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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.
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What might be right for you may not be
right for some.
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A man is born, he's a man of needs.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different
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strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? You'll have yours and I'll have
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mine. And together we'll be fine.
Different strokes to move the world.
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strokes to move the world.
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Forty. Forty -four.
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Forty and a half.
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Forty and three.
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men in your shorts.
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50. I'll win. I'll beat you again,
sucker.
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You sure make it easy for me.
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I'm gonna beat you yet, James.
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You can't beat me at anything.
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Oh, yeah?
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Can you just go roller skate and eat a
taco at the same time?
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Well, it's the only thing you can beat
me at is losing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'm gonna cream you in that father
and son contest.
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Yeah.
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Good luck, you turkey.
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Willis, you just bring a mop on Sunday
so you don't get the floor slippery with
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your tears.
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See ya, loser.
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Oh, that James sure is a bad winner.
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Damn. Say, Willis, I didn't know you
were gonna be in that father and son
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contest next Sunday.
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Neither did I, till I said it.
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You sure Dad's gonna wanna do all that?
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and jumping and swimming and basketball
and lifting weights?
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Sure. I guess I better tell them right
away.
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Yeah, it's nice to have a little warning
that you're gonna get a hernia.
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Hey, wait up a second. I feel my inner
strength calling me.
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try it then. Go ahead.
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Stand back, Wheatley.
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Here comes Mr. Universe.
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Hey,
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Tiger.
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Pumping a little higher?
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I'm afraid there's too much iron and not
enough pump.
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Let me give you a hand.
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See, Willis? And you thought I couldn't
do it.
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Oh, we're doing just fine, Mr. Garrett.
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You stay at Kimberly's school just as
long as they need you.
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Well, tonight we're eating at home.
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I'm serving out a pesto, minestrone, and
lasagna.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all.
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I just went in the kitchen, picked up
the phone, and called Spaghetti Delight.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Gary.
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Daddy, where are Wilson and Arnold?
They're supposed to be helping.
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I guess they're still over at the YMCA.
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You know, I think it's great that
they're getting into physical fitness.
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You know, Arnold's really getting
conscious of his physique.
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This morning he asked me to measure his
chest.
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Relaxed, it was 24 inches.
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How big was it expanded?
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Oh, 24 inches.
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I told him it was 42.
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Well, you know what he did to me this
morning? No, why? He said, me towards a
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new elephant.
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and tried to ride me out of the room.
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You know, I was very body conscious
myself when I was a little kid.
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As a matter of fact, you probably won't
believe this, but I was a 97 -pound
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weakling. Oh, I can believe it, Daddy.
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Anyway, there was this bully that used
to throw sand at my face when I went to
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the beach.
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So I rode away for one of those muscle
-building courses, and I lifted weights
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all winter. When summer came, I went
back to that beach, and I found that
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Oh, and what happened?
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She still kicked sand in my face.
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Okay, honey.
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Just a little muscle mirth there.
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Hey, Dad. Hi, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, how
you doing, Dad?
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Willis has something really terrific to
tell you. Oh, yeah? Yeah. There's a big
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father and son contest at the Y this
Sunday. Yeah. And there's all kinds of
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sporting events. And because you're his
father and he's your son, he signed you
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two up to be in it. He did?
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Yeah, go ahead and tell it, Willis.
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I think he already got wind of it from
some big mouth.
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Hey, Dad, will you be in it with me,
please? Come on, will you?
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Oh. Oh, I think that's a wonderful idea,
Willis. We'll be a team. And I'll be a
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rooting section.
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Give me a D, give me an R, give me a U
-M -M, give me an O, give me an N, give
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me a big fat D.
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Yay, Germans!
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I didn't think she could get her big fat
D off the ground.
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Dad, will you be in a father and son
contest with me too someday?
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Oh, of course I will, Aunt.
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Hey, Willis.
