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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:04,963 Yeah. 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,507 This has been fun. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,552 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,804 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,055 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,181 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,225 My family hosts 8 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,436 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,938 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,315 I know, I know, you can't get close 11 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,317 because of your wife who died 40 years ago. 12 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,861 I know. This isn't that. 13 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,529 It's a barbecue with my parents. 14 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,406 You don't want to get any closer than this. 15 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,283 I'll just find something I don't like about you 16 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,492 or get bored. 17 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,577 It's a plus-one. 18 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,871 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,789 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,084 The Omega device, the thing evil me used 21 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,795 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,256 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:51,301 Wait, why am I talking about this? Are we having sex again? 24 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,053 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 25 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,971 - Oh, they're sex clothes. - Alright! 26 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,141 Welcome back to Cake or Fake? Celebrity Edition. 27 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,726 Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby? 28 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,478 I brought my own. 29 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,522 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 30 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,940 Hop off the sack, S.B. 31 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,525 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 32 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,110 before you were maybe even cloned. 33 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,863 Oh, relax. Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 34 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,948 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 35 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,408 Okay, first off, you missed it. 36 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,826 It was a real baby, not a cake, 37 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,411 and Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 38 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,914 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 39 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,501 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long as I can remember. 40 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,252 Excuse me? 41 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,671 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 42 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,507 And that time he invented PB&J. 43 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,925 Rick's great. 44 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,510 - What? - What?! 45 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,095 You guys don't remember this? 46 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,349 Oh... I think I know what's going on. 47 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,936 I don't like everyone watching me. 48 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,312 Ah, I knew it. 49 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:47,899 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 50 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,281 Push, sweetie. You can do this. 51 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,575 He's so supportive. 52 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,369 How did we get this version of you? 53 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,913 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 54 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,290 He snuck out of Birdperson's brain and into mine. 55 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,167 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 56 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,877 when we shuffled our brains last season. 57 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,587 Birdperson remembers you as hot. 58 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,756 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 59 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,633 by invading all this family nostalgia. 60 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,802 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 61 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:16,886 Cancer?! 62 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,763 He is a clever little bastard, though. 63 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,974 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 64 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,392 Anyways... 65 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,352 The miracle of life, man. 66 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,979 You guys are gonna crush this. 67 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,856 Oh, shit! 68 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:29,941 Even if I'm not around to help! 69 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,568 - Jerry, take the wheel! - What?! 70 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,863 - Dad! - I love spending time with you guys! 71 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,457 Relax, little guy. Chill out. 72 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,251 You piece of shit. You marooned me! 73 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,670 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 74 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,130 He likes me now. It's awful. 75 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,091 Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family! 76 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,801 Seriously. Calm down. 77 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,219 I built this ant-farm brain 78 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:01,472 to give your dumb, high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 79 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,600 - Enjoy eternity. - This place sucks! 80 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,767 Put me back. 81 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,605 So you didn't invent PB&J. 82 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,481 He's just a memory, Jerry. 83 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,485 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 84 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,404 What? What got reset? 85 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,573 Pretty amazing that you can just suck out 86 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,033 an intrusive memory like that. 87 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,535 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 88 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,329 especially Peter Casey. 89 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,373 That guy was way too into lizards. 90 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,962 Fuck you, old man! 91 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,089 What, are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 92 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,716 You ain't got the juice! 93 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,366 He does seem kind of lonely. 94 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,867 Dad fucks all the time. 95 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,369 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 96 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,787 Less talking about Dad fucking. 97 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,913 Sorry. 98 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,649 Confirm transfer? 99 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,795 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 100 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,380 You did this to be more emotionally open. 101 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,382 Don't @ me." 102 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,552 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 103 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:49,891 Dad? 104 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,107 Oh, shit! 105 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,448 What are you doing? 106 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,037 Honey? Kids? Breakfast! 107 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,165 Oh, there you are. 108 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,583 Where else would I be? 109 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,295 Hey, B.A. 110 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,756 - You need a coffee? - I could do with a tea. 111 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:22,840 Hi, Beth. 112 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,925 - Hi. - Hey. 113 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,468 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 114 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,011 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 115 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,554 - Yeah, she is. - Hi, BugAnne. 116 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,889 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 117 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,849 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 118 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,602 but then his pitch was just going to the thing I invited him to. 119 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,854 Not exactly typical Dad behavior. 