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Well, what do you know?

Josephine Collette steps out from behind her computer.

Well, I thought the personal touch might be in order after all this time.

Ladder. It should be.

I've seen my goods.

Couldn't possibly expect both me and rocket launchers in the same visit now,

could you?

Prefer to call them personal protection devices.

By the time backup gets here, they're going to be gone. We've got to do this

our own.

Here, take them with a big gun.

I've got a big gun.

Not big enough.

Please come very bothersome lately. I want my goods and I want my cash

It

goes to mr. McAllister

You let your blood not handle your money I prefer the term

personal protection device

Turn. Okay, that's it. The deal is done.

Do you have an airstrike gun?

No. I got some lint and a paper clip.

What you gonna do with that?

I don't know.

But I feel better.

I already 10 in this.

Couldn't exactly fit them all in my limo now, could I?

Simply a goodwill gesture.

This? This is where you'll find the other nine goodwill gestures.

What, you don't trust me, Collette?

No. Police! Put your hands up! You're all under arrest! Get in!

I have any idea what you've done. Yeah, we took all you guys down with one gun

and a paper clip. I'm Charlton McAllister with Interpol.

And you clowns have just blown two years of undercover work.

had an operation going in Los Angeles. Why didn't they tell us?

Notify the local police.

You must be joking.

I don't make jokes.

Fair but true.

Interpol backed him up.

But I can't find a thing on an international arms dealer named

Collette. Because, up until now, she's never emerged from behind her email.

Though she has armed everything from revolutionary armies to street gangs.

It took me six months to find her.

Another 18 to get her to trust me.

Why come out of hiding for a small -time hood like Rudecky? Oh, no, he's just a

side deal.

Colette is here to sell something so big, even I don't know what it is or

buying. What I do know is that she's got two more side deals set up and then an

auction party at her place in Malibu.

Well, at least she did until you two blundered your way into it. Hey, hey,

we don't blunder. We may happen on, we may fall into, we may have it thrusted

upon us, but we never blunder.

I'll take her place.

You will?

I'm the only one of us who looks like her.

You don't know the first thing about undercover work. I'm the commanding

of the major crimes unit. I know all about undercover work. You've just never

done it.

It's my decision.

Now you are, Jack.

Let me remind you where you are, Mr. McAllister. My turf.

And you're about to throw away two years of undercover work unless you do it my

way. You can't do a thing without me.

Because I know who the players are.

And you don't.

Well, that's fine.

I've always wanted a butler. I like my coffee black.

No sugar, I'm giving it up.

We have work to do.

It's hard just to set up an anonymous person's identity and go undercover.

It's even harder to assume a real person's identity. I'm aware of that.

You're not ready for this.

That's for me to decide, isn't it?

And what am I selling this guy again?

Anti -tank missiles.

Right, right.

She's making me seasick. That's a $15 ,000 piece of equipment. Detective!

Let's see how she likes it. She doesn't.

You're touching the earpiece of the dead giveaway.

No one's even here to see it yet.

Be so sure.

Here comes your buyer now.

Josephine Paulette.

I'm honored.

You should be.

Well, you should be, too.

I don't usually handle these things personally, but I had this, uh...

Feeling. That we should meet.

I had the same feeling myself.

And buying anti -tank missiles over the Internet is such a cold way to do

business. You being here won't cost me any extra now, will it?

Not a chance.

All right, let's go. Get up, get up. What the hell?

Not me. Him.

The gunshots didn't sound right. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I don't.

I mean, all the shell casings that were recovered from the scene were from high

-velocity rifles.

Yeah, maybe so, but one of those shots sounded, I don't know, weird.

And that, I think.

So McAllister's in recovery. He's going to be under anesthesia for a while, but

he's stable.

There goes our last source of information.

Except for me.

You can't be serious.

You can't go back undercover now. Well, what other choice do we have?

