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Well, you're really going to town there, aren't you? Mom, what the... Mom, what

are you doing?

I didn't hear you.

You're busy.

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

Looks like you're busy.

Came home early.

The girls and I had the most of, but we didn't stick around for lunch. I just

came in to find out what you wanted.

Want to cook something?

Mom, can you get out of my room?

Aren't you hungry?

Yeah. We had three today.

I had the bubbly kind.

That's cool. With the oranges in it. I think it's called like a Bellini or

something.

Okay, that's good.

I thought you were already gone longer.

Well, like I said, so I had three. You know, we had fun. And we didn't stick

around for lunch. So I'm hungry. Let's eat.

Come on.

Okay.

What's that you're watching anyway?

Let me see.

Mom.

Oh, wow.

Gotta make sure, you know, you're not watching something bad.

Like, I don't want you to, you know, violence and stuff.

But, wow, she's, like, kind of hot.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow.

You don't have to cover up. It's all right.

Stop, mom. What?

That's hot. You're being weird.

Wow.

That's a really nice one.

My God.

That's big, too.

So what do you think we should fix?

Whatever you want, whatever you want.

Some chicken? Sound good?

What?

Yeah,

just, can you... Can you just go in my room? Like, I... Why?

So I can... You don't have to hide that.

It's alright.

Don't worry.

I'm not... Yeah, I need to finish jerking off, though.

Finish? Oh.

Oh.

It's alright. Go ahead.

Don't worry about it.

What do you mean?

Just go ahead.

You can.

Are you serious?

What's wrong with that?

This is pretty sexy.

Yeah. I like how it is.

Well.

You watch this stuff all the time?

You know, one of the girls was talking about this, like, younger hot guy she's

been getting with lately.

She had all juicy tidbits at lunch.

I thought you said you had to finish.

Yeah.

You don't mind that I'm here, right?

It's kind of weird, but I guess it's...

It doesn't hurt if you look.

I didn't think you got horny like that.

The lunch conversation with the girls is always horny.

Then I come home to find you, well, you know.

I don't think you should do that, though. Why?

No, that's probably not okay.

Looking is one thing, but that's another.

What for?

That's pretty big too.

I mean, Michelle was talking about that younger guy and she said

it was like eight inches.

I didn't even know that that was like real.

How big is it?

I don't know.

That's pretty big.

Whoa.

What does it feel like?

Your dad was pretty smart.

It's pretty big.

You really think so?

It's really nice.

Maybe.

Right.

That might be a little too far.

Why? I don't know.

Oh, Diego.

Aw.