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I'll bet you we could use a good coach
to help us get in shape. Don't you think
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so? Oh, yeah, we sure could.
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Maybe Arnold can handle it.
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Yeah, I'll be a great coach.
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I already got a cap and a whistle, and I
can get tough if I have to.
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Let me see that again.
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All right, you got the job.
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All right.
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Dad, I really want to win that contest.
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Have you done some track events before?
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Oh, yeah. In fact, last year at the
company picnic, I beat three younger men
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three different events. And without
exception, they all said the same thing.
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Nice going, boss.
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Don't worry, Willis. I'm in pretty good
shape.
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Well, we gotta be in better shape by
Sunday.
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Yeah, and good ain't good enough.
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This is your coach speaking.
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Tomorrow, there'll be lots of road work
and body work for you two and lots of
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yelling work for me. Like hustle,
hustle, move it, move it, you deadbeats.
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Don't be too hard on us, Arnold. The
contest's just for fun, you know.
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Yeah. Oh, no.
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I gotta win that big trophy and beat
that kid James at the Y.
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He's always beating me and rubbing it
in.
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Don't you worry about beating James.
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We are going to give it our best shot,
Willis.
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Remember, it's not whether you win or
lose, but how you play the game.
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And the secret is to play the game so
you win.
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Right on, brother.
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Right on.
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at this cream pie we have for dessert.
Oh, that looks delicious.
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First rule to remember is no desserts
during training. Oh, come on.
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Fortunately, that rule doesn't apply to
the coach.
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I baked it myself.
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You baked it? Yeah.
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Like I always say, the coach should
always set a good example for the team.
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No, he made it.
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Hey, guys.
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Listen.
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Next time, let's take the elevator up.
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It's too tough jogging up 30 floors.
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Arnold did take the elevator.
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Well, while I was standing in it, I was
thinking jogging.
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All right, let's see. We did five miles.
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Five miles?
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Four of that was driving there.
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Well, at least we ran a mile.
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Well, we can do better than that.
Tomorrow we're going to do two miles.
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We're going to?
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While me and Dad was jogging, one of
that we was riding in a limousine with
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chauffeur.
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You think it's easy sitting there for an
hour listening to white music?
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I'm fine. It's just that kink.
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How do we un -kink you?
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I'm okay.
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Listen, we're going to do just fine in
that contest tomorrow.
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But the most important thing, win or
lose, is that we have a lot of fun doing
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it. Yeah, and what's more important is
to beat that kid, James.
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Oh, man, I really want to cream him.
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Yeah, we're going to cream him.
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And then we'll get that big trophy when
we win. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're going to
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win a trophy.
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You know, Willis, you'd have a better
chance if they had a trophy for speed
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sleeping.
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You do 20 more and you'll be up to my
grandma.
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I thought I heard your big mouth.
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Big mouth?
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Yeah. Why don't you go someplace and
look in the mirror and ugly yourself to
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death?
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Yeah. And we're going to put you and
your dad anyway.
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Oh, yeah? You haven't seen my dad.
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I don't need to see your dad because
we're going to cream you.
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Cream you straight out.
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Hey, let's get going, James.
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This is my dad.
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Uh,
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Willis.
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I thought the Incredible Hulk was green.
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Dad, this is Willis, the dude I always
beat. He thinks he's going to take us in
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the contest.
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Well, you never know, son.
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That's why we've got to keep practicing.
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How are you, Willis?
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Oh, fine.
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And who's this?
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Hi.
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I'm Arnold, his coach, and his brother
on the side.
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Well, it's nice meeting you boys.
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Hey, James, we better get down to the
pool to do our 30 laps so we'll have
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to run a few miles before dinner.
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30 laps?
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Well, it's Wednesday. It's our easy day.
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Good luck, boys.
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Hey, Phyllis, I bet you got a good
chance of winning that other contest.
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What other contest?
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The one at the YWCA.
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Big show -off.
