All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s03e02_the_bank_job_1

Now the world don't move to the beat of
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A man is born, he's a man of needs.

Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different

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Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.

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And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different strokes to move the

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Hey, guys, you better get a move on.
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Okay, Dad.

Arnold, Dad's here.

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And besides, she's older than me.

Arnold, older women and younger men are
in now.

This woman is 12 years old.

And she's also taller than me. So what?

That doesn't matter either.

It's the man himself that counts.

You know, maybe you're right.

I mean, if the woman likes you, what
difference does it make if you only come

to her Adam's apple?

Now you got it.

You may be small, but you got macho.

Yeah, that's me.

Mucho macho.

Hey, gang!

Am I the only one going?

We're all set.

We're coming, then.

Boss, did you want the wrong color shirt
with me? Yeah, I'm going. That's the

fun. Let's get to showing bro.

Where's Arnold?

In the bathroom, drowning himself in the
aftershave lotion.

Aftershave lotion?

Yeah. Royal bull musk. Wow, Paul Musk.

Where'd he get a dumb thing like that?

Out of my medicine cabinet.

Sorry, Daddy.

That dumb thing costs $18 a bottle.

Why would a nine -year -old boy be
putting on aftershave lotion?

To catch a 12 -year -old girl.

He's got a crush on Tootie.

Well, I hope he doesn't put on too much
of that aftershave lotion.

Why? Does it drive the woman crazy?

No, it attracts flies.

He says he's going to ask Tootie to be
his date today.

Oh, he is?

Well, maybe... You better have a word
with her so she doesn't turn him down.

Listen, I don't want either of you two
kidding Arnold about this. You

understand? Okay, Dad.

But it's hard not to.

He says he's going to tease his hair up
and try to make him look taller.

He's going to need a two -foot afro.

And he's also wearing my boots and he
stuffed them with two extra cards.

I'm ready.

She'll be here any minute. Ah, good.

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Arnold, you're making a fool out of
yourself.

No, Mr.

Look, son, we understand why you're
doing this, but you're trying too hard.

Just be yourself with Tootie.

Yeah, Arnold, she thinks you're nice.
That's the way you are.

That's probably her right now. Well, I
better go upstairs and put on my own

shoes.

It's nice to see you again.

How was your summer camp?

Terrific. I got poison ivy.

Getting poison ivy is terrific?

It is when everyone else gets diarrhea.

Now, Philip Drummond here.

Would you ask my chauffeur to bring the
car around, please?

Thank you.

The car will be here in a minute, kids.

Hey, tell her about Mr. High Hair.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, T .D. Arnold.

kind of got a crush on you, and he's
going to ask you to be his date for

Me and Arnold?

Talk about an odd couple.

But I'm really flattered.

See, he feels kind of funny because
you're, you know, older than he is, not

mention taller.

Well, I can't do anything about my age,
but if it'll make him feel better, I'll

walk on my knees.

Gee, what's that strong smell?

It makes you smell really tall.

It does?

It's good to see you, Arnold.

She can't keep her hands off me.

Isn't there something you want to tell
her, Arnold?

Why don't we all go and get our sweaters
and jackets?

Good idea.

Hi.

What did you want to say to me, Arnold?

Just...

I'm going to the amusement park today.
Aren't you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I find amusement parks
amusing.

Oh, and speaking of amusement parks, I
was wondering if, you know, if you... If

what? Well, if... If what?

If you'd be my personal date today, I'd
love to... I knew you wouldn't.

I know, but I said yes.

I'll be your personal date.

Yeah?

Terrific. In that case, I'll be your
date, too.

Okay, we're all ready. Let's go.

Yeah.

Uh, Dad?

Yes? Would you mind making a little stop
along the way?

Well, what for?

This. I want to get some money for my
bank account for me and my date.

Oh, no, Arnold. I have my own money.

Oh, Arnold, we don't have to stop at our
bank. I've got plenty of money for all

of us. You know, this is my treat.

Now, Dad.

When a man takes out a woman, he should
pay for it with his own money. But if

you insist on treating somebody, you can
treat me.

Arnold,

wait a minute.

I think I can handle this myself, Dad.
Don't let me take $12 out with my bank

book. Well...

I think I better go with you anyway.

But, Dad, it's my money and my date.

And that you want to come along in the
tunnel of love.

I'll go with him, Dad, just in case.

Oh, okay, go ahead.

Don't take too long, Arnold.

I hope she's not after me for my money.

You just made it, boys. I'm about to
lock up here. Okay, we won't take long.

Hurry up, Arnold. All right.

Can I make a withdrawal?

Only if you have money in the bank.

No, I have an account here.

Okay, we're in business.