We know that Colette's got a meeting at her place tomorrow, and then there's the

auction party. We don't know what she's selling, we don't know who's coming, or

what she's supposed to do.

So we wing it.

Did you say wing it?

She said wing it.

Who are you?

And what did you do with our real Amy Dillon?

We can bring down her entire network of customers and stop the flow of weapons

on a global scale.

We can't pass this up.

But someone is trying to kill you. Look, I'm a highly trained police officer,

okay? I can take care of myself.

And besides, you'll be watching my every move in a surveillance van.

That isn't close enough.

You've got to come up with a better idea.

Welcome to my home, Mr. Sabine. Why does a woman so beautiful choose to live in

the shadows?

Why the man so dangerous afraid to travel alone only with a woman like you

don't trust yourself Ahmed. I don't trust you You are not the woman you

to be I'm not Copy

I can't believe Sam was doing this. Once he enters the play, he can't leave.

It's exactly why he's doing it. He's worried about Amy.

You know she's not ready for this.

Even if she doesn't.

From the way you do business, I was expecting someone a little less refined.

You have a problem with the way I do business?

Not anymore.

You shouldn't have double -crossed me in Marrakesh.

I don't take humiliation well.

I don't need a babysitter.

You need the protection.

I am perfectly capable of doing this by myself.

I'm sure you are.

But I have my orders.

I never give you any orders.

You can't. You are here.

Someone else had to take charge.

So who... Terrell is very tough. We are better off here.

Oh, great.

Lay it off on me, partner.

Can't wait to see how she gets back at you.

Until then, guess who's going to be writing all the reports on this

What are you doing?

Locking them in the closet.

We can't arrest them, and we can't let them go until the deal is done.

Good point.

You do think I can do this, right?

Of course.

I'm supposed to do what?

Monitor the party.

Tell us who the players are.

And point out anyone that might want to slit Amy's throat.

Probably all of them.

Nature of the arts business.

And you have no idea what you're selling at the auction?

Not a clue, old chap.

This is going to be some party.

Excuse me. I was told you were looking for me. What can I do?

Yes.

It's a brilliant ride. Okay.

I believe some of our guests need fresh drinks.

Yes, ma 'am.

Wonderful crab puffs.

Twenty -three million.

Craig Darden.

A lawyer for half a dozen African freedom fighting groups.

Small -time money.

Dump him.

You're wasting my time.

I'm authorized to go as high as 23 .5.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Josephine Collette would never let anyone grab her

the arm.

Do you want to make it out of this party alive?

Enjoy the crab puffs.

Oh, no.

Semi -automatics jam at the most inappropriate moment.

Give me a 20 -gauge pump any day. No fancy parts, much more reliable.

I could take this whole place out in 4 .7 seconds.

Although it would be a shame to ruin all this beautiful marble.

It's not cold enough. I told you pink ladies should be 3 degrees centigrade.

This one is at least 10.

Do it over.

Certainly, madam.

40 million.

Giorgio Bruna.

He's either working for the German neo -Nazi movement or the Italian Red

Militia. They both have plenty of money.

Be nice.

I'll think about it.

That was nice.

Delightful to finally meet you.

Uh -oh.

Don't know this one.

The last man to kiss my hand without an invitation never regained feeling below

the weight.

Then I'm flattered to still be standing.

Though your email seemed to promise so much more.

I'm Eric Devereaux.

You're not the man I imagined.

And is that good?

Or bad?

We'll see.

How the hell that went.

I told him, I said, I'm not a terrorist.

I'm a patriot, okay? The only reason I'm blowing up this country is because I

love it. You understand where I'm coming from?

Go. Power to the people. Let me talk to them. There you are.

You must walk quickly with these things, otherwise the lady becomes a tramp.

There you start an invitation.

Very efficiently handled.

Thank you.

Whatever Colette is paying you, I'll double it to come work for me.

Loyalty cannot be bought.

We obviously move in different circles.

