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Thank you.

Hey, you got money?

I'm here for you, Peter.

Good job.

Good job.

Maybe something out of left field.

Here. Cop from China. He found your car. It's at a metal shop in Shanghai.

What? How'd he find us?

Don't know. You have to ask him.

Maybe what?

Maybe he's on his way over here to team up with you two.

Oh, Ted and I just don't know. Read his jacket, Dana.

This guy's pretty damn impressive.

He's the top cop in a country of 1 .2 billion people. He's also the senior

training officer for martial arts and hand -to -hand combat.

Lieutenant, we've got four hot sides tied up in this car theft ring. I don't

understand why Lewis and I need a third wheel.

He lost one of his cops.

She went missing while working this same case undercover in Shanghai.

We're going to help him find her.

Got it.

Here's his fact photo and flight info. Pick him up at LAX at 10.

Happy to, right?

She's happy.

... ... ...

... ...

... ...

...

No.

Dana, please, you're my partner.

Well, I'll take a bullet for you. I'll be the first one through a door for you.

But I'm not wearing a huge price tag that says Dana. I think you look good in

yellow.

For luck, he hasn't cleared customs yet.

Lewis? No, no, no.

What? See that guy with the bucket suitcase? I think he just stole that

purse. Oh, I love it. You're like a bad guy magnet. Right now, we've got to go

get this guy from China. Yeah, just take him in. Dana, maybe he needs the money.

Dana!

Hey, you need a taxi?

Huh? You don't want to wait in this line.

I've got a cab.

Where are you going?

No problem.

See, my car doesn't have air conditioning, but I'll charge you only

of regular price.

Okay, I'm late. Let's go. Let's go. Good.

Right this way.

Excuse me.

What?

I was just wondering if you could point me in the direction of Venice Beach.

It's that way, behind me.

I'm sorry.

Over there that way or that way?

Over there, honey. All right? Now I got to run.

Oh, you're traveling light.

L .A .T .D. Give me the purse.

Please, don't you move.

Not that you can.

Chance be on your back.

Let me point you in the direction of jail.

Not so far.

Where are you from?

China, Japan?

China?

Oh.

What type of car is this?

Brown Vic.

Why do you ask?

It's nice and roomy.

What year?

Ninety -four.

This is the not downtown.

Get out.

Get out!

Come on!

Come on! Come on, come on, come on!

Give me your passport.

Give me your wallet.

Neither of you look Chinese.

Well, we missed him. Maybe you went to his hotel, Lieutenant.

Yeah. Well, that would be a neat trick, since we're the ones providing him with

housing on a departmental voucher.

Lieutenant, call on line four. Yeah, right. I'll be right there.

I suggest you find him.

Great.

You're like finding a needle in a rice paddy.

Dana, you got that fax photo?

Okay.

And the other number is 14.

What? Oh, no, this guy that we're looking for is a martial arts expert.

That guy looks like a cook.

Yeah, well, maybe he's a super cook.

Okay,

I'm going to hear him.

Excuse me, Sam O 'Lough?

Yes?

From the Shanghai Police Department.

Yes. Louis Malone, Dana Dixon.

We're going to be working together.

Very pleased to meet you. And you.

What's happening here? He got nicked by a Russian crew running a gypsy cab scam

on his way in from the airport.

Wait a minute.

You got robbed?

Yeah. A lot of men.

Three with guns behind the airport.

You do anything?

Yeah. Gave them my money.

They had guns.

You don't break rust with eggs.

Don't. That always.

Two more.

This one and this one.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks. Samuel, excuse us for one sec, okay?

Look, is this guy on the level? He gave us everything.

Make, model, and year of the cab.

Exact descriptions on all the suspects.

He already picked four out of the Facebooks. What can I say? I'm with it.

Sammo, what do you need? You want something to drink? Coffee? A little

Tea? Fire coke.

Thank you.

So, tell us what you know about this case.

Please, you first.

No. You first.

I'm here to fight Chen Peipei.

One of my students.

My best detective.

She was like my daughter.

You know for a fact she's here in the U .S.? Yes.

She went undercover seven months ago in Shanghai.

She got close to the leader of a powerful gang, a man named Lee Hay.

I would truly value any help. Hey, here we got a new cop.

