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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
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you may not be right for some.
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A man is born, he's a man of means.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different
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strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have
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yours, and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine.
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Different strokes to move the world.
Different strokes to move the world.
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Show me where, Arnold. It's too late.
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The guy split on a motorcycle and the
other one ran away.
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Right on the street? In broad daylight?
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No, but it wasn't even paying any
attention.
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Arnold, was one of the dudes naked
throwing dollar bills in the air?
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I don't know about the rest of you, but
that question sounds very strange to me.
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That's because it came from a very
strange place.
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Arnold made up his story about seeing a
naked lady throwing dollar bills in the
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air.
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Making this one up, too.
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No, I'm not.
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Some lion made my missing front teeth
never grow in.
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Now, listen, Arnold.
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Just tell us what these people look
like.
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Well, the guy with the gun was white and
real tall.
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How tall is real tall?
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Over four feet.
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Well, what about the guy he held up,
Arnold? The guy he held up was black and
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was wearing a dress.
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A man wearing a dress?
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Why would a man wear a... Forget I asked
that.
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He was also wearing a funny red hat.
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Like an organ grinder's monkey.
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And the holed -up man got away on a
motorcycle?
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Uh -huh. And the driver was a lady with
a beard.
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Daddy, do you think we ought to call the
police?
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Uh -oh. We ought to call a head
shrinker.
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Arnold just flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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Listen, I'm trying very hard to believe
you.
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So, let's go over the facts, huh?
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In broad daylight, you saw a tall man of
four feet holding up another man
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wearing a dress and a red monkey hat.
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And he escaped on a motorcycle driven by
a bearded lady.
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Is that what you said?
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Yeah, but I forgot that the bearded lady
was wearing a red banana.
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I mean bandana.
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What are you going to do?
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I know what I'm going to do.
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I'm gonna write me a letter to the lies
club and tell them I got the new champ.
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It may be short, Arnold, but you got a
tall imagination.
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The next time you see a hold -up man,
bring him home.
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While I vacuum the furniture, he can
hold up the couch.
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Come on, Arnold.
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Guess you think I'm lying, too, Mr. D.
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Oh, no, Arnold, I...
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I don't think you're lying.
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I just think you have very active
imagination.
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I had one, too, when I was a little boy.
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I remember once I woke up the whole
household yelling, there's a Martian on
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lawn, there's a Martian on the lawn.
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But was it really?
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It was a drunk carrying a TV antenna.
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Nobody believed me.
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But I know what I saw.
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Oh, operator, get me the police.
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Hello, police?
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This is a person.
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I want to report a holdup. My name is
Arnold Jackson.
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I'll spell it for you so you won't get
it wrong in the headlines.
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That's capital A, small r.
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Excuse me, lady, police.
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Police? Please, lady, don't be nervous.
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Oh, I'm only as nervous as a person
should be when a nine -foot cop comes to
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door and says, don't be nervous.
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Lady, would you mind if I sat down? My
feet are killing me. You won't believe
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this, but I really do have flat feet.
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So do I. Come on in. Sit down. Thanks.
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Who is it, Mrs. Garrett?
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A flatfoot. I mean the police.
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Flatfoot, cops, fuzz, whatever they call
us, we're all underpaid.
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What can I do for you, officer?
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Detective Sergeant Morrison.
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One R, one S.
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Philip Drummond. The usual way.
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Does an Arnold Jackson live here?
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That's my son.
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What about him?
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Terrific. I guess he didn't tell you. He
called us to say he saw a holdup. Oh,
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no.
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Arnold! Come down here.
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Sergeant. I'm sure this is just a little
boy's imagination gone wild. I'm
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terribly sorry about this.
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I'm afraid he made the whole thing up,
officer.
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He's... Oh, excuse me.
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You want me, Mr. Drummond? Mm -hmm.
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Is this your son?
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That's right. Now, that's what I call
affirmative action.
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Arnold, this is Sergeant Morrison from
the police station. He has come to see
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you. He is? Now, Arnold, I want you to
listen to me very carefully.
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I want you to look Sergeant Morrison
right in the eye and tell him the truth
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about that holdup today. Yes, sir.
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Right in the eye.
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Before you start, there's something I
gotta say.
