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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,404 [ Man ] What's more important-- 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:05,939 being a successful rock star or a successful father? 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,010 Dad! Father. 4 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,979 I was just about to say "Father." 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,914 [ Announcer ] Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. 6 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,916 All new, Thursdays at 10:00. On FX. 7 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,888 FX presents Married. 8 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,895 (movie playing over speakers) 9 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,265 Wow. Mmm. 10 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,266 (turns off movie) 11 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,367 All right, time for bed. 12 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,002 Good night. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,837 Give me a hug. (sighs) 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,272 I love you. 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,909 LINA: Hey, what about me? 16 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,111 Did you see that? 17 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,545 RUSS: What? 18 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,547 You get a huge hug, and I get bitch face. 19 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,549 I think that's her regular face. 20 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,684 Yeah, when she hates something. 21 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,520 Come on, she doesn't hate you, 22 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,856 and, really, you can't be mad at her for bitch face. 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,924 Why not? 24 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,292 'Cause she got it from you. 25 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,727 What?! 26 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,061 Yeah, sometimes you make bitch face. 27 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,062 I do not. 28 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,464 Yeah, original bitch face. 29 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,099 See? 30 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,500 There it is. 31 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,040 Hey! 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,041 (laughing): Hi. 33 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,244 Hi. 34 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,645 Um, Harper's upstairs-- go ahead. 35 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,513 (giggles) Hey, where's my hug? 36 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:21,915 (sighs) 37 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:22,916 Bye, honey. 38 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,585 My God. 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,719 This age, right, is just 40 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:26,754 The worst. the best. 41 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,023 Whatever. (laughs) 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,061 Um, hey, so listen. 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,466 Uh, Ella's been having a tough time with sleepovers. 44 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,401 Crazy anxiety. 45 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,436 She told me-- we've been, like, texting about it all day. 46 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,506 You guys text? 47 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,308 Yeah, all the time. 48 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,776 Oh. 49 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,778 Hey, hey. 50 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,613 Look, I don't want you to worry about Ella, okay? 51 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:53,847 She's gonna be fine. 52 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,284 Okay, thank you. 53 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,454 RUSS: What about this one? 54 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,456 That one's too funeral. 55 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,458 Come on, that's an impressive look. 56 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,859 Thanks. Thank you, George. 57 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,861 Sorry. 58 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,864 (huffs) I don't see why I need to impress anyone. 59 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,867 Dude, it's your first day back since you went to rehab. 60 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,869 At my firm. 61 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,771 Marcus and the other partners should be Ugh. 62 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,173 trying to impress me. 63 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,541 Oh, my God, what did we talk about? 64 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:24,011 Ugh, I'm so sick of this apology tour. 65 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,113 I know, but look-- it's almost over, right? 66 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,616 Okay? Just make peace with Marcus, 67 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,651 and then you just get back to work. 68 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,021 You're right. 69 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:37,825 I just need to focus on the positives in my life right now. 70 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,227 Yeah. 71 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,228 Like Abby. 72 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,062 Totally. 73 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,064 She might be the one. 74 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,533 To marry? 75 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,368 No. 76 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,503 The one to break my celibacy with. 77 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,139 Are you still not doing it? 78 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,808 There are a lot of ways to do it without doing it. 79 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,043 The butt. 80 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,311 Come on, man. 81 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,480 Respect my celibacy. Sorry. 82 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,148 I honestly thought anal was okay. 83 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,149 Oh, look at this. 84 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,551 This looks great. 85 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,986 This is it, huh? 86 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,388 Yeah, this is it. Okay. 87 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,856 Here, hold that. 88 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,928 RUSS: Yeah, I like that one. 89 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,067 Marcus, I'm so sorry 90 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,770 I made you so rich. 91 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,774 Do you want to go back to work or not? 92 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,077 I just want to be normal again. 93 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,379 That's it. 94 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,889 Marcus is ready to see you. 95 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,197 Dennis, Dennis. 96 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,232 Is this suit weird? 97 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,472 Will you just come to bed? 98 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,374 Uh-uh, the second I put my pajamas on, 99 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,775 she's gonna call and make one of us pick her up. 100 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:02,976 I know it. (scoffs) 101 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:03,977 Why haven't we heard from her? 102 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,546 Because she's fine. 103 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,947 She might be dead. 104 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,382 Just take off your clothes already. 105 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,284 No, it's bad luck. 106 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,286 (sighs) 107 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,721 Did she text you? 108 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,122 No. 109 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,557 Nothing. 110 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,559 Nothing from AJ either. 111 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,661 God, I hope he didn't do something stupid. 112 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,995 He is a grown man. 113 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,163 You don't have to take care of him. 114 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,666 You're not his dad. I know. 115 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,001 Although with him... he might actually be dead. 116 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,269 Exactly. 117 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,271 In spectacular fashion. 118 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,108 I'm gonna check my e-mail. 119 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,255 AJ, open up! 120 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,257 AJ: Go away, man. 121 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,258 Come on! 122 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 I got Krispy Kremes! 123 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,834 Jesus. 124 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,870 What happened? 125 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,839 I had it taken in. 126 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,612 Thank you. 127 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,981 (doorbell rings) 128 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,217 Shh. 129 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,652 They're all still sleeping. 