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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,440 I want a peg. No, no, put them away, Jack. No, no, have one of these. My 2 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,900 Maude brought me back this under from the chalk. 3 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,259 They're duty -free. 4 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,139 Yeah, great. 5 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,280 Here, help yourself, Jack. Oh, thanks very much, I will. Yeah, so. 6 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,420 Oh, blimey, don't stint yourself, will you? Oh, no, I won't, mate. It's off. 7 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,760 Well, we've got to be going then. Yeah, see you later then, darling. Yes. 8 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,820 Oh, blimey. We're getting to smashing tiny clippies around here lately, aren't 9 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,440 we? Not off, mate. Pick the peg up. Come on, let's get the bus out, shall we? 10 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,540 Yeah. Hey, Sputner. 11 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:14,679 What's up? 12 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,360 What do you think you're doing? Now, come on, put them bags out right away. 13 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,160 Can't you read? Look, no smoking. 14 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,160 Oh, that's all right, Blake. You know, we're just going to take the bus out. 15 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,540 you're not smoking on the bus either. 16 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:26,460 And in future, anyone caught smoking by their own duty is going to be sacked on 17 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,680 the spot. Ah, God blimey, mate, we've heard all that before. 18 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,900 Oh? Just sacked that bloke who set fire to the paint shop last week. 19 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,400 Oh, God blimey, deserved it, didn't he, you idiot? 20 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,080 And he chucked his fag in a can of thinners. Yeah. 21 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,420 That was a good blaze, though, wasn't it, Sam? 22 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,840 Going like a bomb, wasn't it? 23 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:42,340 Until he put it out. 24 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,700 Very funny, yeah. 25 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,900 Could have burnt the old paint shop down, the old depot as well, couldn't 26 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,798 eh? Yeah. 27 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,320 And all them firefighting appliances lying idle and all. Yeah, that was a 28 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,600 there, Blake. Now, they should have all been in working order, you know. They 29 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,720 were in working order. Nobody knew how to work them, did they? Oh. 30 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,680 As a matter of fact, that's why you're all staying late tonight. They have a 31 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,040 course of instruction on firefighting. 32 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:03,430 Oh, no. 33 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:07,590 And all because some idiot from the paint shop walked about on the floor 34 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:09,810 fag stuck in his mouth all day. Yeah, like you. 35 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,509 Come on. 36 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,510 Yeah, 37 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,170 well, come on, then. Sign me away, Bill. 38 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,990 It's quite right, you know, Stan. You do smoke a lot. 39 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,510 You can talk. 40 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:23,250 Listen, mate, I spoke for pleasure, boy. If it got me like it's got you, boy, 41 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,189 I'd pack up tomorrow. 42 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,330 Yeah, not today, though. 43 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:30,110 Listen, son, I can pack up any time I like. All right, I'll bet your father 44 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,330 couldn't. Well, I mean, that's... 45 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,700 All right? 46 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:39,040 You're on. Done. Blackie, witness this. If I catch him smoking, he gives me a 47 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,900 fiver. Yes, and I give him the sack. 48 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,619 Come on. 49 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,540 This is a bus, that man, not a bloody betting shop. Get that bus out. Oh, all 50 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,540 right, all right, all right. 51 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,200 What a 52 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:56,160 fag, mate. 53 00:02:56,540 --> 00:03:00,220 Yeah, you know, you don't catch me like that, mate. No, I'm not. 54 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,359 Do you know what, Jack? 55 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,820 I haven't wanted a fag all day long. 56 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,860 You'll never keep it up, mate. Look at you, gasping for one already. 57 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,640 I'd soon have a jelly baby any day. 58 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,580 Like I believe that, you've eaten three pound of them since this morning. 59 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,440 Go around and pay attention now. 60 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:24,480 You all know why you've been ordered to volunteer at the Stay Behind tonight, 61 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,780 don't you? Well, I'll tell you. It shows I can give you a course of instruction 62 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,780 on what to do should a fire break out on your bus. 63 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,020 Now then, what is the very first thing we do? 64 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:36,580 When we discover a fire has broken out on the bus. We all run like hell. 65 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,300 Keep me going till the brigade gets here. 66 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,840 There's no laughing matter, you know. It could be dangerous. It could be 67 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,880 somebody hurt, couldn't there? 68 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,360 It could be somebody unconscious. 69 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:51,880 Would you know what to do if somebody unconscious is on your bus? Oh, don't be 70 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,520 silly, Blake. It's not likely, is it? 71 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,860 On your bus, mate, there's always somebody unconscious. 