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Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? Don't have theirs. You'll have

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And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world.

I got it, Arnold.

Hey, you guys made it. Yeah, we managed to slip through the Park Avenue toll

gate. How you doing, my man?

Lieutenant Willis, it's a fantastic sheikah you're wearing.

Did you have it made?

No, it came right off the rack.

It looks like it came right off the horse.

Fellas, say hi to Arnold.

Hey, Arnold. Arnold, say goodbye to the fellas.

Okay.

Goodbye.

Hey, Arnold, what's your problem?

You know how it is for a little kid on Saturday.

Nothing to do but watch all that violence on TV.

So don't watch the news.

I was talking about the cartoons.

Then hang out with us, Arnold.

Okay.

Hey! the gang's all here.

Oh, you guys remember my dad, don't you? Oh, yeah.

Hi. Hi, Oscar. Hi, Charles. How you doing? Nice to see you. Mr. Drummond,

is a bad.

Get down. Out of sight pads you got here.

Thank you. I couldn't have put it better myself.

Oh, hi.

You guys remember my sister, Kimberly, too? Yeah. Hi, Kim. Hello.

Well, I gotta go now.

Have fun, everybody.

Okay. Bye, Daddy.

Stay cool and don't wig your gig.

What does that mean?

I don't know, but it sounds hip, doesn't it?

to say hello. It was nice seeing you guys. Kimberly's into ballet.

That's why she's wearing those leg warmers.

Oh, I thought she had lumpy legs. Yeah.

How would you feel about a lumpy head?

Kimberly's got a big ballet recital next week. Why don't you show the guys one

of those fancy steps?

Yeah, do a pas de deux.

But that takes two people.

Then do a pas de one.

Sure, I love the way you dance.

Well, all right. But don't expect Pavlova.

Thank you.

Thank you. You've been a marvelous audience.

How would you like to come to our recital? Sorry. Sorry, ma 'am. Belly

ain't our thing. I heard that.

Hi, fellas.

Lunch is ready whenever you are. I made Willis' favorite, beef bourguignon.

Beef who?

Bourguignon with julienne potatoes, artichokes vinaigrette, and to start,

vichyssoise.

Sorry, ma 'am. I don't dig stuff I got to translate to eat.

Maybe you should have told me what food your friends speak.

Hey, you guys made her feel bad.

I didn't mean to, but don't you guys ever get any soul food of yours?

Sure, if you want it. I bet the black -eyed peas wear false eyelashes.

Yeah.

Willie, look like you're really heavy into this Park Avenue trip. Hey, what's

that supposed to mean?

Yeah, do not Park Avenue.

It's got the fanciest garbage in the...

All this highbrow stuff.

The ballet, the maid.

Food with names you can't even pronounce.

So what?

The food doesn't know you can't pronounce it?

Willis, you ain't the same dude.

Sure I am. Aren't I, Arnold?

Aren't I?

You heard it, Oscar.

That's penthouse talk for ain't I.

Willis, you've changed.

Only his socks and underwear.

Come on, guys. I haven't changed at all. Yes, you have, man.

No jive.

Look at you.

Even the way you walk has changed.

What do you mean?

Well, you used to walk like this.

Now you walk like this.

Come on, man.

You don't walk like that, Willis. You walk more like this.

Thanks, Snowden.

I hate to say it, bro, but it looks to me like you guys are losing your

blackness.

What you talking about, Oscar?

What do you mean, losing our blackness?

Yeah, look at that face.

You call that plaid?

Willis knows what we mean.

You're cut off from your roots, from the old neighborhood.

You never hang out with the brothers anymore.

Yeah, down there all you see is white folks.

Your father's white. Your sister's white.

Even your maid's white.

You forgot our chauffeur. He's white, too.

You know something, Charles? I bet even the cockroaches here are white.

We got a black exterminator.

Willis, what you got is a bad case of white -itis.

Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe you guys all leave before you catch it.

What you got is a bad case of stupidity.

I think you both better split before we stick one of our white cockroaches on

you.

Yeah, beat it, you two.

And in case that ain't hip enough for you, it means get lost, cut out, hit the

cement, kiss off, turkeys.

I say, Oscar, shall we vacate the premises?

By all means, old chap.

Talking. Boy, those guys got some nerve coming up here and insulting us like

that. Yeah, they probably sold our limousine because it's got white wall

I'm friends.

The jokes we got are so good.

Imagine if Sam were losing our black man.

When I get up and look in the mirror every morning, I know I'm not losing

Of course, it has been a long time since we were back to the old neighborhood.

Well, if you're not saying those jive artists are right.

Well, they got me pretty steamed, but maybe they got a point, Arnold.

