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The Police Association, that's the Man on the Beats Union, feel that they have

been called upon to take all the bad press that should have gone to

The greatest concern seems to be that all the goodwill that's been built up

between the island communities and the police has been destroyed.

Officially, the police are saying there is no blitz. They're not making random

checks. They haven't got special squads.

Police sources today tell me that is not correct.

Police officers have been called off other inquiries to concentrate on this,

what they consider to be a blitz. They have been told to concentrate on hotels

and billiard halls frequented by islanders, and they are making random

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom named the Kingdom of the

Golden Electrum.

There were two princes, and they were learning how to use their dad's magic

and get their dad's powers.

One of the brothers won the competition.

So the other brother who lost ran away and found this witch, and he stole her

powers. Now they call him the Lord of the Red and Black Skies.

There are five weapons, the Hammer of Justice, and there's the, um,

Desperate of Light.

It uses the sun's energy to power it, and it makes

a giant sun ball, and it shoots

parts of the sun ball like a laser, and if

it hits you, you burn yourself.

And there's a bow and arrow of Earth that can like...

control all of the elements and you shoot it it like uses all of the

make it tip and then it goes into one little tip and then if it hits you

like glow up like in a really all colourful like

explosion

Look where the hands are. Where are the hands?

Is it free?

Good. Where's the little hand?

Mm. Mm.

What's funny?

Why you laugh?

I don't feel like it.

Do you want to look sharp or what?

Here we go.

So how's work going, Muggy?

Um, good. I started doing a lot of...

So I see your work's looking for a new salesman.

Well, that's what I'd hear to have a word with Rog about that, eh?

Um, yeah, that'd be cool.

Thank you.

Dear Cod, you find your foot is foot.

We ask your place is foot.

In Jesus' name.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

For the handsome gentleman on the right.

My little brown one.

Oh, yes, a muffler.

I can put it.

Really?

Yeah, I'll give you driving lessons after work, eh?

Happy birthday.

Can you guys get that cleaned up, yeah?

And no touching until go for.

Yeah.

Oi. Put that stuff back, please.

It's nothing but look, is it?

Wait a minute, eh?

No, no, I can't take... Oh, shit.

Oh, Jesus, I'm a fucking leak.

Oh, shit.

What? Are you all right, sir?

No. You're leaking.

Just hold still for a moment, please, sir.

You left stock in the aisle.

There's a customer.

Can you just help me up, please?

I don't think that's a good idea. Can you just help me up, please?

Help me up.

Pass me my crutch.

I'm not fucking shopping here again.

I'm sorry, sir.

I thank you for shopping.

Your stores, you stack and count. It's simple.

You listening to me?

We're going to clean all this up before we go home.

You there?

Sorry, Roger, just a second.

Hold that while you're there.

Hold it.

Yeah. Yay!

There you are.

I was ringing the phone, didn't I?

Yes, I was.

Yes, I was. Hello?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Rog.

How's your dad?

You back yet?

Say g'day from me, eh?

Do me a favour.

I've got to get away.

Why don't you chuck the alarm on?

Here's the code.

OK. All right?

Just make sure you swallow it after, will you?

See you, mate.

What are you doing?

Trying to get Max to fly.

Get back in your room.

I can't sleep when you're not there.

I'm sorry, love.

He said he'll take you driving lesson tomorrow, eh?

He love you, Willie.

What's wrong?

It's antique.

She know how.

Go sleep now.

It's your birthday.

Yeah, but I'm young and pretty fool.

You are getting old, old peg. You get a wrinkly on the face.

You can't help it. It stays that way.

So.

Yeah, look what that boy is.

I get it all the time at work, can't I?

Black bastard.

Most bastards will

be watching you because of your skin.

So you do an honest day's slog.

And you keep your nose clean.

in the truth.

I love you.

Love you, sir.

Solomon!

What's the bloody time?

It's half past eight.

Where's your brother?

I don't know. He's sleeping.

Give me a morning paper.

before you go to work, yeah?

Yep. I don't have work today, though. It's my day off.

Can I go to the pools with my mates?

Thank you, brother.

Give me a paper and that's all you got.

Hmm.

I can't do it. It's alright, come on.

I can't do it.

a really big crack, and it can throw lightning.

And look at that seagull kind of life.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.

Hey,

put it down.

I guess you'll get...

