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But it's just so unfair.
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Honey, I know how you feel, but that's
life. These things happen sometimes.
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I'm sure this wasn't easy for you to do,
Miss Claremont. It was very nice of you
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to take the time to come and tell us
personally.
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Yeah, thanks for coming over personally
to break Kimberly's heart.
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Oh, I'm really sorry.
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I want to take Kimberly, but the budget
only allows for three girls.
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Miss Claremont, I have a thought.
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We were planning to be in Paris with
Kimberly anyway.
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As long as she's there, why couldn't she
model for you at no cost to you?
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What do you say, Miss Claremont?
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I think that's a wonderful idea.
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Well, I don't.
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I'm not going to Paris.
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Say what?
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I got this job on my own, and I want to
succeed on my own. I don't want you
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buying my way, Daddy.
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I'm not going to Paris, no matter how
miserable it makes me.
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She's not only miserable, she's
delirious.
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Honey, why don't you think about it?
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I don't have to think about it, Daddy.
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If I let you pay my way, I'll never be
my own person.
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I'll always be Philip Drummond's
daughter.
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Look, Miss Claremont, I've still got my
job at the store, and I can model on
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Fridays, can't I?
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You certainly can.
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And next year when we go to Europe, I'll
make sure that you go with us.
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You've got a terrific daughter here, Mr.
Drummond.
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Well, the fruit doesn't fall far from
the tree.
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I guess that makes you a lemon, Willis.
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Bye, boys.
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Bye -bye, Mr. Bell. Thanks for coming.
Bye -bye, Mr. Bell.
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Honey, you made me so proud of you.
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Oh, thanks, Daddy.
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And guys, I guess I've been a little
hard to live with this past week.
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No, no, you haven't.
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Yes, she has.
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I guess I just got carried away.
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And I'm sorry you won't be getting that
trip to Paris.
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No big deal.
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Why don't we all go and have some
dinner? And maybe we can get Adelaide to
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us a French dish that I know you'd all
enjoy.
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What's that, Dad?
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The French fries with the ketchup.
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Followed by... Artburn.
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Just one drum. What might be right for
you?
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May not be right for some. A man is
born.
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He's a better being.
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Then along come two.
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They have nothing but the genes.
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But they got different strokes of
things.
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Different strokes of things. Different
strokes of the world. It really does
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different strokes.
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May not be right for some, a man is
born, he's a man of means.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes, but they got different
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strokes of dicks, different strokes of
dicks, different strokes to move the
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world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got...
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We did it! We did it!
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We won!
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Willis pitched a no -hitter! We won!
Fantastic!
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That's great!
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We'll be in the city playoffs next
Saturday.
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Yeah, the Brewers never made it to the
playoffs before.
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Oh, that's because they've never had a
Willis Jackson pitching for them before.
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Or an Arnold Jackson sitting in a stand.
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Okay, Kimberly.
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Willis moved him down like a submachine
gun.
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Oh,
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Arnold, stay out of it. Come on. Yeah,
let Willis tell it. Okay, Kimberly.
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They couldn't touch his basket.
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And in the ninth inning, the last
basket.
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Okay, so anyway.
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He took out the last eight baskets.
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He also drove in the winning run.
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Willis, you tell a great story.
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Yeah, once I get warmed up.
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Well, congratulations, Willis. Thanks.
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Oh, is this the Jackson residence?
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Yeah, it's also the Drummond residence.
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Well, I'm looking for Willis Jackson.
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I'm his father. Oh, but the Willis
Jackson I'm looking for is black.
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I'm still his father.
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Oh. Oh, I get it.
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I think.
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I'm Ed Stock, but I coach high school
baseball.
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Bill Drummond.
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Come on in. Thanks.
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What can we do for you, Mr. Stockwood?
Well, I was at the game today and I just
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wanted to congratulate your son. He was
terrific.
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Thanks. I never could have done it
without Willis.
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That is my other son, Arnold. Hi. This
is my daughter, Kimberly.
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Hi. How do you do?
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Well, I gotta get going to the library.
I won't be late, Daddy. Okay.
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Nice meeting you, Mr. Stockwood. Same
here. Bye -bye. Bye -bye.
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Kid, that was one great game you threw
today. That's some arm you got. Thanks.
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I don't know. I played Major League
Baseball myself.
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You played Major League Ball?
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Oh, sure.
