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Different strokes to take. Different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? Don't have theirs. You'll have
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yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. Different
strokes to move the world.
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I got it, Arnold.
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Hey, you guys made it. Yeah, we managed
to slip through the Park Avenue toll
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gate. How you doing, my man?
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Lieutenant Willis, it's a fantastic
sheikah you're wearing.
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Did you have it made?
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No, it came right off the rack.
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It looks like it came right off the
horse.
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Fellas, say hi to Arnold.
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Hey, Arnold. Arnold, say goodbye to the
fellas.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Hey, Arnold, what's your problem?
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You know how it is for a little kid on
Saturday.
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Nothing to do but watch all that
violence on TV.
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So don't watch the news.
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I was talking about the cartoons.
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Then hang out with us, Arnold.
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Okay.
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Hey! the gang's all here.
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Oh, you guys remember my dad, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
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Hi. Hi, Oscar. Hi, Charles. How you
doing? Nice to see you. Mr. Drummond,
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is a bad.
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Get down. Out of sight pads you got
here.
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Thank you. I couldn't have put it better
myself.
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Oh, hi.
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You guys remember my sister, Kimberly,
too? Yeah. Hi, Kim. Hello.
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Well, I gotta go now.
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Have fun, everybody.
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Okay. Bye, Daddy.
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Stay cool and don't wig your gig.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know, but it sounds hip, doesn't
it?
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to say hello. It was nice seeing you
guys. Kimberly's into ballet.
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That's why she's wearing those leg
warmers.
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Oh, I thought she had lumpy legs. Yeah.
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How would you feel about a lumpy head?
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Kimberly's got a big ballet recital next
week. Why don't you show the guys one
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of those fancy steps?
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Yeah, do a pas de deux.
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But that takes two people.
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Then do a pas de one.
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Sure, I love the way you dance.
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Well, all right. But don't expect
Pavlova.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. You've been a marvelous
audience.
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How would you like to come to our
recital? Sorry. Sorry, ma 'am. Belly
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ain't our thing. I heard that.
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Hi, fellas.
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Lunch is ready whenever you are. I made
Willis' favorite, beef bourguignon.
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Beef who?
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Bourguignon with julienne potatoes,
artichokes vinaigrette, and to start,
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vichyssoise.
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Sorry, ma 'am. I don't dig stuff I got
to translate to eat.
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Maybe you should have told me what food
your friends speak.
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Hey, you guys made her feel bad.
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I didn't mean to, but don't you guys
ever get any soul food of yours?
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Sure, if you want it. I bet the black
-eyed peas wear false eyelashes.
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Yeah.
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Willie, look like you're really heavy
into this Park Avenue trip. Hey, what's
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that supposed to mean?
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Yeah, do not Park Avenue.
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It's got the fanciest garbage in the...
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All this highbrow stuff.
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The ballet, the maid.
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Food with names you can't even
pronounce.
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So what?
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The food doesn't know you can't
pronounce it?
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Willis, you ain't the same dude.
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Sure I am. Aren't I, Arnold?
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Aren't I?
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You heard it, Oscar.
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That's penthouse talk for ain't I.
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Willis, you've changed.
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Only his socks and underwear.
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Come on, guys. I haven't changed at all.
Yes, you have, man.
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No jive.
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Look at you.
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Even the way you walk has changed.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you used to walk like this.
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Now you walk like this.
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Come on, man.
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You don't walk like that, Willis. You
walk more like this.
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Thanks, Snowden.
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I hate to say it, bro, but it looks to
me like you guys are losing your
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blackness.
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What you talking about, Oscar?
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What do you mean, losing our blackness?
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Yeah, look at that face.
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You call that plaid?
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Willis knows what we mean.
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You're cut off from your roots, from the
old neighborhood.
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You never hang out with the brothers
anymore.
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Yeah, down there all you see is white
folks.
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Your father's white. Your sister's
white.
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Even your maid's white.
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You forgot our chauffeur. He's white,
too.
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You know something, Charles? I bet even
the cockroaches here are white.
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We got a black exterminator.
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Willis, what you got is a bad case of
white -itis.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, maybe you guys all leave before
you catch it.
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What you got is a bad case of stupidity.
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I think you both better split before we
stick one of our white cockroaches on
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you.
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Yeah, beat it, you two.
