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He's a man of means. Then along come
two.
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They got nothing but the genes.
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But they got different strokes to take.
Different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs. You'll have
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yours and I'll have mine.
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Man, these food compositions are really
tough.
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Hey, Arnold, how about Abraham Lincoln
for your favorite American?
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He's famous.
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Nah, everybody knows he's a famous
American. I want to write about a really
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famous American that nobody's ever heard
of.
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Not Ulysses S. Grant.
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He was a cigar smoker and a boozer, but
he was a great dancer.
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Where'd you read that?
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What do you mean, read?
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I was his date for the inaugural ball.
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Arnold, why American men? Why don't you
write about a great American woman?
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Woman? Sure, like Susan B. Anthony or
Amelia Earhart. Who were they?
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I should have guessed. The only American
women you'd recognize are Sarah Lee and
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Betty Crocker.
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with me. The greatest American I know is
living right here in this house.
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Oh, come on, Arnold.
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I'm not that great.
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I'm talking about Dad.
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That's a terrific idea, Arnold. He's
American and he's great.
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Yeah, but don't they want someone
historical?
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that much about Dad.
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Well, go talk to him. I'm sure he'll
tell you everything you want to know.
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Yeah, but I better not say what I'm
doing it for.
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Why not, Arnold? Daddy would be
flattered.
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I better wait and see what kind of grade
I get first.
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He won't be so flattered if his life
gets an F.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Arnold.
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Dad, I've been thinking about you.
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Well, it's nice to be thought of by a
close member of the family.
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about you all the time. Of course, I
think about you even more than I do
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about you if I knew more about you to
think about.
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What do you think about that?
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I think you better run that by me again.
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Well, see, you know all about me, and
I'd just like to know more about you,
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some of the big things that have
happened in your life.
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Big things, huh?
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Yeah. I did win a medal once.
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A medal? Now we're talking. What was the
medal for?
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For having the neatest bunk at Cap
Witchamaclatchy.
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That's it?
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That's the biggie in your life?
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A neat bunk?
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I'll help right up here, Arnold.
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I'll tell you the whole drumming story.
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And my dad's giving me a re... Hey,
Natalie.
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Aren't you listening?
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Oh, sure. Go on, Arnold.
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And my dad's giving me a really great
life. We have a limousine that's so big,
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when you want to phone the chauffeur
from the back seat, it's a long
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call.
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Man, your father really is terrific.
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That's why he's my favorite American.
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Who are you doing your composition on?
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Superman.
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Superman? He can't be a famous American.
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He's a legal alien.
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Well, anyway, I got a nice dad, too.
Only he's not my real dad. He's my
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father. My dad's not my real dad,
either. He's adopted.
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That's almost the same thing.
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No, it's not. A doctor means you get to
stay. With foster parents, you can just
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be passing through.
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That already happened to me a couple of
times.
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How come?
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Well, the first time, the guy was really
mean.
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And the next time, the man and woman got
divorced.
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I'm sure glad you got a good home now.
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So am I. I'd like to stay here forever.
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My foster father's been out of work for
a while.
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If he doesn't get a job, then they'll
probably send me back to another foster
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home.
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Is that how it works? I think so.
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What? I sure hope this one works out.
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Oh, I gotta go. There's my limo.
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That big black limo's yours?
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So's the big white chauffeur.
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Man, I ain't think people roll nose
while they're still alive.
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Hey Arnold, your limo's waiting.
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Limo's aren't so hot. Only riding to
save shoe leather.
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I'll see you tomorrow, Dudley. See you.
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Hi, sir.
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Hi, Dad.
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Any luck finding a job?
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No. But I got a lead on one. I don't
know in a couple of hours. You know, you
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can't keep a good man down.
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You think we'll ever live in a penthouse
and have a limousine?
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Of course.
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As soon as they make me president of
Zimbabwe.
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Anyone want seconds on dessert?
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Except for Arnold, who's up to force.
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Thank you, Adelaide. Thank you,
Adelaide. Congratulations, Adelaide, on
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culinary tour de force.
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Right. And the food wasn't bad either.
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Hey, Kimberly, what's all that fancy
tour de force jazz?
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It's French, ma petite choufleur. Dad!
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Kind of a term of endearment in French.
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Right. Literally, I was calling Willis
my little cauliflower.
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Your little cauliflower, thank you.
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from home. I just came to say goodbye.
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Running away?
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Yeah, I gotta talk to you.
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Are you in some kind of trouble?
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No. My dad still didn't find a job safe.
So I'm getting out before the social
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worker comes and sends me off to another
foster home.
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But your folks love you.
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I'm sure they'll worry about you.
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But I got a plan.
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I'll hide out till my dad gets a job.
Then I'll come back.
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How you gonna know if he gets a job?
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Cause you'll tell me.
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You'll be my secret contact.
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That's just like in Watergate.
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I'll be deep, Arnold.
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Yeah.
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Boy, something sure smells good.
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I'll bet you had roast beef for dinner.
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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I can smell it on your breath.
