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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,040 On the bus is number two, production number 0158, part one, take one. 2 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,660 Over it, I think. 3 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,840 No problem, Mum. I can't eat anymore. 4 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,420 Oh, what's the matter, Stan? You've hardly touched your breakfast. No, it's 5 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,700 nothing wrong, Mum. No, it's nothing. I've got that queasy feeling in my 6 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,980 stomach. I'll just have this cup of tea. 7 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,480 No, it's always the same when I've got to work with a new conductor. 8 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:16,260 Oh, what's the business that make? 9 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,500 Oh, blimey, the last one was bell at me, wasn't he? Ding, ding, ding all day 10 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,960 long. Even made me stop to pick up passengers. 11 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,120 Ah, typical. 12 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,100 No wonder people use trains. 13 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,520 At least they're reliable. 14 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,020 Just because you work on the railways. 15 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:31,689 Train's good. 16 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:34,550 Yeah, but at least we stop at stations where we're supposed to stop. 17 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,270 And about 20 places in between. 18 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,450 What the hell do you know about it, anyway? You sell tickets in a booking 19 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:42,510 office. You want to try driving a bus all day long in the heavy traffic. 20 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:45,290 My bus, mate ,'s over 30 feet long. 21 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:48,790 Some of their trains are over 500 feet long. 22 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:51,550 But you don't drive them down the high street, do you? 23 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:56,270 There's another thing. I'm sitting on top of that engine all day long, 24 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:57,270 away. 25 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:59,450 Puts a frock on me gastric juices. 26 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,700 Oh, Dan, not while I'm eating. 27 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,580 Why's he feeling ill? Just because he's got a new conductor? 28 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,400 Well, Stan's always been like that. 29 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,840 I remember when he first had Miss Wilkins. 30 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,400 Hello. Miss Wilkins. 31 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:13,980 At school. 32 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,920 She was his teacher, you know. 33 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,940 Every morning he felt sick, you know. 34 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:22,300 For God's sake, Mum, I was only eight years old then. Well, you haven't 35 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,300 at all, you know. 36 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,880 I used to give him hot water bottles and put it on his tummy. 37 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,180 I'll get you one now, love. Oh, Mum, sit down, for God's sake. 38 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:32,730 I can't turn up with a depo with a lot of water bottle up me coat. 39 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,790 Blimey, don't think I'm a pregnant clippy. 40 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:40,350 No, no, it's a touch of art, Bernie. I go when I walk about. 41 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,910 Well, I know what it is. 42 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:46,250 It's flatulence. Now, look here, bring the wind up. Come on, here we come. 43 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:48,930 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 44 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,310 Why don't you put him over your shoulder and walk him up and down a bit? 45 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:54,190 Oh, don't give her ideas. 46 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:59,150 Here, look, I'm due out at 8 .40. Where's me cat, Mum? I did a minute ago. 47 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:01,570 wait, I'll put it... Me cat! Oh, all right, now, don't fluster me. 48 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:05,690 I tell you, my memory's not as good as it used to be. It can't be all that bad. 49 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:08,370 You can remember what my stomach was like 30 years ago. Where's me cat? 50 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:14,190 Oh, God, look, the cat's sitting on it. Oh, well, he was only keeping it warm, 51 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,510 love. Well, I don't mind that, but I don't want it fur -lined. 52 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:20,150 Well, you know, I've molten it. Oh, look here, I'll brush it for you. 53 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,810 Good job you got a mum, you know. 54 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:24,130 Look, he's got to get married sometime. 55 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:25,650 Well, he's only a boy. 56 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:30,350 Can't rush these things. Sometimes terrible things can happen. 57 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,390 I'll write you off. 58 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,090 Yeah, I'm off now. 59 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:41,170 Now, look, darling. If the conductor ignites to you, you tell the inspector. 60 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:42,690 Oh, no. 61 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:47,970 You're an after -after. I can't go up to the inspector and say, Inspector, can I 62 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,950 have a new conductor? This one's being rude to me. 63 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,740 Shall I give you a note? 64 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,860 Shall I? 65 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,780 It's just that I don't like working with new conductors. Well, I don't make up 66 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:02,780 the roadless, do I? 67 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,020 What route they put you on? 68 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,360 29. 