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Yeah,
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Mom, I'm really getting into this
cooking thing.
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Yeah, I had a long day at work. I didn't
have a quiet evening at home.
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Now I'm by myself.
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Why are you crying?
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Mom, Mom, a clove of garlic, that seems
like a lot to put that whole... It comes
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apart. Okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Also, a pinch of salt.
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What is the... Oh, it's an actual pinch.
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How do you get your fingers in there?
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I gotta go.
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All right. Bye.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I'm cooking.
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So, you sure you don't mind covering for
me?
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No. I should be back in about an hour.
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Definitely, yes.
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And you know the register codes? Answer
hazy. Try again later.
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Joe, what was with you today? I went to
the doctor this morning.
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Upset stomach.
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He ran a few tests, and it's not good.
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Oh, my God, Joe. I'm sorry. What did he
say?
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I have an ulcer.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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That's not the bad part.
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I can't have coffee anymore.
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See that guy there?
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It used to be me.
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Lucky bastard.
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Hey, you. Ready for lunch? I'm famished.
Yeah, me too.
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Hey, did I mention that somebody might
be joining us today? I'm not eating
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with your mother.
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It's worse.
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Audrey, see ya. Oh, come on. She is the
most horrible, negative, annoying person
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on the planet.
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True, but she's my friend, and I don't
want to hurt her, so I have these guilt
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lunches every few months.
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Don't get guilt.
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I think it's stupid.
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Well, it may be stupid, but it gives my
life meaning.
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And the good news is...
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And the good news is that she's bringing
her friend Jessica along. Remember I
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told you about her? She's the travel
writer for Rolling Stone. She's been
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everywhere. She's done everything. And
whenever she's in town, she throws the
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coolest parties.
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She's that terrific, huh? I've never met
her, but today's the day.
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I want you to come.
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Hi, Ellen.
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Hi, Audrey.
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Hi.
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Ellen, Paige, this is my friend Jessica.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
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The coffee bar doesn't seem to be doing
much business.
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Well, it ebbs and flows, you know.
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What a great bookstore.
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Thanks, Jessica. Let me show you around.
Okay.
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Paige, what happened to your hair?
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Ellen!
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I envy you. To be surrounded by the
aroma of roasting coffee day in, day
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I can't have coffee anymore.
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I had to give up coffee once. I thought
the caffeine headaches would kill me.
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When did you quit?
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197 minutes ago.
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The first few days are like a honeymoon,
but the next four months are brutal.
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Brutal!
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You know what? I always thought that
maybe I'd go in for travel writing
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You know, if I ever went anywhere and
was a good writer.
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So what's like your single greatest
travel experience?
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Well, I guess the coolest thing ever
would have to be the sunrise balloon
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in Kenya.
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Wow. I once took a sunrise super shuttle
to the airport.
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Headed up to Fresno for the weekend.
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Whoa. You'd think it would stop.
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The pounding and pounding and pounding.
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People say it's like a jackhammer.
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Ha! After two months of this, you would
pray for a jackhammer.
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Please go away.
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Hey, Audrey, we should get going.
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Alan, have you put on a little weight?
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You know,
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this living apart arrangement seems to
really be working out well.
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Sure, I had to let them in to deliver
this.
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Darn it, I ordered a medium V -neck
sweater.
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When they settled my uncle Phil's
estate, we each got to pick one item.
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Chose the biggest thing there.
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And you brought it in to show me.
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Hey. Hey.
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It's mine.
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How do you like it?
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Adam, I thought that we'd been through
this. On game shows, we always take the
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cash.
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Hey, wasn't lunch today terrific?
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I thought you were having lunch with
Audrey. Yeah, she brought this friend,
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Jessica. She's a travel writer for
Rolling Stone.
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She's actually been to the top of the
Matterhorn.
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At Disneyland?
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Who hasn't?
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You should call her and see if she wants
to go to the movie with us tonight. I'd
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love to, but I can't. She's Audrey's
friend. I won't go behind her back. It'd
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like cheating on her.
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Audrey gets hurt very easily, and I
can't live with the guilt.
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So I'll call her.