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Ed Stockwood, the guy that stole home in
the World Series.
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That's right, but that was a long time
ago.
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But old ball players never die. They
just end up coaching high school ball.
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That's why I set the game today.
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Got to keep an eye on the new talent
like Willis here. Yeah, that's him.
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Mr. Talent.
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Willis, you're a natural.
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You're the kind of a player that a coach
just loves to get his hands on.
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And the kind of player the girls love to
get their hands on, too.
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I don't know about that, Arnold.
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Well, maybe a few of them get out of
control.
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You know, Willis, I'd really like to
have you on my team next year when you
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graduate junior high.
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Hey, thanks, coach.
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I really want to play ball for Garfield
High.
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Garfield?
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Oh, didn't I mention it? I coach at
Fillmore High, not Garfield.
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Are you suggesting that Willis go to
Fillmore High?
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Hey, you hear that, Arnold? They want me
to play ball at Fillmore. Hey,
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that's...
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What's so great about Fillmore?
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They were only city champs five times.
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Six? But who's counting?
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Well, we're delighted that you want
Willis to go to your school, but I'm
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surprised.
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I thought all the kids in this area had
to go to Garfield.
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I didn't think we had any choice in the
matter.
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Oh, sure you do. It's done all the time.
Really?
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Don't worry about it, Mr. Drummond. I'll
take care of everything.
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Just leave the whole thing to me.
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See? By the way, where is Fillmore
exactly?
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It's in Queens, near Shea Stadium.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Dad, it's just a hop, skip, and a
jump.
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Yeah, but look, that's 45 minutes on the
subway.
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I mean, that means you've got to get up
earlier, you've got to come home later.
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And then what about meals and homework?
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Can you handle that?
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Yeah, Dad.
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I'll have breakfast between the hop and
the skip, and I'll do my homework just
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before the jump.
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Mr. Drummond, we have the best athletic
program in the country.
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Then you deserve the best athletes.
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Yeah, the best athletes. Or some of our
players go right from high school into
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the majors.
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Yeah, the majors!
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And I make sure that all our players get
good grades.
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I knew there was a catch.
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I can do it, Dad.
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I promise you my school won't suffer.
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Come on, what do you think?
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Well, we'll have to think about it. I'll
get in touch with you very soon, okay?
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Please do that. A kid as loaded with
talent as Willis should have the best
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opportunity to develop it.
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He could have a great career ahead of
him. And we could be a big help.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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We really appreciate your stopping by,
coach. My pleasure. Okay.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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I'm taking some of the players to the
Mets game on Sunday. Going to introduce
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them to some of my buddies on the team.
You want to come?
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What time and where?
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Arnold, he was talking to me.
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Yeah, but I was listening for me.
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If there aren't enough seats, I don't
mind sitting in the dugout.
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Well, I think we can find room for one
more.
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Take very good care of that golden arm,
Willis. That's your ticket to the big
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leagues. I'll be seeing you.
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We'll keep in touch. Oh, sure we will.
Thanks.
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Well, Dad, what do you say?
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Give me some time to think.
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Okay, take as long as you want.
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Take 30 seconds.
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Not long.
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Willis, I'm only concerned about your
schoolwork.
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Oh, it won't suffer, Dad.
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I promised, didn't I?
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Yes, you did.
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Okay, we'll get in touch with Coach
Stockwood, and we'll tell him we'll do
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All right, Dad.
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Thanks. All right, man. I got to phone
the guys.
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it, champ.
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You don't want to hurt that golden arm.
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Better let my fingers do the dying.
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Who am I calling?
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Easy, Arnold. Just rub it. Don't pull it
out of the socket.
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Just think, Willis. After Fillmore hires
the Major League, I can see it now.
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It's the World Series.
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You're out on the mound striking out
every batter.
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Fifty...
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be yelling, that's Willis Jackson.
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Maybe so.
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But you'll tell him I'm your brother,
won't you? I mean, even after you're a
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superstar and have a candy bar named
after you?
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Of course I will.
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Hey, listen, I gotta get started on my
math homework.
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Oh, you rest up for the game. I'll do
your math homework for you.
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Oh, okay.
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I mean, you know all about factoring
and, um, coefficients and inverse
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The only way you're really going to
learn it is to do it yourself.
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But it really doesn't make any
difference if I do my homework or not.
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Stockwood is taking care of a few grades
for the players on the team.
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Taking care of the grades?