69 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:06,620 Well, who am I with then? 70 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,360 You're with me. 71 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,240 Who? 72 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:14,400 Why? What's the matter? 73 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,279 Well, no, it's just that I thought you was a bloke. 74 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,960 Oh, blimey, mate. If your eyes are as bad as all that, you shouldn't be 75 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,960 a bus. 76 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,560 No, I didn't mean that. I meant that I've never had a clippy before. 77 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,220 Oh. Well, you'd better get used to the idea. 78 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,620 Hang on a minute. 79 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,500 Oh, darling, Stan. You've got Iris. 80 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:35,780 Who's Iris? 81 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,740 She's from Basildon. 82 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,740 Oh, darling, she's a right little raver. 83 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,960 You've struck oil there, mate. 84 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,220 Yeah, she's worn out more drivers than a five o 'clock rusher. 85 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:52,540 I'll tell you something, Jack. She won't get me going, mate. 86 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,760 I'll take a bet. 87 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,880 I'll take a bet. 88 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:57,660 The bet's off. 89 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,960 Oh, well, better get the gear on. 90 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,800 I've just got to tighten my straps. 91 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,480 That's all right. I'll do that for you. 92 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,800 I know. You're a bit prescient, Jack. 93 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,760 No, I know how they go. 94 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,700 Not these, you don't. 95 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,180 Well, 96 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,360 come on, then. Come on, help us on with it. All right, then. 97 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,380 Good luck, Jack. 98 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,390 Right. Tighten it up a bit at the back. 99 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:22,629 That's right. 100 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:23,109 How's that? 101 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,130 Oh, dear. 102 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:25,910 Don't pull a thing too hard. 103 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,129 Oh, sorry, sorry. 104 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,770 There's a time and place for everything, you know. 105 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:31,810 Well, 106 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,910 I don't know. It's still a bit tight. 107 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:37,030 I'm a 38 -inch, haven't you noticed? 108 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:39,590 No, I haven't. 109 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:43,210 Well, we'd better get going then, that lovely. 110 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:46,290 What? It's time for a last bag, isn't it? 111 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:48,070 Watch it, the inspector's knocking about. 112 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,900 Oh, you don't worry about that old Burke, do you? Who may? No, I couldn't 113 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:52,900 less about him. 114 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,200 Not it, I'm telling you. 115 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,280 Here, hang on to that a minute. 116 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,039 What for? 117 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,640 Well, I just want to powder me nose. 118 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,760 Well, 119 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:14,920 the only thing you're doing is... You know the regulations. Put that tag out. 120 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,540 This is not my thing. Not what? 121 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:17,940 It's just my bag, I'm sorry. 122 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,040 Put it out. 123 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:20,340 Anyway, you're due out. 124 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,380 Get in that cab and drive off. Here, hang on a minute, can I go to the 125 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,240 You nip off, love, I'll wait for you. 126 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,380 You what? 127 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:28,660 I'll wait for you. 128 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,920 Since when do you decide the schedules? 129 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:35,680 This is a bus, mate, not a private motor car at madam's disposal. 130 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,100 Get that cab out of it. 131 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,360 Get on that bus. 132 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,640 You've had plenty of time to go. 133 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,860 You wait to get the other in now. It's 8 .41, you're late. 134 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:36,240 You know the regulations. Why don't you follow the conductor's instructions? 135 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:39,780 I was following my... No, no, it's my fault. No, I'm sorry. 136 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,200 I might have been standing here. 137 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,919 Well, we can't always look on the bright side. 138 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,660 Yeah. Well, I'm afraid I shall have to put all that down on the report. 139 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,760 As if I haven't got enough to say. 140 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,480 Oh, thanks. 