All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s03e04_football_father

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

Now listen, everybody.

If Arnold doesn't feel up to it, let's
not bug him about it.

It's his privilege.

Now, see, Dad knows there's no use for a
guy my size to go out for football.

Oh, now, wait a minute. I didn't say
that.

There have been many outstanding
football players who were not big guys.

Oh, yeah?

Who? All right, there was Cotton
Warburton, All -American, USC.

There was Buddy Young, All -American,
Illinois.

Eddie LeBaron was the quarterback for
the Washington Redskins.

As a matter of fact, I played football,
and I'm not exactly Mean Joe Green.

You're not even one of his legs.

What position did you play?

Tight end.

But by halftime, I was always sober.

You won't believe this, but I actually
caught the touchdown pass that won us

last game.

I went deep into the end zone, see?

And then Johnny U played it right in
there.

Johnny Unitas? You played with Johnny
Unitas?

No, no, Johnny U, Y -U, Japanese
exchange student.

He was very small, but he was fast, like
you, Arnold. He could run like a

rabbit. Oh, I'm not exactly a rabbit,
but I cannot run a chicken.

Now you're talking, kiddo. You can be
small, but you can walk tall.

Sure, you've never been a quitter,
Arnold. Besides, with someone your size,

linemen only have to open up a teeny
weeny hole.

You know, I really love football.

You think I'd have a chance?

The only way you know is to keep on
trying.

What do you say, son?

Okay, then.

Give me that ball.

Out of my way, you guys. Here comes
Crave.

Wake that team. Yep.

I'm talking heart.

I'm talking guts.

I'm talking no -cut contracts.

Okay,

okay. Hey, hey.

Hey, quiet.

Let's settle down and listen up.

First, I want to thank you kids for...
trying on today.

Second, we don't have room in the squad
for all of you, so I'm going to have to

make some cuts.

I know, I know that's rough, but that's
football. That's the way the cookie

crumbles. Guess who feels like a Fig
Newton?

Don't worry, Arnold.

You'll get picked.

Okay. All those men who made the team
last year, you're back on the squad.

We start contact work tomorrow, so pick
up your helmets now.

Now we only have room for five more on
the squad.

As I call your names, grab a helmet.

Mendoza.

Ramsey.

Spencer.

Donahue.

Now we got room for only one more on the
squad.

And frankly, I did not expect this
youngster to make the team.

And this kid overcame great odds.

There's a lot of guts and a lot of heart
out there.

You're burned.

Here's your helmet, Needleman.

Thanks, Coach.

First girl to make our squad.

And for the rest of you, what can I say
except turn in your equipment.

First practice tomorrow, gang. Four o
'clock sharp.

Dismissed.

next year.

That's what they said last year.

But at least you're on the team.

Well, that's only because with women's
lib, the coach wouldn't dare turn down a

girl. Maybe next year I'll show up in a
dress.

45, 46, 47, 48,

49. Is Arnold home yet?

See, I sure hope he makes the team or
it'll be a real bomber.

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure he gave it his
best shot. He'll make it.

45, 40.

Adelaide, I've already done 45 and 46.

I'm trying to build my body, not bury
it.

Hi, everybody.

Hey. What happened, honey? Did you do
your very best? Huh? Did you give him

you got? Did you give him the old snake
hips?

I gave him my outside hip. I gave him my
inside hip.

Cut?

You scored a touchdown and you got cut?
Why?

Nobody handed me the ball.

Hey, wait a minute.

Now, look.

Just let me get this straight.

You didn't make the team.

If you didn't make the team, how come
you came home so happy?

Because I did all my crying on the
subway.

Oh, you poor kid.

Oh, well, at least you tried, Arnold.

Yeah. But what really gets me is Cynthia
Needleman made the team.

A girl beats you out? You know any boys
named Cynthia?

She must be pretty tough.

I'll say. She's even got hair on her
legs.