You know, just to make sure we don't lose touch with our blackness, it

hurt to go back to Harlem, just for a visit.

Well, I guess not.

You know, Arnold, maybe we have been forgetting who we are and where we came

from. Maybe we should even change our way of life.

Whatever you say.

Just don't ask me to give up the bare necessities like the hot tub, the

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Daddy, would you please do something about that?

What in the world is going on up there?

Well, listen, Arnold won't turn down their African music. It's so loud. Every

time I start doing this, it turns out like this.

Speak to them before the neighbors get restless.

I'm trying to be understanding, but it's getting harder and harder.

Wait, Daddy.

Have you been in their room today?

No, why?

You'll see.

Oh, boy.

Now listen, fellas, I think...

What

is going on in here?

Hey! What made you do that to him, Dad?

I couldn't resist the call of the primal...

When did you get these outfits?

Today. They help us get into the African groove.

Right.

Pull it.

Pull it!

Don't stop us now, Dad. We can start to cook.

You better turn off your stove before you get your butts burned.

Now listen. You're going to have to be an awful lot quieter.

Think of the neighbors.

Kimberly can't even hear her own music.

Are you saying her music is more important than ours?

No, but yours isn't any more important than hers.

Now, you want her to be at her very best when we go to see her ballet recital,

don't you?

Sure, but we're not going to her recital.

You're not going? Why?

Because ballet is white.

White? Ballet's universal.

Don't you realize how hurt your sister's going to be if you don't go to her

recital? We're not trying to hurt Kimberly.

Well, then you've got to learn to compromise.

I think he's right, Willis. One of us could go to the recital and I could stay

home.

Neither of us is going, Dad.

Now, look, you two. I've had enough of this black -white business.

You're overdoing it and I want you to knock it off.

You're disrupting this whole family.

What is the matter with you, Willis?

Incidentally, Dad, my name's not Willis anymore.

My name is Asani.

Asani? Yeah, because, see, Willis is a white name.

So I picked out a name that goes back to my ancestors.

My name is Abubaca.

But if that's too tough for you, you can just call me Kunta Arnold.

See, we don't want to live by white rules anymore.

Oh, really?

Well, let me tell you something. We don't have any rules in this family that

black or white. We just have rules.

And I'm your father and you'll do what I tell you to do, Willis.

And that goes for you too, Kunta.

You know something, Dad? I don't think you're into the African scene.

Look, I'm not against it.

But you're overdoing it.

And another thing.

This is your home, not Harlem. I want you to spend more time in your own home.

Well, I think we should spend more time in Harlem.

Starting right now.

Willis?

If you're going to reject everything that's white, then that includes your

sister and me.

You coming, Abubakar?

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So anyway, Dr. Chadway, I just don't know what to do about my son's behavior.

I mean, they're defiant.

And they seem to have this obsession that they're losing touch with their

heritage.

So I thought that a black psychologist might be more sensitive to the problem.

Well, that makes sense.

Please go on.

Well, I just don't know what's got into my sons.

I thought I was a pretty good father.

Tell me, Mr. Drummond, do you have any black friends or business associates who

come to your house?

Actually, no.

What about black literature or art? Do you have any in your home?

Uh, I guess we don't.

Do you ever take the boys to see black theater?

No, but they never miss a Richard Pryor movie.

Sorry.

Well, there seems to be some basis for their feeling of alienation.

Yes, I'm beginning to see what you mean. You just made a point now that I hadn't

thought of.

Well, could we make an appointment so I can bring the boys in?

Well, from what you told me, it seems that they might be more receptive in

own home.

Let's make an appointment at your place.

Fine. I can make it tonight, if you like.

This won't ruin your reputation, will it?

What do you mean?

A doctor making house calls.

Now, listen, everybody. We're not saying that it's anybody's fault.

The boys have their thing.

Kimberly has her thing. So let's all cooperate with Dr. Chadway.

Okay, Willis?

Okay.

Well, why don't we all start by stating how we feel?

Go ahead, fellas.

Well, me and our brother, we've been out of touch with our roots. And Dad

doesn't want us to express our blackness.

Oh, no, that's not true, Willis.

I only objected when you overdid it and showed a lack of respect for the rest of

the family.

Well, did you make your objections clear, Mr. Drummond?

I think so.

I told him to knock it off or else.

You can't get much clearer than that. Not without swearing.

I think you guys have become a little fanatical.

Kimberly, that's a crock of watch -o -poozy.

What is that?

African bologna.

Come on, come on.

Let's just cool it, kids, okay? Look, I have an idea that just might help.

Why don't we try a game called psychodrama?