141 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,240 Thanks for not letting on to that knock. 142 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,680 That's all right, love. 143 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,780 Anything for a pretty lady. 144 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,180 Hey, are we finished early tonight? 145 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,940 Yeah, we do, don't we, yeah. You're doing anything this evening? 146 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,380 What's it, Thursday, isn't it? 147 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,880 Oh, yes, my bingo night. 148 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,300 Bingo? Yeah. 149 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,040 You taking someone? 150 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,520 Yeah, I take my mum. 151 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:16,780 Oh. 152 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,380 You take your mum out often? 153 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,619 Oh, no. 154 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,100 Only Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. 155 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,500 Why do you ask? 156 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,760 Oh, I don't know. They're opening a new bar down the Red Lion. 157 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,480 I thought you might like to take me. 158 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,190 Oh, no. No, I'm not committed. 159 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:34,690 I'm not committed, no. 160 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:35,710 What about your mum? 161 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,250 I don't know what to ask her. I do as I like, you know. 162 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,070 I'll just tell her I've got another date. 163 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:42,990 Right. I'll see you there at seven. 164 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,190 Oh. 165 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:45,969 Oh, dear. 166 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:46,970 Don't look so worried. 167 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,430 It'll be better than bingo. 168 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:56,110 You know, I want to look my best tonight, love. 169 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,250 I think you'd better put three extra curls at the back. 170 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,480 What for, Mum? Well, you know what it is at bingo? 171 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,780 When they shout, eyes down, everybody sees the back of your head. 172 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Oh, that'll be Sam. 173 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,100 Put the kettle on, love, will you? And cheer him up. You may have had a very 174 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,360 trying day with this new conductor. 175 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:16,980 Hey, Mum! 176 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,020 Hello, love. 177 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,700 Team, I'll be in a minute. I'm just having me hair finished off for tonight. 178 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,220 Oh, tonight. 179 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,880 Sorry, Mum, I can't take you to bingo tonight. They've bunged me on a late 180 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,779 -night shift. 181 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:28,779 A late -night... 182 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,860 Well, you've been working all day. You haven't got the strength. 183 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,260 Oh, I manage. 184 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:37,220 Is your new conductor doing late -night shifts with you? 185 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,760 Yes, yes, yes. 186 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,440 What's he like? Is he like Jack? 187 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:42,960 No, very different. 188 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,180 In what way? 189 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,580 In every way, really. 190 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:52,260 But very nice, very nice. Good, right. Tell me all about him over your cup of 191 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,380 tea. Well, I can't wait for a cup of tea. Mum, I've got to nip upstairs and 192 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,940 changed. Changed? For work? 193 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,460 But you don't have to change when you're on the late -night shift. 194 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:03,440 I'm sorry, Mum. What I meant is I've got to have a wash and a shave to get back 195 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,440 to work. 196 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:12,020 He sounds remarkably chirpy for someone who's going to work late. 197 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:15,460 Oh, well, I expect he's thinking of all the overtime. 198 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,140 What are you going to do tonight, Arthur? 199 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,480 cards. Yeah, well, I think I'm going down a red line. 200 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,520 Arthur, you're not going on the drinking, are you? 201 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:34,180 No. No, I've got a railway union local branch meeting. 202 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:44,080 There's only one thing for it, Stan, mate. You'll have to change in the gents 203 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,380 when you get at the red line. 204 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,980 I'm off now, Mum. Don't wait up for me. Good night. 205 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,560 Wait, how are you going to kiss your mum? 206 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,620 What? I should hope so. 207 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,400 What are you doing with your best suit? 208 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,620 Yes, I thought I'd do it into have it cleaned. 209 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,680 Cleaned? Yeah. I had it done last week. 210 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,280 Yeah, I know you did, but there's a stain on it. Really? 211 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,520 Well, somewhere. 