72 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,440 Blooming driver. 73 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,080 Howdy. 74 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,420 If there's somebody unconscious, we've got to rescue them, haven't we? And we 75 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:05,960 this by using the fireman's lift. 76 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,980 Harper, come out here a minute, will you? 77 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,600 I'm going to demonstrate on you. 78 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,220 Oh, Blackie, I never knew you cared. 79 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,380 And twit. 80 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,920 We now go on to artificial respiration. 81 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:23,760 Mouth -to -mouth resuscitation, otherwise known as a kiss of life. 82 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,120 Blimey, now you're talking, mate. Come on now. 83 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:30,140 Butler, will you stop it and pay attention to me a minute? 84 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,280 Well, I'm not giving you the kiss of life, mate. 85 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:39,580 In this, you lay the patient well back, pulling the chin down, open the mouth 86 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:44,720 wide, like that, there, pinch the nostrils, and placing your lips over 87 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,720 mouth, so. 88 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,500 And you fill their lungs with air. 89 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:59,550 Then you remove your lips. Remove your lips. And watch the chest move. Watch 90 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,550 chest move. 91 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:06,190 Harper, Harper, remove your lips at once, will you? Come on, come on. I was 92 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:10,090 practising. Oh, you don't need any practising, Jack. You're perfect 93 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,810 Stop it! 94 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:14,650 You're supposed to be watching the chest movements there. 95 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:16,030 Yeah, I am. They're lovely. 96 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,690 Oh, all right. We'll scrub round that one. 97 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,910 The second method. 98 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:24,880 is when you lay both people on the floor, right? Right, OK. I'll do that 99 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,320 I'll tell you what. I don't want any information because I saw him do it. 100 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,500 Butler! 101 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:30,540 Lay on the floor. 102 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:32,960 Come on. Hey, this is getting better all the time. 103 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,960 Oh, yeah, darling. 104 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,900 Blakey, I'm going to enjoy this, mate. 105 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,580 So am I. 106 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,780 Pretend to be unconscious now, will you? All right, yeah, pretend to be 107 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:44,780 unconscious. Gladys! 108 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:45,900 Yes, Inspector? 109 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,640 You know the Sylvester Method, don't you? Yes, sir. 110 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,340 Demonstrate on Butler, will you, please? 111 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,500 Well, hang on a minute. Hang on, hang on. 112 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:59,840 Go down. You're supposed to be pretending to be unconscious. 113 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,180 Well, blimey, by the time she is finished with me, I won't be pretending. 114 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,119 telling you. 115 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,500 Now, you reserve that Gladys fold his hand across his chest. Fold his hand 116 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,940 across his chest, love. Well, she's lying me up before she kills me. 117 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,580 He then leans well forward, throwing her whole weight upon his diaphragm, right? 118 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:28,620 Then she throws his hands wide and leans well back. Lean well back, lovey. 119 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,580 Come on, lovey. Lean back. Lean back. 120 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Lean back. 121 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,660 Lean well back, love. 122 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:38,640 Come on. 123 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,160 Get up out of it, butler. Don't make a meal of it. 124 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:48,120 You're supposed to be doing artificial respiration, not all in wrestling, you 125 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,120 know. I'll tell you what, mate. 126 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:52,090 By the time she's finished giving you your artificial respiration, you need 127 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,090 kiss of life. 128 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:58,310 Tang, did you give up smoking when I've got an appetite? 129 00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:02,350 There's hardly any food left for the rest of us. Yeah, I was so hungry last 130 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:03,390 night I couldn't sleep a wink. 131 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,210 You don't have to tell me. 132 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:09,330 No, Stan, there's only one big point. You'll have to take up smoking again. 133 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:11,770 Yeah, you must be kidding me. Give Jack a fiver, no fear. 134 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:15,350 No. I feel healthier and I can taste all my food properly. 135 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:19,240 You seem to have managed to taste most of ours, don't you, mate? 136 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,600 Oh! 137 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,380 You stupid great knit! 138 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,240 Look where you left your knitting! 139 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,580 Well, don't drop me stitches. 140 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,540 Oh, now. 141 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,639 That's it, right? 142 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,400 I enjoyed that. Yes? 143 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,600 With the jelly babies. 