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You know what I'd like to put in this
locker? A skunk with bad breath.
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Oh, man, Arnold.
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Do you see the size of James's father?
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Man, when they handed out muscles, he
got in line twice.
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Oh, Mr.
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Dean's got muscles, too.
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Where?
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Well, they don't jump out. actually,
they just lay there waiting to be
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Yeah, well, yes, they're lying there
snoring.
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Let's face it, I haven't got a chance to
be James.
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Oh, look on the bright side.
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Maybe his father will fall down a
manhole.
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You feel fit for one.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, Larry.
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Larry, how do you get so big and strong?
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You have to take care of yourself.
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Eat right, exercise every day, get
plenty of sleep, and lead a good, clean
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How long you been doing that?
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I start tomorrow.
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No, seriously, guys. If I had a son,
that's the advice I'd give him. Oh,
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you, Larry. Okay. Thanks, Larry.
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Sure. Oh, man, Arnold, what am I going
to do?
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Did you see the size of his father?
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Did I see him?
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This whole room was one big T -shirt.
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Oh, my God, too, Arnold.
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I just gotta beat that James.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Didn't Larry just say he didn't have a
son?
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So? So he's got one now.
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What are you talking about, Willis?
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haven't seen feet this red since I went
to a winemaking demonstration.
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Are you sure you're up to that contest
Sunday?
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I gotta be. I can't let Willis down.
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Well, that's a nice sentiment, but have
you discussed it with your feet?
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Do you want some wine?
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Oh, no. No, I'm finished. I don't want
to be the first man to get frostbite in
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penthouse.
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I wonder if Bruce Jenner started this
way.
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contest with Arnold.
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Arnold, will you just shut up and don't
say nothing?
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All I'm gonna do is get some cheese.
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Cheese? For what?
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For you, you rat.
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Arnold, will you just get off my case,
huh?
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I'm tired of losing to James.
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Well, what are you gonna tell Dad?
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That you traded him for a first -round
draft choice?
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I don't know.
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I'll explain to him so I don't hurt his
feelings in my own way.
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In other words, you're gonna lie.
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Arnold, I don't tell lies.
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Well, if you don't, you sure made the
truth nervous a few times.
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Oh, hi, guys.
245
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,140
Hey, Willis, I'm really getting into
shape.
246
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,320
We are gonna whip them good.
247
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920
I'm raring to go.
248
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,200
Well, Dad, I got something to tell you
about the contest.
249
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,480
And I don't think you're gonna like it.
250
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,040
You mean it's canceled?
251
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,020
Yeah, what will is it?
252
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,320
Yeah, that's it. They canceled it.
253
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Oh, that's too bad.
254
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I was just approaching my athletic peak.
255
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,940
Well, maybe next year, Dad.
256
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,300
Hey, I know how you must feel, Willis.
You're probably very disappointed.
257
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:55,820
Yeah, I can't tell you how I feel.
258
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,360
Willis, I'm going to the kitchen.
259
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I'll bring you back that cheese.
260
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,249
Hi, sweetheart.
261
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:10,969
Hi, Eddie.
262
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,470
Hey, are the boys home yet?
263
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,870
No, they're down at the Y again.
264
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:17,970
Poor old Willis. He just hasn't been
himself since they canceled that
265
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,470
I guess it really meant a lot to him for
us to compete as a team.
266
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:25,270
Come to think of it, Arnold hasn't been
himself either. He's down to only eight
267
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,270
snacks a day.
268
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:28,770
Hey, I got an idea.
269
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:32,370
Why don't I go down to the Y, pick the
guys up, take them out to dinner and a
270
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,690
movie? Just the men, the team and the
coach.
271
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:36,690
Hey, that's male chauvinism.
272
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,700
Yeah. How about that?
273
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,520
Well, that's okay. I was invited to my
girlfriend's for dinner anyway.
274
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Oh, good. You'll be all right then. Oh,
sure.
