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Steve, what are you doing here?
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The water's off at our place, Carl. And
Estelle was nice enough to let me use
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her bathtub.
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Oops, I forgot my ducky.
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Kid his age still using bath toys.
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Come on, Mr. Quackers.
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He loved Estelle's bubble bath.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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Wonder how long they'd ground me if I
broke your arm.
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Come on, Laura, test me. I got this car
repair stuff down cold.
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I'm gonna ace this sucker.
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What are the three steps in adjusting a
carburetor? Step one, you loosen the
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lambda lock nut. Step two, you tighten
primary adjustment screws. Step three,
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you... You... What is step three?
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Step three is you get the greasy book
off the table so we can eat dinner.
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needs a tuna, you're going to be glad
I'm taking this adult education class.
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Hey, everybody.
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I've got big news.
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Your father is a policeman with the best
safety record in the entire city.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
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There's more.
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Because of that, I'll be driving in the
Columbus Day Parade. Wait, wait, wait,
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wait. Don't go crazy yet.
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Not only will I be in the Columbus Day
Parade, but I'll be driving the lead
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Okay, you can go crazy now. I'm kidding.
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This baby has a V8 with a dual -throat
carburetor and 221 cubic inches of raw
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power.
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Where'd you get it, Carl? The
Policeman's Museum.
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This car was actually driven by Elliot
Neff.
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Did he have the best safety record last
year?
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Look, I've been practicing my wave.
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slowly.
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Keep your hands where I can see them.
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You gotta read as I write, girl.
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Harriet, this car is an antique and it's
signed out to me.
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That means it's out of bounds, off
limits. No one touches it but me.
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I do. But you might want to simplify for
it.
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My son, the safest driver on the police
force.
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I'm so proud of him.
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We don't want to wake Carla.
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Don't worry, Mother Winslow.
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Carla could sleep through World War III.
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Come on, Harriet.
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Let's go look at that car up close and
personal. Wait a minute. Carla said not
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to touch that car. Come on. I just want
to look at it.
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I don't know.
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I promise I'll keep my hands off of it.
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Well, I guess it'll be okay if you don't
touch the car. Great.
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I just love these old cars. Each one has
its own personality and quirks.
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Kind of like men.
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That's true.
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You know, some don't look like much, but
they can really move.
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And then others are real flashy, but
there's nothing under the hood.
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They don't make them like this anymore.
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Oh, I just, I love the way the corner
sets off the contours of the hood.
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Ooh, and look at this subtle flexing
curve in this fence.
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You two want to be alone?
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I love this car.
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It is pretty.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Not if you're thinking about driving
that car.
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I'm thinking.
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Then you must be crazy. Carl would kill
us if he knew we were even looking at
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him.
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You'll never know. He's asleep.
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Well, he could wake up any minute and we
can't take any chances. Oh, Harriet,
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you are so cautious. So afraid to take a
risk.
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Bonnie, you gotta live, Harriet. Live.
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I don't mind the living. It's the dying
I'm trying to avoid.
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Harriet, for once in your life, don't be
the sensible older sister.
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You are such a dick in the mud. Hey,
loosen up. Let yourself go.
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Go away.
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Around the block. Just around the block,
please.
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Oh, Harry, I'll never get another chance
to drive a classic car like this.
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I don't know.
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Oh, I'll be really, really careful, I
promise.
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Once around the block.
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Great!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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But I'll make the rules.
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Right turns only, and keep it below 20
miles an hour. Yeah, yeah.
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Use hands.
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Harriet, would you relax?
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Nothing is going to happen.
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We'll just tell Carl it was an accident.
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Carl will go crazy.
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You know, he still hasn't forgiven me
for breaking his Flintstones coffee mug.
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Harriet, we can't tell him.
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Rachel, Carl has to drive this car to
the parade tomorrow. He's bound to
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Not if I fix it first.
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You couldn't even glue Fred and Bonnie
back together.
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That was a cup.
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This is a car.
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I got Ann, Bonnie, and Finn to work. I
can fix this tonight.
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Well, even if you could, which I
doubt...
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I think I should tell Carl. No, no, no,
no. You can't tell Carl.
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Harriet, I can undo the damage if you
just give me a chance.
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Oh, please, don't turn your back on me
now.
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You're all I got.
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Rachel, don't give me that don't turn
your back on me speech again. I've heard
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it.
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on someone holding a blowtorch.
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I'll try to remember that.
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Yes? I just wanted to tell you that I
checked on the baby and he's still
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Thank you.
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Are you aiming to lose that finger?
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this going to take?
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What time does Colonel have to leave for
the parade?
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Why? Is this going to take all night?
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This is a delicate operation. You don't
just slap it back on with crazy glue.
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But I have it ready in time. Now, excuse
me.
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What's going on here?
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Hey, I had nothing to do with this.
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Rachel did it.
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Your mother and I did it.
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Why?
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Edward, it's past one o 'clock. Why
aren't you in bed?
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Mom, I have to be home at 11.
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There's nothing in the rules about
sleeping.
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You know, Eddie, as long as you're up, I
sure could use another pair of hands.