120 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,106 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 121 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,899 I took the memory of your mom out of my head, 122 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,401 now I'm more emotionally open. 123 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,945 - What?! - You took Mom out of your brain?! 124 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,531 - You took Mom out of your brain?! - Don't be weird. 125 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,991 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 126 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,869 I'm trying something new. It's working. Hop off the sack. 127 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,788 I think it's nice... I think. 128 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:56,874 Grandpa, when did you start saying "hop off the sack"? 129 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,505 Dad? 130 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,923 Oh. Hey, kiddo. 131 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,258 Where are you going? 132 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,010 I'm heading out for a bit. Don't wait up. 133 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,223 Why are you leaving? 134 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:13,599 Work stuff. 135 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,105 Beth! My daughter! 136 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,815 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 137 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:21,899 I'm back now. 138 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,944 - Your hair. It's-- - Way cooler, right? 139 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,071 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 140 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,115 - Yay! - Then we'll save your mother 141 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,951 from a secret underground memory prison. 142 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,202 Yay? 143 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,751 Rick. Thank God that's over. 144 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,753 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 145 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,505 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 146 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,715 They're not. 147 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,634 That's my Aunt Bulgogi. Huge bitch. 148 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,804 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 149 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,557 I guess he was probably staring for a long time before that, huh? 150 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,435 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 151 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,562 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 152 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,439 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 153 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,066 Mum, Dad, this is Rick. 154 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,986 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 155 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,696 Aha! The monkeyman. 156 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,032 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 157 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,742 Such a violent culture. 158 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,077 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 159 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,704 I have. Though BugAnne and I 160 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,456 have only been hooking up for a few months. 161 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:19,957 - What?! - What?! 162 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,417 Why did you say that?! 163 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,044 I was opening up! 164 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,087 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 165 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,465 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 166 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,635 You're a genius, and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 167 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,386 I took my wife out of my head! 168 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,804 I'm going through a lot! 169 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,599 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 170 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,559 or accepts defeat. 171 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,769 If you yield, 172 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,605 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 173 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,859 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 174 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,903 Begin! 175 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,613 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 176 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,657 Fight me, slut! 177 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,748 Your mom will be in some kind of protected area. 178 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,291 We'll need special access. 179 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,085 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 180 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,170 She should have an access card we can use to-- 181 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,507 That was faster. Nice. Again. 182 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,217 Honey, come on! 183 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,843 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 184 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,095 Quick, before you go. 185 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,556 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 186 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,432 I'm the only one who can save her. 187 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,434 This is how we stay a family. 188 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,480 The older future Rick who locks her up is crafty and paranoid. 189 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,565 He's a real bastard. 190 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,941 But our family will trust me? 191 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,901 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 192 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,111 I won't act weird. 193 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,574 You know, I'm worried about future Mom, 194 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,034 but I love spending this father-daughter time together. 195 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,202 You've always been there for me. 196 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,913 And I always will be, sweetie. 197 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,498 Now, one more time. 198 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:45,876 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 199 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,087 I'm the only one who can save her. 200 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,925 This is how we stay a family. 201 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,969 This is how we stay a family. 202 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,809 Oh, hey. What's up? 203 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,812 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad dating someone, right? 204 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,231 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 205 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,441 I don't dislike any of it. 206 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,027 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 207 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,154 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 208 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,281 - Sorry, sweetie. - God, your shoulder's hard. 209 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,824 What are you hens pecking about? 210 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,534 Your grandpa. Oh, speaking of, 211 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,037 are there specific parts of the subbasement 212 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,163 to keep important stuff? 213 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,289 - Why? - Yeah. 214 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,166 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 215 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,377 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 216 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,921 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 217 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,549 Uh, yeah. There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff on Level 2 218 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,134 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 219 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,637 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 220 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,305 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 221 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,514 - Yeah. - Sure. 222 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,558 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing Cannonball Run, 223 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,226 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 224 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,082 I... remember you. 225 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,834 I remember you. 226 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,752 - Let's go. - Hell yeah. 227 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,421 I like your new car. 228 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,635 What are you doing down here? 229 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,721 - Nothing. - I knew it didn't take this long 230 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,556 to go to the bathroom. 