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What might be right for you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a

man of needs.

Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? I'll have theirs and you'll

have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Because it takes different strokes to move the

world. It doesn't take different strokes to move the world.

Willis, will you keep your mind on history?

Okay. What was Diogenes looking for on the streets of Athens?

A place to park?

No, for an honest man.

Well, I'm looking for a friendly woman.

Willis, come on, stop.

Oh, come on, Charlene. I just want a little kiss.

Don't you like it?

Well, sure.

That's why I want you to stop.

Listen, I better go before we get in trouble.

I don't mind getting into a little trouble with you.

Charlene, I like you more than I ever liked any girl.

Well, I feel the same way about you, Willis.

But the trouble with the little trouble is, before you know it, you're in big

trouble. I'm going now.

Wait, wait a minute.

We haven't even finished our homework.

Well, that's not my fault. I got here two hours ago.

Oh, Charlene.

Okay, okay. I promise we'll study and I won't try anything.

Well, in that case, I'm definitely going.

Whoa. No, really.

Really, I have to go.

See you tomorrow night, sugar man.

Oh, wow.

Sugar man.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the coolest brother of them all?

Right again.

notice any change in me lately?

Sure. Since you've been going out with Charlene, you've changed from flaky to

weird.

What's going on with you?

Well, Arnold, what if he is the... Never mind. You wouldn't understand.

I've got to talk to somebody.

Man, I'm so desperate, I'll even talk to you.

Thanks a lot.

Well, Arnold, when a guy gets to be my age, things start to change.

Like what?

Like with girls.

I mean, when you're your age, you want to hit them.

When you're my age, you want to hit on them.

You get the feeling that you want to kiss them.

Especially a girl like Charlene.

I never wanted to kiss Charlene.

Well, Arnold, you're only 10.

You'll feel different about girls by the time you're 15.

You mean I only got five good years left?

Dinner's almost ready.

Okay.

Willis, chop time!

I hear you.

Man, that Charlene sure got him acting goofy.

Hey, gang, let's go.

We're having a barbecue on the balcony.

Hey, that's a great place for it. If we don't like the food, we can always throw

the chef overboard.

One second, though. Maybe we'd better eat in the kitchen.

Dad, can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure.

What are you doing, Willis?

What does it look like?

Or a man can't shave his beard without a blade, right?

Daddy, one hair isn't a beard.

Why shave it? Leave it alone and it'll die of loneliness.

What is it you want to talk to me about, Willis? Well, Dad, it's confidential.

Is this going to be one of those man -to -man talks?

That's right, man -to -man.

You better run along, Kimberly.

Ronald on it, too.

Come on, Arnold. We'll have our own man -to -man conversation.

We can try, but you're not built for it.

What's on your mind, Willis?

Well, Dad, how old does a guy have to be to, you know, really become a man?

Oh, you mean when does a man start shaving regularly?

No, I'm not talking about shaving.

I'm talking about... You know what I mean.

Uh... I'm not sure you mean what I think you mean.

Oh, yeah. That's what I mean.

Well, we better try and crack the code here.

Are you talking about a meaningful relationship with a girl?

No. And you're talking about sex? Right. Ah.

Well, Willis, you're too young for sex.

What? Later when you're older, your time will come.

Well, Dad, what I'm trying to get at is this.

I'm the only one of my friends who hasn't... Who hasn't?

Well, I find that very hard to believe, Willis. Oh, no, honest, Dad, I haven't.

I don't mean that you haven't, Willis. I mean that all the rest of your friends

have. It's true.

You should hear them talk.

Talk's all that is. Just talk.

Hey, when I was your age, we used to sit around and shoot the breeze about the

girls.

And killer would say...

Killer? Yeah, short for lady killer.

Killer was always bragging about the girls.

In fact, he even claimed that a cheerleader made up a cheer about what a

lover he was.

Bedroom eyes, red hot lips.

Killer must have been something else.

He was.

He was a liar.

He'd never had any experience with women.

He was a... You know what I mean. Yeah, virgin.

Well, that's one way of putting it.

In fact, that's the only way of putting it.

Dad, how did you know that killer was really a liar?

Well, because the guy they used to call killer was me.

doing listening in?

I wasn't listening in.

I was just walking by and you opened the door so fast the air vacuum sucked me

in.

You heard everything we said, didn't you? I didn't hear anything. Not a word.

just want to see what time dinner was, killer.

Don't you ever do that again.

Not only is heaves dropping bad for your character, it could be very destructive

to your behind.

Gotcha. Dad, did anyone ever find out that you never... Well, that you didn't

have any experience with women?

Only my wife.

The point is, Willis, making love can be a beautiful experience for two people

that really care about each other.

But it's foolish to do anything that important just because you're feeling

pressure from your friends.

You understand?

I guess so.

Hey, Willis.

Don't worry. It'll all happen naturally sooner or later.

Later, please.

Hey,

Arnold.

Charlene and I have to study.

Go ahead. You won't bother.

Amazing. What did you say to him? Well, I just explained to him that going

downstairs was shorter than a trip to the hospital.

Well, it's just something else.