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What do you mean?
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Well, he sees that they get passing
grades.
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Hey, I wonder if he does grammar school.
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Say, Willis, you think it could teach me
to be a great pitcher like you?
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Hey, say no more.
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Thanks.
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Okay, now you stand right here. All
right.
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Now, you're on the mound and I'm the
catcher. Now, bend over to see me give
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the signal.
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I'm going to need eye holes in this cap.
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A simple get out would have been enough.
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I was just practicing.
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Look, Willis, this just came for you.
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Me? I wonder who it's from. I know a way
to find out.
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I hope you don't mind, Willis.
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Would it matter?
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Wow. Oh, man, check out this glove.
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Man, this would be great for catching
fly balls.
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Fly balls?
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With that, you could catch the Goodyear
blimp.
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Hey, look at this tape just there.
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Ooh, who's your secret admirer, Willis?
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It's from Coach Stockwood.
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Hey, listen, it says... We're looking
forward to having you on the team next
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year. Take care of that arm.
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Man, he sure is an all right dude.
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Well, why is he sending you all these
gifts?
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Who cares?
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Never look a gift coach in the mouth.
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Why not? He's getting a fine athlete.
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Mr. Drummond? Yes.
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Certified letter for you. Sign here for
return receipt.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Here. Oh, thank you. Hey,
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it's from the Board of Education.
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Too bad. I was hoping it was a check
from Coach Stockwood.
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We have received notification that
Willis Jackson now resides at 9476
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Drive in Flushing, Queens.
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Due to this change of address, he'll be
required to attend Millard Fillmore High
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School next semester.
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He did it, Arnold! He did it!
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All right!
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Willis, what is all this about?
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Daddy fixed it, just like he said.
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Man, he's really a fast worker.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Saying that we moved when we didn't,
that's lying.
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Yeah, but it's the only way I could play
for Fillmore High.
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Even you wanted me to go there, Dad.
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Stockwood had no right to do this.
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He didn't tell us that in order to
change high schools, you had to fake
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address.
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Well, did you know he was going to do
that, Willis?
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Sure. It's no big deal.
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Well, it certainly is.
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Sending gifts is one thing, but doing
something illegal is absolutely
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unacceptable.
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Whose address is this, anyway?
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The coach's sister.
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They're just supposed to be living
there.
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Dad, it's just the coach's way of taking
care of his players.
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Right. The same way he gets the dons
passing grades.
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What?
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That's great fixing, Willis.
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Willis, I am appalled at this.
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But I'd never do it myself, Dad.
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No, you darn well won't, because you're
not going to go to Fillmore High.
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Say what?
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You're going to go to Garfield, where
you belong, and you're going to return
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of these gifts.
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Yes, it does.
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But, Dad, this is my chance to play with
the best.
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You can't do this to me.
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Well, I just did it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. And I don't want you to have
anything more to do with that Coach
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Stockwood, and that is final.
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We'll see about that.
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I mean it, Willis.
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I know you're disappointed that you
won't be going to Fillmore.
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And I'm sorry.
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But it's for your own good.
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It's for my own good to throw away a
great baseball career.
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Right, Dad.
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You'll be a has -been before you ever
was.
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Dad, you just don't understand.
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On the contrary, Willis. I don't
understand why I didn't catch on sooner.
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I guess we both got carried away.
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00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,210
But Coach...
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00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:43,090
Doc Wood is nothing but a self -serving,
manipulating, exploiting, fast -talking
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con artist.
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00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,530
Dad, nobody's perfect.
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00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,270
Dad, you got him all wrong.
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He's a great guy and a great coach.
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You want me to get based upon my best
shot, don't you?
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00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,970
Well, of course I do, Willis, as long as
it doesn't mean lying.
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And as long as you have something to
back you up like, for instance, an
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education. What's an education got to do
with baseball?
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00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,750
All you have to know how to do is spit
and scratch.
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00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:12,130
A good education is important for
everybody.
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00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,210
And especially if you're going to go
into professional sports.
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00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,470
Look, for every kid that makes it, there
are thousands and thousands that don't.
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00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,010
And even if you do make it, it's
important.
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00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,950
Because it can be over very quickly.
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00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:25,570
In the case of an injury.
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It was my life.
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And I want to go to Fillmore.
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00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,530
What gives you the right to say I can't?
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00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,030
A piece of paper that says I'm your
father.