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No, you have even less right than I do.
You're two friends removed.
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No.
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If we want to become friends with
Jessica, we just have to let it happen
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naturally. Okay, then. Let's pick a
movie that Jessica would be at.
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All right, I'll get the paper.
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Oh, furniture huge.
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Gravitational force too strong.
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Must break free.
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Must warn others.
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Hello? Hi, Ellen, it's Audrey.
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Audrey, hi.
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Do you want to come over to my place for
dinner on Tuesday?
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Oh, let me check my book.
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Oh, darn, I'm pretty busy. This would be
what, just you and me?
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And Jessica.
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Let me check again.
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Oh, wait. You said Tuesday?
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Tuesday's fine.
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Here I was, and this is actually kind of
funny, thinking you said today, only in
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kind of a goofy voice and adding a zoos
sound, which I was thinking was a speech
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impediment, so that's why I wasn't about
to make fun of that. That would be
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wrong. So no, Tuesday's good.
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I'll put it in my book.
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All right, so I'll see you there,
Audrey.
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The party's inside. Actually, I've got
to run.
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Out to the party, get something, then
right back inside?
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No, my editor just paged me. I have to
fill in for a friend on an assignment.
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I'm on my way to San Francisco.
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Then right back here?
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I'm sorry. We'll definitely do this
another time.
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because I thought you'd forget the
apartment number.
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Weren't you a little blotto last time
you were here?
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No. Hey, listen, Jessica just told me
what happened, so if you want to do this
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another night... Oh, don't be crazy.
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Anyway, you should be relieved about
Jessica. She'd have driven us nuts
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about her stupid party.
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She's having a stupid party?
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Please, she's been planning it for
weeks.
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Two chefs from the Culinary Institute,
six courses, three wines, blah, blah,
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blah.
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Why the big fuss?
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Food is food, am I right?
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Yeah, that's what I always say about
food.
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It's food.
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Oh, and then celebrity guests start to
arrive.
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That's just how I want to spend my
Saturday night.
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Listening to Quentin Tarantino drone on.
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Me, me, me, Khan.
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Me, me, me, John Travolta. Me, me, me,
most talented filmmaker of the decade.
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Excuse me, do I look like I'm
interested?
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Better come in, the noodle casserole's
starting to burn.
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It was horrible. Four hours of noodle
casserole and Yahtzee.
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I never even got to talk to Jessica.
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So how's the coffee this morning?
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It's okay. Oh, and you wouldn't believe
the party that Jessica's throwing
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Saturday night.
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Incredible food, live music, Quentin
Tarantuti.
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I've lived in Los Angeles 12 years. I've
never been to a party like that.
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If I were to kiss you now, would... I
taste coffee.
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Probably. And the thing is, you know, I
can't just call up and invite myself
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because I still haven't spent enough
time with her. There are firmly
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rules. You start to violate these rules,
society breaks down. You have anarchy,
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chaos, tribal warfare.
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You're not even listening to me.
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I'm sorry, Ellen. I can't focus. I
haven't had a sip of coffee in four
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Last night, I was hallucinating. My
espresso mugs broke into a rendition of
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Our Guest.
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party. Sweet, sweet coffee breath.
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What's wrong with me?
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I'm a grown woman. There's only one way
to go about this.
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Hello? Audrey, hi.
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Ellen? Yes, of course it's me. Crazy?
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Three times in one week. Boy, it's feast
or famine with you.
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Well, die on a bib and ring that chow
bell.
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Because, I mean, I just had so much fun
with you last night, I thought maybe we
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could get together this weekend.
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I guess that would be okay.
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When are you free?
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Well, weekend's wide open. I'm giving
you first crack.
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How about Sunday?
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Oh, Sunday's no good.
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I thought you said you were free all
weekend.
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Well, yes, but I tend to think of the
weekend as Friday and Saturday. Sunday
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our family was the Sabbath, a time for
quiet reflection. My daddy was a very
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religious man. I'm sure you can respect
that.
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Well, what about Friday?
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Oh, now, see, Friday I think of as part
of my work week. I think it was my mama
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who instilled in us a strong Puritan
work ethic.