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And in case that ain't hip enough for
you, it means get lost, cut out, hit the
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cement, kiss off, turkeys.
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I say, Oscar, shall we vacate the
premises?
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By all means, old chap.
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Talking. Boy, those guys got some nerve
coming up here and insulting us like
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that. Yeah, they probably sold our
limousine because it's got white wall
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I'm friends.
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The jokes we got are so good.
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Imagine if Sam were losing our black
man.
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When I get up and look in the mirror
every morning, I know I'm not losing
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Of course, it has been a long time since
we were back to the old neighborhood.
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Well, if you're not saying those jive
artists are right.
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Well, they got me pretty steamed, but
maybe they got a point, Arnold.
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You know, just to make sure we don't
lose touch with our blackness, it
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hurt to go back to Harlem, just for a
visit.
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Well, I guess not.
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You know, Arnold, maybe we have been
forgetting who we are and where we came
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from. Maybe we should even change our
way of life.
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Daddy, would you please do something
about that?
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What in the world is going on up there?
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Well, listen, Arnold won't turn down
their African music. It's so loud. Every
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time I start doing this, it turns out
like this.
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Speak to them before the neighbors get
restless.
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I'm trying to be understanding, but it's
getting harder and harder.
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Wait, Daddy.
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Have you been in their room today?
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No, why?
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You'll see.
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Oh, boy.
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Now listen, fellas, I think...
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What
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is going on in here?
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Hey! What made you do that to him, Dad?
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I couldn't resist the call of the
primal...
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When did you get these outfits?
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Today. They help us get into the African
groove.
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Right.
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Pull it.
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Pull it!
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Don't stop us now, Dad. We can start to
cook.
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You better turn off your stove before
you get your butts burned.
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Now listen. You're going to have to be
an awful lot quieter.
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Think of the neighbors.
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Kimberly can't even hear her own music.
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Are you saying her music is more
important than ours?
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No, but yours isn't any more important
than hers.
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Now, you want her to be at her very best
when we go to see her ballet recital,
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don't you?
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Sure, but we're not going to her
recital.
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You're not going? Why?
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Because ballet is white.
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White? Ballet's universal.
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Don't you realize how hurt your sister's
going to be if you don't go to her
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recital? We're not trying to hurt
Kimberly.
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Well, then you've got to learn to
compromise.
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I think he's right, Willis. One of us
could go to the recital and I could stay
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home.
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Neither of us is going, Dad.
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Now, look, you two. I've had enough of
this black -white business.
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You're overdoing it and I want you to
knock it off.
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You're disrupting this whole family.
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What is the matter with you, Willis?
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Incidentally, Dad, my name's not Willis
anymore.
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My name is Asani.
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Asani? Yeah, because, see, Willis is a
white name.
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So I picked out a name that goes back to
my ancestors.
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My name is Abubaca.
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But if that's too tough for you, you can
just call me Kunta Arnold.
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See, we don't want to live by white
rules anymore.
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Oh, really?
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Well, let me tell you something. We
don't have any rules in this family that
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black or white. We just have rules.
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And I'm your father and you'll do what I
tell you to do, Willis.
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And that goes for you too, Kunta.
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You know something, Dad? I don't think
you're into the African scene.
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Look, I'm not against it.
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But you're overdoing it.
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And another thing.
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This is your home, not Harlem. I want
you to spend more time in your own home.
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Well, I think we should spend more time
in Harlem.
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Starting right now.
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Willis?
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So anyway, Dr. Chadway, I just don't
know what to do about my son's behavior.
366
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I mean, they're defiant.
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And they seem to have this obsession
that they're losing touch with their
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heritage.
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So I thought that a black psychologist
might be more sensitive to the problem.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Please go on.
372
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,750
Well, I just don't know what's got into
my sons.
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I thought I was a pretty good father.
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Tell me, Mr. Drummond, do you have any
black friends or business associates who
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come to your house?
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00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,510
Actually, no.
377
00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:03,250
What about black literature or art? Do
you have any in your home?
378
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,330
Uh, I guess we don't.
379
00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:09,510
Do you ever take the boys to see black
theater?
380
00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:12,910
No, but they never miss a Richard Pryor
movie.
381
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:14,630
Sorry.
382
00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:20,950
Well, there seems to be some basis for
their feeling of alienation.
383
00:23:21,410 --> 00:23:24,510
Yes, I'm beginning to see what you mean.