Psycho? Are you saying we're a bunch of nutburgers?

Please let Dr. Chadway speak.

Now, in psychodrama, you put yourself in the other guy's shoes.

Anyone who tries to put themselves in my shoes is going to have ten unhappy

toes.

It's like being in a play.

You pretend you're the other person, and you act the way you think that other

person would.

It's what we call role reversal.

Yeah, let's try it. Sure, why not?

Okay. All right, fine.

Now.

Kimberly, you'll be Arnold, and Arnold, you'll be Kimberly.

Mr. Drummond, you'll be Willis, and Willis, you'll play your dad. I told you

name isn't Willis. I know, Hazani.

But just for the sake of the game, you'll be Willis. I mean, you'll be me.

Okay? Okay.

And I'll put a boobaca on the back burner.

Now, let's say it's a typical afternoon, and Arnold and Willis are coming in

through the front door from school.

Oh, no, no, no, no, Gus. No, you're Mr. Drummond and Kimberly, remember?

Oh, right.

Okay, go ahead, Willis, Arnold.

Should we act as weird as they've been acting lately?

Hey, if that's your impression, don't hold back.

Right on, Mama.

Right.

So, Bruce, on with the show. Yes.

Thought y 'all might like something to drink.

What it is, everybody.

Hey, no job. Give me five.

They're making fun of us.

Hey, we're not making fun of you, Dad.

We're just expressing our blackness.

Right, Arnold?

You know it, Blood.

As they say in Harlem, if you don't like it, you can kiss my chitlins.

I think this group has already had something to drink.

Please continue, everybody.

Now, what have Mr. Drummond and Kimberly got to say to Arnold and Willis?

Well, um... Just act the way your father would.

Oh, it's easy to be dad. Just tell bad jokes and laugh at them.

Arnold, you're supposed to be Kimberly. Oh, sorry. I mean, oh, sorry.

All right, fine. Now, let's see if we can get to the point where this

controversy started.

Willis? Yes, ma 'am.

Well, Arnold and me was up in our room playing some soul and getting down.

You see that, Arnold?

They got no rhythm.

Stay in your roles, guys.

All right, now, how would Mr. Drummond and Kimberly react to this?

What's that infernal noise up in the boys' room?

I'll speak to those rotten kids.

Thank you, Daddy dear.

Because with all that noise, I can't do my pootie -doo.

I'll take care of it, my adorable, perfect daughter.

Arnold. If you guys don't cut off that racket, I'd be forced to tan your

Sorry, Dad.

God beat you to it.

How do you expect Kimberly to practice her ballet with those drums blasting

away? I don't ever want to hear no more drums in this house again.

What you talking about, Kimberly?

Who cares about Kimberly's ballet?

How white can you get?

I hate ballet.

Wait a minute, Dad.

I never said that exactly.

Yes, you did, Willis.

Don't say that, Dad. You just don't like me and Willis anymore.

What? Yeah.

Tell the truth.

You're probably disappointed you ever adopted two black kids.

Dad, are you saying that because that's the way you really feel yourself?

I'm not, Dad.

You are.

I'm not Dad anymore. I'm me.

No, no, no. Wait a minute.

If you're you, which me am I?

Any way you look at it, Dad, you're white, we're black, and we just don't

the same.

Yeah, maybe me and Arnold would be better off if we had black parents.

Why are you saying these things, Dad?

Isn't that the truth, Willis?

No. You know I don't care what color you are.

That's right.

As far as we're concerned, you're colorless.

And, you know, you're really hurting me.

You know I love you.

Me, too.

And we love you, too, Kimberly.

Can we go to her ballet recital, Willis?

Yeah, we wouldn't miss it.

Hey, guy.

I know that it's important for you to hang on to your heritage.

And I know that I should have been more tuned in to your needs, and I will be.

But I don't want anything ever to come between us.

Neither do I.

I didn't realize how I was behaving until I saw you acting like me today.

He did a great job of being Willis. He sounded real rotten.

Well, I think we've made a great start, everybody.

A few more sessions should do it.

Just shows you what a lot of love and a good psychologist can do.

We really appreciate your help, Dr. Chadway. It was my pleasure.

And I hope you realize, fellas, that blackness isn't a matter of what you eat

the way you walk and talk.

It's a matter of dignity and pride.

It's the way you think, feel, and conduct your life.

Is it safe to come in now?

Sure, come on in, Adelaide.

Gee, there for a minute I thought I'd stumbled into the Twilight Zone.

Well, we were just working on a little problem with what they call role

reversal. Oh, I've heard about that.

Was anyone playing me?

I was going to, but I would have looked silly in your girdle.

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