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It's going to be so good having you here.

You know what?

It is.

I'm so glad to have you back.

You know, and don't even worry about it, because tough people move back in with

their parents.

No big deal.

Are you hungry? Do you want dinner?

Uh, I'm okay for now. Well, I think.

Are you sure? I was going to make some pasta.

I mean, I'm going to have a little bit, I guess.

All right.

I miss cooking for you. This is like old times. It's going to be just me and

you.

And you don't have to worry about it because your dad's not around anymore to

yell at us.

So, we'll be good.

I just, I don't know.

I'm just not trying to be a burden, Mom.

Oh, honey, please.

You're always welcome back here.

You know I miss you.

I just, you know, I hope I'll be able to find a job.

You're going to find a job. Don't worry about that.

I do wish you could have, you know, made it work out with Caitlin, though. You

guys were so good together.

Mom, I caught her having sex with three guys at the same time. What are you

talking about?

Well, I mean, people make mistakes, you know.

That's a mistake?

She was a good girl.

Well, I mean, I thought she was.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

Everything's going to be just fine.

You're going to get a job and it's all going to work out.

Okay? Thanks, Mom.

Don't worry.

I hope you're hungry.

You're probably going to eat, right?

Yeah, Mom, I'll have a little bit. I'm just kind of still out of my mind.

Okay. I think I'm going to lay down.

Okay. I'm just going to go to my room.

Oh, I turned your room into an office.

You did?

Yeah. Yeah, I need a workspace.

Okay.

So I'll just go in the guest room, right?

Well,

I moved the bed out of there, too.

I've been using that as my yoga studio.

I've been really into this fitness thing lately.

Mom, where am I supposed to sleep at?

I've got a big bed.

We'll just have to share for now. Don't worry. We'll work all that out.

Go ahead. I'll let you know when dinner's ready.

Okay, Mom.

Thanks.

Hang on, I've got to come in and brush my teeth. Is that all right?

Well, okay, yeah.

I'm so sorry. I thought you were in the shower or something. Why didn't you just

open the back?

I just, I thought you were... Look at that.

Look at that.

That's a nice cock.

Guess your dad did leave you something.

So I'll leave you to that.

I'm going out with the girls tonight, so don't wait up, okay?

Just go to bed.

And I'll see you later.

Mom, when are you coming back?

Don't wait up. I'm going out with the girls.

Is there food?

Fix yourself something to eat.

Okay. I'll see you later, Mom.

I just woke up, Mom.

I'm injured.

Fuck, I got through trouble.

I thought you were that guy.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

I'm the worst mother ever.

Holy shit.

Baby, what were you doing?

I didn't do anything.

You were doing it.

I just woke up. I didn't know what was going on.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

That's okay, Mom. It was an accident, right?

Yes,

it was an accident.

I'm just going to go to the bathroom real quick.

We might choose... I just need to go. I just need to... I can't... No.

No.

We're right here, okay?

Yeah, I guess.

of a mother ever. I can't. I can't do it.

I can't do it. No.

No.

Mommy, make my text more.

It's fucked up right here. I'm sorry.

Me too.