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Huh? What?

Why are you so upset?

I do not want to talk about it.

Okay. I was chasing this young punk across the roof of the Sears Tower.

He'd been snatching purses. And I happened to glance over at the edge and

started shaking, sweating.

I got dizzy.

I have not felt that sick since the day I met Steve Urkel.

Well, did you catch the guy?

No, he got away when I started to cry.

Heights have always made me a little nervous, but nothing like this has ever

happened before.

Carl, how'd you finally get down?

I crawled down the stairs on my hands and knees.

You crawled down a hundred flights of stairs.

Well, actually, I slipped and fell and rolled down the last 60.

It's the rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition.

Of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every

scene.

As days go by, we're going to fill our house.

It's the bigger love of the family

It must have been such a strange feeling, you know, breaking into a sweat

getting dizzy and losing your breath.

Well, it's so strange. The same thing happens to me when I see Denzel

Washington.

Hello?

Yes, this is Harriet Wendlow.

Just a moment, please.

Turn on the radio.

What? Turn on the radio, W -D -O -L.

Harriet, I'm... Get down!

Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I do for you? Harriet Winslow, this is

Johnny, too talented for Radio Hawkins. If you can make this blast from the past

and the artist, you will win a bright, shiny, new, red VW Cabriolet.

You haven't won it yet, honey.

Okay, Harriet Winslow, name this rockin' oldie.

When I saw you walkin' down the street, I said that's the kind of gal I like.

Okay, Harriet, you've got ten seconds.

I know it. I know it. I know it. Ooh, what is it? What is it? What is it?

Hey, baby.

What do you want? No. Hey, baby is the name of the song. It's by Bruce Chanel.

Hey, baby by Bruce Chanel.

We have a winner.

You are now the owner of a brand -new, beautiful red Pebriolette.

race for a time for you to pick up your car and hey if you're a looker we'll go

for a ride

I'll let you.

times you're going to take the crook up a step ladder.

Dr. Van Lowe says that I should take it one step at a time, gradually building

to greater height.

Makes sense.

I want to thank you for helping me out, son, today. I really appreciate it.

Hey, Dad, I'm always there for you. Oh, thanks, son.

It's not a game. I'm just working on a little problem that I have.

Huh? Care to fill me in?

Not really.

Well, come on, Tom. It's me, Steve.

Share.

Well, I maybe sort of have a little problem with hype.

Oh, acrophobia, huh?

Well, I was formerly cursed with gymnophobia.

Fear of nudity.

and all of that, but I really don't want to hear about it.

Fair enough, but I know what you're going through. I mean, I showered in a

wetsuit until I was ten.

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking this, but, um... Well, how did you

overcome your fear of nudity?

Well, one hot summer night, I said, enough is enough.

amusement park and marched into the Hall of Mirrors.

I ripped off my clothes and forced myself to look at my reflection from 150

different angles.

Oh, it was a nightmare.

But I did the trick.

I was right.

The doctor recommends that I take it slow.

social call oh i see uh steve steve this is police business oh

great i love

That's going to bring him back.

They actually give this guy bullets?

So, sir, what brings you to this neck of the woods?

I've always thought of you as a cop's cop. A pop cop.

No holds barred, non -stop cop.

Thank you, sir. You can imagine my shock when I found out you're a panty waste.

Excuse me, sir? The hot topic in the officer's steam room is that you're

of heights.

What? Who said that?

One Sergeant Charles Carnelli.

I, of course, immediately defended you. Thank you, sir. I told Carnelli that no

one in my command is a wimp.

Then I snapped him smartly with my towel.

Sergeant, I suggest you make an appointment to see the police

Well, sir. Winslow, I'm going to be captain soon, and I'd like to see you

lieutenant to take my place.

Now, that's not going to happen if you're up on some roof, sweating and

Well, sir, let me put your mind at ease. I'm not really afraid of heights.

It's just a vicious rumor.

Rumor? Yes, sir.

Like the one that was going around about you and the stripper?

Right. That's very reassuring.

Oh, I am in trouble now.

I am in deep bandini.

What am I going to do?

I don't want to hear about it. I'll just take Lieutenant Murtaugh's advice and

go see the police psychologist.

Fine. You can spend the next five years on a couch whining about your mommy.

Or you can eradicate your fear of heights in just one day.

One

day

sounds good.

What's your plan?

And do exactly...

If you don't conquer this phobia, you can kiss your man's g -

Just climb in. Make yourselves comfortable.

The two should be ashamed, acting like chuckleheads.

Lay it on him, Grandma.

I'm sorry, I got emotional.

Now, you both know perfectly well there are things more important than a silly

car. Like family.

You two are sisters.

And if something nice happens to one, the other should be happy.

She's right.

You can have a car.

No, Harriet, it's yours.

After all, the radio station did call you, not me.

Yeah, but you gave the right answer, so stop arguing and take the stupid car.

Wait a minute.

I don't want to take the stupid car. I mean, after all, I can be just as

unselfish as you, you know. They're not pigs, are you? What do you call a pig?

You two are fighting like dogs over

a bone.

Sell the car and split the money 50 -50.

Now, that's a good idea.

The best. Let's go celebrate cake.

Let's go shopping.

Gifts for everybody.

I'll give a purse.

Girl, I like your style.

I'm glad that's over. And when Dad gets home, he'll be happy, too.

Yeah, he's out with Steve.

I know he's happy right now.

You have nothing to worry about?

the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Don't push it, Steve.

You should have seen the big guy. He was amazing.

Not only did he conquer his fear of heights, but he also saved my life.

Well,

Steve was the one that was really amazing.

He piloted that baby like he was born in a balloon.

Oh, once I understood the physics of it, Carl, it was nothing.

that with us.