All language subtitles for Martial Law s01e04 funny money

Tony, what's up, man?

Hello,

my name is Dana. I'll be your waitress
today. Here you go. Take a look at that.

Here you go. I have a little something
special for you.

Yeah, what's that?

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used

against you in the court of law.

God, I hate running.

Look what we found.

I marked blank pieces of paper.

Cuts just like those.

Same size, same shape.

Think Tony's holding out on his friends?

No. This is not paper.

It is real money.

And which country does the invisible
president reside in?

Yours.

Look, give me a dollar bill.

Done it?

Give me a $20 bill.

He only has to give you one. Why do I
have to give you 20? Come on, pay the

Okay, I need this back.

Very slow night for tip.

In America, all the money is the same
size.

Very unwise.

It makes easy to counterfeit.

Bleach.

One dollar bills and use the paper to
make larger bills.

Milano got nicked by the cop.

Yeah, I can see that.

Let's get the paper.

Hey, there was nothing we could do,
John.

They moved in before we could make big
checks.

He knows me.

What can we do now?

Too late.

Now, once he's in the interrogation room
somewhere, then it's too late.

Take him out.

Right here, right now.

Okay.

Now, just one.

Get out of here. Come on.

Talk to us, Tony. What's up?

Okay, Samuel, we got this one. We got
it. It's okay.

Come on, Tony.

Who's printing the dead presents?

You know who I bet might know?

That brunette he was with in the
restaurant.

No. Ah, he speaks.

Oh, look at how much he likes her. He's
trying to protect her. A little uneasy

there, Tony. Look, she doesn't know
anything, all right?

Tony's in love. He's in love.

Keep her out of it, all right? She's not
involved.

Thanks to you, Chum.

Now she is.

Get him out of here.

Tony's in a coma.

Yeah, well, none of his friends are
talking either.

We got unit cops posted at the hospital
in case he comes to or if somebody wants

to finish what they started. Well, we've
got to find the girl. And we're still

working on Tony's friends to see if we
can't link the counterfeiting ring.

that won't be our problem much longer.
Secret Service is on their way over. Oh,

what? Come on, Lieutenant. So they can
pull the rug from under us again?

Counterfeiting is their jurisdiction.

Uh, did they mention who they were
sending over?

Uh -huh.

Reed Paxton.

Why can't they find somebody else?

All right, let me fill you in.

Paxton's running the show in Westwood
now.

His office has the highest closure rate
of all the other federal agencies in

town. Hey, Dana, you may be slimy. Okay,
knock it off. I can't believe this. You

know what? You were the one that never
liked him. Okay, okay.

Professionally, he's a credit hawk.

Personally,

he was good for her.

I can't believe you are still sore about
that case. You'd say I never let things

go? Okay, here's the deal, Sammo. It was
a big collar, right?

Forearm robberies and a homicide.

Catch is, there's a little funny money
involved.

This guy Paxton swoops on in and takes
credit for the case. I think that was

kind of natural. He was the second in
command.

Two weeks later, he happened to be the
first.

He deserved it.

Thank you, Dean.

Hi. Hi, Reed. How are you? I'm good.

Good to see you.

Funny, I haven't seen your picture in
the paper lately.

What, not taking credit for anyone
else's cases?

Come on, Louie.

Didn't have anything to do with all that
publicity stuff.

It's good to see you again.

You too.

Mr. Brady has lived here for about two
years. I had no idea he was this other

guy. What was the name?

Tony Milano.

I mean, that would be illegal, right?

Aiding and abetting a fugitive. Yeah, my
brother -in -law's a cop.

Really? That's great, man. Listen, we
just want to look around, okay?

What's a girl living here?

Um, a cute little brunette showed up
Thursday night.

Went upstairs with Mr. Beretti, or Mr.
Milano, whatever you want to call them.

They seemed real happy together.

Have you seen her before?

Hey, it's about the rent.

I don't get into people's business.

You know what I'm saying?

Right, listen, just turn the lock on the
way out.

Nice couple.

Nice legs.

Same legs.

The girl is Tony's sister.

She's from New York.

Took a red -eye flight into L .A.

You got all that from looking at the
photos?

No. Her suitcase is next to the couch.

You did not see that?

Yes?

Bingo. Isabella Milan.

Mmm. This girl has wonderful taste.
Chanel No. 5.