275
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:48,140
Daddy, wouldn't it be nice if Arnold
turned into a muscle man?
276
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,100
Well, he's practically a half a world
champion muscle man right now.
277
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,340
Huh?
278
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,900
Well, he's got the Arnold. All he's
missing is the Schwarzenegger.
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Twenty -four.
280
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Twenty -five.
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Twenty...
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Okay, Willis, that's it.
283
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Okay,
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Willis, that's it.
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I can do more?
286
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:25,450
Come on, Willis, take it easy. You're
going to sprain your face.
287
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,570
Yeah, I can do it all, Willis.
288
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My son and your muscles are going to
retirement.
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00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:38,630
Blow that whistle in my face again,
coach, and you're going to join Woody
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00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,750
on the unemployment line.
291
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,710
Key down, key down, Willis.
292
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,590
You're taking the competition too
seriously.
293
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:46,869
You're uptight.
294
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Relax. Enjoy.
295
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,530
Just do it for fun.
296
00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:53,610
He had a funny biz when I won that big
trophy and wiped that smile off James'
297
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,430
face. Okay, champ.
298
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:56,890
But you're trying too hard.
299
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,910
Just work up a sweat, not a flood.
300
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,150
Okay. I guess I hit the showers.
301
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,430
Okay. See you later.
302
00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:10,470
Is it okay with you if I take a shower,
coach?
303
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,450
Don't get mad at me.
304
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:15,119
That's not my fault. you played a dirty
trick on Dad.
305
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,760
Arnold, will you just lay off me?
306
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,940
Let me see you do that again.
307
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,180
I thought that's the way you did it.
308
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,960
But don't get me mad.
309
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,440
A coach isn't supposed to hit a player.
310
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:30,860
Oh, yeah?
311
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,160
Lucky I heard what I just said or I'd
have to punch you.
312
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,280
Listen, Arnold, you're just too young to
understand.
313
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,850
not too young to know what a creep is.
314
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,570
Excuse me.
315
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,530
Yeah. I'm looking for two young boys,
Willis and Arnold Jackson.
316
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:03,950
You happen to know where they are?
317
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,350
Yeah.
318
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,450
Hold this for me. I'll get them.
319
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,650
Oh, sure.
320
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,470
They're in the shower.
321
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,300
You, uh, you're pretty good at that.
322
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,020
I gotta keep in shape.
323
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,640
Your friend Willis will give me a bad
time.
324
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380
Why would he do that?
325
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,060
Wants to win that father and son contest
so bad.
326
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,720
It's killing him.
327
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,300
May put me away, too.
328
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,620
Father and son contest? Wasn't that
canceled?
329
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,340
No. It's still on.
330
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,659
It is?
331
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,160
Yeah. I guess you know Willis doesn't
have a father.
332
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120
So he asked me to be his partner.
333
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,820
Oh.
334
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,580
I see.
335
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,060
How well do you know Willis and his
brother?
336
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,060
Not as well as I thought.
337
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,820
Well, it was nice talking to you.
338
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,860
I've got to run two miles around the
track.
339
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,220
But do me a favor, will you?
340
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,960
Tell Coach Arnold I ran ten.
341
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,500
See you later.
342
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,650
Here, looking at you, kid.
343
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:46,550
Hi,
344
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,390
Daddy. Oh, hi.
345
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:53,530
You know, Daddy, between you and
Humphrey Bogart, it has been a very
346
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,530
evening for me.
347
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:57,650
What happened with you and the boys? Why
didn't you take them out?
348
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:03,450
Oh, I suddenly remembered a business
dinner I had.
349
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,340
You didn't tell the boys I went to the
Y, did you?
350
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,340
Well, no, you said not to when you
phoned.
351
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040
Good.
352
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,180
Are they asleep?
353
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,860
Yeah, they were really pooped when they
got back from the gym.
354
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,140
Good night, honey.
355
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,140
Daddy, are you all right?