212 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,520 Anyway, I thought I'd put it into the all -night cleaners and then I could 213 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,620 it up on my way home. Oh, why don't you say so? We'll make a loan. 214 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,860 Now, I've... 215 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,280 I've got something else. I've got a couple of dresses here, two pullovers, 216 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,760 I've got my blue overcoat as well. 217 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960 There you are, love. 218 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,900 Mum, that's all right. Don't forget my dressing gown. 219 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,520 Oh, blimey, wait a minute. There's a pair of my trousers in there. 220 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:36,160 Yeah, well, they've got two machines. You may as well take the washing as 221 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,240 Yeah, but wait a minute. 222 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,620 There we are, love. There you are. 223 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,440 Mum, I can't carry all this, love. 224 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,000 No, of course you can't. Look, I'll take it in the morning with this boot. 225 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,500 Give it to me. I'll do it. I'll go. 226 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:23,730 It's about Stan. 227 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,910 Arthur caught sight of him tonight. 228 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,330 Driving his bus? 229 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,830 No, drinking in the Red Lion. 230 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,830 Stan, in the Red Lion? 231 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:33,230 Arthur! 232 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:35,270 Yeah? You tell Mum. 233 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:40,690 Yeah, well, I'm the last person in the world to cause trouble, as you well 234 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:44,470 But I did catch him in the Red Lion tonight drinking with a female. 235 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,130 Oh? Who was he? 236 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,310 Well, I've checked up with his mates at the depot. It appears it's his new 237 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,310 clippy. 238 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,540 Cliffy? Oh, he never mentioned it. 239 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,660 Oh, I think they popped into the pub after his late night shift. 240 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,680 She was his late night shift. 241 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,060 I mean, it's none of my business, but I checked up and they've been together all 242 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,280 evening. Is she a nice type of girl? 243 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,920 Fastest piece in the depot. 244 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,820 Oh, don't you mean she goes out with anyone? 245 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,980 Oh, no, no, no. No, just friends and strangers. 246 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,800 Yeah, she's looking for her husband. 247 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,440 Wants some mud to keep her. 248 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,840 Fancy a girl doing that. 249 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,160 Yeah, well, lots do. 250 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,120 Oh, there's the dog. 251 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:26,180 He's back. 252 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,660 He's not late anyway. 253 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,140 Now, don't you say anything to him. I'll have a little chat in the morning. 254 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,420 Right, ma 'am. See you. 255 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,580 Yes, ma 'am. 256 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,520 Shall I come down and make you some cocoa? 257 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,760 No, no, don't bother. I'll get it myself, ma 'am. 258 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,620 Stop. Go. 259 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,360 Ruddy laundry all the way to the river. 260 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,580 Here, what are you trying to do? 261 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:51,820 Weaken my resistance. 262 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:59,000 We're going to the parlour. We won't be disturbed in there. All right. 263 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,040 Yes, er... Wait a minute. 264 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,840 I won't be a minute, Mum. 265 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,720 I'm just coming up. 266 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,900 I'm just slipping into me working trousers. 267 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,680 Well, thanks for the compliment. 268 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,380 Who do you need your best ones for? 269 00:15:55,940 --> 00:16:00,180 I just want to slip... to see the old lady. She said, I want to find out 270 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,340 something. You've left it a bit late, haven't you? 271 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,020 Look, if you're going out to ask your mummy's advice, I'm off. 272 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,440 No, no. No, no. All right. Oh, look here. Now, look here, Sam. Make up your 273 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,560 mind. Who do you want to kiss goodnight? 274 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,140 Me or her? 275 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:19,740 Yeah, yeah. 276 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,240 Sam! I'll just say, remember, it's Thursday. 277 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,540 I'm doing me football pause. 278 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,800 I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight. 279 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,340 Come on, let's have some mood music. Yeah. Something moody. What have you 280 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,660 Uh, 281 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,820 Abide With Me by the Luton Girls Choir. 282 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,900 Oh, my God. 283 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,520 Haven't you got a non -vocal? 