All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s03e06_substitute_mother

I've nothing but the genes, but they got
different strokes to take, different

strokes to take, different strokes to
move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

We don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have

yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine today.

See Adelaide, how are we going to manage
for three whole weeks without you?

Yeah, we're sure going to miss you. I
miss you already and you're still here.

I'm going to miss you guys too, but I
have to go.

You know, my sister's lagging a cast and
her husband's out of town. She really

needs me. Yeah, we understand.

Yeah. But the girl who's filling in for
me, Sandra Williams, has very good

references. And she sounded real nice on
the phone.

Well, how can you tell about her cooking
over the phone?

Without your fudge bronze and apple
fritters in three weeks, I'll be nothing

cheeks and bones.

You're all set, Adelaide. My chauffeur's
waiting for you downstairs.

Thanks. I'm going in style.

A limousine?

To the bus station.

Well, kids, this is it. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'll call up to make sure everything's
going all right. Okay, bye -bye. Have a

good trip.

If you get too busy, just send a candy
gram.

I thought she'd never leave.

Sondra, it's very nice to have you with
us. Thank you. This is my family,

Kimberly, Willis, and Arnold.

Hi. How you doing? What a lovely family.
Adelaide told me all about you when we

spoke. Thank you.

Welcome to our humble commode.

I think you mean abode.

Commode refers to the bathroom.

Oh, welcome to that, too.

You are such a cutie pie.

Come on, Sondra, and I'll show you to
your room. Willis, will you help with

suitcase, please? I got it.

You can take it now, Willis. I just
wanted to see if it was too heavy for

Nothing to it.

Do you eat most of your meals in here?

Well, Dad, Willis and I eat our meals in
here.

With Arnold, you can't exactly call it
eating.

It's more like a... Well, you ever seen
a plague of locusts?

I'll see you later, Sandra.

Sandra, let me give you a tour of the
most important thing in the kitchen.

What's that?

The refrigerator.

Notice it's king size.

A king -size refrigerator for a little
boy with king -size cheeks.

Can I pinch him? Sure, be my guest.
Pinch away.

Hey,

that didn't even hurt. You're a pain
-free pincher. And you're a darling

dude. I am?

Well, how about we make some popcorn?

I'll get the popcorn.

Sorry, no popcorn before lunch. You
should eat a balanced diet.

I do eat a balanced diet. Have food.

Did you hurt yourself?

I think I bumped my elbow.

Let me kiss it better.

Is that better?

Yeah, it feels great now. That's my
pitching arm. Good.

Oh, don't forget my catching arm.

Oh, of course.

How's that?

Great. And that's my shoulders. They
hold my arms together.

You are something else.

Hey, that's what my mama used to say to
me.

You know something?

He can remind me of my mama.

That is so sweet.

And when I get married, I'd like to have
a little boy just like you.

Sandra, these are for the cleaners.

Would you please tell them that I would
like the hole in that sweater mended?

My golf partners are complaining that
that gives me an unfair advantage.

How's that?

Well, I start with a hole in one.

The College Hill Atlanta gang goes
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I have to spend more time with these
people outside of the house. But this

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What a terrific smile.

She must have a hundred teeth.

She called me cutie pie.

Just like Mama.

Abraham, what if Sandra became our Mama?

Wouldn't that be terrific?

Is this a private conversation?

Oh, Willis.

Maybe you can help me with a problem.
It's about love.

Love? Hey, brother, I wrote the book.

Willis, what makes a man fall in love
with a woman?

Well, first off, there's got to be this
physical attraction.

Then there's this emotional thing. And
it doesn't hurt if she has season

to all the ballgames.

Willis, can someone fall in love in
three weeks? Sure.

Something will fall in love at first
sight. At least that's what happens to

girls when they look at me.

How do you think they call me Knock 'em
Dead Jackson?

I thought it was your breath.

Speaking of breath, how would you like
to lose yours?

You wouldn't hit a kid with glasses,
would you?

Look, Colonel, when you mix the right
people together, anything can happen,

marriage. But don't worry, I won't let
you get hooked by any girl. Oh, Willis,

I'm not talking about any girl. I'm
talking about Sandra.

Say what?

Stop dreaming.

Sandra's not going to marry a guy she
can pick up and carry around.

Wallace, when was the last time you had
your brain tuned up?

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking
about Sandra and Dad.

Dad, you've been blow -drying your hair
too much.

Wallace, doesn't Sandra remind you of
someone, especially when she smiles?

I don't know, Arnold. I never thought
about it.

And the way she smells.

Who does she remind you of, Arnold?

Mama.

Mama?

Hey, yeah.

Yeah, anyway.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a mama
again?

And all Dad has to do is marry Sandra.

Arnold, I don't think Dad's going to
marry her. He only knows her. They're

different backgrounds.

And in case you haven't noticed, she's
black.

So? Dad fell in love with us, and we're
not exactly Snow White.

Arnold, I'm not saying it could never
happen.

They have nothing in common.

Sure they do.