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You got the cutest, fattest little
cheeks I've ever seen.
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Now I know what they mean by police
brutality.
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Kid's got a great sense of humor and a
wild imagination.
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Tell him, Arnold.
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Well, I was looking through my telescope
and I saw this one dude hold up this
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other dude who was wearing a dress and a
red hat.
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And he... Arnold, please.
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The truth.
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He is telling the truth, Mr. Drummond.
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You mean there was actually a holdup
involving a bearded lady with a red
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Bandana.
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Bandana. A male Caucasian with long
hair. Well, what about the guy in the
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and the monkey hat?
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Well, a caftan and a fez.
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The victim was a U .N. delegate from an
African country.
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They don't go in much for leisure suits.
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Neither do I.
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The only leisure suit I got is the one I
was born with.
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I apologize for doubting you.
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But you must admit, your story did sound
pretty wild.
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Oh, that's okay, Mr. Drummond.
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Nobody ever believes little kids.
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Well, I'm proud of you.
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Do you think I get a reward for solving
a crime?
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Well, I think some city official might
write you a thank you note.
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I hope he writes it on a $10 bill.
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We're going to need your son down at the
station to look at some pictures, Mr.
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Drummond. We think we know who the guy
is, but we need Arnold to make a
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identification.
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What time can he show up? What time do
they deliver the donuts?
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I'll bring him tomorrow right after
school, Sergeant. That'll be fine.
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Oh, before I go, Arnold, would you mind
if
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I... Oh, I'll...
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hooked on those cheeks.
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Now it's my turn.
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Hey, that hurts!
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Get the picture?
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Arnold, this mug book is
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full of pictures of criminals. Now let
me know when you see the guy you pulled
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the hold of.
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50 -looking, ain't he? Never trust a guy
with half a mustache.
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Why are these guys ugly?
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Now I know why crooks wear a mask.
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Take your time. We really want this guy.
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That's him.
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That's the hold -up man.
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Are you sure, Arnold?
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Positive. Hey, great. Frank, the kid
thing. You're to bring him in, will you?
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Right, Sarge.
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Arnold, you did great.
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Now, all you got to do is identify him
in a lineup.
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Arnold, if you'd had a telescope a few
years ago, you could have wiped out half
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the crime in New York.
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Yeah, and the other half would have
moved to New Jersey.
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You two were really good citizens, Mr.
Drummond. A lot of people must have seen
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this hold up, but you were the only ones
willing to get involved.
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How about a picture of your kid for the
paper?
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Oh, I hadn't counted on his picture
being in the paper. I... Oh, that's
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Mr. Drummond.
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I think I can force myself to be on the
front page.
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a picture. I look mature.
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Hey, Arnold, I'm proud of you. You got
your picture in the paper without doing
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time.
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Here we are.
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Hey, Mr. Dillon, did you get enough of
those papers?
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I just got what you asked me for,
Arnold, 30 copies.
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Maybe we should get a few more.
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They might turn into collector's items.
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like he's trying to bite me through the
phone.
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Hello?
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What?
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What's that?
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What do you mean?
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Yes.
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Yes, I understand.
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What was that, Daddy?
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Oh, it was just the wrong number.
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How about that?
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Even people with wrong numbers are
calling me.
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I knew I shouldn't have let them take
Arnold's picture.
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Why? What's the matter, Mr. Drummond?
Some man said that if we don't want
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anything to happen to Arnold, he better
not identify that hold -up man tomorrow.
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How come my face wasn't on page one?
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You're not cute enough.
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Oh, Arnold, yes, you are.
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Now, look, Sergeant Morrison, I just
can't let Arnold do it.
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The guy on the phone made it quite
plain.
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Arnold will be in danger if he shows up
at your lineup tomorrow.
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But without your kid, this guy's going
to be running around in the street
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I need Arnold to put him away.
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I am sorry, Sergeant.
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Chalk up another one for the bad guys.
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Everybody wants us to do something about
crime. But when we need you,
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everybody's out of town.
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Now, listen, Sergeant. We are talking
about the safety of an eight -year -old
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child. Now, if it was me, I assure you
there'd be no problem.
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But not you or I or anybody has the
right to lay my son's life on the line.
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My dinner.
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I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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It was a ham sandwich.