Give it some thought.

Do we know who he is yet?

No. But we should let him win. We need to know who he's fronting for.

I don't drink champagne until business is completed.

But it is complete.

Really? Whatever you expect the highest bid to be.

And I assume you have a figure in mind.

I'll beat it by five million.

How do you know I won't overcharge you?

How do I know you have what you say you have?

Get him to tell you what it is, Danny. Come on, work him.

The best part of negotiating is the toast when it's done.

Absolutely.

What are you thinking?

You can't let him go until he tells you the information. He isn't about to do

that with your butler lurking around.

Ma 'am?

Send everyone home before they party me into bankruptcy.

The auction's over.

Yes, ma 'am.

Mr. Devereaux and I are going to retire upstairs to discuss terms of delivery.

We don't want to be disturbed.

Of course.

I've still got Schilling below waist. I take that as a good sign.

I thought we were going to discuss terms of delivery.

You always put business first, huh?

Business is very exciting.

Closing a deal is especially climactic.

Then let's not waste time. My ranch.

Tomorrow afternoon.

I don't know if I can have the merchandise ready by then. But you told

your email that it was already here.

It is, but it's not something I can just throw in the trunk of my limo.

Is it?

May I give you something?

More champagne, perhaps?

No, thank you. Just clean up the mess.

Yes, ma 'am.

You have a marvelous butler.

There's room for improvement.

So?

Bad salmon.

Wasn't that Ahmed Sabib?

He hasn't forgiven me for a little misunderstanding, Marrakesh.

Yeah, for delivering only half the number of stinger missiles he paid for

selling the others to his enemies.

Like I said, a misunderstanding.

So you will forgive my client if they're afraid of another misunderstanding.

After all, if you would double deal on mere stinger missiles, what might you

with nuclear warheads?

I've been looking forward to closing this deal with you for too long.

Then I'll expect the warheads tomorrow afternoon.

Nuclear warheads?

Where did she get her hands on nukes? I don't know.

She never talked about them?

What self -respecting arms dealer doesn't rush off to tell her butt for

about the nukes she just bought?

Strange, though. It never occurred to her to mention it to me.

What about Devereaux? Did he ever come up?

Well, did you learn anything while you were undercover?

Somewhere in this city, Josephine Collette has a bunch of nuclear

we don't know where.

I might.

Hallelujah. Colette owns part of a trucking company downtown.

We need to name an address now.

Samuel? Yes, ma 'am.

Please stop calling me ma 'am.

I'm your partner.

Not now you're not.

Well, we are undercover.

I am.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Are you aware of how you're making me look?

You look very beautiful.

Thank you, but that's not what I meant.

I'm about to walk into a very delicate and dangerous undercover situation.

If I fail, some terrorist is going to have nuclear weapons.

Having you here undermines my authority. It makes it look as if I'm not capable

of pulling off this operation by myself.

You are.

You think so?

Yes.

That's nice.

Because the truth is... I have no idea if I am.

I mean, I send you people out to do this every day.

As if I really know what I'm doing, but I'm not certain I do.

Which is why I had to do this.

Have you just lost all respect for me?

I only have more.

Then you'll follow my orders today no matter what?

And you won't criticize me for not wearing a wire to this?

It was safe when I was under my own roof, so to speak, but I can't risk them

finding on me at the ranch.

You won't take the glasses off?

I won't.

Okay.

Here's the plan.

We have to find out who Devereaux is and who he's buying the nukes for. And if

they don't get the weapons from us, they're going to try to get them from

someone else.

Understood.

One more thing. Yes, ma 'am.

Thanks for being worried about me.

You don't strike me as the cowboy type.

Well, I like the privacy of wide open spaces.

So there's no problem with my driving through the gate with a truckload of

nuclear warheads.

You can bring it in on a hay wagon if you prefer.

I imagine your real home must be very different than this.

A tiny castle in Scotland, a villa in France, maybe an island in the South

My home is here now.