Don't worry, little brother. You'll make
the team next year.

No, I won't, because I won't be here
next year.

I'm done trying out for teams.

And Miller, you only averaged 1 .9 yards
of carry in that scrimmage today. You

should be able to fall down for more
yards than that.

And you, you've got to do something.

You run like a girl. I can't help it. I
was born that way.

Now, next Saturday is our first game.
I'm going to win the championship this

year if it kills you.

Practice again tomorrow. Fame time, men.

Men?

I'm sorry.

You too, Ms.

Needleman?

Dismissed!

All right!

Pretty inspiring pep talk, coach.

Even got me worked up.

These days you gotta be tough to win.

Say, this play here, well, that's pretty
sophisticated for young kids.

Are you a coach?

No, no, no, just an interested father.

I used to play.

Philip Drummond.

Steve Slattery. Hi.

As a matter of fact, my son tried out
for the team yesterday.

Oh? Arnold Jackson.

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson. He was a cut.

Oh, right. The little guy.

He's your son?

Sure. He's adopted.

Mr. Slattery, I wish you could have seen
the look on his face when he got home.

He was so disappointed.

Drumming life's full of disappointments.
Yeah, but the kid was really

heartbroken. He cried half the night.

He's got to learn to take these things
like a man.

Isn't there some way you could make a
place for him on the team?

I mean, maybe he could... No way.

Look, I'd have begged to use this field
when the high school team's not

practicing. I'd have begged to get the
15 beat -up uniforms I have.

And the helmets are so thin you could
comb your hair through them.

And on top of that, you know what I get
paid for doing this?

Nada. Zip.

Zilch. Bucket. L -Zero.

Well, look at the bright side. At least
it doesn't put you in a higher tax

bracket.

Not funny.

No, I'm sorry.

Yeah, it must be tough trying to manage
this team on the money they give you.

Money? What money? I blew my whole
budget on chalk and an eraser.

I'm sorry, Mr. Drummond, but I've only
got 15 uniforms, so I can only use 15

kids.

Hey, there must be something you can do.

Hey, look.

Supposing I bought my kid his own
uniform.

Oh, the other kids will love that.

Your kid gets a brand new uniform, and
they look like theirs were donated by

city dump.

I mean, look.

Look at these crummy things.

Yeah, I see your point.

Hey, listen.

Let me ask you something.

Supposing all the kids had new uniforms?

All of them?

Who's going to pay for it? The uniform
fairy?

Well, let me put it this way.

She could use my checkbook.

You'd spring for 15 new uniforms?

No.

16.

Ah. 15 regulars and one extra short,
right?

You got a deal, Drummond. Okay, let's
just keep this conversation between you

and me, okay?

What conversation?

Now, look, you've got to make him
deliver for you.

I want you to make him work. Now, don't
spoil him.

Don't worry.

You know, ordinarily, I would never do
anything like this, but that kid wants

be on this team so desperately.

Don't apologize.

It's just a little bribery.

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Harold, do you want to go outside and
play some football?

Nah.

How about some baseball?

Nah. Well, what would you like to do?

Just what I'm doing now. Hanging around,
having fun.

I just sit around. You got to do
something.

I am doing something. I'm answering the
door.

Hi, Arnold.

Coach Flattery. What are you doing here?

Came to talk to you, Arnold.

You already told me I was cut this year.
Cut for next year, too?

No, it's not that.

Oh, wonderful.

Oh, well, this is my sister, Kimberly.

Hi, Kimberly.

Hi. I thought I heard the bell. Oh, we
have a visitor.

Dad, this is Mr.

Slattery, the coach of the team I tried
out for, which I was cut from, which I

wanted to be on.

This is the guy who dumped me.

How do you do?

Philip Drummond, what can we do for you?

Well, I just came to tell Arnold if he
still wants to be on the team, he's on.

What?

You're not jiving, are you? You're not
putting me on, are you?