144 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:38,860 Oh, dang! 145 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,140 You're over, see? 146 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,880 Well, but... 147 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:47,919 She's been up with jelly babies. 148 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,600 Olive! I only had a few. 149 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,559 A few? 150 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,760 There was nearly a pound there this morning. You nearly scoffed a lot. 151 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,720 No, I didn't. I left you all the black one. 152 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:58,940 Oh, shut up. Well, leave my sweets alone, you greedy pig. 153 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:02,900 Don't talk to your sister like that. You know, I brought you both up. I shared 154 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,820 everything. Well, she's not sharing my sweets. 155 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,140 Tan, I'm ashamed of you. 156 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,900 If your poor father was alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. 157 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,160 I'm sorry, Tan. 158 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,900 But I'd eat something. 159 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,880 Well, take your thieving hands off of my sweets, then. 160 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,800 Do you mind not shouting at my wife? I'm not shouting at your wife. Yes, you 161 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,160 are. You're shouting at her. I'm not shouting at you. 162 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,380 Ever since you gave up smoking like a bear with a sore hand. He certainly is. 163 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,260 See that? He's jealous. He's jealous. Because he hasn't got the strength to 164 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,960 to pack up smoking himself, he doesn't want me to pack up either. No. 165 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,559 Because... You're joking, mate. 166 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,520 I could pack up this very moment if I wanted to. 167 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:42,159 I don't see why not. You've packed up everything else. 168 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,540 Pack up, darling. You pack up. 169 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,540 Love you smoke like Vesuvius, mate. 170 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,920 You couldn't pack up. I bet you a Bible you couldn't. 171 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:52,860 Do you mean that? 172 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,880 Of course I mean it. 173 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,520 You wouldn't care to make that a tenner, would you, mate? 174 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,220 Yes, I would. 175 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 Right, you're on. 176 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 A tenner. 177 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,880 And mind you, that works both ways. 178 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,140 Don't worry, mate. I won't smoke again. 179 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,700 By the way, sunshine, I think you'll find some... 180 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:12,820 Bullseyes in my raincoat pocket. 181 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,620 Bullseyes? Now, 182 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:20,360 give it to me. I can have them as well as you. It doesn't matter. 183 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,160 It doesn't matter. 184 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,300 It doesn't matter. 185 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,300 Now, 186 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,780 hand them round nicely. 187 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,500 Then we can all have one. 188 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,920 Okay. One for now. Right. 189 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,760 And one for later. 190 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,350 It's so good playing games, eating sweeties. 191 00:09:41,570 --> 00:09:44,050 If we're going to give up smoking, let's do it properly. 192 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:49,230 I suggest the first thing we do is to throw all our fags into the fire. 193 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:50,950 What fags? 194 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:54,630 Come off it, mate. You've still got your share of the juicy freeze on the 195 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:57,270 sideboard. Come on, get them. I've got mine here. 196 00:09:57,870 --> 00:10:01,850 Oh, down the way! All right, don't worry, Mum. That's what he wants. 197 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,130 Come along. 198 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,170 After three. 199 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:07,850 One and two. 200 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,320 And three. 201 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,300 I'm here. You're cheating, aren't you? 202 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 No, Arthur, no. 203 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:18,640 How typical of your family. How typical. 204 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,240 No self -control. 205 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:23,060 What do you mean, no self -control? We've got to have self -control. 206 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,260 What up with you? 207 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,340 Oh, my goodness me, I do feel tired. 208 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,380 I think I'm off to bed. Good night, all. Good night. 209 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,960 By the way, Olive, I'll take your knitting bag up for you. 210 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,410 I know how you like having a little knit in bed. Yeah. 211 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:41,970 That's why she married you. 212 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:47,410 Arthur, would you like me to come up with you? 213 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:48,389 Oh, no. 214 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,470 No. No, I'm going to wash my hair. 215 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:51,710 Oh, yeah? Which one? 216 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,610 Well, in that case, I'll keep my knitting bag down here. Oh, no. No. 217 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,450 Look, look, I'll tell you what. 218 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,790 Perhaps we could have a early night. 219 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,310 All right? Oh. 220 00:11:08,849 --> 00:11:11,950 Here, since I was giving up smoking, it seems she made a new man out of him. 221 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:13,290 Well, let's face it, love. 222 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,990 Olive didn't get much joy out of the old one. 223 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,650 Blimey, don't, the fag. 224 00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:58,650 Oh, blimey, I'm going to have one. 225 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,210 Oh, blimey, don't. 226 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:14,390 Pockety, pockety. 