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Come on in. I'll get you some food.
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But if your dad sees me, he'll call my
dad.
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Then I'll be right back where I started
from.
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Wait a minute.
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Tell you what. You go upstairs and get
in my closet and I'll sneak some food up
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to you. You mean like some roast beef
and any dessert that happened to come
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it? That's right.
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Thanks, Arnold. You're a real friend.
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Arnold!
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Wait here.
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Arnold, what's taking you so long?
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Who was that?
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some bubble bath.
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Oh, well, you should have said very
politely that we're having dinner. So
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please, take your bubbles and blow.
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That's funny, Dad.
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Up the stairs, first room on your left.
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Man, that was close. Would you tell him?
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Never mind. But if he sees you, just
tell him you're the Avon lady.
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feed me or give me your laundry.
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I needed something to stash all the food
in.
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There you go.
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What a spread!
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I got you some roast beef, a bag of
mashed potatoes,
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or I'll just wander around looking for a
park bench or a clean gutter.
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You're not sleeping in any gutter. I'll
hide you here tonight.
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But what are you going to do tomorrow?
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I don't know.
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Boy, what a problem.
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I sure hope you get lucky someday and
get somebody to legally adopt you like I
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did. Then you can stop running.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Arnold, that's a terrific idea.
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What is?
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To get your dad to adopt me.
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What are you talking about, Dudley?
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If an important person like your dad
adopts me, the social workers will leave
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alone. They will?
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Yeah, then when my dad gets a job and
saves some money, I'll move back in with
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him. Wouldn't that be terrific?
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Yeah, but wait a minute, Dudley. What if
I ask my dad and he says no?
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But you wrote in your composition that
he was such a great guy with a big
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Well, yeah, but that's... Oh, I get it.
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That was just a crock, huh?
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No, it wasn't. Yes, it was.
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Because if he's so great, why are you
afraid to ask him? I'm not afraid. Yes,
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you are. No, I'm not.
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And I'll tell you something.
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If I ask him to adopt you, he will.
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Terrific!
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How am I going to ask my dad about
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Welcome home from work, Dad.
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Here's your paper. Here's your slippers.
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Here's another kid to adopt.
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I'm ready to see your dad.
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I wash my hands and face, and I even
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That's not mouthwash. That's Willis'
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Yeah. Since when did he start shaving?
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Since those two hairs grew on his chin.
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Well, you can tell me what everything is
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Yeah, listen, Dudley, I just thought of
a little problem.
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If I ask my dad to adopt you, he'll call
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, not if you tell your dad that my
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He doesn't beat you.
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Yeah, but nobody knows that.
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That's true.
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Only you and...
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My foster father beats me. All right.
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I'll even throw in that he's a boozer,
too.
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Tell him I never know who he's going to
hit first, me or the bottle.
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Hi, Willis. Hey, get your sweater down.
Stay a second. It's to the movies.
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Nah, I think I'll just hang out here.
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Say what?
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You mean you don't want to go to the
movies?
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Man, that's like Chrysler turned down a
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Yeah, but my gray sweater's this way.
Don't do it, Willis. Why not?
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Because that gray sweater looks just
terrible on you.
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You're such a good -looking dude, it'll
spoil your cool living.
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Yeah, little brother.
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You're right. I mean, I've got to be
fair to my public.
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I guess I'll wear the blue one. I mean,
it fits tight and gives me that long,
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slim look.
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What am I supposed to do with this?
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Oh, my nose.
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Oops. Must be my eyes.
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Adelaide must be slipping me some weak
carrots.
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The blue sweater I meant to get you is
hanging on the first hook.
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Go get them hot lips.
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Dad, Arnold doesn't want to go to the
movies.
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Oh, sure. And the Pope doesn't want to
go to Mass.
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You guys go ahead. I'll just hit the
sack.
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What? Right after dinner.
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Sure, that way I'll be rested up for
breakfast.
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That's an interesting sneeze you've got
there.
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It has an echo.
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But adoption isn't the kind of thing you
decide to do on the spur of the moment.
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I'm not trying to pressure you, Dad.
Good.
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What's the answer?
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Dudley already has parents.
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But his foster father's a terrible guy.
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He beats him.
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He beats him? Oh, that's horrible.
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Hey, wait a minute, Arnold.
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If Dudley's father's so bad, how come
every time I pick you up at school,
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Dudley's father's there picking him up?
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I... Yes, he just wants to make sure
Dudley gets home in time. for his
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A man like that should be thrown in
jail.
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Dad, if you adopt Dudley, he won't be
any trouble.
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Instead of a double bunk, we'll have a
triple bunk.
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Sure, I can keep adopting kids till the
bunks hit the ceiling.
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Okay. Of course we can do it. We have
enough room.
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But adopting a child is a very big
commitment.
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I guess so. And when you adopted us, you
probably didn't realize what you were
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committing.
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Of course you did, Arnold. You know,
your mother worked for Daddy for a long
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time. That's right.
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And I was very fond of her. So when she
asked me to take care of you, I promised
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that I would.