How much would you like to withdraw?

Well, I'd like $2 ,000, but I've only
got $12 ,000.

You want to withdraw the whole $12 ,000?

No, I'd better leave it in the estate.

Make that $1 ,150.

Good thinking. Okay, here you are. Just
find this.

All right. Let me hear your hand, bro.

Bend over.

Thanks.

There.

Okay, here's your $11 .50.

Thank you, my man.

All right.

Wait a minute.

I just remembered something.

What? When I opened my account here, I
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So what?

until I get my toaster. Where is the
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Oh, no.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Are you the manager?

Something tells me you're not the
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Don't try anything funny. Don't trip any
alarms. Come on, lady. Move it in

there. Move it in there.

All right, all right, all right.

Everybody quiet.

Now, these ain't water pistols we got
here.

Real bullets come out of these guns.

Hey, listen.

Forgive my free toaster. We got to get
to the amusement park.

Yeah. Have a nice day.

Oh, thank you, too.

Now, rule number one.

Nobody moves unless I tell them to.

Yes, sir. I never argue with a guy
wearing pantyhose.

If you've got a gun, you can wear a
girdle if you want.

Just stay cool, folks, and nobody's
going to get hurt.

We're going to get the money and run.

We're going to get the green and we
won't be seen.

Now, we don't want to hurt anybody,
so... Shut up, Thomas.

Cover the cameras.

Cameras, right.

Thomas, relax.

Relax.

Right.

I...

I'm Mr. Gibson, the manager.

Now, I assure you that none of my
employees or I will do anything foolish.

And none of his customers will either.

We just want you to get out of here. We
don't want any trouble.

What do you want us to do?

Mr. Gibson, you and your friends just be
calm and behave yourselves.

Thomas, lock the back door. Back door's
already locked. Good.

What do you mean, good?

Check it, Thomas.

Check it. Right, Woody.

All right, folks.

Now, while I'm gone, nobody tries
anything funny, huh?

Because Woody means what he says.

You cross Woody, he gets nasty. Not at
all.

See what I mean?

Thomas.

Right.

What did we get ourselves into?

What did we get ourselves into?

You're the one who wanted to come in
here and show off a toady.

Knock it off, you two.

Arnold Jackson, knock it off, sir.

Like the man said, when your back door
is locked.

Good.

Now, Mr. Gibson, let's get the money out
of the vault.

Tell us.

Help him get the money.

Thomas, take him in.

Okay, this way, this way. Come on, move
it.

Move it, move it. I ain't got all day,
lady. You, you down.

Thomas.

I want all the money in the bank.

Right.

Well, here goes my $11 .50.

You got quick insurance.

Kid, I'm not going to warn you again.

Shut up.

Yes, sir. I'm a one -warning man.

Arnold must be getting all of his money
in pennies.

You know, Arnold's really trying to
impress you, Tootie. I hope he

this isn't a permanent relationship.

It's just one mad fling at an amusement
park.

Sorry, we're closed.

Let me in. My two sons are in there.

I said we're closed.

Well, when the world's taking them so
long, please let me in.

Tell Mr. Gibson it's Mr. Drummond.

What do you want me to do?

Get up.

Move it.

All right, let the dummy in.

Hey, watch your language. That dummy's
our father.

Hey, boys, what is taking you so long?

We've been waiting... Now, mister, stay
put and shut up. If you don't want to

get hurt, don't try to be a hero.

Don't worry, he won't. We're all
cowards.

Dad's the biggest one.

Better cooperate, Mr. Drummond.

Don't worry, I will.

You can have any money I've got, but
just don't harm my boys.

Come on, move. Put the bread on the
table.

Move up there.

Where did he come from, Woody?

I had to let him in.

These are his kids.

His kids?

Manette Buston's really working.

We're adopted.

You put that gun away, maybe he'll adopt
you too.

Look, gentlemen.

Shut up.

Thomas, get the rest of the money out of
the vault and let's get out of here.

There isn't any more money. This is it.

What do you mean there's no more money?

They said there's no more money.

Oh, well.

In that case, we could have just knocked
on the front door and asked them if

they had any money. They say, no, we
could have gone to the movies.

I'm sorry.

I'll handle the vault.

You start loading this dough, and you
keep a close eye on these people.

You three, into the vault.

You want me to see who it is?

Yeah, yeah.

But nobody else gets in.

We're not running a hotel here.

Sorry, we're closed.

Uh, yeah, my dad and brothers are in
there.

They'll be out soon.

Let us in.

I can't.

I mean, we're closed.

Can you tell them to hurry, please?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Is there anything wrong?

No, no, no, no, no.

Everything's fine.

Thomas, start loading.