227 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:24,850 Must be a dog in somewhere. 228 00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:31,690 Arthur, where are you going now? 229 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:37,710 I'm just going out to the... This is the third time you've been in an hour. 230 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,050 Is your operation troubling you? 231 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:43,090 Will you shut up? 232 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:45,830 Would you like to talk about it? 233 00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:47,610 There's nothing to talk about. 234 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,850 You're so right. 235 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320 Blimey, where? Where? 236 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,440 In the overcoat downstairs, that's it. 237 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960 Oh, oh, oh. 238 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,400 I was just going... I was just going to near you. No, no, you go first. 239 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,179 I'll assist. 240 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,180 After you. 241 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:55,220 You're still up, are you? 242 00:13:55,940 --> 00:14:00,520 I suppose you couldn't sleep for want of a fag. 243 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,780 Never had a fag out of your mouth, did you? 244 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,620 Oh! 245 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:19,020 Sir, you're right, mate. You were cheating, weren't you? No, I wasn't. 246 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,560 You owe me ten pounds, mate. 247 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:24,400 Oh, don't be... I haven't got ten pounds right. No, but if you go to the post 248 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,280 office first thing in the morning... You can't count that. It was only a little 249 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,280 drag. Yeah. 250 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:33,320 Well, as it turns out, it was a rather expensive little drag, wasn't it? First 251 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 thing in the morning, mate. 252 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640 Good night. 253 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880 Oh, goodnight. 254 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,060 Oh, Arthur, at last! 255 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,220 Will you shut up and pass the matches? 256 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:49,240 What are the matches for? 257 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,540 Because the light's gone out, isn't it? 258 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,340 In your case, it never came on. 259 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:45,860 I want you to take these two trainee 260 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,060 clippers out with you when you go out, right? 261 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,800 Well, Blakey, I've got news for you. 262 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,460 I'm not taking the bus out. Eh? 263 00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:54,850 Now, what's wrong with you now, then? Nothing wrong with me, Blake. It's 264 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:55,729 wrong with the bus. 265 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:57,530 Come and have a look. Come and push on it. Look. 266 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:58,809 Look at it. 267 00:15:58,810 --> 00:15:59,810 Oh. 268 00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,810 What's happened to it? 269 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,250 Well, the wheel bearings are gone, aren't they? 270 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:08,410 Oh, my God. I've got to get a bus out right away. I've got a single bus left 271 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,329 the old depot. 272 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,870 Oh, well, in that case, me and Jack are taking the two birds up in the canteen. 273 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,030 Come on, Jack. Hang about. 274 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,050 Hang about. You're taking a bus out, mate. Well, you just said you hadn't got 275 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:16,709 one. Yeah. 276 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,710 I just remembered. 277 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,730 0666 out in the yard. 278 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:23,650 Oh. Get out of it. That old wreck, as soon as you start it, it stops. 279 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,650 No, Tony, fit for the breakers, you have. 280 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,730 You'd make a good pay -up for you then, wouldn't you? 281 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,710 Come on, take it out as soon as you like. 282 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:34,530 Jack, I'm going to complain. I don't have to take that bus out, you know. 283 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,650 dangerous on the road. No, no, mate, no, no, no. 284 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,050 We'll take that bus out. 285 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,230 Look, Jack, look, as soon as you start it, it stops. 286 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,150 I mean, it's a stopper. Yeah, mate. 287 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,290 For them two birds, it's goers. 288 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:46,610 Get me? 289 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,050 Oh, yeah. 290 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,740 What you mean is that every time the bus stops, we get started, don't we? Yeah, 291 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800 right, mate. 292 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,100 It's an old bus. It's not a bad old crop, really. 293 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,520 Oh, what's that, mate? Bird time, is it? 294 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,940 Nah, just blimmin' old crock. It's overeating. 295 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,300 No, we'll let her stay until she cools down, mate. 296 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,940 It's boiling up. Look at it. Yeah. Well, that's all right. Two birds is boiling 297 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:31,940 up and all. 298 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,480 Here, how long do you reckon we got? 299 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:36,880 About as long as it takes. 