Really? Do you find me irresistible?

What?

These last few days have been the happiest of my life, my darling.

How come?

Because tomorrow I must face the unknown.

What do you mean?

I'm not sure.

I thought you went upstairs to do your homework.

I did.

But Willis and Charlene kicked me out.

Why? Oh, they want to be alone, Daddy. It's only natural.

Yeah.

Only natural.

I think they need some cookies.

Oh, come on, Charlene. I already gave you a kiss.

Yeah, but you're like potato chips.

I can't stop with just one.

Come on in.

Oh, hi, Charlene.

Oh, hi, Mr. Drummond.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Oh, no, not at all. I just thought maybe you'd like some of these fudge cookies.

Thank you. Wasn't that thoughtful of me? Thanks,

Dad. See you later.

What are you two studying?

Oh, the usual stuff.

Nouns, adjectives, propositions.

Dad,

if you don't mind, we got a lot to do.

Okay. Well, I'll just pop in from time to time and see how you're doing. Okay.

Thanks, Dad.

Okay.

Thanks, Dad.

This isn't going to work.

Between Sonny and my father, we're never going to get anywhere.

Listen, sit down, Charlene. I have to talk to you.

We've known each other for a long time.

And I think you're the greatest.

So if you care about me as much as I care about you, I think you're ready for

more mature relationship.

You mean like making love?

I mean, oh, yeah, I mean that.

Gee, Willis, I like you a lot, a real lot.

And I'm tempted, but I'm scared.

Hey, who wasn't the first time?

Even I was.

You mean you've already... A gentleman doesn't talk about it.

So what do you say, Charlene?

All right.

Say what?

Say yes, Willis.

That's what I thought you said.

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Charlene, when you said all right about you and me, Did you mean all right about

you and me?

Yes, I meant it, Willis. Well, all right, then it's settled.

Willis, but we've got to discuss the where, when, and how.

Just the where and the when. I'll take care of the how.

What about my house?

Isn't your dad a cop?

He's in the vice squad.

Forget it.

I've got an idea.

We're going to the movies tomorrow night. It's perfect.

Perfect? I think the movies is a terrible place.

No, I mean we kids are going to the movies.

Our dad's dropping us off on the way to this health club.

I'll make up some excuse not to go and we'll have the whole place to ourselves.

See, where there's a willis, there's a way.

Tomorrow night at 7 .30.

Okay? Okay.

It's a deal. Shake.

Aren't you going to give me a kiss?

I'm sorry.

With all this talk about sex, I forgot all about kissing.

Dad thought you might like some milk with those cookies.

Thanks, Arnie.

Tomorrow night, 7 .30.

I'll drink to the hat.

Till then.

See you later.

Bye. Good night, Arnie. Night, Charlene.

I'm 30 tomorrow.

Oh.

Arnold, I need your help to get everyone out of the house for me tomorrow night

so me and Charlene can be alone.

We have a very important homework to do.

Homework? Who are you jiving?

You're not talking to a kid.

I wasn't born yesterday.

I just look like I was.

I know why you want to be alone with Charlene.

You do? Yeah.

So you can do some heavy breathing on each other like in that crummy movie.

Let me run my tresses through your fingers.

Yeah, right on.

Yeah, all we're going to do is a little hand -holding and a little kissing.

Will you help me get everyone out the house for me?

Sure. For you and five bucks.

When did you start feeling ill, Willis?

Just a little while ago.

Willis, you look terrible. Horrible. In fact, really repulsive.

You ought to stay home.

Well, sure, if you don't feel well.

Yeah, it would be a good idea if I didn't go.

Yeah, and get right to bed.

That's what I had in mind.

Now, Willis, maybe I should stay home with you.

Oh, no, Dad.

I mean, you should go to that health club. You need it. Right, Arnold?

Yeah, right.

You got to exercise for your... a heart.

Or else one morning you'll wake up and you're dead.

That's it.

Kaput. Finito. Over and out.

Ten -four, good buddy.

Thanks for explaining that, Arnold. I feel much better now.

Well, let's go. We're going.

Yeah, you go ahead, Dad.

I'll be fine, really.

Okay, let's get our coats.

What movie are you going to go and see?

I think it's Dracula Goes to College.

No, no, no, Arnold.

I'm sorry, but tonight it's my choice and we're going to go see Harvest of

Bye, Willis.

Willis, if you need me, call me at the club.

Okay, Dad.

Did you hear that, Willis?

Harvest of Love?

Forget the five bucks, I'm charging you ten.

You smell nice.

Thank you.

You look very handsome.

Yes, I do.

You look very beautiful.

Thank you.

Willis, I have to leave by nine.

Oh, that gives us an hour and a half.

It's not much time.

Would you like something to drink? A diet soda, perhaps?

No, thank you.

How about something to eat?

No, thank you.

What would you like?

I'd like to come in.

All right. I'm sorry. You come in.

Let's sit on the sofa. Okay.

Charlene. Yes?

How do you feel about basketball?

What? The Knicks have got a pretty good team this year. Oh.

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

Willis, are you going to sit way over there?