284 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:44,020 Uh, Skaters Walk by the Foden's Motorworks Band. 285 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020 Is that all? 286 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,220 No, she's got saxophone down here. Oh, don't bother. Don't bother. Here. 287 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,620 Come and sit down. 288 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,540 There's no room. 289 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,440 It's all right. I'll make some. 290 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,839 There's someone talking downstairs. I think he's brought that woman back. 291 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,900 Oh, no, he's just put on the telly. What, at this time of night? 292 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,300 There's something very funny going on down there and it doesn't sound like the 293 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,300 epilogue. 294 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,900 Yeah, why not? 295 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,300 Look, I think they're here. 296 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,720 Look, according to you, they're spread over the China cabinet. 297 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,980 I hope he's remembered to take the cactus plant off. 298 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,760 No, no. 299 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,820 They're on the sofa now. Shh, shh. 300 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,800 Oh, this is terrible. 301 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,320 What can you hear? 302 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,640 Nothing. 303 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,740 Oh! 304 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,919 What's up? 305 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,819 Blimey, what's that? 306 00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,519 What's what? 307 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,740 I don't know. There's something sharp sticking into me. 308 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,460 Put the light on. 309 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,820 What is it? What is it? 310 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:11,220 Oh, look at that. There's something moving down there. 311 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,740 Oh, it's Mum. It's Mum. It's the old girl. 312 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:17,040 If she snagged my tights, I'll snag her. 313 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,680 That wasn't Stan screaming. That was her. 314 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,680 I wouldn't have no one. 315 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,140 Who says he's hurting her? 316 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,860 Wait a minute. They're off again. 317 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,199 I'm moving. 318 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200 Come on. 319 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,840 I'm moving faster, too. 320 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:36,760 I don't know what's going on here. I really, really... Oh, dear, I don't 321 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,240 Not really. 322 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,560 You know, I've lost the scent. 323 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,860 They're playing musical chairs by the side of it. Look, if you're so worried, 324 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,000 why don't you go downstairs? 325 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,180 I can't just walk in on. 326 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,340 Oh, but there are other ways you can let them know you're listening. Oh, really? 327 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,820 Oh, no, it's all right. 328 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,420 I mean, don't sit there like that. I've dropped a stitch. 329 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,680 If you're going to sit here doing your nipping, I'm up. No, no, no. It's not 330 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,400 fair. It's just a drop. No, come on. Yes, I am. No, come on, come on. Come 331 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,540 come on. Well, I suppose I'm better, really. 332 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,840 Before you get out your crochet hook. 333 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,060 What's the matter now? 334 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,700 It's Mum's cat staring at me. 335 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,050 That's no good, it can stay in the dark. 336 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,650 Now, perhaps you'll go off to sleep. 337 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,390 I'll go off to sleep before he does. 338 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,230 No, all right, I'll put it like that, I'll put it like that. 339 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,170 Here, 340 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,930 what do you think you're doing? I'm taking him in to snack. 341 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,290 They're not going to knock off for a tea break, you know. 342 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,270 Well, if they're eating, they can't do nothing else, can they? 343 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,320 maybe we're too late for the food. 344 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,900 No. No, it's all right. He changed into his suit when I saw him in the pub. Oh, 345 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,700 fine. That's a big relief. Now, I'll take this in straight away. That's what 346 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,700 I'll do. 347 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:30,240 Stan, why are you sitting in the dark? The bulb went mum, you know. 348 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,740 Really? Well, it's all right now. 349 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 It must have been on the flink. 350 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,240 Oh. 351 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,650 I had no idea You had company. 352 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,750 No, I'm sorry, Mum. This is Iris. 353 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,030 She works on the buses. 