Now, mate, you should know better than that. You could have got your fat mate

right over. You drive like a non -blade.

Come and grab your shit.

What are you doing with matches?

Eh?

You touched those fireworks.

Sweet. Don't need them then.

Here.

Hurry up and get on.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me! Fuck you!

How did you know I was here?

The car.

Kind of hard to miss around this village.

I can't take this.

Wooly.

Anyway, see you later.

You do anything, sweetie?

Anything from the shops?

Just some fags.

Well, they're riding home, eh?

Look out.

I'll drop you home.

Hurry up!

Pedal on the right makes you go faster.

And you aim with that thing.

Acceleration.

Yeah.

And they're off.

A bit more.

He's purring like a big fat...

Who's the cat?

You're a bloody natural.

He's a bloody natural, love, isn't he?

Come on.

Give it more.

And we're flying.

You're having fun, aren't you?

Is that all you got?

I can go.

Go, go, go, go, Willie. Got it, man. Got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

You

all

right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's okay.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, God.

Didn't think you'd shit your pants.

Come on.

Is she pretty for you, Bunga?

Yes, she's got a big head.

Oh, okay, okay.

Ooh. No, because you want to marry her.

What if, uh... Yes, you want to have babies.

Babies? You want to have babies and they're going to be ugly.

You're ugly, mate.

Yes, you do. You want her to hold your willy.

And I'm going to hide Bunga for breakfast.

Run, run, run.

You fucking saw something, didn't you?

You tell me the truth. Don't lie!

Tell me!

You fucking...

That's between you and me.

The best.

Really? It does feel rather nice.

And it's that duality of comfort and cute which has people paying just that

little bit more.

I take it you're interested in... Just a sec, Mrs Thorpe, sorry.

Can I help you?

Yeah, we got a call to pick up some faulty stock for return. Service comes

through the back entrance.

Sorry, I don't normally do pickups. Okay, well, let's keep this simple.

staff are out front. Support staff stay at the back. That's where you find the

other rejects. Okay.

Glad to see you've broken it.

It's got a lovely effect, hasn't it? It makes a little mark. It's quite

touching, isn't it?

I'm really sorry for interrupting, Mrs. Thorpe, but I...

I must try for myself. It sounded that grouse. Hold on.

This is good. Yeah, yeah.

Very, very nice.

Hold on a second.

Look.

This is really good. I'm no expert, but I think this is more comfortable. What

would you know?

Well, exactly. It's a tough call, Mrs. Stone. Do you trust my art call or this

one?

So, ooh.

That's got to mind.

That'll go away.

So you saw Roger all right then?

Yep, all done.

What's your name? I missed... Your name.

Colin, I got it from Rod.

Here, take the lock.

Thanks. You're meant to pack out back, Willie.

Rod said it's fine. Give me his... Right there.

Unless you want me to go tell him that you want all the stuff to go back, I

mean... No, no, no, no. If Rod says it's fine, then it's fine.

But next time, Colin, if... Nick, what...

I'll see you next time then.

We're having drinks at our place later on.

Looks like it could use a laugh.

Oh.

It's yours, man. Take it.

Bam! I did it!

I've seen you before.

Oh, yeah? You know, man, the fucking world, you know?

Around here, there, and everywhere.

Hey, worm, you wanker! Get some of that, man.

What's this about fish doing, honey?

He's shoveling drugs up his mouth.

Bill's remastered Captain Rocky back and forth in his plane seat.

And then SHIZZ -A!

Steve fucking Austin appears!

Fucking works there, Tony.

It's one of the fucking service, man.

He's a good kid.

Alright, alright.

I didn't know you talked that strongly about him, Beanie.

Willie.

I appreciate what you did.

You trusted me, right?

So I trust you.

You're a good man.

Willie.

Lily.

You take these.

Get up, man. Get up. Don't fucking put holes in you, you fucking motherfucker.

I just scratched my shoes, Rick. Fucking hurry up, girls. Come on, let's go.

Let's go. You just scratched my shoes.

Lindsay, please, come on, fucking hurry up. I want my fucking boots, Rick. Let's

go. Fucking hurry up.

Nah. Shh.

You're going to wake the fucking neighbours with all your crying.

I want my new fucking boots, Rick. Okay, I'm sorry.

Lindsay, help me with the bin. Thank you.

It's not for you. It's not for you.

Oh, that second beauty helped me out, didn't it?