Now move it.

Mr. Drummond, that was your daughter and
another girl.

Thanks.

Thank goodness they didn't let them in.

Yeah, women panic.

They can't face danger like us men.
Right, Arnold?

Only if that us don't include me.

Just stay calm, guys.

All they want is the money and then
they'll get out of here.

Hey, Thomas, man, I... How could you do
something like this?

You make it tougher on the rest of us.
Don't give me that jive kid, huh?

There's a lot of good brothers out
there, but you're the one they're going

remember. Well, dang you.

Telling a hungry man he shouldn't have
money to eat?

Listen, I was hungry once, too.

I came from the poorest part of Harlem,
but I never picked up a gun in my life.

What part of Harlem are you from?

Me and Lucy are from Harlem.

Arnold, you can tell them later.

What part of Harlem are you kids from?

I'm from there, too.

Hey, we're from 124th Street.

124th Street? You kidding?

Hey, you know Crazy Harold?

No, I didn't. I was there the day he bit
the horn.

That's Crazy Harold, all right.

So where you kids live now?

Oh, in a big penthouse on Park Avenue.

Oh, yeah?

What's the address?

Woody and I'll stop by one night.

You wouldn't like it.

It's an old penthouse.

The building's condemned.

Gibson, get another briefcase.

Hey, Woody.

Hey, these kids, they used to live in
Harlem.

Yeah. On 124th Street, they even knew
Crazy Harold.

What are you doing?

I'm robbing a bank, and you're playing
Barbara Walters.

Get over here.

Thomas, will you watch it?

I'm sorry, Woody. I just...

Look, relax.

We got it made.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I love you, Abe Lincoln.

You've always been my favorite
president.

your customers as nice as you.

I want everybody... Attention in the
bank.

Attention in the bank.

This is the police.

This is Captain Burns speaking.

We know you are in there and you are
surrounded.

Why don't you come out, give yourselves
up, and nobody will get hurt.

They're all over the place.

And one of these wise guys tripped an
alarm.

None of us did it. Probably him, Mr.
Straight.

Now, you think I'm crazy? I got a wife
and three kids.

I'm a bachelor, but I'm not crazy
either.

How about it in there? Are you coming
out?

Look, it doesn't matter how the police
find out.

They're out there now.

Now, why don't you do the sensible thing
and give yourselves up?

What, are you kidding?

I'm running this show. I'm running this
show, not the cops.

And I got something they want.

Hostages.

Ollie, and if we get it, you get it too.

Hey,

Victor's a disaster.

What, the 99 -cent store burnt down
again?

That's not funny.

Man, I'm going over my frequent flyer
statements, right? It says all of my

expire in four days.

Call 911, man. This is an emergency.

Hey, don't trivialize my pain.

Man, I spend a lot of money trying to
earn 150 ,000 frequent flyer miles.

No, no, no.

Just calm down, man. I got it all under
control.

And Monday and Tuesdays are flow nights,
right? Yeah.

Let's just close the joint down and go
to Vegas.

That sounds good.

But I still have enough miles for four
more tickets.

We can take Nicolette, Doug, Leonard,
part of our new employee incentive

program.

What was our old employee incentive
program?

Work or get by.

That sounds good, but I still have
enough miles for one more ticket.

I don't know, man. You might have to eat
that.

It's not a joke

to form shops at theaters. I want to
take Victoria shopping.

Who are you and what have you done with
Malcolm McGee?

I realize that I appear to be
parsimonious.

However... Cheap, Malcolm. The word is
cheap.

However, there is a method to my
madness.

See, I save my money for times like
this. When I'm in a hot city with a

beautiful lady, I want to do it up in
style.

Let's play some slots.

I'm ready.

Well, people, I'm going to hit the
tables. I'm feeling lucky.

Good luck. Good luck, everybody.

Good luck.

Hey, Eddie, listen. I know you love
Vegas, but you might want to think about

taking it slow this trip.

Michael, we live in Kansas City where
it's always slow.

When you get to Vegas, man, you got to
turn it up a notch.

Look, Ed, you and I both know you have
an addictive personality.

Once you turn it on, you got a hard time
turning it off.

Now, every man's got a dream, man. Don't
take my dreams away from me, man.

All right, now, when your dream turns
into a nightmare, don't come to me for

money. The Bank of Malcolm is closed for
Y2K adjustments.

Fine, fine.

Remember, that goes both ways. Now, when
I break the bank and I own this casino

and I'm driving in a Ferrari,

All right, I'll be careful. Thanks.

Dollar chips.

Good luck, sir.

I don't need no luck. I got skills.

If I should have told you about me,
they're going to fire you for much

I'm going to tell you about it.