Would you care for a tour?

I'm assuming we have time to kill.

I'm going on a tour.

You can... Go with you?

That is an attentive butler.

I think I can handle her needs for the rest of the day.

I have very specific needs.

Very.

Well, if we come across something I can't handle, we'll call Sam.

I think the car needs a wash.

Maybe a polish.

Make it shine, Sam.

L .A .B., now, get up!

Against the dumpster, strike a leg!

I got you covered.

Hand behind your back.

I got him, Gray.

Give me that hand.

This one's not going to be shooting anybody anymore.

Yeah.

What'd you get on your hands?

I don't know.

Whatever it is, it's all over this guy.

This one, too.

We better get the guys at the lab to check this out, make sure we haven't

poisoned.

Wait a minute. I know these guys.

This is the guy that shot at Amy the other day. I chased him in the car.

That doesn't make any sense. How would they know we were here?

You want to tell her?

They knew because somebody told them, and there's only one person who could

have.

The butler did it.

McAllister wants the nukes for himself.

And he's the only one watching after Sammo and Amy right now.

Nice place.

You were supposed to wash the car.

I couldn't find a bucket.

Don't store them in the office.

The security laser is very small. I'm not surprised you missed it.

He was only doing what I pay him.

You spy on me?

Keeps me safe.

Bet you're completely safe here.

So if you were spying on your orders, I will have to assume the worst about both

of you, and I'd hate that.

I was just curious.

About what?

My new employer.

Is the job offer still open?

I see why you say your loyalty is not the same, my friend.

You have none.

Except to myself.

And the biggest paycheck.

The music.

You're a real disappointment to me, you know that?

You're fired.

You can have him.

Well, if you knew how much I paid for these plans, you'd understand why I hate

to get blood all over it.

Put him in the trunk of a limo, take him somewhere private, and don't let him

get within arm's length.

You'll regret it.

It's very difficult to find good health.

I'll hope you have better luck next time.

McAllister walked 20 minutes after we left.

Wonderful security.

Well, he wasn't exactly a prisoner.

Well, that's our fault.

He probably left a trail. We all do. He can't help it anymore.

You hacked into the hospital's computer?

In record time.

You know, now that you're the temporary commanding officer of the MCU, I feel

it's my duty to warn you that what you're doing is completely illegal.

I'll arrest myself when it's over.

What is listeriosis?

A mouthwash?

Listeriosis.

Gastrointestinal disorder.

Primary cause, ingestion of unpasteurized dairy products, most often

acutely associated with cheese.

I wonder if the hospital treated anyone else for this.

The slug they pulled out of McAllister was from a .22 long rifle.

I thought the shell casings found in the parking lot were all from high

-velocity rifle rounds.

I mean, .22s look different.

And sound different, too. I knew something was wrong.

Amy wasn't the target. McAllister set up a hit on himself.

And he made sure that they used a small enough caliber gun that he wouldn't get

killed. If he's in the hospital, we're not going to suspect him.

He set us up good.

You know, if you were thinking of pulling Samo and Amy out, now would be a

time.

All right, that's it, Bailey.

Keep it steady. Go for a cancer.

Tighten up on the reins.

That's good.

When did my security become so lax?

She hasn't delivered the nuclear warheads yet, has she?

Neither has she given you the offshore account number for you to transfer your

payment to.

Tell me why I shouldn't kill you for knowing that.

Because if you do, you'll never see your merchandise.

The local police don't have a clue where it is.

And that beautiful woman over there, her glasses have a camera

in them.

She's a cop.

Head of the Major Crimes Unit, actually.

She was.

Don't turn around.

Take off your glasses.

Let them down at the table beside you.

Facing the horses.

The police are getting lovelier every year.

Too bad I have to reduce their ranks by one. It would be if I was a cop.

Oh, you're a cop, all right.

Detective Dillon.