Hey, Sammo.

Look at this, man. Let's pull.

Nice. Very nice.

Okay.

Complete?

Yeah, I started music when I was a boy.
Yeah, where at, man?

Peking Opera School.

Eh? Peking Opera School.

Play something. No, that's okay.

No, no, come on, play something.

Here, want to pick?

I know. No, no, no, no, come on, play
something nice from the Peking Opera

School, maybe something traditional, you
know?

That all I know.

You can fit an image of Keith Richards.

Are you mental? He looks like Eric
Clapton.

Clapton? Yeah. Really?

What decade?

When he was with Cream.

Cream? Okay, okay, okay.

Let's get past the description here.

What exactly did your friend Trevor do?

Well, we just finished this killer gig,
right, at the Troubadour.

And Adrian is putting the drums in the
back of the van when Trevor leaps out

into the car park and says he's going to
pull a David Lee Roth. I mean, these

things are such prima donnas. And then
he said he even wanted to change the

of the band.

I mean, cheaper by the pound.

It's a great bleeding name, right?

I think I get the picture here.

However, wanting to change the name of
the band and wanting to go solo are not

crimes.

Yeah, well, then we had a bit of a
scuffle.

And then Trevor takes off in the van
with all our equipment, our money, our

passport. Our leathers. Our leathers.

Leathers? Leathers. You know, our stage
costumes. I mean, we keep everything in

the van.

Okay, can you give me a description of
the van?

Yeah, it's got a bleeding great big
Union Jack painted on the side of it.

Jack, that was my idea.

That was my idea.

It was my idea.

Very original.

Here! You know where I think he might
be?

The George and the Dragon in Santa
Monica.

Right. Because he fancied that waitress,
so he read it with the blonde hair.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, we'll go check that out.

Let's go to the hospital.

Isabella will go there.

I know she's Tony's sister, but... I
think this girl bolted the first chance

got. I mean, she knows we're looking for
her. It's too risky for her to go back

to the hospital.

From the photos, it's clear she loves
her brother.

She will go to see him.

Tell you what, Sam, I've got some leads
I've got to check out back at the

division. If you really want to, I can
drop you off at the hospital.

It's no problem.

Please.

Absolutely.

We're doing our best, John.

Everybody's looking, but Milano's sister
still holds up somewhere. I've met this

girl. She can time me to Milano.

Find her, take her out of the picture.

Look, our sources say Tony's still in a
coma.

Coma means he's breathing. If he's
breathing, he can wake up.

This deal is closed for 24 hours.

Do you want me to tell Traveler that
Milano is still in the picture?

I'm not making Monopoly money here.

This ink base is still too thick.

Start over.

So...

What, Samuel, you're going to sit around
and wait?

A fisherman wait for the fish to come
to.

All right, Captain Ahab, give me a call
if you need me, okay?

Okay.

We'll take care of her later.

Can I help you, miss?

I'm here to see my sister, Mary Davis.

Let me check this list here.

All right, go ahead.

Yo,

Doc.

Listen, I got a condition I got to talk
to you about.

Actually, you know what? My friend said
it.

What?

Got a patron here for you and his dick,
Bob Collin.

Should be on the board. Check it out.

Yeah, there it is, right there.

Hang on.

I got it.

Hey, what's going on? Don't worry about
it, man.

Let's hurry up. We've got to find Tony.

Right here, bed free.

Contract's canceled, Tony.

Isabella? No, Isabella.

I'm your friend. Don't be afraid.

How did you know it was me?

Chanel number five, right?

Why is someone trying to kill me?

They think.

You know something about your brother's
business?

Well, how could I know anything? You
know, I only got here a couple days ago.

Tony takes care of me. My parents died a
couple years ago, and, well, Tony

spoiled me.

He's the one putting me through UCLA,
and he even flew me out here on his

private jet.

Your brother can afford a jet?

I figured his business was doing really
well, and I didn't want to ask too many

questions because I guess I just didn't
want to know the answers.

Stupid, huh?

You look the other way because you are
family.

You will be all right.

Hey, thanks for calling me. Hey, listen,
Samuel had a hunch, and that's that,

you know?

I don't want to keep you in the dark,
too. Okay, I wasn't in the dark.

Listen, listen, wait a minute. There was
no dark, okay? We called you.