You just made a point now that I hadn't
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thought of.
385
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,090
Well, could we make an appointment so I
can bring the boys in?
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00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,640
Well, from what you told me, it seems
that they might be more receptive in
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own home.
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Let's make an appointment at your place.
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Fine. I can make it tonight, if you
like.
390
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:40,620
This won't ruin your reputation, will
it?
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00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,179
What do you mean?
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A doctor making house calls.
393
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:50,260
Now, listen, everybody. We're not saying
that it's anybody's fault.
394
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The boys have their thing.
395
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,580
Kimberly has her thing. So let's all
cooperate with Dr. Chadway.
396
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,140
Okay, Willis?
397
00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,380
Okay.
398
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,000
Well, why don't we all start by stating
how we feel?
399
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:02,460
Go ahead, fellas.
400
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,040
Well, me and our brother, we've been out
of touch with our roots. And Dad
401
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,680
doesn't want us to express our
blackness.
402
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,220
Oh, no, that's not true, Willis.
403
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:15,040
I only objected when you overdid it and
showed a lack of respect for the rest of
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the family.
405
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,200
Well, did you make your objections
clear, Mr. Drummond?
406
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960
I think so.
407
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,920
I told him to knock it off or else.
408
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:25,340
You can't get much clearer than that.
Not without swearing.
409
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,420
I think you guys have become a little
fanatical.
410
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,880
Kimberly, that's a crock of watch -o
-poozy.
411
00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:35,860
What is that?
412
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,200
African bologna.
413
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,880
Come on, come on.
414
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,940
Let's just cool it, kids, okay? Look, I
have an idea that just might help.
415
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,740
Why don't we try a game called
psychodrama?
416
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,400
Psycho? Are you saying we're a bunch of
nutburgers?
417
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,480
Please let Dr. Chadway speak.
418
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,920
Now, in psychodrama, you put yourself in
the other guy's shoes.
419
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:03,560
Anyone who tries to put themselves in my
shoes is going to have ten unhappy
420
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,560
toes.
421
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,540
It's like being in a play.
422
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,420
You pretend you're the other person, and
you act the way you think that other
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00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:13,420
person would.
424
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,740
It's what we call role reversal.
425
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,840
Yeah, let's try it. Sure, why not?
426
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,000
Okay. All right, fine.
427
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,600
Now.
428
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,380
Kimberly, you'll be Arnold, and Arnold,
you'll be Kimberly.
429
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:28,380
Mr. Drummond, you'll be Willis, and
Willis, you'll play your dad. I told you
430
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:29,820
name isn't Willis. I know, Hazani.
431
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,600
But just for the sake of the game,
you'll be Willis. I mean, you'll be me.
432
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,560
Okay? Okay.
433
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,900
And I'll put a boobaca on the back
burner.
434
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:43,900
Now, let's say it's a typical afternoon,
and Arnold and Willis are coming in
435
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,940
through the front door from school.
436
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,900
Oh, no, no, no, no, Gus. No, you're Mr.
Drummond and Kimberly, remember?
437
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,089
Oh, right.
438
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,230
Okay, go ahead, Willis, Arnold.
439
00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:54,010
Should we act as weird as they've been
acting lately?
440
00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:56,590
Hey, if that's your impression, don't
hold back.
441
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:57,829
Right on, Mama.
442
00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:58,830
Right.
443
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,950
So, Bruce, on with the show. Yes.
444
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,890
Thought y 'all might like something to
drink.
445
00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:09,950
What it is, everybody.
446
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,690
Hey, no job. Give me five.
447
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:18,390
They're making fun of us.
448
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:19,950
Hey, we're not making fun of you, Dad.
449
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,870
We're just expressing our blackness.
450
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:25,370
Right, Arnold?
451
00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:26,670
You know it, Blood.
452
00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:30,170
As they say in Harlem, if you don't like
it, you can kiss my chitlins.
453
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:36,310
I think this group has already had
something to drink.
454
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:39,470
Please continue, everybody.
455
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:43,690
Now, what have Mr. Drummond and Kimberly
got to say to Arnold and Willis?
456
00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:46,830
Well, um... Just act the way your father
would.
457
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:50,690
Oh, it's easy to be dad. Just tell bad
jokes and laugh at them.