300 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,560 I tell you what, you take Susie upstairs, I'll take Frida and Zoe. 301 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,740 Go on then, darling. Go on, darling. 302 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,300 I don't know about the radiator, but I'm overeated. 303 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,420 Here, why don't you make your time? Let's have a look. 304 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,500 Do you know we've been here over an hour? 305 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,440 Must have cooled down by now. 306 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,120 Oh, boy. 307 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,660 It's done all smell good, hasn't it? In fact, it gets a puff on. 308 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,080 Oh, God. 309 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,840 Oh, no. Here, come here. 310 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,760 Here, stand back. Oh, yeah. 311 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,100 Uh, there's another bus pulled up behind us. It's probably back here looking for 312 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,720 us. Come on, he's miles away. 313 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,160 What now? 314 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Come on, it's him. 315 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,760 What do you think you're doing? 316 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,060 Look, it's not our fault, mate. It's this old banger you put us on. It's over 317 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:45,220 -eated. Oh, I know what you've been up to, mate. Now, come on, you two 318 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,660 clippings, get on that other bus. Come on. 319 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,620 Right. Come on. 320 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,760 Right. Turn left at the top of the lane. 321 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,820 I'm turning you two straight round. 322 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,560 You should have been back to the deck. That was halfway back to your barn 323 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,680 Let's get going then, Jack. 324 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,160 Well, come on then. 325 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,480 All right, I'm going. 326 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680 Right. 327 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:08,180 And I'm coming with you. Right, change your destination, boys. I'll do 328 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,320 you do downstairs. 329 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,180 Where's Blakey? Oh, he's all right. He's upstairs. 330 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,300 Oh, 331 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:32,800 come on, let's get him. 332 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,760 Oh, no, it's no good. We'll have to leave him. 333 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,700 Here, 334 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,059 I've got an idea. 335 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,360 You see how much better fencing? 336 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,640 just like you taught us, you know. All right. Go on! 337 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,940 Oh, sorry, sorry. 338 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,540 Okay, go on then. Right -o, Blake. 339 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,600 Go on then. Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake. 340 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,820 Go on, Blake. 341 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,760 Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake. 342 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,139 Go on, Blake. 343 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,140 Go on, Blake. 344 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,460 Yes, yes, yes, I'll tell him right away, sir. 345 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,240 What's the verdict, Blackie? Have we got the sack? 346 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,460 Sack, nothing. 347 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,580 Go on, tell him, Blackie. 348 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,820 Yes, well, like I say, he... 349 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,360 The manager, in his infinite wisdom, has ruled that the fire was started by 40 350 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,300 wiring. Oh, he was going to tell him that Stan started it with his cigarette 351 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:47,020 head. Yeah, well, he tried to, but the management didn't want to know. Why's 352 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,900 that? Well, that's because, you see, the insurance company's paying out for a 353 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:50,519 new bus. 354 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,760 Oh, that's marvellous, then, isn't it? Well, if you think that's marvellous, 355 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,460 won't expect you're going to love this. 356 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,820 Go on, tell him the rest of the play. 357 00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:02,020 Yeah, well, the manager's ordered me to thank the pair of you for saving my 358 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,020 life. 359 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,820 Well, go on, then, thank us. 360 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,700 Thanks. 361 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,960 Blaggy, let's hear you properly. 362 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,320 I couldn't hear you then. Say it a bit louder, will you? Go on, mate. Go on, go 363 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,320 on. 364 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,660 Thank you very much. 365 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,120 Oh, blimey, that nearly killed him. 366 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,800 Because it did, mate, and I'll tell you this. I know how that fire was started, 367 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,680 and if I only had a witness, I'd have you. Yeah, all right, Blaggy, but you 368 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,120 haven't got another witness, have you? So forget all about it. 369 00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:32,350 Well, Jack, I think that's the last we'll hear about Jack smoking for a long 370 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:37,150 time. Not quite, mate, no. Well, you bet me a fiver that you'd give up smoking, 371 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,290 and you didn't. 372 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:42,870 Yeah, well, you can whistle for that, mate. Yeah, well, you wouldn't want me 373 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,030 be his witness, would you? 374 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:53,270 You saved my day, you have. 375 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:59,510 marvellous, I'll get the company a new bus and it costs me a fiver. 28373