It's not nice to mess with a little
kid's emotions.

I mean it, Arnold. I want you on the
team.

Hey, that's terrific, son.

I only cut you because we didn't have
enough uniforms.

But we just got some new ones. And now
there's enough for everybody.

And this is yours.

Oh, get a load of that.

Oh, handsome with your new uniform.

Arnold, you're going to look just like
old Jay Simpson.

Yeah, but don't expect me to go flying
through airports.

I like that they got no uniforms.

Yeah, they were donated by a public
-spirited citizen.

Sounds like a wonderful guy.

Arnold, the rest of the uniform's in
here.

See you at the game tomorrow at ten.

I'll be there at six.

Did you get hurt in a game, honey?

No. Fell off the bench.

See, what happened was the referees
called in the measuring change from the

sidelines, and Arnold got all tangled up
in him. Kimberly. One minute he's

sitting there, and the next minute
they're dragging him across the field.

Kimberly. They got the idea.

Oh, that's okay, Kimberly. Now, don't
worry, Arnold. Those things happen.

What I want to know is, how did you do
once you got in the game?

Who got into the game?

You mean he didn't play?

Why? What went wrong?

He spent the whole game on the bench.
Well, except when they were dragging him

across the field.

Kimberly, that's enough.

So embarrassing sitting on the bench.

My feet didn't even touch the ground.

I just dangled.

I thought the whole idea of the peewee
league is that everybody get a chance to

play. Well, with our coach, only if we
win by a big score.

Well, what was today's score?

35 to nothing.

35 to nothing? You creamed them.

After the game, the coach yelled at
everybody for not trying.

And does that coach get upset?

One kid dropped a pass right in front of
the coach and the coach yelled so loud

he cried.

That's awful.

Making a little kid cry.

Not the kid, the coach.

Well, don't be discouraged, Arnold. I'm
sure you'll get in the next game.

Oh, no way. The coach only plays the
best guys.

And besides, all he cares about is
winning.

Well... Maybe he was just, you know,
breaking in slowly.

By the time I'm broken in, my wife and
kids will be able to watch me play my

very first game.

Good morning, coach.

Oh, hi. How are you, Drummond? Fine.

Hey, those uniforms look terrific, don't
they? The kids will really look sharp

for that game today.

Yeah, I want to talk to you about
Arnold's uniform.

What's the matter with it?

It's too clean.

Huh?

I'd like to see it get dirty.

In a game.

Well, I couldn't put him in last week
because the game was too close.

Right. 35 to nothing. That's a real
cliffhanger.

Drummond, the worst mistake a coach can
make is to sit on a lead.

I thought the game was supposed to be
fun for all the players.

It is, and fun is winning, not losing.

Did you ever see a losing team run off
the field yelling, Hooray, we lost!

I'm trying to win a championship here.

I don't get this. Is this league
supposed to be for you or the kids?

All right.

You're looking good out there, son.

You're going to stick it to them today.

Tear them apart.

Eat them up alive.

Destroy them.

I sure did, son. Hey, you really seem to
be up for this game.

Yeah, I sure wish I could get my butt up
off the bench.

Okay, guys, now listen up. Listen up.

Are we going to win today?

Yeah! I can't hear you. Yeah!

Are we going to bust them up and break
them up? Yeah!

Let's show some team spirit here.

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But we've got to really bear down now.
We're up against Yonkers.

What does that mean, Noah?

That means they're fullback.

Broncos, Blonsky.

Well, today we're going to shut them
out.

When Bronco has the ball, I want you to
double -team him, triple -team him, and

gang -tackle him. Boy, that sounds kind
of rough.

Sure does.

Well, they got to learn how to play hard
sometimes.

Well, there's a difference between
playing hard and playing dirty.

Yeah, winning and losing.

Okay, kids, listen up, listen up. I want
you to headhunt Jablonski. I don't want

to see him around for the second half.

