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Oh, Ritzy, you are going to be the hit
of the winter pageant. You know, you've
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got to be the cutest thing in webbed
feet.
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He made me the thing with the biggest
head of this water.
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Doesn't surprise me. You get that from
your mother.
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Extra, extra, read all about it. Judy
Winslow gets an A in spelling. Way to
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Judy. That's what happens when you
study.
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And get grounded.
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Mom, look at my test.
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Just a second, honey.
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What do you think?
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Get a plastic surgeon. We need an
emergency beak job.
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I got extra credit for spelling platypus
right.
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Hold on a second, honey.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cute.
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Oh, cute.
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Now, what were you saying, Judy?
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Oh,
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Richie, I told you to go before you put
the costume on.
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Come on.
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I knew I should have built a zipper in
that
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thing.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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All I see is a tower of dreams.
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Real love bursting out of every scene.
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Mother of the blue.
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The Snow Buster. Hey, it's a snap when
you got the team of Winslow and Winslow.
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Dad, why don't we just jump into the
20th century and buy a snowblower?
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Now, why do I need a snowblower when I
got you?
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Nice try, Eddie.
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Well, I'm out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast.
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How's it about me and you hitting the
old bowling alley?
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It's burrito night.
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No can do, Dad.
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I'm hanging out with the guys tonight.
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Oh, sounds good.
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Oh, count me in.
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What's the skinny, Minnie?
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No, Dad.
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See, you can't go.
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My friends will make fun of me.
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They'll call me a dweeb.
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No, they won't. I'm a cop. I carry a
gun.
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Dad.
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All right. Go ahead. Have a good time.
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Thanks. See you later.
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That was a close one.
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Every time I want to do something with
Eddie, he says he's too busy.
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Oh, there's a reason for that. Oh?
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What is it?
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You're old.
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You didn't say I was old last night.
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You went to sleep before I could say
anything.
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If you want to spend more time with
Eddie, then plan ahead.
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Schedule a father and son outing.
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I know what I should do.
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If I want to spend more time with Eddie,
I should plan ahead.
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I'll schedule a father and son outing.
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Isn't that a great idea?
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I'm missing four pair of Eddie socks.
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Do you happen to have any idea where
they are?
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Search me?
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No need.
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What are you up to?
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Hopefully about a 38D.
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Honey, just let nature take its course.
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You'll blossom any day now.
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Yeah, well, in the meantime, I'll just
work on my balance.
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Harriet.
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We've got to talk.
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Socks.
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Your mother once tried bean bags.
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Harriet, I just caught Judy ripping the
beak off Richie's penguin costume. I
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just don't know what's gotten into that
child.
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Has her hair been spinning around?
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Judy's probably jealous.
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Of what?
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Well, she's not the baby of the house
anymore.
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But I wouldn't worry too much.
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Same thing happened to me.
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And look how great I turned out.
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You were actually jealous of Aunt
Rachel?
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I'll have you know I was a stunning
baby.
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People came from miles around just to
coochie -coo me.
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They still do.
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Give it a rest. Oh, come on, Harry. Now,
you know when I was born, Mama wept for
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joy. When you were born, she just wept.
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Keep it up and I'll bury your Barbie
doll again.
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Okay, okay, but what are we going to do
about these futon cousins?
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Well, let's just let Judy and Richie
work it out for themselves.
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Like we did.
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Why? Why?
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Well, good Lord, man, she's an overnight
success story.
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Like she is, woman, hear me roar.
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Hey, what's the haps, chaps?
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Hey, Dad, what's all that?
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The finest fishing equipment you can buy
for 70 % off.
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It's you and me, son.
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Uh, newsflash, Dad.
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It's January.
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I know, I know.
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We're going ice fishing.
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Ooh, ice fishing.
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The sport of king.
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Yeah, we love this great stuff I bought.
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Rods, reels, tape, and even these comfy
little chairs.
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Those fish will be swimming in Tuttle
sauce before you know it.
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Uh, Dad, I really don't think that I'm
an ice fishing kind of guy.
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Oh, you'll love it.
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Jack Barnes out of the precinct and his
son Danny go all the time. You know,
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Danny wasn't into it at first either.
But now he's hooked.
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Hooked? Fishing?
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Bodacious pun, big guy.
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Well, if we're going to go ice fishing,
I have to stock up on some lip balm.
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Steve.
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Steve.
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I want you to listen to me very
carefully.
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This trip is just for Edward and me.
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Alone.
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Just the two of us.
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Alone?
