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Does anybody notice how quiet it is when
Arnold's not here for breakfast?

Yeah, I can't stand the silence.

All I know is when Arnold's not around,
the rest of us will get a chance to be

equal opportunity eaters.

You know, I'm really proud of Arnold for
getting up early and going out and

walking dogs to try to make a little
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No, I'm not. I just retired.

You've only been working three weeks.

When did you decide to retire?

When I started working.

Believe that, Dad.

He's retiring after three weeks, and
you're still plugging away after 30

Well, you don't have to rub it in.

I don't know what's your secret.

Well, the secret is don't be greedy.
Make your pile, then split.

In your case, clean up your pile, then
split.

Well, that's... Tell us, Mr.

Tycoon, what are you going to do with
your $29 pile?

Well, I'm going to buy a present for my
favorite person.

You. Right.

I'm going to buy a diesel engine for my
train set. They're on... at Haskell's

Hobby Shop. That's why I started working
in the first place.

Well, you deserve that, diesel engine
Arnold.

You have a lot of fun buying something
with your own money.

Hey, you know, it's almost as much fun
as buying something with somebody else's

money.

Yeah. Why don't you lay some green on
the bed?

Green? What do you mean?

Bread? Loot?

Lettuce? Gelt?

Yep. Never heard of it.

I'll tell you what, Arnold. I'll come
home early tonight and I'll go with you

the hobby shop.

Oh, thanks, Dad. But I earned the money
myself.

I think I'm big enough to spend it
myself.

Well, that's the point.

But you're talking about a very big
investment.

You know the old saying, two heads are
better than one.

Yeah, but only one of those heads
belongs to the kid that earned the

Okay.

You're getting to be a very big boy now.
I guess we better just treat you that

way. Hey, thanks, Dad. You hear that
once?

No more little A. From now on, I'm Mr.
B.

But you just be careful you don't fall
on your little egg.

Boy, that is some kind of engine, huh?

Amtrak, eat your heart out.

I got a good deal on it, too.

It was $42 .50, but Haskell had it on
sale for $29 .95.

That's terrific, Arnold, but can you get
it going?

Yeah, come on, man. Get this thing on
the road. We got things to do.

Okay, but first we have to have the
ceremony.

What ceremony?

You know, like when they launch a new
ship. They always name it, then they

clobber it with a bottle of champagne.

Use that champagne and he'll clobber
you.

How about a can of Diet Cola?

Okay, we can skip that part. But we have
to give the engine a name.

Aw, come on, Arnold. Oh, boy. See, it
has to be something classy like Jackson

Express.

Or the Jackson Rocket.

Let's go, Willis.

Okay, okay, come back, come back, come
back.

All aboard for the Jackson Express. Now
leaving on track nine with stops at

125th Street. Will you start it?

I'm starting.

What happened? Maybe one

of the wheels is making contact.

There, that ought to do it.

All right.

Who's been messing with my engine?

Kidding. You took it out the box
yourself.

Boy, some choo -choo. I didn't get one
chew out of it.

Looks like you blew it, Arnold. You
should have let Dad go with you.

What good would Dad have done?

Arnold, you got taken because you're
just a kid.

problem. Why don't you just take it back
to the hobby shop and exchange it for

one that works? They're still open. Hey,
yeah, and we'll go with you. Oh, no

way. I was big enough to blow it, and
I'm big enough to unblow it.

Look, I'm mad.

I'm steaming.

Why, Arnold?

Three weeks of walking dogs, working my
tail to the bone, and for what?

The Jackson Express turns out to be the
great train...

give you another engine, Arnold? No. Mr.
Haskell said it was on sale as is.

I didn't know it meant as is, but...
Wow, Arnold, that's a rip

-off. And he said he couldn't even give
me another one because it's a

discontinued model.

They're making a new kind.

The kind that run.

Boy, Dad's sure gonna be disappointed in
me.

Oh, Arnold, it wasn't your fault.

Yes, it is.

Dad wanted to help me, and I wouldn't
let him.

Hi, kid.

Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad.

Well, Arnold, did you get your new train
engine?

Dad, particular train engine.

Uh, how'd things go at the office today?

I don't want to talk about the office. I
want to see your train.

You might say I have a one -track mind.

Arnold, you better hurry up and show him
before he makes another joke.

Well, there it is.

You know, I remember when my father
bought me my first set of trains.

Your father was rich.

I bet it came with tunnels, signals, and
everything.

It sure did.

It was the Long Island Railroad.

I told you to hurry.

This is a beauty.

Oh, wow, I'd like to see that run.

We all would.

Well, then let's make it run.

It doesn't run. It's an as -is.

It doesn't run, a brand -new engine?

Here, let me try it.

Okay, would you please?

Now. See?

How about I know what's wrong with it?

I'm very good with electrical things.