No, Dana called. Okay, okay, that's it.
There's a truth, okay?

We found the girl. She's Milano's
sister. Samuel's grilling her now.

okay? Come on.

Oh, he wouldn't be my first choice to
lead an interrogation. Oh, yeah? Why is

that? Because I've heard stories about
how Chinese cops operate. You want to

brutalize this girl?

Huh? You press her too hard, we're not
going to get anything out of her.

You think Samuel's pressing her too
hard?

What do we got here?

We're trying to get a sketch of a guy
Tony was supposed to meet.

Oh, his jawline was more defined.

Okay.

Yeah, and his eyebrows were darker, more
intense looking.

Okay, let's see.

Yeah, and he had one of those facial...
Goatees? Yeah, he had a goatee.

That's it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, that's him. Great.

Thelma, why don't you get Isabella over
to the hospital and get it settled in?

Sure.

Okay, so who is that guy?

Doesn't ring any bells.

Okay, thanks, Pam.

You know every counterfeiter in town.

What do you got, Reed?

Well, I found a counterfeiting crew in
Phoenix that fits the M .O. My source

said they were coming to meet Tony.

Go ahead, take it.

I want us to be friends.

Well, that's very nice of you, Reed.

Yeah, Lewis appreciates that, don't you,
Lewis?

Absolutely. Thank you.

Yeah. Hey, Dana, baby.

How you doing?

I'm pretty good.

Who's Mr. GQ Smooth here? Well, you
know, he's the secret service agent.

Oh, man, Dad.

Look, I know what this is about.

Look, I was under duress when I made
those Social Security cards. See, you

didn't tell me nothing about no... This
isn't about that, is it?

It can be.

Okay, let me tell you what we need. We
need a name. It goes... This face.

Nope, never seen him. Oh, I would hate
to shut your business down and turn you

over to that mean, nasty Secret Service
agent.

Passports, driver's license, social
security cards, immigration

cards.

Look, um, it looks like a guy from back
east. I heard he hit town about two

months ago. Um, what is it?

John Smith, that's what it is, John
Smith.

John Smith is his name. I'm expecting
you to be creative, Eugene. You're an

artist. No, no, that's his name.

Honest, okay?

So much for Eugene.

Well, I think we should run it down
anyway.

I'll run it down, but I want to talk to
you about something really important,

okay? What's that?

Dinner with me tonight.

For two, okay?

Nice table, ocean view.

Well, only if you insist.

You've got nice form.

I beg your pardon?

David Hasbro, senior police tactics
instructor.

We should get together sometime and I'll
show you a few moves.

Maybe. You know, I do all the police
training here.

You'll probably learn a lot from me.

Really?

Okay.

How about right now?

Sure, I've got time for a quickie.

Take a stance.

I'm going to come after you.

I simply want you to react.

Do what you naturally do in this
situation.

Okay.

Maybe we should step up the reality
factor a little bit.

What if, um, someone comes at you from
behind?

Okay, I think I can respond to that.

You think?

They had you in a hold like this?

So,

maybe

we could get together sometime.

Sure. Lesson over?

Did Sammo's hunch on the plane amount to
anything?

Big time. I checked the airplane
registrations.

Tony co -owns a jet. We're actually a
turboprop with a guy named Chico Henry.

Chico Henry.

How do we find him?

Chico's landing as we speak, and I'm
going to give him a big L .A. welcome.

Nice work, Louis.

Hurry up, will you?

Hey, Chico.

That's a lot of luggage you got there,
man.

Check the luggage there, Paul.

You know, according to the FAA log, you
get back on this plane and you're

heading to Miami tonight.

Who the hell are you?

I'm a friend of Tony Milano's.

Don't know him. Don't know him?

Oh, it's funny.

Because he owns half the airplane.

We've got a situation here.

All righty.

Or at least he did.

Oh,

look at this.

Smuggling paper bills for counterfeiting
purposes.

Makes a hell of a forfeiture case there,
Chico.

You know what? I'm thinking maybe Border
Patrol's going to own this plane by

maybe mid -next week.

You going to take my plane? Damn right
I'm going to take your plane.

Unless, of course, you want to come to
the side of the might and the right, my

man.

Tell you what, you help me, I'll help
you.

Look, I bring in the dollar bills and
Tony does the bleaching.

What, a fit?

