All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s01e09_retrospective_2

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of means. Then
along come two, they got nothing

but the genes. But they got different
strokes to take, different strokes to

take, different strokes to move the
world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll

have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine today.

Different strokes to move the world.
Different strokes to move the world.

Good. Anyone want some more? Speak up.
We will.

You won't have to worry about me
sleeping tonight.

Hey, what's this in the freezer?

Oh, that's my hockey puck.

You guys will eat anything.

Why do you put your hockey puck in the
freezer, Willis? Well, freezing it keeps

it from bouncing on the ice when you
play.

Well, it keeps you from bouncing on the
ice.

Funny. Hey, remember our family ain't
here eating with us.

Who's that?

My goldfish, Abraham.

Abraham certainly is a member of the
family, all right.

Who would have been... I never thought
that a goldfish could become so involved

in family affairs.

Remember that little incident with
Abraham?

Oh, yeah.

This ain't no justice, Abraham.

because he thinks I put Abraham in his
hot tub.

But I didn't do it. Ain't that a prop?

Yeah, it sure is.

I never want to be eight years old again
in my whole life.

I'm so used to being good if Mr.
Drummond don't believe me.

No.

That's exactly what I expected.

Him about all that talk about being
innocent until proven guilty is so much

bull. Yeah.

I promise you. Wish I could believe you.
Hey, you can.

Hey, haven't I always taken care of you?

Yeah, I guess so.

Sure. And when you are sick, don't I get
you well? When you're unhappy, don't I

let you blubber all over me?

Get ready for some more blubbering.

There ain't gonna be no more blubbering,
because I'm gonna get you up the hook

with Mr. Drummond.

How you gonna unhook me?

You.

Keep Mr. Drummond talking about justice.

I got my own ideas about justice.

Me and Mr. Drummond gonna have ourselves
one big showdown.

Mr.

Drummond? Yes, Willis. Remember all that
jive you gave me about how everybody's

innocent until proven guilty?

That wasn't jive, Willis. I honestly
believe that.

Then how come...

sentence my brother without giving him a
fair trial.

Well, how much proof do you need?

Abraham was doing a breaststroke in my
hot tub.

That don't mean I put him there. That
just means my fish knows how to swim.

Right. You know, honors and titles have
a fair trial like it says in this book

you said I should read.

A fair trial is a right guarantee to
persons of every race, creed, and color.

And I gotta fit in there somewhere.

Mrs.

Garrett, your honor, we're ready.

Everybody rise.

Looks like she's dressed for a funeral.

Yes, mine.

Cool it, leave it to your mouthpiece.

You may all be seated.

And let's get this trial over.

because the judge has too loads of
laundry in the washer.

Now I want to see how Daddy sends Arnold
to the slammer.

The prosecuting attorney will make his
opening statement.

Now, Kimberly, I am not going to mention
Arnold's earlier bad behavior, like

snatching cookies, wrecking makeup
cases, and folding legal documents into

airplanes. I'm not even going to stoop
to mention any of that.

If he ever stoops, I'm going to fry.

Now, Kimberly, earlier today, you heard
Arnold mentioning that his goldfish bowl

was too small.

That's right.

Good. He asked for justice for his
goldfish.

And you brushed him off.

Forget it. No more questions.

Willis, your witness.

Just one for our side.

Kimberly, did you see Arnold put the
goldfish inside the hot tub? No, I

That's too far side.

In other words, you think Arnold's
absolutely innocent.

I wouldn't put anything past Arnold.

Our side doesn't know when to show this
big mouth.

Does the defense attorney have any
witnesses?

I'd like to call to the stand my
innocent brother.

Arnold, dear, will you please stand up?

I am standing.

Oh. Uh, do you swear...

ain't done me no good.

Okay.

Arnold, I'm just gonna ask you one
simple question.

Did you put Abraham inside of the hot
tub?

No, sir. I'm innocent. I'm not guilty.
And get the picture?

Your Honor, to sum up my case, everybody
heard Arnold complaining about his

fishbowl being too small.

Next, I find his goldfish swimming in my
hot tub.

And finally, who is the only witness in
Arnold's defense?

A moth.

I rest my case.

Willis, while he's resting, you better
get brilliant and save my butt.

Has the defense attorney got anything to
say on behalf of Arnold's butt?

I sure do.

Look at this face.

Isn't this the face of a criminal?

No.

With this face, after giving you his
word, break his promise?

No.

Your Honor, my client is innocent.

Amen!

Okay,

guys,

what do you say we hit the sack? I want
to get up with you so I can see that

hockey game.

Then I can stay home and sleep.

You know, I gotta admit, I learned
something about Fairtroth from you that

remember? Maybe you'll be a lawyer one
day, will you? Oh, he'd be a darn good

one. I want to be a doctor someday.

Then you will be one.

Then I can give my brother the first
brain transplant.

Now listen, before you guys can be
anything, you've got to get a good

at school.

Did you have to mention school while
we're eating?

Next, Daddy will be telling us about the
good old days at his alma mater, Digby

Prep. No, I won't be doing that,
Kimberly.

To my regret, the good old days at Digby
Prep aren't the good old days anymore.

I learned that thanks to the boys.

That was sure some asshole.