Now.

Let's try it now.

Okay.

Forget it, Dad. It's Lemon City.

Well, the first thing we're going to do
is take that back to the hobby shop.

What's the second thing?

I already gave the first thing.

Mr. Haskell wouldn't exchange it to give
him his money back.

I really tried, Dad. I stood up to him.
I even gave him my sad face.

Well, what did he say?

Nothing. He gave me his sad face.

He looked like two bats in rounds.

Is this the receipt?

Maybe. I can get Mr. Haskell to change
his mind.

Huh?

I'll give him my sad voice.

Okay, watch this.

Hello? Mr. Haskell?

My name's Drummond.

My son Arnold was in your shop this
morning and you sold him an engine that

doesn't work.

Yeah, that's him.

Well, I'd like to come right down and
replace the engine.

Well, what am I supposed to do with a
broken engine?

Same to you, fella.

Listen, you're going to hear from...
Hello?

Hello?

He's a very rude man.

Well, forget it, Dad.

We're stuck with it.

Hey, but it's not fair.

Isn't there something Arnold could do,
Dad?

Well, sure. We could report Mr. Haskell
to the Better Business Bureau.

You mean the Rotten Business Bureau.

Hey, you know what else is even better
still?

We could take him to small claims court.

You mean I have a special court for
people my size?

No, Arnold, it's for little claims, not
little guys.

Anything under $1 ,000.

Hey, that's cool, Arnold.

Suit a pair of that guy and get your
money back.

Yeah, we can be your witnesses that the
engine didn't work.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Why don't we get that guy in court?

We'll give him the third degree and make
him sweat.

And if that doesn't work, we'll give him
the... degree.

And you'll be a real good lawyer, right,
Dad?

Well, it doesn't work that way, Arnold.

In small claims court, you have to be
your own lawyer.

What are you talking about, Dad?

Well, that's the way it works, Arnold.

Listen, you could do it.

Yeah, I bet you'll get your money back,
Arnold.

But, you know, get nothing for all those
people. The judge, the reporters, David

Brinkley.

Three seasons.

One thing...

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Arnold.

Turn off the light.

Good night, Arnold.

Good night, Willis.

Arnold,

I said turn off the light.

I did turn it off.

Well, why are you turning back on again?

I just want to see what time it is.

In two minutes, it'll be ten o 'clock.

I don't want to know what time it'll be
in two minutes. I want to know what time

it is now.

Arnold, it's time that you were asleep.

Now, turn off the light.

Okay.

Good night, Arnold.

Good night, Willis.

What's your problem, brother?

I can't sleep, Willis.

As soon as I fall asleep, they start...
What starts?

Bad dreams.

I just had a nightmare while you were in
the john.

Okay, Arnold. I won't go to the john
anymore.

I'm not kidding, Willis. It was a real
scary dream. I don't even want to talk

about it.

Good. Now turn out the light. Oh, gee.

Good night, Arnold. Good night, Willis.

has sentenced me to walk dogs for the
rest of my life.

And you should have seen the size of
those dogs.

I couldn't even lift a pooper scooper.

Hey, you guys, I'm trying to get some
sleep. What's going on in here, huh?

Arnold's worried about going to court
tomorrow.

But you've known about it for weeks. Why
are you upset now?

Because it's not weeks anymore. It's
tomorrow, and I gotta swear on the Bible

tell the truth.

So? So what if I accidentally tell a lie
because I'm nervous?

I don't want God going around bad
-mouthing me.

Arnold, I think God will understand.

There's nothing to worry about, Arnold.
You've seen a hundred courtroom shows on

TV. Hey, what kind of a meeting is this?

How is it all of you are not asleep?

I was having bad dreams about going to
court tomorrow.

But Willis and Jimley said it's just
like what I see on TV.

Well, in a way.

Practice before tomorrow.

I don't know.

Dad, it'd make me feel a lot better.

Yeah?

Okay. Listen, kids.

Let's have a trial.

All right. You two be witnesses.

There's the witness table over there.

Thanks, Dad. I'll be the judge.

I call the case of Jackson v.

Haskell. Are you ready, Mr. Jackson?

Yes, sir. One more outburst like that
and I'll clear the courtroom.

Dad, nobody said anything. No, but I've
always wanted to say that.

Go ahead, Mr. Jackson.

Yes, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Oh,
Arnold, there won't be any jury.

Well, I'm sure you're having trouble
getting this case off the ground.

Dad, I thought everybody had a right to
a trial by jury.

Oh, there's no jury in small claims
courts. The judge decides.

All right.

Proceed, Mr. Jackson.

Mr. Haskell, where were you on the
afternoon of Wednesday right after

weeks ago?

Is it true that you're a grown -up with
beady eyes who hates kids?

I want the truth. The whole truth. And
nothing but the truth. So help you,

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That's it, Judge. I rest my case.