I used to provide the ink, but I stopped
after the Secret Service raided my

supply. The Secret Service?

Yeah, they keep a closer eye on the ink
than old dollar bills.

It's yours?

Sure is.

A lot of hard work and a small
inheritance from an uncle with no kids.

Just got it a few months ago.

A toast.

Tony Milano. I don't know if that's such
a good toast.

Well, he's the reason we're here
tonight, isn't he?

You made dinner?

I did.

Was that so hard to believe?

I made a little salmon with some Dijon
sauce.

Nice. You didn't make dinner, though.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm a cop. I need evidence.

There's no Dijon sauce on your apron.

What are you talking about?

Okay, okay, I confess.

Take off the Michaels.

Now that you know we have to eat out of
the styrofoam so I don't have to do this

shit. Okay.

Oh, wait. Gotta get that.

Dixon? It's me. Listen, Paxton's Phoenix
lead, a total dud.

But Sammo hit a gold mine. Tony has a
business partner, a guy named Chico

Wow, that's great.

Is there any way we can talk about this
tomorrow?

We're getting misled once again by
Paxton.

The guy didn't bother to tell us that he
raided three barrels of ink a couple of

weeks back from Chico. I'm sorry, you're
cutting out. I can't hear you that

well. I just thought you should know.
He's up to his old tricks.

I'm sorry, I really can't hear you. I'm
going to have to talk to you later.

Bye.

Dana.

It's my mom. Yeah.

And I, uh, I'm sorry.

Hey, it's okay.

Just sitting here wondering why things
didn't work out between us.

Well, I've just been through that
divorce.

I was away for three months on that K.

Like fate was going to be firing against
us.

But who knows?

Maybe fate's changed.

Come down here and catch the sunset
every chance I can get.

Contrary to popular belief, men do watch
sunsets. No, they don't. I don't

believe that.

Well, seems like a nice place to be
alone.

You got that list, Samuel? Yeah.

Okay, here's the list from the computer.

73 John Smiths living in L .A. If one of
these John Smiths is a top

counterfeiter in town, it's got to be
going under a different name. You got to

know who this guy is.

I appreciate the faith.

It's a big town. Anyone with a decent
computer can make funny money.

Many people play golf, but there is only
one Jack Nicklaus.

Great satellite hookup in Shanghai.

You think we're getting off track here?
Yeah, I think so. No.

We are on the right track.

I don't think he likes me.

What's going on, Samuel?

You think Paxton's holding out on us,
don't you?

Mm -hmm.

About complicating the English starters.

Plus, he knows who John Smith is. He
just wants to get to him first.

More than that.

What?

Can you get us into the Secret Service
warehouse?

Are you sure this will work?

Stop sweating, man. I'm good.

Eugene's the master, Sam.

Yes, but my name is not good.

Look, Hong Kong, it usually takes me
three days just to get the stock.

Now, if you want this stuff right away,
you gotta live with what I got.

I don't look like Rex T. Hightower.

Now you do.

Interrogation!

It's the power of the green M &M.

Our songs are so much better than that
rubbish that Trevor writes.

We don't need him. We don't need him.
He's stuck.

Hi, guys.

We picked up Trevor. He was at the pub.

What about the van?

It wasn't with him.

Barnum!

Night!

Get a grip.

Sorry, Adrian.

Sorry, Grace.

Now that you've had your little Keith
Moon moment, you can start picking up

M &M's.

Sorry.

That's a great name for a song.

What is?

Picking up the M &M's? Not the M &M's.

Grace. I mean, think of it. There are
lots of words that rhyme with grace.

Yeah.

Yeah, like, um... There's a face in my
face.

You're the chief administrator of all
the western districts in Dallas. I'm

deputy. Got it? Got it.

Looks time. Let me do the talking.

Good. We're talking.

Wait a minute. Hold on there. Whoa,
whoa, whoa.

Stop. Stop.

No one's allowed in here without
authorization.

You're damn right no one's allowed in
here without authorization.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Maybe this will help.

This gentleman here, this is Chief Rusty
Hightower, head of all administrations

in the western district from Dallas.

Howdy. That's right.

I'm his deputy, Beaumont. And this
warehouse is under our jurisdiction.

What's your name?

It's Collins, sir. Collins.

You gonna tell him he can't come in here
now, Collins?

No, sir.

You gonna be reading any more magazines
on duty, Collins?