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Okay. Can I use the torch? No.
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I'll go and check and see if Carla's
still sleeping.
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Okay, Aunt Rachel. What do you want me
to do?
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Put these two in the toolbox for me.
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Ah! Harriet!
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I'm very disappointed.
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I thought you were going to cut out the
midnight snacks.
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Well, I wasn't snacking. I thought I
heard the bulb in the refrigerator go
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Sounds like they're doing body and
fender work to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. It's that new music,
heavy metal.
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Very heavy metal.
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Heavier than the old heavy metal.
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What were you doing outside in your
robe?
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Oh, I just went over to tell the
registrants to keep it down, but who
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They may keep this up all night. Come
on, let's go.
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Mom.
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Dad.
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What are you doing?
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Are you just getting in?
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Getting in?
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Edward, do you know it's two hours? past
your curfew?
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Well, Dad, you see, I was just... I was
just... You were just breaking your
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curfew. Mom!
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And after being grounded for a week,
Carl, what are we going to do with him?
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Well... Never mind. I'll handle this.
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Never mind. Consider yourself grounded
for another two weeks. What?
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I don't want to hear a word. Just go to
bed.
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Go to bed.
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Period. Carl, I don't think we should
talk about this while we feel mad at
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Eddie. Now let's just get a good night's
sleep and we'll discuss this in the
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morning when you cool off.
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Mom, will you please sign this?
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What is it?
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It's a confession.
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It says you did everything and I did
nothing.
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I told you I'd get you off the hook
after this thing settles down.
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What if something happens to you before
then?
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I need evidence that'll stand up in
court.
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I want to make sure that I'm early.
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Oh, you've got a loose button. Where?
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There.
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It was hanging by a thread.
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You better get your mother and throw
that back on.
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If your father comes back...
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and I need your help.
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What kind of crisis?
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Aunt Rachel and I smash the police car
and Dad can't know.
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Let me get this straight.
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You and Aunt Rachel trash the car, Dad
doesn't know, and you want us to be a
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part of the cover -up.
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That's a general idea.
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This is beautiful.
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An opportunity like this comes along
once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
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I want a bike. What do you want, Judy?
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Only crisis.
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We've all got to pull together.
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I'll take a dirt bike.
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Well, I'm leaving.
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Nobody touch me.
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Ben, you can't go without breakfast. You
look frail.
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I don't have time for breakfast.
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Why are you trying to stall me? We're
not trying to stall you. If we were
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to stall you, then we'd be trying to
keep you here, which we're not, so just
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You want some coffee? No.
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Talents will serve. Oh, mine too.
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Judy, you had your talents taken out
four years ago.
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Oh, I'm in my feet.
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All right, what is going on around here?
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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off your headlight.
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I want everything to be picture perfect
for the parade.
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Thank you, Rachel.
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That's very thoughtful.
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Yeah, thanks, Rachel.
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See you all downtown.
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told you we could pull it off. We are
sneaky good.
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You know what, Rachel? You're setting a
real bad example for the kids.
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And after all I've done for you, I would
think that you'd at least be able to do
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this tiny little thing for me without
expecting something in return.
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Well, Mom, you were wrong.
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Harriet, we are not going to be
blackmailed. There is no evidence that
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was ever wrong with that guy.
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to the parade now.
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And I suggest that you all get your
stories straight.
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Not that it matters, because when I come
back, I plan to do a lot of yelling.
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Well, it was a nice day for a parade. I
mean, at least it didn't rain.
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I wish it had.
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Maybe they would have called it off.
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He looks so miserable.
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Yeah, when he came by, I could hear him
grinding his teeth over the marching
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band.
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We are in big trouble.
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Not me.
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I've got written proof that none of this
is my fault.
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Look, it's all my fault, okay? And I'm
going to take full responsibility for
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everything. I'll just hold little Richie
when I tell Carl that.
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should have driven the car, and after we
did it, we never should have tried to
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repair it behind your back.
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And we never should have dragged the
kids into it. We were totally wrong, and
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can't tell you how sorry I am.
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Oh, Harriet, I really wanted to yell.
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Carl, I'm sorry, too.
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I was driving the car.
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I just hope you can find it in your
heart to forgive me.
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I'm sorry, too, Dad.
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Me, too.
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Me, too.
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What I can understand... It's why you
all didn't come to me when you were in
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trouble. We thought you'd be upset.
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Well, I would have exploded.
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But then I would have cooled down and we
would have worked it out together.
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But instead, you guys went behind my
back. Now, that's what really hurts.
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Sorry, Carl. It'll never happen again.
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Me too, Carl. I promise.
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I promise.
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I promise.
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I promise.
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Okay.
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You guys are off the hook.
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But, guys, remember, we're a family.
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Your problems are my problems.
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But I can't do anything about them
unless you let me know what they are.
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Okay?
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Right, baby.
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From now on, this family sticks
together.
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Yeah.
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By the way, who fixed the fender?
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Rachel did.
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Think you could do it again?
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Sure, why?
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00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:54,740
Well, after the parade, I accidentally
backed into the Sons of Italy float.
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I'll get the torch.
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