Captain Samalov, the Shanghai Police Department.

Detective Alex Portman. Pleased to meet you.

So, what's policing like in that godforsaken, dog -eating, overpopulated

Ranch?

You are a very unhappy person.

I can see it in your face.

What'd you say, Portman? Portman, do me a favor.

Go away.

He doesn't even like pandas.

Anyway, our informants are telling us that you're Guy Lee Hayes behind this

-end auto theft crew we're working, right? Problem is, Samuel, we don't have

case against him just yet.

Yeah, but we do have this guy, Ricky Harp. He's a car thief.

Somebody flipped on Ricky, so now we're going to get him to flip on someone

else.

Got it?

Sure. I understand.

Good. Let's flip.

That's all it helps.

Irene, we go after Lee Hay, okay?

I think you missed the point.

Ed.

Sorry.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What type of coin is this?

Chinese coin. Where's the head? Head? Yeah, right here.

That's funny.

You know how to say smart -ass in Chinese?

Yeah. Okay.

The police have a line -up, Ricky Hopper.

We can't run the risk of him being weak.

Take Leo.

Kill him.

Kill his whole family if you need to.

Well, we know Ricky's here. We've got a patrol unit watching the house.

You want to break the door or you want to go in the prowl?

Yeah, Ricky's a little hot -blooded. I say we sneak up on him.

Samuel. Uh, excuse me, Samuel.

Why don't you let us go in first, okay?

Okay.

I hate these German locks. They're impossible.

Follow me.

Doesn't he get a gun?

Nope, no gun. We should set no fire on him.

Rick! Rick!

Hey! Hey! All right,

I dropped it, okay?

I'm defending myself in my own home. I got a wife and kids.

Congratulations, Ricky.

So, what's happening?

What you doing here?

Javier gave you up?

Oh, Javier's mine.

Ricky.

Who's he?

He's the cop. He's with us.

Nice. You, man, where you from? The South Bay or something?

Hawaiian Gardens?

Where's Lee Hay?

What?

Is Lee Hay with a Chinese girl about 25?

Hey, man, I don't know Hawaiian. I ain't talking to him.

Sammo, why don't you wait outside?

Sammo, give us a couple of minutes, all right?

Okay, sure.

Okay, Ricky.

We need to put somebody in the chair.

Give me your name.

Now, I used to boost cars, all right? But I'm out of there.

Now, why I got this deal? I'm in the stock market.

Hey guy, are you done for the day?

This your laptop? Now, you can't do that. See, now I'm going to sue.

Well, go ahead and sue me, man, because we're taking this, too.

Surf's up.

Look at my lawn.

I just received.

Not from Hawaii.

Idiot.

Okay,

you're right, Ricky.

You have a good day now, my man. Hold up now.

You're not going to put me in a paddy wagon with those two?

Well, sure. They're all in handcuffs. It shouldn't be a problem.

Now, but what about his feet?

I've seen what he can do with those feet.

Well, Ricky, on a procedure level, they're properly restrained.

That's right. Come on, get in the van.

Get in the van. Now, now, now. Get in the van.

Now, hold on. Okay, let's talk. Let's talk.

Let's talk, okay? Okay.

Well, let's talk.

Okay, now listen.

Okay. Who are you stealing your cars for, Ricky?

A man from China named Johnny.

Worked for Lee Hay.

He been buying whatever high and rise he need his hands on.

I said, hey, Don Ho.

Oh, that was cool, all that.

Whoa! Goosey stuff.

You learn how to do all that.

Pinky Opera School.

Uh, so you hang out with the three tenants?

Oh, Ricky, just answer the questions, all right?

Here's the big question, Ricky.

Where do we find the egg?

We

got

a small problem.

The police have Ricky Hoff.

We'll make an alternate plan.

Where's Pepe?

Here I am.

What do you want?

Sue and Lau failed.

They were arrested.

So was Ricky Hopp.

Guess who?

Sam O 'Law, working with the LAPD.

Wasn't that beautiful?

You scared of one cop?

We should move the cars out as soon as possible.

We'll move the cars tomorrow.

There's a location breakdown on the car, Jackie.

Hey, Lieutenant.

They're getting ready to rumble.

What's going on here?