Yeah. Come on, I can't fucking breathe.

I'm on new fucking boots for you.

How did you get in?

We'll let you do some browsing.

Thank you.

So how many seconds gap are you meant to leave following a car?

Four seconds?

Three.

What's the closest you can park to a vehicle entrance?

Is it three again?

One metre.

You'll never get behind the wheel of a car at this rate, mate.

I've got a broad swilly here and it's starting to come down with a bit of a

flue.

Shake it, sugar, do it, do it.

Keep following.

Hi.

Lindsay, get out of yourself, bastard.

I'm fucking starving.

Dad, can I come in the front?

Daddy's not sleeping.

Good morning, bastards.

Oh, you two, Nicky.

I didn't work today, man.

No. I get a few days off.

Might as well come and have some fun with us, eh?

Okay.

All right, let's do it. It's my day off. Thanks.

You always

fucking do this.

Eh? Your turn.

Where did you get it from?

Oh, my mum.

She's someone.

Well?

You wanna come in?

No fucking way.

The kid's staying here.

Come in.

Move.

Oh.

Right.

Hmm.

So I guess you get a lot.

Get treated like a kid.

I mean, you look a bit, you know.

But I was just thinking.

You probably feel like a real dick.

It'd be nice to stay in the car, eh?

Unless you're just shit scared.

Thank you.

Sorry mate. I can't with you. I can what? Can I

shake?

I can't help you, love.

I think you should just go and get your... Look, for fuck's sake, look, I'm

not... I'm not... Look at her.

Go on, ask her.

It's not fair.

I'm here. Please, bear me.

They're coming?

No, they're not.

Hey.

You got a driver's license, lad?

Yep, sure.

Hey, I noticed before there's quite a spew on the floor in the fridge.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Just hold it for a minute.

I think it's time that the... Hey, Willie.

Hey, Scott.

Get down,

get down, get down.

Lady. I'm not taking a pinch with this shit.

Fucking mutants.

You're fucking pulling my tit.

It's too fucking handy here, eh?

Bless you, my son.

The lord of the red and black sky wanted revenge on his brother and his dad

because his dad always thought he was better than him.

So he ran up to the kingdom.

He got beasts and animals and they all ran an army of millions and

millions.

Then his brother didn't recognise him because he had his mask on, different

coloured eyes.

And they do. Lord of the Red and Black Sky, he said. He said, yes.

I want to arrange on you.

I've been wrapped having you around, really.

Really wrapped.

You've had fun, eh?

Yeah.

We'll move on again in a week or two.

But I thought maybe you want to take a look.

Have an adventure.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Fucking brilliant!

We live like kings, eh?

Have a good fucking laugh.

Pills, pills pinching.

High life, man!

Oh, that would be fucking awesome!

That would be awesome!

Oh, fuck!

What are you doing?

Just piss off and find somewhere else, man.

Anyway, it's a sheep.

Oi.

Whoa, where did you get that?

Come here.

Hurry up, Bunga.

Get in there.

Come on.

Hey, look.

with you three.

It's yours.

Fine.

You get more hours at work, eh?

Yeah.

Rog says hi.

You asked him about that job, didn't you?

Um... No, I forgot.

You forgot?

That's exactly what they want you to do.

I'm not worried about what people might or might not think.

Is that right?

Well, I can go anywhere else. You've been just another boomer in the dog

You see, they... They'd have a part or you'd give another chance.

Then they kick in the door and send you and your mum back to the islands because

all they can see is a couple of fucking coconuts.

Son,

they take you to hospital.

You don't go much longer.

Oh, darling.

I go see her with the kids.

No, I won't take you.

We'll all go together, eh?

Willie? Hey, how's your uncle?

Tell Fluff.

Tell Fluff.

Hey, Red.

Take a look, mate.

You like this?

Really? Yeah?

Yeah.

I ain't no family.

Fuck off while you can.

Piss off.

Go on. Fuck off!

Morning, man.

Shit, you looking flex.

Oh, I think I'm gonna get pissed.

You all right?

Look a bit of colour.

All right. Cheers.

Come on, then.

I'm scarred.

It's fucking freezing, eh?

Fucking early bird. There's some girlies here or something.

Anyway, look.

Oh, like a pervert.

Well, it's really funny.

Hey, Ray, we better sort this out first, eh?

Yeah. Fuck's sake, honey, put something on.