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Now, I hadn't exactly planned anything
like that, but then eventually I got to
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know you and I got to love you.
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And that's when I decided to adopt you.
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Boy, it's lucky we're lovable.
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I don't know how he did it, but he got
80 pounds of food into a 40 -pound
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stomach.
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Well, I'll be in what's left of the
kitchen.
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Mr. Drummond, if you adopt me, I won't
always eat this much.
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Don't you worry about that, Dudley.
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Now listen, Arnold has been telling me
about your foster father.
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Child beating is a very serious matter.
It sure is.
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The first thing we're going to do is
we're going to report that foster father
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yours to the police.
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What?
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Oh, please don't call the police, Mr.
Drummond.
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I mean, my father's liable to go over
the wall and beat me up worse.
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Yeah, Dad.
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Don't call the police.
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It'll just upset his father.
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Up until now, when he beat up Dudley, he
was in a good mood.
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Don't you worry.
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He's not going to beat you anymore.
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Boy, appearances are very deceiving. I
met your father. He seemed like a
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pleasant, happy man.
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What? Why shouldn't he be happy? He's
doing what he loves, beating up people.
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Hold it, kids. I'll get that.
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Evening, Drummond.
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Dad! Nice to see you again.
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Ramsey, I am just about to report you to
the police.
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Just for ringing your bell?
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I'd like to ring your bell.
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Dudley here has just told us the whole
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What story?
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Dudley, I've been looking all over for
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Don't you come near him.
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Dudley, what's going on here? You know
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I've even been to the police.
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I guess they didn't know they had Jack
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Ramsey, how did you happen to know that
Dudley was here?
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Well, I know that Arnold's his best
friend, so I took a chance and came
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Come here, son.
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Dudley, why did you run away?
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Now, Dudley, are you sure you told us
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father beat you?
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Beat you?
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Son, I've never laid a hand on you
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Why would you make up a lie like that?
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I love you and more.
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But you don't have a job.
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And if you can't afford me, they'll send
me to another foster home.
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No, son, that's not the way it works.
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and nobody's ever going to take you away
from your mother and me. In fact, as
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soon as I can, I'm going to legally
adopt you.
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Yeah? Really?
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Really. Oh, that's great, Dad.
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Look, I'm sorry about all this, German.
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So am I.
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I'm a salesman.
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Why don't you give me a call sometime
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Thanks. That's a lot better than you
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Terrible. Thanks.
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here and I'll breathe on you.
475
00:29:20,899 --> 00:29:23,920
Boy, Mr. Drummond, Arnold was right when
he wrote in this composition.
476
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,500
You really are a terrific guy, just like
my dad.
477
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,100
Thank you, Dudley.
478
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,500
Let's go home, son.
479
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,420
I'll see you tomorrow, Dudley. Bye -bye.
Bye, Dudley.
480
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,280
Now,
481
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,540
what's this about a composition?
482
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,920
Oh, it's something Arnold had to write
for a school about his favorite
483
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,900
Yeah, and he chose your dad over Betty
Crocker and Sarah Lee.
484
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,300
Really? He's never even tasted my fudge
brownies.
485
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,300
I'm very touched that you chose me. I'd
like to hear your composition.
486
00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,400
Well, I wanted to wait until I got a
good grade on it first, but... Okay.
487
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:08,540
My favorite American is my dad, Philip
Drummond. He's a really smart guy.
488
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:12,100
He went to college, and he doesn't say a
lot of dumb things like most grown
489
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,100
-ups.
490
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,820
That ought to win your teacher over in a
hurry.
491
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,160
My dad's very kind, and he never
punishes us for being bad.
492
00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:20,820
Unless we get caught.
493
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:26,260
He's also very generous, and because of
inflation, I'm sure he's going to give
494
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,140
me and my brother and sister a raise in
allowance.
495
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,420
I'll pretend I didn't hear that part.
496
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:34,140
I heard that. So did I.
497
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:39,240
My dad is the greatest, coolest,
neatest, most thoughtful, understanding
498
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,260
the whole world. My dad is also...
Arnold, how long is this composition?
499
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,660
A couple more pages.
500
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Well, listen.
501
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,560
Why don't we opt it out? All right, that
sounds great.
502
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,900
Let's see. Where was I? Oh, right here,
right here.
503
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:58,000
My dad... No, no, start from the part
that goes, My dad is the greatest,
504
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:03,540
coolest, neatest, most understanding guy
in the whole world. Or something like
505
00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:06,240
that. No, Daddy, you mean exactly like
that.
506
00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:13,280
My dad is the greatest, coolest,
neatest, most thoughtful, understanding
507
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,280
the whole world.
508
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,280
Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.
509
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,280
What might be right for you may not be
right for some.
510
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:36,060
When it's born, he's a man of need.
511
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:37,960
Then along come two.
512
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:40,940
They got nothing but the genes that they
got.
513
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,940
Difference flows from thing.
514
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,140
Difference flows from thing.
515
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:49,040
Difference flows through the world if it
doesn't take.
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