The portman bet Sam owed 200 bucks he couldn't get past that partition.

Is that right?

He took the liberty of reading his dossier. It says he can take any object

his hand and turn it into a deadly weapon.

Sounds like an empty trick.

I'd like to see it.

You want me to break this up? No, it's okay.

In China, we love to gamble.

Yeah? Well, the bet is that you can take any object in this area. Paper cup, non

-dairy creamer, egg timer, whatever.

Fortune cookie, licorice, stapler. No, no, no, no. Stapler? Uh -uh.

I almost stapled my finger off once. This is definitely a deadly weapon.

Uh -huh.

I can agree with that. The trick is, then, you have to get

by me.

Is this okay for you?

chalk eraser?

Sure. Fine.

All righty, all righty. Who wants some bets? Come on. Give me some action. My

money's on Sammo.

Let me ask you this.

When you teach your Chinese cops the use of the deadly chalk eraser,

do you start with the chalk eraser or do you start with the gummy eraser and

work your way up?

The object of the matter is your imagination.

All warfare is based on imagination and deception.

Oh, hey, Kung Fu, that is a great story. But you know what?

The monastery's closed.

Let's get it on.

You're dusted, my friend.

May we?

Hmm?

My apartment's next door, Samus, so, you know, I was thinking, hey, what the

hell, maybe we could carpool.

Excuse me if I don't come in right now.

from agoraphobia.

Agora what?

Oh, I reckon... Don't worry about it.

I like it.

I can rent it.

Actually, department's gonna rent it for you.

You know what?

You're gonna need a little furniture.

Yeah, furniture.

You know, man, you know, I used to box professionally myself, you know.

Anyway,

I... I guess what I'm trying to say is that martial arts stuff you were doing,

very impressive stuff.

Very impressive.

And I was wondering maybe if you had a little time and you could teach me some

of that stuff.

Sure. I am a teacher. I will be honored.

Thanks. Did I hear you say you want to take the apartment?

Yes. Wonderful.

You can come closer.

Okay.

Management requires that we call a former landlord to get a referral.

Sure, no problem. That's close enough.

I'll need a name and number.

I can give you her name and cell phone number in Shanghai.

Shanghai. Yes, Shanghai, China. The telephone number from L .A. is 011 -862

-1040 -325 -037.

Her name is Fu Elling.

It's been there.

It's been there.

Okay, Ricky.

This is it.

This is your last chance.

You're on your own on this one.

Don't you understand that we are trying to get you out of this relatively whole?

What jury's gonna believe, Javier?

I'm not concerned with it. You're just too damn smooth for words, aren't you,

Ricky? That's relative, though, but smoother than you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Take over your shoes. Hey, hey. What?

Hey, I got this. No, no, no. Let him go. You heard the man. Take off your shoes.

Do it.

Do it.

Take off your shoes.

Where's Lee Hay?

Where's my lunch?

Where's the heat?

Get him off me! Hey, hey, hey!

I am a very patient man.

I can stay here and question you for days.

At the end, you will tell me where to find the heat.

Your choice, Ricky, him or me. All right, I'll tell you which one. You just

Betty Hyde away from me!

Well, that's a new one.

Good cop, bad cop, Chinese cop.

I'm not your enemy.

What?

Your mind wants to trick you to see others like the enemy.

I'm not your enemy.

Like Louis, I'm your friend.

Emil, you want to give us a minute?

Sure.

He's right.

You shouldn't treat him like the enemy.

Is that what I do? I treat people like they're the enemy?

Truth? How many partners have worked out for you besides me, Diana?

Louis, that's just bad luck.

Isaac, you... Things are going so great between us. We've got such a great team.

I don't want anything to wreck that. I understand.

And I've worked with my share of half -assed cops.

More than my share of half -assed people.

You're the real article.

On both counts.

Maybe you should let more people see you.

Thank you.

I mean, come on.

Will you come to the Price is Right with me?

No.

Okay. Ricky set up a meet with Lee Hay at this coffee kiosk.

In Marina Del Rey tomorrow at four.

Question, why can't we just knock down Lee Hay's door?

But he says he doesn't know where Lee Hay lives. They set up all their meets

cell phone. You believe that?

What else we got?