Absolutely not, sir. You're damn right.

Now, we're looking for some ink barrels.

Confiscated in a raid about two weeks
ago.

Well, we've got three of them down back
here.

They're not going to walk over here by
themselves, are they? Right.

This way.

These are all we've got.

Open them.

That's ink.

You don't want to do that, sir.

Water.

Water. It's not supposed to be water.

Why do you think we're here?

Trevor, where is the van?

I don't remember.

Look, I am sure that your friends would
be happy to drop the charges if you

would just give them back their stuff.

Those tossers are not my friends.

Tossers? Where did you get on calling us
tossers? Tossers.

Tossers. Yeah, we're tossers.

He's the tosspot. That's why he is.

Okay, Trevor, here's the deal.

You don't tell us where the van is,
we'll have you deported.

I've already got some big gigs lined up.

My career is about to take off in the
States.

The van, Trevor.

Where is it?

Parking structure, Virgin Megastore.

Okay, tell me about it.

Paxton is dirty.

Are you sure?

Yes. To keep us off track.

But he made a few mistakes.

He gave me that false lead. The ink
barrels at the Secret Service warehouse

filled with water.

And I saw bridge on his shoe.

Lieutenant, Paxton's been involved in
this counterfeit operation from the

beginning.

Let's find him.

Going somewhere?

Yeah, I'm out of here.

It's your money and mine too, huh?

The cops are after me, not you. Really?

I'm leaving you the whole printing
operation.

Oh, that's generous.

Why didn't you tell me you were leaving?

We're not in the greeting card business.

You and I both know it's time to move
on.

I'm out of here.

Yeah, well, translated, that means that
you're splitting and sticking me with

the evidence.

Translated any way you want.

I'm going.

Okay.

Money in the truck. Rent in the ring.
Let's go.

You don't have to do this.

I'm a cop first.

I'm a heartbroken, revenge -seeking
woman second. Either way, I win.

It's all real.

I know.

No.

That bad.

She's 20 -year -old boy. We need backup.
27 -600 -PG -8. Code 2 -HI.

Of course, mine isn't as good, but
there's a hell of a lot more.

Well, it'll be fine.

We're good to go.

Maybe sometime we'll take another lake
again.

Don't count on it. I'm leaving the
country for a while. I'm launching the

this afternoon.

You got me posted?

Drop the gun, put your hands in the air.
Don't move, get your hands up.

All right, big guy, come on.

I met that uncle you were talking about
with the big inheritance. I think his

name was Sam.

Look at me.

Look, Dana, for whatever it's worth, I'm
sorry.

Maybe I felt I earned it. I don't know.

It was so tempting.

I doubt you could have resisted.

Well, the temptation excuse, that's very
biblical.

You can come with me.

Or I could shoot you dead.

Look out!

Have a nice life, Reed.

Are you not sure you still want to come
to Chicago?

As far as I'm concerned, you can lock
him up and throw away the key.

You thought you could do nothing without
me.

We'll see about that, Trevor.

Yeah. Me and Nigel, we've been writing
songs of our own. We're going to get

ourselves a new lead.

Van Halen can do it. So can Cheaper by
the Pound.

I never want to hear that name again.

Okay. Okay, boys.

Truth time.

Now, I think I've got a pretty good
handle on the situation here. Can I make

suggestion?

Lose the name Cheaper by the Pound.

Thank you!

I can't believe that I wrote a song for
you and you took his side.

I am not taking his side, Nigel. It's
just that Cheaper by the Pound has this

sort of Flack of Seagulls vibe to it.

You've got a point, Nigel.

I've been saying that since Basingstoke!
And you, Trevor, need to agree to sing

some of their songs.

Just take a look at him

Let him out.

Way to go.

You may have just saved the next
Beatles. Oh, I seriously doubt it.

Sammo.

Hi.

I wanted to thank you for saving my
life.

It was nothing.

I also wanted to let you know that
doctors think Tony's going to be okay.

Good.

I think they could use a little help.

I think you may be right. Yeah.

Hey. What?

I'm just joking. No, no, it's okay.

It's okay.

Can you play?

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

One more guitar.

He's good. No. Go, go, go.

What's up, mate?

Hey, mate. What do you want to play?

Uh, how about Tristan and Shell?

It's a joke? It's a joke.

Okay, give it.

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