Like what?

I bet neither one of them want to go
skydiving without a parachute.

Come here, little brother.

Listen, I know you miss Mama, and I miss
her, too.

Last Mother's Day, I went to the store
and looked at all the Mother's Day

I almost bought one.

Well, what would I have done with it?

You could have put it in the drawer with
the one I bought.

Oh, you too, huh?

I guess we'll never forget Mama.

Hey, I know it's hard.

Will it ever get easier?

I don't know, Arnold, but it don't help
to kid ourselves.

Sure, Sandra will make a nice Mama, but
forget it, okay?

I don't care what Willis says.

I got three weeks before Adelaide comes
back.

I don't know how I'm going to do it, but
I'm going to get Sandra to fall in love

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Dad? Yeah?

Dad? Wait a minute.

Get a second. Well, I'm just on my way
to the health club.

Can it wait?

Well, it's real important.

I need help with my homework.

Well, in that case, sure.

Okay.

What's the subject?

Marriage.

What is it you want to know?

Okay, question number one. When you were
married, did you like it?

Very much.

He dug it.

Would you ever get married again?

I think so.

Yes.

Ready to take the plunge.

Of course, that's only if I found the
right woman.

Looking for a tin.

Well, I'd settle for a nine and a half.

The truth is, Arnold, I really miss
being married.

Getting desperate.

Well, I'm not exactly dragging women out
of singles bars.

But it would be nice to have someone I
love by my side to talk to and share

and blame things on.

Would you marry someone younger than
you?

Certainly. Smarter than you?

Gladly. Blacker than you?

Blacker than me?

Well, I've never thought about it.

But I suppose if two people really love
each other, that's the important thing.

Thank you. He made a very wise choice.

What wise choice?

Oh, answering my questions. He did very
good. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

Oh, hi, Sandra. Where are you going?

I'm just to the market for some
groceries.

Oh, may I help?

Groceries are my favorite dish.

No, thanks, PewDiePie, but it's nice of
you to offer. You are a real little

gentleman. Oh, thanks.

I learned all that polite stuff from
Dad.

He's a real considerate millionaire.

Oh, a considerate millionaire. Those are
two of my favorite qualities in a man.

Yeah, but I feel sorry for the poor guy.

It's lonely at the top. What do you
mean?

Well, tonight me, Kimberly, and Willis
are going out. That means Dad will have

to eat dinner all by himself.

Well, that isn't such a tragedy, is it?
Oh, you don't know, Sandra. He's been

real depressed lately.

Is that so?

He's certainly high. it very well. Yep,
that's my dad.

Laughing on the outside, but inside he's
crying his guts out.

Well, I guess I just have to cancel our
plans and disappoint Timber and Willis

unless... Unless what?

Unless maybe you could have dinner with
Dad.

Me? Oh, no. I don't think he'd want to
have dinner with the housekeeper.

Does Adelaide have dinner with your dad?

I'm going to make him feel better.
Please, please, please.

Okay, okay, okay.

If you think it'll cheer him up. Thank
you. Oh, and incidentally, do you know

any jokes?

Jokes? Oh, Dad loves jokes. He has some
of the funniest dinners around here.

I guess I could think of a couple. Oh,
thanks.

Oh, could you dance with him between
courses?

Dance with him?

Yeah, it helps his indigestion. It keeps
him from belching.

Oh, sure.

All the time. You should see my dad get
down.

Your dad sure is a little unusual.

Well, that's because we live on the top
floor. The air is very thin up here.

Well, I guess if that's what he's like.

Okay. Oh, and do you have a red dress?

Don't tell me. That's his favorite
color.

Yeah, how'd you get? Oh, just a wild
shot.

Oh, and could you make his favorite
dessert crepes and wear a flower?

I was just about to suggest it. Thank
you, Sandra.

Oh, and incidentally, don't tell Dad I
told you all this, because he'd be kind

of embarrassed.

Okay, I understand. I think.

I'd do anything for you, cutie pie.

Good. Good!

Hi,

guys. You want to go roller skating with
me tonight? I'm paying.

You are paying.

Willis, I think he's delirious.

I think we better say yes, Kimberly,
before he discovers he's sleepwalking.

Okay, but when are my skate wheels
loose?

Oh, never fear. The fix -it man is here.

Show it to him. Okay.

Thanks, Willis. Sure.

It's working, Abraham.

It's working. We might be able to get
Craig to lose that away from my

Hello.

Oh, hi, Adelaide. How you doing?

Fine. How are things on the home front?

Oh, couldn't be better. No, sir,
everything's just fine.

Sounds like you don't miss me at all,
Arnold.

Oh, I do. My stomach's in mourning until
you get back.

Well, you don't have to wait three
weeks, because I'm coming home tonight.

What you talking about, Adelaide?

My sister's husband got back from his
trip.

So she doesn't need me to help her
anymore. I'm coming back on the next

You can't do that, Adelaide.

Why not?

Well, what I mean is, you just barely
showed your face to your sister. I mean,

why come back and show it to the people
who've been looking at it for years?