What do you get?

How about you do it?

You like it?

Sure. Give it to him. Yeah.

Give it, Ray.

You bloody fairway.

All right.

Ah, now he can pay for the damn thing.

Hey Willie, come over.

Hey, here, try this one.

No, I'm alright, thanks, Benny.

Ah, shut up.

One of us scores.

We all get a piece of the cake.

Hey, you look snazzy.

Doesn't he, Ray?

Bad fucking tabula.

The girl needs better watch out.

Relax today.

Stay in the car.

You too.

The world is full of people and things.

I want to close my eyes.

I want to close...

I want to close my eyes.

I want to close my mind.

You all right, mate? You?

Sit back.

You all

right?

You good?

You OK?

What did you get?

What is that?

Give it here, you prick.

Give me the tape.

Don't you dare.

What are you going to do?

Oh, fuck it.

Don't!

Are you scared?

No.

I want it.

It's gonna be hot.

Bad enough?

You win.

Oi.

Oi. You win.

Nicky!

I've never...

I've

been...

I was looking after my brother.

I need to go home.

Piece of shit.

I'll fucking kill you.

Fuck.

Oh, it's good, too.

It's moist in there.

Yeah, yeah. A little crisp, actually.

Yeah, give it a bite.

I've got to go.

No, I've got stuff to do.

You're coming with us tomorrow when we leave.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll see you later.

What are they doing here?

Are they drunk again?

I'm not going.

I'm not a fucking coconut.

There's lots of people like me, like your father.

Charlie,

anybody like you, you and your brother.

Follow your

heart

where it leads you.

You're different.

And only you know what that is.

Nobody knows.

Get home, Willie.

Who are you, Ben?

I'm looking up.

Leaving to work for a girl?

Not very clever, Willie, eh?

I mean, having a girlfriend is fine, mate, but can't afford condoms if you

haven't got a job, eh?

Roger here has kindly agreed to forget the whole thing if you get yourself back

to work tomorrow.

Another chance.

Thanks.

I'll let it slide.

Once.

Before I hear of this again, eh?

I'll have a chat after the boys are gone, eh?

Grab it, Max. Grab it.

Yeah.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Stay away from my stuff, you fucking little wanker.

Don't touch it again.

Say it. Say it, you bonger.

I didn't.

Fucking never end up with you.

You can sickle up in your ass.

Shit!

Hey!

You get back here!

No! What?

You leave us now.

You don't drag your ass back here again!

He said, I don't want to fight you. I just want to have a brother again.

But the Lord of the Red and Black Sky, he said, I don't care. I want to kill

you. So they fighted for their life.

Fuck you, you cunt.

Hey Vinnie.

How's it going?

You've been touching my little girl.

Let's all go for a little cruise, eh?

They had dirty faces.

The Lord of the Red and Black Sky said, I want to finish.

And he stabbed the king.

So you're gonna get us into that work of yours or fucking what?

Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.

Fuck it.

I need to go home first.

What's that?

The alarm code.

I need to go home and get it.

Look at it.

Look at it.

I want money.

hands on toes.

So what does that make the time?

Can I please have a bully?

Where did you get this, Solomon?

Where the fuck did you get it?

Remind me not to buy my meat here.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

Stay here.

You fucking made me!

You fucking made me.

What do you want with her?

Will you?

Hello,

little fella.

Leave her!

No, come on, Willie. Just give me the code and we'll fuck off.

I can't find her.

Bullshit. Give it to me and we'll fuck off. Get away from my son.

Did you lie to me, Willie?

Vinnie, what are you doing? Fuck off.

Get inside.

Did you fucking lie to me?

Tell me, Willie.

Are you trying to trick me?

I don't care about me.

No one's fucking touching my brother.

Fucking Carnegie.

Good

morning.

Lord of the Red and Black Sky said, I'm going to finish this.

So they fighted for their life and they were fighting for hours and he stabbed

the king of the Golden Electric Cobalt.

The king's son was hiding in a dark corner watching the whole battle and he

his knife his dad gave him and he stabbed the Lord of the Red and Black

He had to quickly go to the nurse.

And the nurse said he doesn't need very long.

He turned into dust and the wind carried him away.

And they had a giant funeral of all of the kingdom.

Kingdom, the animals, and all of the knights and people from the kingdom.

And that's the end of my story.

Not that.

No. What about that?