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00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,950
Yeah, and I'm beginning to think that
was the dumbest piece of paper I ever
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00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:49,130
Willis, I think your curveball has
curved your brain.
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00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,730
He didn't mean that, Dad.
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00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:52,950
Yes, I did.
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00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,230
And I'm calling the coach and asking
could I move into his sister's place for
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real.
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00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,850
That'll make you real happy, Dad.
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00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,530
Now I won't have to lie.
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00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:05,270
We'll discuss this later, Willis, after
you've calmed down.
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00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:14,790
Willis! Leave me alone, Arnold.
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00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,190
Willis, you really don't want to move
out, do you? Yes, I do. I'm calling the
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coach. I can't let you do that.
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00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,370
Arnold, give me the phone.
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00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,170
Why should I?
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00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,190
Because I said so. That's no reason.
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00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,200
Give me the phone or I'm going to hang
you by your feet in the balcony.
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00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,820
Now that's a reason.
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00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,360
You've always wanted your own room. Now
you've got it.
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00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,380
Please don't go, Willis.
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00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,920
I don't want to sleep alone.
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00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
I'll have nightmares.
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00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,900
And what'll happen when I jump down from
my bunk to go to the bathroom?
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00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,820
Who's that I'm going to step on?
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00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,400
The bottom bunk's all yours.
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00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,640
Look, Willis.
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00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:02,840
You don't need Coach Stockwood. If you
got the stuff, you can become a
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00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,840
wherever you go.
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00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,560
It's not the way it works, Arnold.
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00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,400
Coach Stockwood has all the experience
and all the right connections.
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00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:12,120
Have you ever seen any major league
baseball players come out of Garfield
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00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,240
Well, so what if you don't become a
superstar?
399
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,740
Who wants a candy bar named after them
anyway?
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00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,260
Think of all the cavities you'll have on
your conscience.
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00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,140
Arnold.
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00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,400
Willis. Hey, Willis. What do you want?
403
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,940
Oh, Willis, stop acting like such a
twit.
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00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,120
You know Daddy's right. Why don't you
just admit it? Because he's not right.
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00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:36,180
You know what you are, Willis? You are
living proof that not all donkeys have
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00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,180
four legs.
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00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,300
How are you calling me, stubborn?
408
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,520
No, she's calling you a jackass.
409
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,980
Well, Willis, are you cooled off? What
is this, a gang up on Willis party?
410
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,340
No, no, no, no.
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00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:56,950
I just was hoping we could discuss this
a little more calmly, that's all. Yeah,
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00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:58,110
but we got nothing to discuss.
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00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,370
Okay, we can talk about this another
time.
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00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:06,550
But look, you may be mad at us, but
we're not mad at you.
415
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:10,290
Right. Just because you're acting
impossible doesn't mean we don't love
416
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,590
Right, and don't worry.
417
00:22:12,390 --> 00:22:15,750
We'll be at the playoff game tomorrow,
rooting for you to pitch another no
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00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:20,510
-hitter. And if you do, I'll have the
whole team autograph the ball, and I'll
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00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:23,340
show it to you when you're a real old
man sitting... in a rocking chair,
420
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,580
remembering the game while you're
gumming a banana.
421
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,480
Yeah, well, you guys can forget the game
tomorrow.
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00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,180
I don't want any of you there.
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00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,580
What's he talking about, Willis?
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00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:39,800
Willis, what are you saying?
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00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:45,020
If you guys ain't gonna help me make it
big in baseball, I'll do it on my own. I
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00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,020
don't need you guys.
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00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:01,980
I tried, but I just couldn't make them
the way they do at the ballpark.
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00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:03,420
Cold, greasy, and raw.
429
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,120
Now that's what I call a hot dog.
430
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,180
Oh, gee, I sure hope Willis pitched all
right today.
431
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,860
Yeah, I wish we could have been at the
game.
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00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,460
Hey, here he is.
433
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,480
Hi.
434
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,700
How'd the game go?
435
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,720
Great. We won.
436
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,680
You look like you lost.
437
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,360
Did they get a lot of hits off you?
438
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,300
None. You mean you pitched another no
-hitter?
439
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,060
For two innings.
440
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,000
Then they took me out of the game
because I hurt my arm.
441
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,360
What's the matter with it? Where?
442
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:46,700
Well, the doctor said... He said I have,
um...
443
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,800
What is that?
