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Hi, Mom.

Hi, honey.

So how was the bridge game?

I dropped a bundle.

Mabel and Claire cheated again.

I just know they're sending signals with their dentures.

Well, then, why do you keep playing with them?

Well, all my honest friends are dead.

Well, Mom, that's terrible.

You telling me?

They all owed me money.

And speaking of death and money, how would you like to buy some insurance?

Excuse me?

Well, Mabel's son, Reuben, he started selling insurance. I think you should

some.

Forget it, Ma.

The last thing I need is more insurance.

Call Reuben.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. Love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams.

Real love bursting out of every scene.

This place is so bad.

We're gonna fill our house with happiness.

The moon may cry.

But we'll smother the blues with...

It's the bigger love of the family.

You've been stalling for over an hour. Go to bed.

Shoot.

I was this close to Arsenio.

I thought she'd never leave.

You guys got a minute?

Gee, a whole five seconds alone.

That's all it took to get Judy.

Mom, Dad, my life is over.

What's wrong, honey?

I'm in big trouble.

I may get a B.

I got a B once. I framed it.

Dad, this is serious. I can't afford to get a B on my permanent record.

From now on, no parties and no TV.

In fact, I'm grounded. Laura, don't argue.

Someday, I'll thank myself for this.

Gee, I hope we weren't too hard on them.

focus your vacant stares in my general direction.

Today, we'll be visiting the wonderful world of Cretaceous.

Oh, dear.

I left my crabs in the car.

While I'm gone, start thinking about your upcoming science project, which

count for 50 % of your final grade.

You will all partner off, and the best project will be entered.

In the City Science Fair.

Hey, Steve.

Buddy. Partner.

Who brings my party this Saturday?

Oh, gee, I didn't know I was invited. He can't go.

He has a date with me.

I do?

Perkman, partner up with me and I'll introduce you to every cheerleader in

town.

Oh, well, hey, guys.

Boy, some people will do anything to get a good grade.

Yeah.

You think Urkel could use a new pocket protector?

Hello, my heavenly hostess.

Why don't you just barge in like you usually do?

This isn't the first time you actually invited me. I thought I'd ring the

doorbell.

Come on in.

That's quite an outfit, Steve.

Even for you.

Thanks. My entire ensemble is comprised of gifts from desperate classmates.

All the way down to my Enrico Fermi odor eaters.

What a couple gifts.

little petri dish.

Well, I was hoping we could be partners on a science project.

and you're the hitchhiker.

Make me pull over.

If you choose me to be your

partner, our relationship might change.

I'm getting the break.

We'd have to spend a lot of time alone together.

Ooh, I'm pulling onto the shoulder.

Every day and even some nights.

Ooh, I'm opening the passenger door.

And if we get an A, we can celebrate by going to a movie.

Ooh, hop in, baby.

So we're partners? We're life.

Let's just start with science projects.

It's got to be a killer, a guaranteed A.

No sweat, Michael.

in my basement lab.

Oh, now, wait a minute.

Laura, don't you think you're sort of using him?

No.

Steve gets to spend time with me, and I get an A in science. It's a fair

exchange.

Honey, it's not fair.

You know, you're leading him on, and Steve has real feelings for you.

They're weird Urkel feelings.

But they're real.

All right, so nobody's going to get hurt.

I hope not, Laura.

But I'm warning you, this thing could blow up in your face.

substance is a

for the judges.

Sweets for the sweet?

Perhaps a jujubee?

insurance. Your home is a big investment and it needs big protection.

Ruben, we're already covered for fire, flood, locusts, mosquitoes. How about

tornadoes?

Mom, Dad, Urkel built an atom bomb and it's about to go off.

Carl, I'm worried about Laura.

She's obviously been studying too hard.

Yeah, she snapped.

That doesn't sound like our Steve.

Well, actually, it was my fault. I put him up to it.

Do you see what your daughter has done?

Oh, sure.

She makes Donald know she's your daughter. She blows up the world. She's

daughter.

Laura, there is absolutely no excuse for your behavior. You are grounded for...

there until you're blown out of it.

You guys, we're gonna die!

Well, that's life.

That's what people say.

Night -night, April.

Blown up in me.

with Jolene she thinks I'm cuter than Fresh Prince

Well,

sure I can, but I'm not so sure about St. Peter. After all, destroying Chicago

won't look good on your permanent record.

It was because I was worried about my grade.

When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying.

And I'm sorry.

be my partner hey you bet my bet thanks steve

hold it a few minutes ago was it just by

imagination or did you actually hug me i hugged you

You could be the first Urkel in space.

Yeah, make it fly.

Nope. No rocket launching in the house.

Not to worry, Winslow. The Laura can only be launched by punching in a

complicated series of commands into the remote control.