231 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,849 And what did you mean when you said, 232 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,268 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? Weird sentence. 233 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,853 Just something Dad said in our teens. 234 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,730 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 235 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,566 We're the same person with the same memories. 236 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:14,942 Does this have something to do 237 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,652 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 238 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,779 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 239 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,740 - We can go check on him. - Okay. 240 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,369 Is your skull metal? 241 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,121 It is. 242 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,831 Oh, cool. 243 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,257 Just stop fighting me! 244 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,383 I can't! 245 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,889 This is how we stay a family! 246 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,189 Space Beth? 247 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,359 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 248 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,198 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 249 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,699 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 250 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,576 and we're in her head right now. 251 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,495 We're together in her head right now. 252 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,038 But there's a special ant-farm brain 253 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,123 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 254 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,917 What's wrong? 255 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,293 We should have been shunted over by now. 256 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,379 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 257 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,964 I'm gonna go see what's up. 258 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,508 Don't touch anything! 259 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,151 Who are you? 260 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,030 Oh, God. I'm your mom... somehow. 261 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,156 You can't be my mom. 262 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,075 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 263 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,201 I was. 264 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,453 It's something to do with memories or something. 265 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,831 - You're too young. - I'm a memory just like you. 266 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,958 And I think we're in real you's head. 267 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,835 I'm a memory? 268 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,461 I'm not real? 269 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,130 It's all new to me too. I know. We came here in that pod. 270 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,007 What?! Hey! 271 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,510 - Diane. - Rick! 272 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,262 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 273 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,763 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 274 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,223 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 275 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,724 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 276 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,476 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but-- 277 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,769 Fuck. Fuck! 278 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,063 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 279 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,189 What? It does?! 280 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,983 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 281 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,402 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 282 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,445 Shit! This is bad. 283 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,531 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 284 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,907 to brainwash her into rescuing you. 285 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,119 - Brainwash her? - To rescue you! 286 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,829 Aw, our first fight. 287 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,502 This is what happens when you listen to people. 288 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,588 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 289 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,922 you're not allowed to kill. 290 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,966 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 291 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,342 You didn't have to come! 292 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,512 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife out of your head! 293 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,806 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 294 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,686 Read the fucking room, dude. 295 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770 I am! 296 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,607 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 297 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,192 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement! 298 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,361 Guess I'll just go undo it then! 299 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,738 Rick! 300 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,742 Whoa! 301 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,910 Shit! 302 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,998 Please work. Please work. Please work. 303 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,459 - Ow! - Thank God! 304 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,336 - Dad? - Easy, slugger. 305 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,463 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 306 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,923 Why are you down here? 307 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,967 Where's Beth? And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 308 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,303 And where's Memory Rick? 309 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,598 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 310 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,684 Jesus. One sentient memory running around a head is bad enough. 311 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,937 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 312 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,021 We gotta find her. 313 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,940 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 314 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,274 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 315 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,984 Would I be here if it went well? 316 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,654 I had to do it. I had to do it for Mom. 317 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,739 This is how we stay a family. 318 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,158 This is how we stay a family! 319 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,202 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 320 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,287 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 321 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,747 we can get to talking with her in real time. 322 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,707 Our family's not very normal, is it? 323 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,876 Yeah, they're cool. I got to spend some time with them 324 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,044 in our son-in-law's head. 325 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,545 And that didn't mess anything up? 326 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,714 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 327 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,968 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 328 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,305 Dad? 329 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,431 Me? 330 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,892 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 331 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,228 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 332 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,314 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 333 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,149 And so are you. 334 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,069 We've got to be close. 335 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153 There! 336 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,954 Damn. Good arm. 337 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,543 Almost there. 338 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,046 Whoa! There you are, sweetie. 339 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,799 Hey, Dad. 340 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,428 - What's going on? - She's waking up more of her. 341 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,598 What are you Beths doing?! 