444
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,120
Inflammation of the lateral epicondyle.
445
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,720
Couldn't they have found a doctor that
spoke English?
446
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,920
Arnold, that means pitcher's elbow.
447
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,760
May I see that, please? Sure.
448
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,440
But it's not that serious, Dad.
449
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,020
Ow!
450
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,900
I think we better have our own doctor
have a look at that.
451
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,600
Anyway, it'll be fine by the time I go
to Fillmore next year.
452
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,360
I'm gonna get my arm in top shape. I'm
gonna make it big there.
453
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:18,120
Willis, please, let's not start that
again.
454
00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:22,540
Hello?
455
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,480
Yeah, sure, just a minute.
456
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:25,740
Willis, it's for you.
457
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:34,930
Hello.
458
00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:36,910
Coach, who?
459
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:40,150
Oh, yeah, I guess you're calling about
beating the mess tomorrow. Yeah, right,
460
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,210
right. What time should I be there?
461
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:45,930
Why not?
462
00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:51,190
Well, the elbow is a little tender, but
it's not that bad.
463
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,030
Well, I guess I understand.
464
00:24:58,650 --> 00:24:59,650
Sure, I see.
465
00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:01,770
All right.
466
00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:02,830
Bye.
467
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:07,190
What is it, Willis? What happened? Looks
like I'm not meeting the Mets tomorrow.
468
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,330
They don't want me at Fillmore next year
either.
469
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,970
I don't understand. Coach Stockwood was
so hot for you.
470
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:18,330
It sounds as if Willis' injured elbow
cooled him off.
471
00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:20,270
Right? Right.
472
00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:22,570
He said you can't trust an arm like
mine.
473
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:25,810
You sure were right about him.
474
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,070
Well, I wish I'd been wrong.
475
00:25:28,590 --> 00:25:32,250
Don't worry about it, Dad. You've been
wrong before. You'll be wrong again.
476
00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:38,330
Stockwood didn't even have the guts to
call me and tell me himself.
477
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:39,990
That was his assistant.
478
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:42,630
They said maybe I can come the year
after next.
479
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,750
They don't care about me.
480
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:46,630
All they care about is my pitching.
481
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:50,450
And I wouldn't go to that school no
matter what they offer me or who's
482
00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,570
Good for you.
483
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,620
I was just working because I knew I had
to work. It was miserable.
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Bobby's got his first chest hair. Oreo
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built.
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Willett, you know, anything really worth
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All that extra attention, all the gifts.
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That's enough to throw a guy.
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You just lost your perspective.
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Yeah, I sure did.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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Will you forgive me?
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I think that can be arranged.
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I'm sorry I gave you guys such a hard
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That's all right. Yeah, don't worry
about it, Will. Everything's going to be
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just fine.
573
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Just wait till next year when I'm at
Garfield.
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I'm going to get my arm in such good
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right out the league.
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No, you won't.
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Why not?
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Because I'm going to do it first.
579
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I'm going to go to the school board. I'm
going to tell them all about that guy
580
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and how he operates, and that will be
the end of him.
581
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All right, let's pluck that turkey.
582
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Yeah, but I'm still going to put out
extra every time I go up against
583
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And I'm going to play extra hard against
Fillmore when I go to Garfield, too.
584
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What, are you going to be a great
pitcher like Willis? Nah, I'm going to
585
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great batter. I can get on base every
time.
586
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Arnold, not that good a hitter.
587
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I don't have to be.
588
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Why not?
589
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I've got a strike zone that nobody can
find.
590
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They're just wondering what might be
right for you.
591
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May not be right for many, but meet the
man of it.
592
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Then along come two. They got nothing
but the genes. And they got different
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strokes and things.
594
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Different strokes and things.
595
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Different strokes to move the world.
Different strokes to move the world.
596
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Bacon and eggs in the morning just like
I like it.
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Baby, you shouldn't have.
598
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Baby, I didn't.
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Eddie, hurry.
600
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I'm getting cold.
601
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Your heater's on the way, baby.
602
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Isn't that the young lady from the bar
last night whose car broke down? I
603
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thought you were driving her home.
604
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I didn't say whose home.
605
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Well, that's fine.
606
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breakfast then got you a little
something excuse me
607
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i ain't finished with this
608
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it's
609
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an eclectic funny bump it's just gonna
leave you alone while you're sitting
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inside your home
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