Speaking of rest, I think it's time for
the alerted attorney to go to bed.

But then I gotta practice.

Well, I don't want you to peak too soon.

Now stop worrying. Just take it easy.

Listen.

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Now, listen, Arnold.

Hey, there's nothing to worry about.

Good night, Willis. Good night, Dad.

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

Good night, Arnold.

Good night, Willis.

Not again.

Willis, do you think it's possible to
get a good night's sleep with your eyes

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Hey, Jack.

versus Haskell.

Are you Mr.

Haskell? Yes, sir.

And are you Mr.

Jackson? No, I am.

Who said that?

I did.

Oh, there you are.

You're Mr. Jackson?

Yes, your highness.

Who are you, sir? My name is Philip
Drummond. I'm Arnold's father.

I adopted him. He adopted me.

I understand.

Arnold, would you mind stepping back a
few paces, please?

I wouldn't mind stepping all the way
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I'll press like that and I'll clear this
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Yes, that's exactly what I intend to do.

Dad. Yes?

Exactly what do I intend to do?

Just tell your story to the court. You
got it?

Got it.

Ladies and gentlemen of the court.

No, no, Arnold. Please address your
remarks to the bench.

Bench?

The judge is the bench.

Oh! Oh!

Sorry, your bench ship.

He's a little nervous, Your Honor. I
understand.

Now, Arnold, tell me your story and try
to be fair.

Yes.

I bought this busted train engine from
this crook.

I object, Your Honor. That's not fair.

No, but it's accurate.

Who are those children?

Well, that's my father and my brother,
Your Honor, sir. And I'm adopted, too.

I was an orphan, Your Honor.

If we're all finished with our family
trees, may we proceed with the case,

please?

I'm sorry for the interruption, Your
Honor.

Go ahead, Arnold.

Well, when the engine didn't work, I
brought it back to Mr. Haskell, but he

wouldn't exchange it or give me my money
back.

Is that true, Mr. Haskell?

Well, I couldn't replace it, Your Honor.
It was a discontinued model, and it was

on sale as is.

Arnold, did Mr.

Haskell tell you that there were no
refunds? No, sir, I swear he didn't.

my heart and hope to die if a lion may
ask for eyes.

There's a sign in my shop that clearly
says that merchandise on sale is not

returnable. Now, that sign is as good as
a binding contract. I looked it up in

the law.

Well, you're right. That is indeed the
law.

Well, then it should be changed.

When a kid spends his hard -earned money
for an engine, he should get the

engine, not the shaft.

Your Honor, this happens all the time.
The kid brings a toy home, he plays with

it and breaks it, then they bring it
back and complain.

He didn't break it. We were right there
when he first tried it out. Right. And

Arnold had on that darling little
engineer outfit and a little red bandana

around his neck and a hat that came over
and covered his sad little face.

You want a kid, Your Honor? It'll break
your heart.

Mr. Drummond, are your children trying
to influence the bench?

Absolutely.

Your Honor, all Arno did was take strain
out of the box and try it out.

Aha! You hear that, Your Honor? He
admits he played with it. That's when he

probably broke it. I didn't break it,
honest judge.

And I didn't see that sign he's talking
about either.

Why don't you put up a sign for people
my size?

Your Honor, may I say a word about the
law of merchantability?

Are you a lawyer, Mr. Drummond?

Oh, no, but I've been sued a lot.

As I was saying, it is my understanding
that any item sold carries an implied

contract that the merchandise will be
usable, unless, of course, there's a

notification that it's defective.

Mr. Haskell, was the train ever out of
the box in your store?

Never. As a matter of fact, the box was
still sealed when I sold it to the kid.

Then, without prior knowledge of its
condition, you obviously had no

of defrauding this boy.

Dad, looks like we've got a hanging
judge.

However, Mr. Haskell, though you had no
intention to defraud, there certainly is

the possibility that the train was
defective.

Now, I believe the sincerity of this
young man.

Not to mention his over -exuberant
brother and sister.

Don't forget their pushy father.

Well,

the court rules that the fairest
solution would be for Mr. Jackson to

train and for Mr. Haskell to refund his
money.

And, Mr.

Haskell, the court strongly suggests
that in the future you be more aware of

your responsibility to the consumer,
especially children.

I'll work on it.

All right!

I won!

I won! I won!

I won!

Hey,

this small claims court is a terrific
thing, huh? Yeah, you really put Mr.

Haskell away.

I hated to destroy him like that, but
somebody had to do it.

You did just fine.

And when you're ready to buy your new
train engine, I'll go with you if you

me to.

Oh, no, I still want to go alone.

But this time I'm going to ask a lot of
questions. And the first question I'm

going to ask is, Mr.

don't crook or not and then i'm gonna
ask you just as is or as was do you

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