458
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:56,410
Arnold, you're supposed to be Kimberly.
Oh, sorry. I mean, oh, sorry.
459
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,870
All right, fine. Now, let's see if we
can get to the point where this
460
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:02,870
controversy started.
461
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,050
Willis? Yes, ma 'am.
462
00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:12,970
Well, Arnold and me was up in our room
playing some soul and getting down.
463
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,320
You see that, Arnold?
464
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,560
They got no rhythm.
465
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,180
Stay in your roles, guys.
466
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:37,080
All right, now, how would Mr. Drummond
and Kimberly react to this?
467
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,720
What's that infernal noise up in the
boys' room?
468
00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:57,850
I'll speak to those rotten kids.
469
00:27:58,270 --> 00:27:59,870
Thank you, Daddy dear.
470
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:05,210
Because with all that noise, I can't do
my pootie -doo.
471
00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:18,250
I'll take care of it, my adorable,
perfect daughter.
472
00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:30,780
Arnold. If you guys don't cut off that
racket, I'd be forced to tan your
473
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,519
Sorry, Dad.
474
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,580
God beat you to it.
475
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:40,700
How do you expect Kimberly to practice
her ballet with those drums blasting
476
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:44,000
away? I don't ever want to hear no more
drums in this house again.
477
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,460
What you talking about, Kimberly?
478
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:54,280
Who cares about Kimberly's ballet?
479
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,340
How white can you get?
480
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,160
I hate ballet.
481
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,460
Wait a minute, Dad.
482
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,020
I never said that exactly.
483
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,880
Yes, you did, Willis.
484
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,780
Don't say that, Dad. You just don't like
me and Willis anymore.
485
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,660
What? Yeah.
486
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,560
Tell the truth.
487
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,680
You're probably disappointed you ever
adopted two black kids.
488
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,260
Dad, are you saying that because that's
the way you really feel yourself?
489
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
I'm not, Dad.
490
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:24,860
You are.
491
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,980
I'm not Dad anymore. I'm me.
492
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,820
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
493
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,020
If you're you, which me am I?
494
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,340
Any way you look at it, Dad, you're
white, we're black, and we just don't
495
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:39,059
the same.
496
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,660
Yeah, maybe me and Arnold would be
better off if we had black parents.
497
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,620
Why are you saying these things, Dad?
498
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,540
Isn't that the truth, Willis?
499
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,000
No. You know I don't care what color you
are.
500
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,259
That's right.
501
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:54,640
As far as we're concerned, you're
colorless.
502
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,400
And, you know, you're really hurting me.
503
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,460
You know I love you.
504
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520
Me, too.
505
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,360
And we love you, too, Kimberly.
506
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,280
Can we go to her ballet recital, Willis?
507
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,300
Yeah, we wouldn't miss it.
508
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,180
Hey, guy.
509
00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:21,290
I know that it's important for you to
hang on to your heritage.
510
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,690
And I know that I should have been more
tuned in to your needs, and I will be.
511
00:30:26,730 --> 00:30:29,210
But I don't want anything ever to come
between us.
512
00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:31,110
Neither do I.
513
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:35,250
I didn't realize how I was behaving
until I saw you acting like me today.
514
00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:39,310
He did a great job of being Willis. He
sounded real rotten.
515
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:45,190
Well, I think we've made a great start,
everybody.
516
00:30:45,530 --> 00:30:47,070
A few more sessions should do it.
517
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:51,550
Just shows you what a lot of love and a
good psychologist can do.
518
00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:56,430
We really appreciate your help, Dr.
Chadway. It was my pleasure.
519
00:30:57,090 --> 00:31:01,750
And I hope you realize, fellas, that
blackness isn't a matter of what you eat
520
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:02,770
the way you walk and talk.
521
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:05,190
It's a matter of dignity and pride.
522
00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:09,090
It's the way you think, feel, and
conduct your life.
523
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,730
Is it safe to come in now?
524
00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:17,070
Sure, come on in, Adelaide.
525
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,060
Gee, there for a minute I thought I'd
stumbled into the Twilight Zone.
526
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,560
Well, we were just working on a little
problem with what they call role
527
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,120
reversal. Oh, I've heard about that.
528
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,940
Was anyone playing me?
529
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,400
I was going to, but I would have looked
silly in your girdle.
530
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,600
Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
531
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,700
you may not be right for many more.
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