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What about Saturday?
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Hmm, Saturday I have plans.
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Well, I could, you know, tag along.
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Doesn't matter to me what you have to do
so long as I get to see you. I mean,
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I've just had so much fun with you that
I thought that we should, you know, get
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together because I just really have to
see you Saturday night from 7 .30 on.
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Actually, it's just this party at
Jessica's. Would you mind dropping by?
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Jessica.
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Oh, your friend. Right, yeah. Well, you
know, hey, if you feel like you need to
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put in an appearance, what am I saying?
If it means I get to spend time with
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you, let's do it!
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Hey, Adam.
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I just talked to my cousin, Kip. You
know what he got for my uncle's estate?
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The Lincoln Green letters.
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Get out of here.
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You're kidding.
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What are they?
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My great -great -great -uncle
corresponded with Abraham Lincoln right
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the assassination.
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The family thought the letters had been
lost over the years, and now Kip finds
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them in my uncle's hope chest.
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Yeah, but does he have seven little
drawers for his underwear and cufflinks?
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I think not.
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Okay, I did a book report on Lincoln in
junior high. Those letters should be
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mine. I'm calling him back.
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You don't live here anymore!
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Amazing. I envy how you never seem to
care how you look.
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Well, look, smell, I'm just that kind of
girl.
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Besides, people will wear anything to a
party.
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Oh, that.
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I called Jessica and told her I couldn't
make it.
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Well, why would you do that?
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Well, you seem so anxious to get
together with me.
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I wasn't about to drag you off to one of
Jessica's parties with all the food and
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the music and the beautiful people.
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I made a dinner reservation.
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Adieu.
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Très bien.
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I hope you like cowpokes. It's only two
blocks away. We can walk.
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Tonight's their $5 .95 unlimited steak
and salad bar. You can eat yourself
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I'm already there.
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When did you start this vegetarian kit?
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Thirteen years ago.
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You won't try a bite of flank steak? No
one has to know.
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No, that's a tail cast.
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It's not gristly, look.
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Just pure muscle.
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I know you vegetarians get worked up
about the gristle.
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It's actually the whole idea of the meat
that gets to it.
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Oh, would you have been miserable at
Jessica's party?
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One tray of exotic food after another.
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And pretension?
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We know you studied cooking in Paris.
You can stop showing off now.
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It doesn't sound, you know, terrible.
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You won't believe the invitation.
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Raised script, perfume tissue paper, a
watercolor map to her house. It just
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doesn't stop.
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You and I are different. We have simple
tastes.
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Mmm. What do you call this lettuce?
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Iceberg.
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Delicious.
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Well, time for round two.
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Excuse me.
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455 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
-4858 -4858 -4858 -4858
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-4858
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-4858 -4858 I'm just going to go,
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okay? All right, but call me 555 -5854.
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Can you believe Kip's going to trade me
the letters for this thing?
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Adam, it's your armoire. You could help
a little.
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I have a bad back.
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4858 -4858 -4858 -4858.
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It's as if she's trying to tell us
something.
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4 -8 -5 -8, 4 -8 -5 -8, 4 -8 -5 -8. If
only we could crack her mysterious cone.
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It's ringing.
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4 -8 -5 -8, 4 -8 -5 -8. What am I doing?
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Jessica, hi.
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It's Ellen, Audrey's friend.
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What? You're having a party?
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Really? Me? Nothing? I'm just sitting
around, relaxing.
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Paige? Sure, I'll invite her. Are you
sure we're not imposing?
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Okay. All right. Let me just write down
your address.
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Okay, what is it?
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5458 Keough Drive.
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Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye.
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5458, 5458, 5458, 5458, 5458, 5458.
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There's no question that Renoir's rules
of the game revolutionized the French
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cinema and paved the way for Godard,
Truffaut, Brunet, and, in fact, the
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new wave.
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Did you see Home Alone? I thought that
was so funny.
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That was Carly Culkin. He's a little
whippersnapper.
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I know. It's great. I actually had a
five -minute conversation with Nicholas
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Cage.
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Hey, you guys.
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Have you tried these?
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They're really good, don't you think?