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So, now it's pressed ham.
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Well, I hope you get that, guy.
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That's what they all say.
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Arnold, you're actually going to make
the whole album out of the same picture?
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Sure. That way, whatever page I turn to,
I can see me.
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If you autograph a few of these
pictures, I can make a lot of money
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to your biggest fan.
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Who's that?
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You. Uh -oh. What's the matter, Miss
Gere?
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Nothing, just uh -oh.
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Who is it?
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Yes, I'm Louis Adams with the United
Nations.
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I'm here to see Arnold Jackson.
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Did the doorman...
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Yes, he did.
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May I see your identification?
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Yes, you may. I'd be glad to show it to
you if you'd open the door.
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Oh.
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Ow!
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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I'm Mrs. Garrett.
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Do you know your driver's license
expires next month? Thank you. I'll
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that. May I present to you the
representative of the government of
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Kwambi. Oh, how do you do?
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I'm Mrs. Garrett.
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I meant to say, good afternoon, and how
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do you do?
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The same to you. Please come in.
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Thank you.
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It was Mr. Quamby's wish to meet the
young man who reported the incident.
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That's me. I'm Harlem.
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This is my big brother, Willis, and my
sister, Kimberly. Your sister?
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Obviously from different tribes.
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That's right.
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Cheese Park Avenue, we're Harlem.
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Mr. Quamby, it is very kind of you to
take the trouble to come here. Oh, not
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all. Mr. Jackson?
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Allow me to express my gratitude for
your bravery and in coming forward and
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present you this medallion of merit from
my government.
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Wow!
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It is real gold, and may I hang it
around your neck?
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If we're talking gold, you can hang it
anywhere you want.
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What did you say?
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I must pinch those chubby cheeks.
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Goodbye, Mr. Jackson.
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As we say in my country, Asante.
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As we say in my country, hang in there,
be cool. Hallelujah, brother.
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Arrivederci.
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That's quite a medal, Arnold.
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He said I was very brave. I can't wait
to get to that police lineup tomorrow.
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Arnold, I have to have a little talk
with you. Would you all excuse us,
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Sure, Daddy. Oh, sure. Okay, kids.
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How about a little cake in the kitchen?
Sure.
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Mr. Drummond, couldn't we talk better
with our mouths full of cake?
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This will only take a minute.
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Now, Arnold, you did the right thing by
calling the police.
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And you were very brave.
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But sometimes bravery can cause more
trouble than not being brave.
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And so not being brave can be a kind of
bravery in itself.
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Who's talking about Mr. D?
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Well, Arnold, I'm awfully worried about
you going to the police station
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tomorrow. Why? Is it in a bad
neighborhood?
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No, but if you do go there, it could be
dangerous for you. So I am not going to
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let you go.
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We'll have to give it back?
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Oh, no, no. You earned it.
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I'm just not going to let you go
tomorrow, that's all.
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Come on now, let's have that cake.
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Oh, I just don't know why I can't go.
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But I'll eat the cake and figure it out.
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Boy, I just don't understand grown -ups.
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First, they tell you one thing, then...
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opposite, and when you ask them why,
they either give you a piece of cake or
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send you to your room.
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It's not hard to understand, Arnold.
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Mr. D doesn't want you to go to the
police line because he's afraid for you.
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What's he afraid of?
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If you identify that hold -up man, one
of his friends will use your head for a
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drum.
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Get it?
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I got it, but I ain't so happy about it.
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His head's only for eating, pinching,
and kissing.
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Arnold, you know, I bet Mr.
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D really wants you to go down there, but
he doesn't want to put you on the spot.
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That makes two of us.
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You've got to go to the police station
tomorrow.
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Why do I got to?
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Because if you don't help people when
they're in trouble, they won't help you
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when you're in trouble.
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We've got to get involved.
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Isn't that what Mom and Papa always
taught us?
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Yeah, that's right, Lewis.
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got nothing to worry about, because if
anyone tries to hurt you, I'll be right
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there to back you up.
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Yeah, I'd feel better if you backed me
up in front of me.
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Are you kidding?
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You're a tough little kid.
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Remember how you took the gooch on in
the playground?
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Yeah, I wasn't afraid of that bully,
even though the gooch was a full inch
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taller than me.