356
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,240
Yeah, I'm fine.
357
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,830
What a terrible dream I had.
358
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,830
Did they put you on a rack and torture
you in your dream?
359
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,210
No. Well, that's what they did to you in
my dream.
360
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,150
That was a terrible thing I did to Dad.
361
00:20:54,970 --> 00:21:00,370
You know, I've been a... I don't even
know the word.
362
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,990
Well, let me help you. Think.
363
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:05,150
Pony.
364
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,830
Rat.
365
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:08,930
Jerk.
366
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,650
I'll take them all.
367
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,730
Well, wait a minute now. I'm just
getting warmed up.
368
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:15,890
I just couldn't go through with it,
Arnold.
369
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,950
I couldn't face myself if I did.
370
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,030
I'm telling Dad what happened and
dropping out of the contest.
371
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,370
You mean that, Willis?
372
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,750
I mean it.
373
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,110
And you'll tell him the truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth?
374
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,790
I will.
375
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,710
If it was the Bible, would you put your
hand on me and swear?
376
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,270
So help me.
377
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:41,050
Willis? You're the best spink, phony,
rag -jerk brother guy ever had.
378
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,490
I thought I heard voices in here.
379
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:48,470
You two guys okay?
380
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,610
Well, one of us isn't.
381
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:56,130
He's done something that he's ashamed
of. And it ain't the occupant of the top
382
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,130
bunk.
383
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,550
Well, tell me, what is it, Willis?
384
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,350
Dad.
385
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,200
I lied to you.
386
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:14,160
The father and son contest wasn't
canceled.
387
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,860
I got somebody else to be my partner
because I thought I'd have a better
388
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:21,860
of winning.
389
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:23,780
That's it.
390
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,120
Yep, that covers all the rotten things
he did.
391
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,520
Willis, I can't tell you how happy it
makes me to hear you say that.
392
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,100
Huh?
393
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:40,150
Well, I found out today that the contest
was still on, and I wasn't going to say
394
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,590
anything because I was too hurt.
395
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,030
I didn't mean to hurt you, Dad.
396
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:47,970
Honest, I didn't.
397
00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:50,390
I know that, Willis.
398
00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:54,250
You know, you'll never want to do
anything with me again.
399
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:56,310
Oh, of course I will.
400
00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:59,570
I'm your father. I will always be there
when you need me.
401
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,580
What am I miserable for?
402
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,880
I didn't do anything rotten.
403
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:39,560
Larry for shaking my hand and not
breaking my head.
404
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,620
No applause, folks.
405
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,320
Just want to thank Arnold for letting me
be his assistant coach.
406
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,160
Hey, guys, you did terrific, and I love
that trophy.
407
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:56,340
Yeah, well, even if we came in third
place and James won and rubbed it in, I
408
00:23:56,340 --> 00:24:00,600
didn't care, because we had fun, didn't
we, Dad? Yeah, that's the whole idea,
409
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:04,500
son. I tell you, Phil, you were really
burning rubber around that track, man.
410
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,020
you took them hurdles like you had bees
in your gym shorts.
411
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:14,700
The only reason I ran that fast is I was
trying to beat my Charlie horse to the
412
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:15,700
finish line.
413
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,680
Hey, if we start training now, we can
win that big trophy next year.
414
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,960
Oh. Yeah, come on. Let's do a couple
laps around the apartment.
415
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,179
Come on.
416
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,180
You kidding?
417
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,220
The only lap...
418
00:24:47,370 --> 00:24:50,150
They're just one drum. What might be
right for you?
419
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:56,210
May not be right for some. For many, for
the needs of many of these.
420
00:24:56,410 --> 00:24:58,110
Then along come two.
421
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,190
They got nothing but the genes.
422
00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:03,130
But they got different strokes of
things.
423
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,190
Different strokes of things.
424
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,370
Different strokes of the world.
425
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,170
Different strokes of things.
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