342 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,642 You'll scramble your own brain! 343 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,520 Wonder where I got... the idea! 344 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,980 Sorry, memory daughter. 345 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,648 Oh, you think you can run? 346 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,276 That you know my own mind better than me? 347 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,447 Mom, Dad, I... 348 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,240 I think I just killed Space Beth. 349 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,034 - Get back here! - Just drive, sweetie. 350 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,910 We're so proud of you, hon. 351 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,088 - Now what?! - I don't know! 352 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,673 This is as far as I planned. 353 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,300 I've never actually had to be a parent. 354 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,885 - Should we go back? - Rick hates me 355 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,344 and he pulled you out of his head. 356 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,637 He'll just kill us. 357 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,973 Well, if there's no way out, should we just Thelma and Louise this? 358 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,141 - Wait. What? - Wait. What? 359 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,018 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 360 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,103 - Honey, we'll be fine! - I can't live without you. 361 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,188 Honey, please. 362 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,982 This is how we stay a family! 363 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,484 - Beth, no! - Wait! 364 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,944 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 365 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,289 Beth, let us help you. 366 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,084 I won't let you take them from me. 367 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,961 They're not your real family! 368 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:14,593 Listen to me. You broke my neck and I still don't want to hurt you. 369 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,519 Oh! My head. 370 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,355 Oh, this... this is how... 371 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,232 how we stay a... 372 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,821 Beth? 373 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,322 I just want it to end. 374 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,990 - Whoa! Whoa! Hey! - I just want it to end. 375 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,242 Whoa! Whoa! Hey! 376 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,911 You see what you did?! 377 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,289 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 378 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,708 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 379 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502 - Rick! - Diane! 380 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,711 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 381 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,172 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 382 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,508 I hear... I hear so many voices. 383 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,968 I remember loving my dad 384 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,803 and then hating my dad. 385 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,930 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 386 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,017 I wasn't there for you, and someone took advantage of that. 387 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,435 But I'm here now. 388 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,104 Your real dad is here, Beth. 389 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,231 And he's more emotionally open. 390 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,614 He seems nice. 391 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,700 Why didn't we get that version of Dad? 392 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,160 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 393 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,037 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 394 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,044 I wish I could have known her. Mom. 395 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,088 You did. She raised you. 396 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,008 I know, but... I don't really remember. 397 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,092 No one does. 398 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,261 Even I only had a scrap of her. 399 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,097 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 400 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,558 - I think. - Memories aren't real, Beth. 401 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,768 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 402 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,479 Fuck. The second my Memory Diane broke out, 403 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,190 she helped hijack my daughter. 404 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,734 Your real mom... 405 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,527 loved you more than that. 406 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,281 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 407 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,079 So... it's over? 408 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,873 How you doing, sweetie? 409 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,667 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 410 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,793 I'm fine, Jer. 411 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,004 Pretty impressive reset job. 412 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,422 What happened to Memory Rick? 413 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,590 Oh... 414 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,675 He's gone. 415 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,138 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 416 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,223 He gaslit your mom! 417 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,141 Yeah, because he loved Grandma. 418 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,560 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 419 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,145 He's a weird thought creature! 420 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,396 He was never alive! 421 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,233 Whatever! I'm gonna... 422 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,276 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 423 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,445 That's still going on? 424 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,666 Thanks for not killing us. 425 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,792 Listen up, you little activist. 426 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,585 This is as good as you're gonna get. 427 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,754 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 428 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,881 You get within 100 light-years of my family 429 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,093 or try to build yourself a brain creature mech suit or whatever, 430 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,553 your whole container thing explodes. 431 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,930 - You got it, chief. - And look, 432 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,974 the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 433 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,518 where you're young forever and presumably always fucking 434 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,186 drives me insane, 435 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,647 so I'm gonna mind-blow myself and forget this ever happened. 436 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,815 You're on your own. 437 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,484 Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick. 438 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,694 Yeah. 439 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,320 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 440 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,553 Ooh-wee! Season eight, huh? 441 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,639 I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny. 442 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,391 That was fun. Oh, and that... 443 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,227 Who is he... who's he talking to? 444 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,771 I can never tell. 445 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,898 But that data is irrefutable. 446 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,983 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 447 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,444 unlike any found in our whole reality. 448 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,571 And you believe this traveler came here 449 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,490 to replace your husband? 450 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:50,035 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 451 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,079 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 452 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081 You've been very brave, Amy. 453 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,083 What would you have us do with him? 454 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,588 Did you get any of that? 33003

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