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They better not mess with you. You're a
tough little hombre.
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Yeah!
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Okay, okay.
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And don't worry about Mr. D, because
we'll get him off the hook.
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And we're going to go down to your mom
before anybody wakes up, okay?
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Okay. Good night.
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Night.
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You know something, Willis?
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I really don't have nothing to worry
about in the first place.
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I'm a hero in two countries.
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Look who's here.
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Our star witness.
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Hey, Frank, get that bum in the lineup.
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Hi, Mr. Morrison.
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Hiya, Arnold.
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He's my big brother, Willis. Hiya,
Willis. How you doing? I'm glad your
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changed his mind. Where is he?
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Uh, he dropped it off and he went to his
office.
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Yeah, we're gonna take the subway home.
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Well, come on over here, boys.
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Arnold, when these guys come out, I want
you to look them over very carefully.
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Take your time, huh?
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00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,440
Now, you can see them, but they can't
see you.
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I want you to be absolutely sure it's
him.
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Okay? Okay.
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00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,760
All right.
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Send in the clowns.
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00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,200
Oh,
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00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,080
look at these guys.
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00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:15,850
The last time I seen faces like that,
they were swinging from trees.
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00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,350
Take a good look.
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00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:22,670
Is anyone up there the one you saw pull
the hold up?
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00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,570
That one. The second one from the left.
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00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,790
Are you sure?
340
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:32,830
Positive. Hey, that's the guy we
figured. All right, take him away.
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You guys did terrific.
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00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,490
How about some ice cream?
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00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,480
Great. How about a couple of chocolate
cones?
344
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,780
Good idea.
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00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,020
I'll take a couple of chocolate cones,
too.
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I'm proud of you, Arnold.
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And Mr. D's gonna be proud of you, too.
Yeah. Wait till he finds out we did all
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00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,240
this on our own. He's gonna... What did
you say?
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00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,759
Oh, nothing.
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00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,900
Just... I
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00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:09,300
mean,
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00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,550
what would... Is that about Mr.
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00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:15,950
Drummond? I refuse to answer on the
grounds that it may discriminate me.
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00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,490
Good morning, boys.
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00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:48,990
Say, you're up early for a Saturday
morning. Everybody else is asleep.
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00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:50,610
Where have you been?
357
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,030
Skateboarding.
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00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,950
What? Jogging.
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00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:59,370
Where is your skateboard?
360
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:00,630
Double parked.
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00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:06,270
Hello?
362
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,450
Oh, good morning, Sergeant Morrison.
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00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,230
Oh, they did, did they?
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00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,100
Well, yeah, thanks for calling,
Sergeant.
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00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,620
Goodbye.
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00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,940
Boys!
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00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,840
Come down here, please.
368
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:33,740
Well, Arnold?
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00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,320
Don't blame Arnold, Mr. D. It's my
fault. I talked him into it.
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00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,380
But he went, knowing that I told him not
to.
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But I talked him into it.
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00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,470
Well, what have you got to say, Arnold?
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Nothing. You two are doing just fine.
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00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:53,110
You got nothing to worry about.
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00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:57,330
Because they arrested the holdup guy and
his friend who caught Arnold on the
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phone.
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00:23:58,910 --> 00:23:59,910
What?
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00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:01,890
How did you know about that?
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00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,029
He confessed.
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00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,290
You should have told me about that phone
call, Mr. D.
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I'm old enough.
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00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,450
Well, I didn't want to frighten you,
Arnold.
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00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,670
Maybe I should have told you.
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I forgive you this time.
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00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,740
But don't do it again.
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00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,940
You guys don't know what you've done.
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00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,360
I mean, you could have got into a
terrible... I mean, even if what you did
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00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,600
right, you might have... Good heavens, I
didn't even know you were gone. And
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00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,400
you... Oh, what the heck.
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00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:34,980
Hey, you guys, I'm proud of you.
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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.
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What might be right for you may not be
right for some. For men in board meets a
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man of ease. Then along come two.
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They got nothing but the genes that they
got.
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Different strokes to take.
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00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,220
Different strokes to take.
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00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:15,340
Different strokes to do the world if it
doesn't take.
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00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,580
Different strokes to do the world.
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