Arnold, tell me something.

How's Sandra doing there?

Well, don't worry. I know of another job
that's open.

Good. Take it.

I mean, uh... Arnold, has your father
said anything to you about my job?

Like my services are no longer required?

No, Emily.

Honest. I didn't say that.

You didn't have to. I can hear between
the lines.

The old gray mare ain't what she used to
be. And the young filly has moved into

the stable.

Good evening, Mr. Drummond. Good
evening, Sandra.

My, don't you look lovely.

Thank you.

Red happens to be my favorite color.

My, what a coincidence.

I think that flower in your hair is a
very nice touch.

Flower? Oh, yes, of course. I had
forgotten I had it there.

Well, how come the table's set for two?

The kids told me they were going to eat
at the roller rink. Did one of them come

back? No, but I thought rather than eat
alone, you might like a little company.

Oh, you mean you.

If you don't mind.

No, no, no, no. I wouldn't mind at all.

I'd be delighted to have your company.
Allow me. Thank you.

This salad is delicious.

Thank you.

Now to make a romantic.

What happened?

Well, either the circuit breaker went
out or I haven't paid the electric bill.

better check.

Excuse me.

Those circuit breakers do that
sometimes.

Oh, no, not again.

There must be something wrong with that
breaker.

Maybe you should get them handled.

That's a good idea. I'll go and see if I
can dig some out.

I wonder if Cupid had to work under
these conditions.

I hope you don't mind dining by
candlelight.

No, not at all.

Would you like to dance?

I beg your pardon?

Well, I always love to dance between
courses.

Oh, would you like to hear another joke?
No, let's dance.

a very good dancer.

Thanks. I could have made it really big,
but Fred Astaire stole all my routines.

You're really very light on my feet.

My wife used to make that same bum joke.

Aha!

And I'm not surprised.

Adelaide, what are you doing here?

I didn't come to cut in.

I don't understand.

Pick up your things. What are you
talking about?

If you wanted the dancer, why didn't you
say so?

Can she do this?

Adelaide, what's wrong?

What in the world is bothering you?
What's bothering me is this shoe and

backstabbing vamp.

Don't you dare call me a backstabbing
vamp, shorty.

What kind of a man would get a little
kid to do his firing?

Firing?

Where is Arnold?

Oh, I don't know. He went out for hot
dogs and never came back. We lost him at

the skating rink. You locked him? Well,
have you looked everywhere?

Yeah, Dad. He just disappeared.

I knew this place would fall apart
without me.

Hi, everybody.

Well, I think I'm going to turn in
early. Good night.

Just one minute, Arnold.

I have a few questions for you.

I'll plead the First Amendment.

the fifth.

Whichever one will save my behind.

You just start talking. I'll be the one
that decides what you save.

Well, Dad, I arranged the whole thing
because I thought if you and Sandra fell

in love and got married, me, Willis, and
Kimberly would have a mom again.

Oh, Arnold, you know, I'm really very
fond of you, but I can't be your mama.

engaged to somebody else. We're going to
be married.

We are.

And I think it's all over between us.

Arnold, I know that you're disappointed,
but maybe someday I'll get married

again. Yeah?

Sure, Arnold.

Well, I just hope you get a wife before
I do.

They knock, they write a song. A man is
born. He's a man of me.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the cheese.

And they got...

What's up with you?

What's up with me?

Hello, I just worked three late shifts
three nights in a row because you wanted

time off.

Well, you shouldn't be operating heavy
machinery, man. Go get some rest.

Don't you worry about it. I'm going to
curl up on that couch and watch the

Not me. I got another hot date with the
twins.

Mindy and Cindy?

Oh, yeah.

Damn, sounds like things are getting
serious between you three.

You know, life is good. Man's got a...

Settle down with a good woman and a
sister.

Tell me, Ed, what's it like with twins?

No, no, no, no, don't tell me. Don't
tell me.

Okay, tell me. No, no, wait.

Don't tell me.

All right, tell me.

It's love in stereo.

I'm jealous.

Oh, no, no, no, it gets better, man.

I go by they place, it's tag team
pampering.

You know, they pour me a glass of
champagne. They take turns feeding me

strawberries.

And then I serve them Eddie under glass
for dinner.

You know, I'm dating the twins.

I need this protein shake more than you
do.

It's gonna collect the funny bones.

It just gonna leave you alone while you
sit inside your home.

I know I work out, but four times is
enough.

What happened?

I don't know. You was here. You tell me.

Hey, where's our furniture?

You were here. You tell me.

I know. I wasn't sleeping that hard.

You know, they only pick you up and set
you on the floor.

That explains the floating dream.

How could you let them rip us off?

I was asleep, man. It could happen to
anyone. Anyone in a coma.

Usually when a burglar picks you up, you
wake up.

They even stole my protein drink.

That's it, man.

Somebody just shot one of your friends.

Man,

they cleaned you out, too.

Oh, not Sammy Davis Jr.'s eye.