom.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, Carl.
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We've decided where to go on our
vacation.
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Oh, you have.
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Have you?
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You know, I come home from a hard day of
fighting crime.
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And do I hear, hi, Carl, can I get you
some trail mix?
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No, I do not.
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Well, I guess my boat doesn't count
around here.
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But may I remind you, too, that I bring
home darn close to 50 % of
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this family's bacon. And you eat darn
close 90%.
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Well, thank you for those kind words,
Mother.
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merely trying to point out that whenever
vacation time rolls around,
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my desires, my wishes are
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never even conceived.
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And why?
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Because I don't matter, do I, Harriet? I
don't matter.
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Once, just once, can we go where I'd
like to go? All I'm asking for is one
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measly little week.
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you already made a reservation.
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Typical. Well, let's see what hole
you're dragging me to this time.
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Lake Geneva?
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Yes. We all decided that it would be
nice if for once we went where you
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wanted to go.
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Gee, thanks, guys.
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That's swell.
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since you've always been so gracious
about not giving your own way.
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That's just the kind of guy I am.
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I think I'll just go in the kitchen and
make us all some trail mix.
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And I think my tongue needs a shave.
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Oh, fuck up, Steve.
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I am fixing you a surefire hangover
remedy. This will either cure you or
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you.
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Well,
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the night that I graduated from the
police academy, me and my buddies
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tie one on.
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Well, most of the night is a blur, but
Dawn found me riding a cow down the Dan
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Ryan Expressway.
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Well,
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good for you, Steve.
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Here, chug this down.
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Well, I don't know, Carl. It smells
rancid.
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Well, that means it's ready.
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Go ahead.
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Down the hatch.
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That's it.
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Go ahead.
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All right.
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Now, what's the verdict?
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Hey, not bad.
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Rather tasty.
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I think it is a trick.
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