Oh, no.

I didn't want to scare you. It took like a move.

to learn about these affairs, huh?

That's what they all say.

Is it because I'm nervous and inexperienced that you haven't kissed me

Oh, no, not at all.

This is the part they call warming up.

Sure I'm gonna kiss you.

I'm right -handed.

I kiss better from the other side.

Come on, Willis. What's wrong with me?

Nothing, Charlene.

Why don't we dance?

More warming up?

You got it.

That's nice.

Thank you.

Willis, have you thought about... Well, you know, protecting us?

This isn't a tough neighborhood.

No.

Sometimes girls get into trouble this way.

Oh.

Oh!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, I didn't think of that. I'll go get some.

I know a store up in Harlem.

Harlem? Well, that'd take over an hour.

But I do all my business there. Willis, well, by the time you get back, I won't

be here.

Right. That could pose a problem.

I know I'm nervous.

And in my case, it's understandable.

But why are you acting so funny?

Well, I got to level with you, Charlene.

I'm trying to act like Superfly and coming off like Big Bird.

This is all an act.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm no big experience ladies, man.

And I've never been with a woman.

But you really turned me on.

Thank you.

I guess part of why I tried to do this is because the guy at the school said

the only one who hadn't had sex.

Really? But that's what they told me.

The guys told you that?

Oh, my girlfriend said that about me.

I guess neither of us was really ready for this.

I guess not.

But I'm glad it was you I almost had my first experience with.

Me too.

This was a terrific almost affair.

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I have good pay and I can support my daughter. It's a better future for me. I

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I get to live a life now.

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This is a man who almost learned to walk at a rehab center that almost got

built.

By people who almost gave money.

Almost gave.

How good is almost giving?

About as good as almost work.

And that's what happened, Dad.

Nothing. Let's face it, I'm still a kid.

Son, a real man isn't measured by the conquest he makes.

A mature man respects other people. He's sensitive to their feelings.

He has self -control.

You know, a man has to know how to say no, too.

That makes me feel pretty good, Dad.

You're a lot closer to being a man than you realize.

In fact... What are you staring at?

I think I see a new hair on your chin. Really?

I mean it, Arnold. I'm never going to another movie with you again.

What's the matter? What happened?

They threw us out of the movie. Why?

Because during all the love scenes, Arnold kept gagging.

I should have gagged you.

I can't help it. All that kissing makes me sick.

One day you'll feel different about all that, Arnold.

Hey, how about some hot chocolate? Yeah. All right. Fine.

Hey, listen.

How'd it go?

Real nice.

Where'd he go then?

To take a cold shower.

Arnold, you're talking about growing

up.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you?

Oh, Malcolm, I really...

I really enjoyed dinner tonight.

Well, I'm just happy we finally found a restaurant that we both enjoyed.

Oh, yes, it was wonderful.

Although that wine was a bit panicked, that china was gaudy, and the foie gras.

Did you notice that aftertaste?

So, uh, which part was wonderful?

Being with you, of course. Of course, yeah. Nice save, my dear.

I tried.

Hey, come have a seat right here. Okay.

Here you go. Malcolm, you know I like you a lot.

And I've been thinking that maybe it's time we take that next step.

Really?

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

Would you still respect me in the morning?

Malcolm, I'm talking about meeting my father.

I know. I know. What I meant was, would you still respect me after I meet your

father?

Nice.

Wow. To be honest, though, I would love to meet your dad. He's such a brilliant

investor. It's like everything that man touches turns to gold.

You think he can touch me?

But Daddy's always looking to invest in new businesses.

I just want him to like you.

And then I can stay out with you past 11.

Why do you have a curfew?

You're 23 years old.

I know, but the trust fund doesn't kick in until I'm 25.

So, I'll see you tomorrow night at the country club?

Tomorrow night? Oh, no, Lydia, you can't. Saturday night is the busiest

the bar.

Can't your partner Eddie run the bar? No, no.

I need 50 bucks, man.

There's a dude in my garage that's selling a combination screwdriver,

flashlight, thermometer, and a mini fan.

I need it, man. I need it.

That's why not. Excuse me.

Come on, man. Give me the 50 bucks. I'm in the register.

We get our funds out of our separate businesses.

And you said it yourself.

No borrowing, no problem. That was an entirely different situation.

Yeah. I was the one that wanted to borrow money.

Exactly.

Look, look.

Excuse me. Let me hook you up with an IOU.

Even total strangers know my IOU is better than having money itself.

Here. Well, then why don't you give this IOU to the guy with the thermometer,

screwdriver, gadget thing?

Okay. He knows me.

That's going to leave you alone while you sit inside your home.

get over to that country club. His father's rolling in it, man. He's the

ka -ching.

Yeah, I know that, but I can't just up and leave my bar on a Saturday night.

Look, man, I ain't gonna let you miss this opportunity.

Now, ever since you've been running the bar, what you been dreaming about?

To have one of them toilets that flush themselves when you walk away.

What else?

Well, also, I want to put an old guy in there to hand out towels.

The big dream, Malcolm. The big dream.

Oh, you mean franchising.