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Are you trying to say you don't want me
to go?
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Oh,
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you really had me going there, Carl. You
crazy kid, are you?
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Steve, I'm not joking.
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said the perfect spot for fishing is
Lake Wanamook. He said the rainbow trout
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are really biting.
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Uh, Dad, uh, I think I'm gonna pass.
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I hope you understand.
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Oh, I do, I do, son, I do. But hey, I
spent 150 bucks
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for this stuff.
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You're going.
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We have been walking for over half an
hour.
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When are we going to stop?
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I am looking for the perfect spot.
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And here it is.
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Well, Eddie, here she is.
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Leigh Guanamuc.
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In all her glory.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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She's frigid.
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No mystery whistles, no sirens. Out
here, we are totally isolated from every
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loud, obnoxious sound.
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Hi, guys.
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It's about time you slowpoke showed up.
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Steve, how did you get here?
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Mom says it was a stork, but I've seen
the contract from the in vitro
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fertilization clinic.
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Steve, I meant, how did you get up here?
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Oh, well, let's see.
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I took the 1210 bus to Lake Bluff, I had
a primo pecan roll, I missed the 245
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bus, and then I hitched a ride with an
armless teamster named Mabel.
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No arms?
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How'd she shift?
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You know, I saw it and I still can't
figure it out.
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Worms. I'm using cheese.
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You fellas want to try some?
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No, thanks.
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You'll catch more fish.
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Steve, you use the bait that you want,
and we'll use the bait that we want.
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Yeah.
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And we'll just see who catches the first
fish.
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Direct from the Arctic, the star of the
winter pageant, Ritchie the Penguin
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Crawford.
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That's my waddle, Mom.
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Oh, honey, it was wonderful. You just
need a little more tail action. Now
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Mommy and walk this way, okay?
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First you waddle.
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He was born.
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Why, that little bum, let's lock him up
and throw away the key.
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Laura, everybody makes a big fuss over
Richie, and I get ignored.
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That's not fair.
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You know what?
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I remember that feeling.
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You do?
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Yeah, when you were born. You got all
the attention I used to get, and I was
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willing to do anything to you to get it
back.
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So what'd you do?
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Oh, good, you don't remember.
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toys and i dumped them in your crib so
i'd have stuff to play with no i was
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trying to bury you yeah but then i
realized there's some advantages to not
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the baby you get to stay up later you
get to choose your own clothes and you
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know what the best part is what you have
a little kid around who really looks up
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to you yeah i never thought about that
then you go apologize to richard okay
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is hearing you sing about it.
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Dad, when are we leaving?
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What are you talking about?
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We're having big fun here.
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Oh, really?
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Why wasn't I told?
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Are you implying that you're not having
a good time?
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Dad, I'm not implying. I'm telling you
straight out.
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I'm going to lose my toes.
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Well, the good news is my dad will do
the operation for you. The bad news is
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he'll charge you an arm and a leg.
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Edward, you are not going to lose your
toes.
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But take some advice from an old beat
cop.
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Think warm.
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No offense, Dad, but what I really like
is to go home.
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Okay, this trip is over.
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Then Eddie can go.
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I bet this water is too hot.
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Oh, there's no such thing as too hot.
Call me, baby.
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Oh, Carl.
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Wait a minute.
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Hurry, Harriet.
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Oh, Harry, Harriet.
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Hurry, Harriet.
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Does this help? Oh, a little.
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I just can't seem to get warm.
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How about this?
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Brought you some hot cocoa.
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Just the way you like it.
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19 marshmallows.
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Thanks, son.
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Mom,
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can I have a minute alone with Dad?
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Sure.
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In case you get another chill, these
lips won't be too far away.
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So what's on your mind, son?
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Dad, I just don't get it.
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Why'd you drag me out to that late
today?
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I mean, what's with the father and son
kick?
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Are you having a midlife crisis?
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No.
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I don't know. I guess I'm just trying to
make up for lost time.
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What do you mean?
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Well, when you were little, you used to
always ask me to do things with you.
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But a lot of the times I was too busy
trying to scratch out a living.
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Well, now you're older.
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I have the time.
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But now, you're the one who's busy.
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Well, from now on, Dad, anytime you want
to spend time together, just say the
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word.
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Really?
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Wow.
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That would be great, son.
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Why the sudden change of heart?
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Well, Dad...
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I almost lost you today.
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It really scared me.
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Well, you know, it scared me, too.
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Look, Dad, I want us to do lots of
things together, but let's never go ice
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fishing again.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too, son.
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