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Flavor.
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Don't tell me.
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Cilantro, right?
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Excellent. You have good taste buds.
It's fairly subtle.
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I was going to say cilantro.
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I was like, cilantro!
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I almost said it. I yelled it out.
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Because my taste buds, too, were right
on it just as well. And I just didn't
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have my hand on the buzzer, I guess.
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It's a bean and herb puree called
bouleville deca. I learned how to make
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I lived in Cairo.
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Hey, Quentin.
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Quentin, Karen Tootie.
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It's really great of you to invite us at
such short notice. I am thrilled you
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both dropped by.
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We should have lunch sometime.
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We could get together. How about
Tuesday? We could meet at the bookstore.
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I'm in. Sounds great.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I suppose I
should mingle. Okay. All right, see you.
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Oh, she's... Yeah, she's great.
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See, and the thing is, now we've become
friends with her independent of Audrey,
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and the best part is I am guilt -free.
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You still don't get guilt.
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Feeling better, Ellen?
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Now I get it.
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So, Audrey, excited about heading up to
the mountains this weekend?
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Yeah, me too. Another 48 hours for me to
say I'm sorry.
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Have I told you I'm sorry?
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Because I am.
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Sorry.
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Sure, bring Scrabble along.
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I've already got my first word.
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Sorry.
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Okay, I'll pick you up in about ten
minutes.
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Okay. Bye -bye.
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Join me in a cappuccino, boss?
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No, thanks. I thought you were off
coffee.
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Hmm? Oh.
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00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,570
They were wrong about the ulcer. Turns
out I have a pancreatic cyst.
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My God, Joe, is it serious?
332
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Do I look like a doctor?
333
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All I know is it's completely unaffected
by coffee consumption.
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Cheers.
335
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Well, I got the famed Lincoln Green
letters.
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They're worthless.
337
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They're all letters from my great -great
-great -uncle. There's not a single
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response from Lincoln.
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Dear Mr.
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President, dreadful news from Bull Run.
341
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Trust you found time to address the
matter of my neighbor's wandering pig.
342
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263 letters about some feud with his
neighbor.
343
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Dear Abe, four score and seven letters
ago, I first alerted you to the problem
344
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of my neighbor's incontinent pig. It's
going to get worse.
345
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Dear bearded freak, I know where you
live.
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Adam, I'm really sorry to hear about
that, but I've got to get going. I'm
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heading to the mountains for the
weekend.
348
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I'll see you on Monday. Bye -bye.
349
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You know, I can't believe Kip, my own
flesh and blood, conning me like this.
350
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I've got to unload these.
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I've got to find somebody stupider than
me.
352
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Grandma.
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Hey, you guys.
354
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Where's Ellen?
355
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You just missed her.
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It's too bad. This great thing came up
for the weekend and I wanted to bring
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Ellen along.
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I think she had plans anyway, yeah.
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I thought when you said we're going to
the mountains that you would rent a
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cabin.
361
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, I hate cabins.
362
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Fireplaces, that smell of burning wood.
363
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A tent is much cozier.
364
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True.
365
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It's a little bit cold.
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Would you rub my feet again?
367
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Oh, Audrey, I don't know. They've been
hurting ever since I ran home crying
368
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Jessica's party.
369
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:55,040
So what's Paige up to this weekend? How
come she didn't come?
370
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I don't know. I guess she's busy.
371
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Thank you so much for inviting me at the
last minute. Oh, my pleasure.
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How's the pate? Not too dry?
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Lovely.
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Oh, three o 'clock.
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A lioness stalking a herd of gazelles,
see, by the wildebeest migration.
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Breathtaking. More champagne?
377
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:18,570
Of course.
378
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:30,370
So what's Paige up to this weekend? How
come she didn't come?
379
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:36,530
So what's Paige up to this weekend? How
come she didn't come?
380
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:37,770
I don't know.
381
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Can you see her?
382
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All right, all right, all right.
383
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So
384
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what's Paige
385
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up to this weekend? How come she didn't
come?
386
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,560
I don't know. I guess she's busy.
387
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Don't look at me.
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I'll look at her and she's just in
there.
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