Oh, what are you grinning at, McAllister? You're a cop, too.

Interpol, would you like to see my badge?

Oh, now, come on. You don't want to kill me.

Or her, for that matter.

Oh, yeah?

And why is that?

Because I have nuclear warheads you want, and you have money I want.

Does he have my merchandise?

I suppose that means yes.

And all the rest of it.

Is it true as well?

So when did you decide to go out on your own?

When I decided I wanted to retire.

And not on Interpol's meager pension plan, thank you very much. You knew who

was all along.

Of course.

Josephine Collette always expected Devereaux to be the highest bidder, and

didn't see anyone at that auction I thought would go any higher. So you told

to let him win.

It made things go so much faster.

You do have the nuclear warheads.

Not on me, but I do know where they are.

You deposit $50 million into a certain bank account, and you'll know where they

are, too.

Good trip.

Maybe I shouldn't have left.

You had no other choice, Nemo.

In their mind, she fired you and approved your execution. If you had gone

you would have blown her cover.

I know.

Besides, she doesn't look like she's in too much trouble.

Unless she chokes on the little umbrella in her iced tea. You got it, the

information we needed. That number on Devereaux was his modem line.

And that led us to his email. Which led us to his buyers.

The Montana survival patriots. A bunch of homegrown terrorists waiting for the

Y2K bug to take out the U .S. defense grid.

What about the two shooters?

Merchant Marines.

Just got off a ship from the Ukraine, full of boron.

Black stuff.

And check this out.

There are a couple other cases of listeriosis. The Harbor Patrol doctor

it was a plague.

Sailors?

And they were aboard that Ukrainian freighter.

So why don't we just get the nukes, rescue Amy from a sunburn, and we'll

a week.

Wait.

This is not right.

What's not right?

Amy gave us sugar.

That's not her.

Full amount's been transferred?

Yeah, sure.

Thank you for my 50 million.

You have my money.

So why is she still alive?

Because her team isn't stupid.

They figured out what was happening before we were done here.

Hostage is never a bad thing to have around.

Don't tell me you object to her company. I only object to problems.

She's won, unfortunately.

Not for long.

Take her to the car.

Well, my dear, you'll make such a lovely call.

How do I know these work?

I have no idea.

You didn't pay for Nona's manual.

And I thought Josephine Collette was a tough businessman.

Where do you think I learned my technique?

Police!

Maybe you should be a butler.

You're right here.

On the boat and by the warehouse.

Stay handsome, Mayor. Take the aft lamp.

Do you still think I'm not ready to be an undercover cop?

We did have to rescue you, you know.

You did just fine.

Yes, you did a very good job.

So good, in fact, we should send you out more often.

He just doesn't want to give your desk back.

That is not true.

I want my desk back.

Now that I've been undercover...

I've discovered that it really is possible to return from the field with

your equipment intact.

Well, now that I've been a supervisor, I've discovered that it really is

possible not to nag and second -guess your undercover operative.

Well, then, I guess we both benefited from the experience.

I guess so.

Hey. Hey.

If I recall correctly, I believe I once called you a...

wild card who makes up the rules as he goes along well i

still believe that but uh i also believe you're one of the best cops the lapd

ever produced i appreciate that

You know, being undercover for the first time, I realized something about

myself.

To have faith in yourself.

Well, that I have a lot to learn from you.

If you'll teach me.

I've been waiting a long time for a new student.

And you don't know who you're selling to at the auction.

Not a clue, old boy.

This is going to be some party.

He didn't call me a boy, did he? He called you a boy. I love you, Nanny, but

I'll kill you.

I'll kill you.

Code Blue, Code Blue.

Excuse me. May I borrow your grape?

You don't know what you're selling.

Tonight on ITV4. I like to be hugged. We continue our Saturday night horror

season. Chucky's back, sweet and cuddly as ever.

Just like the good old days.

Child's Play 3 is at 10 .15.

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