Well, if he's lying, he's going to spend the next 30 years in jail.

Oh, in the meantime, Lewis, you can go to your game show tomorrow.

What?

But take Sammo with you.

It'll be a good cultural experience for him.

I owe you one.

Is there a doctor on the

line? Is there a doctor on the line? My wife just fainted. She didn't eat any

breakfast this morning.

She was so excited about being on the show. She had the flu last week.

Joan?

Joan?

Are you okay?

God, I'm so embarrassed.

It's okay.

Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

That feels quite good, actually.

I'm the show producer. Is she okay?

Should I call paramedics? Actually, that feels great.

Oh, no, don't stop.

Thanks, doctor.

No, I'm not. Are you here for the show, Doctor?

Yes, but I'm not. He's with me, Lewis Malone, on my ticket, LAPD.

Odd, will you get us another contestant, please?

Yes, indeedy, Bob.

This time it's Dr.

Samo Law.

Samo, come on now.

You're the next contestant on The Price is Right.

Come on, Samo. You're the next contestant.

This is your spot right here, Samuel. That's right.

Welcome to Contestant Pro. Here is the next item up for bid.

It's a new kitchen dinette.

From Sun Loving Horizon, a beautifully crafted wrought iron vase is

by a glass tabletop and four patterned chairs.

From the Morning Light Collection at Sun Loving Horizon.

And Samuel, bidding will begin with you.

$1 ,300.

What do you bid, Lester?

$800. $800 for Lester, and what for Ann?

$1 ,000. $1 ,000, and you get the last bid, Elaine.

$1 ,001, Bob. $1 ,001.

And the actual retail price of that net set, $1 ,349.

What happened?

I'll tell you what happened. He won the showcase.

An apartment full of furniture and a jet ski.

You're kidding.

No, I'm not kidding. How do you know the prices?

That's probably because they make everything counterfeit over in China,

So when he's busting these people, he's obviously dealing with the retail value

of the goods. Ain't that right, Samuel?

No. We get the show on satellite.

Here we go.

We got cars to ship, the money to make.

Last batch is at the docks with Johnny. Thank you.

We'll take it from here.

Our father.

I know.

What are you doing?

He escaped from the police. We could still have used him.

You want to question my authority?

Where's the other one?

We found a long presumably female hair, a woman's purse, and high heels in the

car.

They're diving for the body now.

What was that all about?

Oh, they will email a list of ships coming to Shanghai from Los Angeles.

Great. Good.

Okay, let's see if we can find one that matches what we got off Ricky's

computer.

Got it.

Here. This ship.

The Cantera Crescent.

Moroccan registry.

Find us a berth.

Come on, baby, let's find us a berth.

Find us a berth.

There you go, Lieutenant. You got it. Berth 23 fails today.

Hurry up!

Get that over there right now.

Gee!

Let's behave.

Check that.

Let's call it in.

Hey,

hey. She's alive.

It's 2004.

We need backup. We're at 23. We have the suspect.

You can't let them leave.

Well, it's a backup.

Hands in the air. Don't you move. Put your hands in the air.

Put the boxes down, my man. Put your hands in the air. Give me your other

Freeze.

Drop the gun or she dies.

Let our friends in Shanghai dispose of the body.

So if you let him go, I'll let you live.

No, baby, don't do it.

Let him go.

Congratulations, that was the largest car theft bust in LAPD in 20 years.

Yeah, wasn't that bad, now, was it, Lieutenant? No, not bad.

Yeah, they found a body, Anita Harb, Ricky's wife. Here's the coroner's

Excuse me, Captain Long? Yes? He needs you to make an ID for us.

Are these the guys that robbed you?

Yeah, that's them. And we were able to get your stuff back, too.

Thank you. No problem.

What now?

The MPP are still out there.

Oh, yeah, that's right. The department has extended Sammo's assignment into an

actual cop exchange. That means we'll be sending one of our own finest over to

Shanghai. Who?

No! No, no, never.

I'm not going, you hear me? No, let's get you.

I'm going to get you. You ain't heard the last of me.

You hear me? I'm not going.

You think I'm kidding?

You ain't heard from this.

Shanghai is a beautiful place.

Next on ITV4.

We want you to sanction.

Come on.

It is what you do best.

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