What was?

Oh, when you tried to get that
headmaster, Mr.

Bourdonnais, to accept Donald and Willis
into Digby.

Oh, you beautiful...

as me.

You know, if I went to a school looking
like this in Harlem, I'd get mugged.

This is Willis. And this is Arnold.

I trust you received their records.

Oh, we ain't got any records.

We ain't even been picked up for
questioning.

School records, Arnold. Now, why don't
you two boys run upstairs and get

into something more suitable for Digby?
Oh, we'll try to change into two white

boys.

a great time at lunch today. Ran into
Stinky Rogers.

Oh, with a name like that, I'd walk
around him.

It's old school, chum.

We reminisced about the school. We even
did the old school cheer.

What is it? Oh, it's nothing.

Listen, guys, I've got a level with you.

You know those tests that they gave you?
Yeah.

Well, your scores...

Too low.

Does that mean we can't go to Digby?

What's your faith in Arnold? We're just
plain dumb.

Yeah.

Only you've been dumb a lot longer than
me.

You are not dumb.

Yes, we are, Mr. Drummond. We let you
down.

Oh, don't say that. Will us. Then I'll
say it.

We let you down, Mr. Drummond.

We're trying to make you so proud of us.

I am proud of you.

Very proud, Willis.

Does that include me?

Come here.

Listen, you guys.

There's no way you let me down.

And you're not dumb.

That's just a lot of... I'm not going to
say the words.

Is that the words you won't let us say?

Now, listen, you guys.

I know that you're both very smart.

I don't understand how they go to
failure.

Something is wrong here.

It must have been all those trick
questions.

What do you mean, trick questions?

The kind that need answers.

I mean special answers.

They wanted to know, what does the
blindfold lady with the scales

Willis, that is the symbol of our
American legal system.

My answer was wrong.

Well, what did you say? I said the
scales meant she was in the market, and

blindfold meant she didn't want to see
the butcher rip her off.

Mr. Drummond. Oh?

Like what?

Like, they asked me how many people
could sleep in a house with three

and a double bed in each room.

And what was your answer?

Eighteen.

Eighteen? Yeah.

We know people who get three in a bed,
two on the floor, six on the couch, and

one in the bathtub.

And of course, the one in the bathtub
goes crazy from the water dripping on

hand.

You know something, boys?

For the first time, I'm beginning to
understand something.

Me too.

We're dumb.

Now stop it, Arnold.

No. Those tests are dumb. They asked you
questions you couldn't possibly relate

to.

You want me, the headmaster of Digby, to
take a test?

That's right.

Surely you're joking.

Boys, are we joking?

The tests you gave my boys were very
unfair, and we're going to prove that to

you.

All right, guys.

Start the questions.

Question number one.

If there's no water in the house, how
did you take a shower?

Obviously, you can't.

Wrong.

You wait for them to turn on the fire
hydrant and run out in the street with

your underwear.

That's ridiculous.

You're a little out of touch, Mr.
Bourdonnais.

Willis?

If I gave you a brown egg, two
Charlie's, and a deuce of ruff, what

have?

I think I'd have a headache.

Wrong.

You'd have $2 .21.

In what country?

In the old country.

We call it out.

Really, Mr. Drummond, I think this is
going a little too far.

Oh? You put my boys through exactly the
same experience.

Question number three, Arnold.

Three kinds of blue.

Well, there's azure, indigo, and baby
blue.

Whoa.

Where we come from, the three blues are
lowdown, barrel house, and gut bucket.

You guys were sure right. That Mr.
Bourdonnais was some turkey.

Yeah, and you roasted him pretty good.

Listen, I gotta get some sleep. I gotta
get up to go to a hockey game.

Look who's talking.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm guilty. You know, I wasn't gonna let
you kids stay up this late except at

the New Year's Eve party.

Hey, Mr. D, at our party, can I have
some champagne?

Me too, Daddy. How about me having a
shot of the bubbly?

Oh, I don't think so, Arnold. You're all
too young.

Am I old enough to smell the cork?

That'll do it for me. One smell of the
cork and my legs... turn into noodles.

Hey, listen, gang, before we go to bed,
let's help Mrs. Garrett with the dishes.

Oh, okay.

Good idea.

Well, thanks, gang.

Hey, I know how we can have a lot of fun
at our New Year's Eve party. How?

I never dropped a water bomb by
moonlight.

Disregard, I said that.

Arnold, didn't you learn your lesson
about those pranks the last time?

Yes sir, and the shower came in a
plastic bag.

Even Mr. Drummond.

the one to give it to him oh what do you
mean willis the only one that ever

spanked us was mom and papa and they're
dead if anybody's got a spank on it's

got to be family and that's me

forgets, my butt will remind him.

Have a good hockey game.

Good night, Kimberly.

Good night, Mr.

Drummond. Good night, boys.

Thanks for helping me clean up our party
mess. Anytime.

Hey, guys, I really am sorry that I kept
you up so late, but I just wanted you

to know how I felt about you.

We understand, Mr. Drummond.

And we're glad we're living here, too.

Yeah. You can even play at my train.

Yeah.

Good night, guys. Good night. Good
night, Mr. Drummond. Pleasant dreams.

You too.

Guess what, Willis?