Yeah!

Okay, I've got a lineup change.

Jackson? Today, you'll start and place a
note.

Oh, boy!

Dad, did you hear that?

Thanks, Coach. And don't worry about
that Jablonski fellow.

I'll fold him up and mail him home.

Okay,

team, I'm going to see the guy on that
field and pots and helmets.

Wait a minute, Al. Hold it.

Hold it.

Coach, is this what the Pee Wee League
is all about?

Hon, I'm sorry. You're not playing
today.

What you talking about, Dad?

What's your problem, Drummond?

First you bugged me to let your kid
play, and now you're complaining.

It isn't right to send these kids out
there with instructions to hurt other

kids. This is supposed to be a sport.

Yeah, and it's called football,
Drummond.

Yeah, Dad, I want to play.

Well, you're not going to play under
this man.

He is pushing values I don't want you to
learn.

I am?

I mean, that's a laugh.

Coming from the guy who bought us new
uniforms just to get his kid on the

Dad, is that true?

Well, Arnold, I... Yes, it is.

I'm sorry.

Boy, I wanted to get on the team, but
not that way.

Millie, you go ahead and start.

I'm quick.

Listen, Arnold.

What I did was wrong.

But it's also wrong to play in this
man's kind of game.

I can't believe I'm the only parent here
that feels this way.

No, I'm with you, Drummond. I should
have said something a long time ago, but

didn't want to be the only one.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe you guys are right.

I never made it on my college team, so I
guess I was trying to make up for it

through my son.

Hey, I'll tell you what.

You don't need me to coach this team.
You need Mary Poppins.

Here.

Go out and romp around the field.

Have fun, losers.

I'm quitting.

so to speak.

Hey, Dad, look, you make a great coach.
You're smart, you're athletic, and

there's nobody else.

All right, kids, I'll give it a go.

Now, look, I paid for 16 uniforms, and I
want to see 16 uniforms get dirty.

Now, show of hands, who hasn't been in
any game so far?

One, two, three, four, five? Okay, you
five are going to start today.

Oh, great.

Now, what's...

What position do you play?

I don't know. I never played before.

Do you have a position for me?

I don't know. I never coached before.

I just hope you know what you're doing.

Well, I lecture because I worry.

Okay.

Bye, Mom.

Man, how do I look?

Now, don't hate me because I'm
beautiful.

Hate me because I know it.

Man, I just hung up with my mother.
She's not having Thanksgiving dinner

year because she's going on a cruise
with her bid -wish girlfriends.

All right, man, that's good for her.

You know, nothing like doing a little
turkey limbo on the Lido deck.

No, it's not good for her. I mean, she
always has Thanksgiving.

The whole family gathers at her place.

Man, that's a lot of work. Maybe she
just needs a break.

She likes doing it. Why would she need a
break?

Fixing a nine -course meal for the whole
family is how she relaxes. She's a

mother.

What's your brother and sister have to
say?

Well, they won't come in this year
anyway.

My brother's busy with the new baby and
my sister's got a new girlfriend.

But I, on the other hand, have never
missed Thanksgiving.

Look like you're missing it this year.

Those

bedwist

women are a bad influence on my mother.

Next thing you know, she'll cancel
Christmas to go bungee jumping.

Come to think of it, I feel a little
short of breath.

What's going on?

Oh, man, the walls are closing in on me.

What's happening to me?

Yeah,

I need an ambulance.

I think I'm having a heart attack.

Isn't it funny, bro?

They're just going to leave you alone
while you sit inside your home.

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my milk out of the cart

hey man i mean what

happened man you all right yeah yeah man
i spent four hours in the emergency

room i am exhausted so i mean what
happened

After you left, I got hot and short of
breath, and my heart started pounding.

Man, I thought I was about to pass out.
So I called 911.

Yeah, and?

Well, they took me to ER. They gave me
an EKG, and it turns out it's

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