354 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,530 Evening. Pleased to meet you, love. 355 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,150 Yes, if I'd known you was coming, I'd have stayed up. 356 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:55,730 I just made some sandwiches for Stan and a cup of cocoa. 357 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,510 I'll get another cup for you. 358 00:20:58,810 --> 00:20:59,810 Oh, don't bother. 359 00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:01,990 Oh, don't bother. No bother at all. 360 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:03,710 There you are. 361 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:05,790 Well, I'll be getting along. 362 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:07,990 Good night. 363 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:08,799 Good night. 364 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,800 Good night. 365 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760 Here, do you want one? 366 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800 Kipper of cocoa? 367 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,680 Well, it's hardly oysters and champagne, is it? 368 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,380 No, you're right, Horace, come on. 369 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,780 Come on. 370 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh, come on. 371 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:33,560 Now, look, Stan, I bought you another bulb in case that one goes again. 372 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,910 What can happen in the dark? You might spill your cocoa. 373 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:44,830 Blimey, this is impossible. 374 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:49,050 Look, she's gone to bed now. I'm sure she has. Come. Oh, I bet she has. Now, 375 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,050 come on. She's gone to bed. Come. 376 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:56,210 Here we are, love. 377 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,290 I've got them to give you a bismuth. 378 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,690 He always takes it every night before he goes to bed. 379 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:01,990 I'll get you a spoon. 380 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:03,730 And then I... Oh. 381 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:06,970 Like a swan I hung my washing up. 382 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:09,930 Really cool. 383 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,710 That shows you how very forgetful I'm getting. 384 00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:15,110 Oh, it's filtered cocoa. I'll get some more. No! 385 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,350 Oh, it's no trouble. I've got it in the pan. 386 00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:19,510 I don't want your blasted cocoa! 387 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:21,970 Really? 388 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:35,750 It's been a very sexy evening, hasn't it? 389 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,250 Kipper sandwiches, cocoa, and your mum's bloomers. 390 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:46,870 Well, I'm sorry about that, Iris, but she was just trying to be nice to you, 391 00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:49,510 a way. I didn't come here to be nice to your mum. 392 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:52,530 No, well, she's upset because it was her bingo night. 393 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,750 It may have been her bingo night, mate. It certainly wasn't mine. I know that, 394 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,210 Iris, but Iris, don't go, love, because... I am going. 395 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:01,950 Good night. 396 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,340 You know she's gone. 397 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,080 I think that's as well. 398 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,600 I don't think she's got anything to offer you, you know. 399 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,820 You didn't give me time to find out, did you? 400 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:18,940 It's always the same. 401 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,420 Every time I bring a girl into this house, you're the same, aren't you? 402 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:23,080 In and out, in and out all the time. 403 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,520 I'm getting fed up with it. I'm not a kid, you know. I'm not sure of school. 404 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,120 I'm going upstairs. 405 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,220 Are you going to bed? No, I'm going to have a cold bath. 406 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,089 Who are the flowers for? 407 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,130 Iris. Sort of a peace offering, you know. 408 00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:45,690 Haven't seen her around, have you? No, not likely to either. She's put in for a 409 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,690 transfer. 410 00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:47,970 Oh, no. 411 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,730 Well, we're not going to opt you out in a few minutes. Who's my new conductor? 412 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:51,529 It's me. 413 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,530 I'm back with you. 414 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,070 Darling, can I have the flowers? 415 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:57,129 Oh, thanks. 416 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,530 Oh, I'm glad I brought you. 417 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:02,810 I brought you your lunch, love. There you are. Thank you very much, Mum. 418 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:04,570 Mum. 419 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:07,750 I'm sorry about last night and the way I rushed off enough this morning. 420 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,030 That's all right, love. 421 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,990 Here, some flowers for you. 422 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:13,450 Oh, Sharon. 423 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,850 Oh, they're very nice. 424 00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:18,170 I really don't deserve it. 425 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,050 Yes, you do. 426 00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:23,070 Come on, Jack, we're going to do it. I'll see you in a minute. 31060

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