130 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,488 Oh, really? How'd she do? Go on. 131 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,223 Oh, she did great. 132 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,325 Come on in. 133 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,961 I'm so happy she made it through the night. I know, right? 134 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,898 I don't know what you did to make her so comfortable. 135 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,900 I didn't do anything, really. 136 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,669 We just, you know, stayed up and talked and had fun. 137 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:36,904 Yeah. 138 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,306 Yes. 139 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,908 Yeah. 140 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,511 So you stayed up with them. 141 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,912 Yeah, it's a sleepover. 142 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,914 I love sleepovers. Don't you? 143 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:51,351 Well, we don't really, um, have any yet, 144 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,254 'cause Ella's so embarrassed about everything. 145 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,689 I know. 146 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,090 Every time I try to talk to her about Trevor, 147 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,092 she totally clams up. 148 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,360 Who? 149 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,830 The boy that she's been texting. 150 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,667 She never said anything to me about a boy. 151 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,068 Sleepovers. 152 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,369 That's how you get the intel. 153 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,940 Trevor? 154 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,207 Yeah. 155 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,476 God. 156 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,256 LINA: Oh, good, you're home. 157 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,225 Hey, can you go pick up the cupcakes for me, please? 158 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:35,195 Uh... what cupcakes? 159 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,597 For Ella and her friends. 160 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,031 We're having a sleepover. 161 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,366 It's gonna be a fun night. 162 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,535 We? Well, you know, probably... 163 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,371 play some games, stay up late, 164 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,307 gossip about boys, find out what's up with Trevor. 165 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,042 Who is Trevor? 166 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,944 The guy she's been texting. How do you not know this? 167 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,380 So the cupcakes? 168 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,215 Uh, I can't. 169 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,617 Why not? 170 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,386 'Cause AJ got pushed out of his firm. 171 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,821 Ooh, shit. 172 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,623 I know. I'm kind of worried about him, 173 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,792 so the guys and I are gonna take him out. 174 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,060 Well, shouldn't he call his sponsor? 175 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,262 I think he's in between sponsors. 176 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,632 Wait, he didn't fire another one, did he? 177 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,935 (sighs) I don't know, I think this one was mutual. 178 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,437 Okay, I will get my cupcakes. 179 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,506 For your sleepover? 180 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,240 Yeah, for my sleepover. 181 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,642 For Ella. 182 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,076 Oh. 183 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,212 There's that face again. 184 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,454 (girls giggling, dance music pulsing) 185 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,457 Hello? 186 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,826 Pizza guy's here. 187 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,495 Just kidding, it's your mom. 188 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,330 Don't be weird. 189 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,365 Is it weird to ask for a tip? 190 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,835 (girls talking indistinctly, laughing) 191 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,083 Mmm. 192 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,322 (girls continue talking, laughing) 193 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,297 SHEPARD: All right, uh, so what are we celebrating? 194 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,699 (AJ chuckles) 195 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,333 RUSS: Celebrating AJ's new life. 196 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,335 He's exploring new career opportunities. 197 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,537 Stop trying to spin it, man. 198 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,873 I was canned. 199 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,842 All right, then the occasion is: you're sad? 200 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,745 I'm not sad, I'm vengeful-- Marcus has to pay. 201 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,046 All right, let's talk about something more positive. 202 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,682 BERNIE: I have something positive. 203 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,685 I want to thank Russ for hooking me up with a new gig. 204 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,519 We're working together again. RUSS: That's right. 205 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,488 Back in business. SHEPARD: Cheers. 206 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,356 Yippee, let's hear it for employment. 207 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,358 Let me tell you something about getting fired. 208 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:49,429 It sucks now, but I'm telling you, in a couple of weeks, 209 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,264 it gets worse and, like, really bad 210 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,866 for, like, a couple of weeks, 211 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,869 but months from now you're gonna feel fantastic. 212 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,705 I've never been happier. AJ (chuckling): Oh, yeah. 213 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,773 Jess said you never recovered. 214 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:00,774 Jess never recovered. 215 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,042 I've never been happier. 216 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,043 Whatever. 217 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,177 Tonight is about me. 218 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,546 Tonight. Yeah, right. 219 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,281 (girls talk indistinctly, muffled pop music plays) 220 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,752 (cell phone chimes) 221 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,730 Hi. Um, I got your text. 222 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,131 Uh, so here's eye shadow, lip gloss, the works. 223 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,132 Cool. 224 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,566 Yeah. 225 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,702 Uh, so what are you gonna use it for? 226 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,103 We're doing a photo shoot. 227 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,105 (gasps) Really? That's fun. 228 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,941 Do you need help? I-I can do a smoky eye. 229 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,575 No, I think we're good. 230 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,910 HARPER: Can we look in your closet? 231 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,746 My closet? 232 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,914 That's cool. 233 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,383 That's cool. 234 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,885 No, that one's off-limits. 235 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,220 (gasps) 236 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,657 Cool jacket. 237 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:51,992 Uh, it's off-limits. 238 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,060 There's no way. 239 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,061 Ella, come on. 240 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,063 It's okay. 241 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,397 You know, just be careful. 242 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,666 Really? LINA: Yeah. 243 00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,667 Totally. 244 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,834 It's all good. 245 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,535 Awesome. 246 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,974 It took me ten years to build that company 247 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,510 and six months for my partner to take it all away. 248 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,081 Marcus said, "Oh, hey, uh, don't worry. 249 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,783 "Take as much time as you need, friend. 250 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,685 Get better, friend." 251 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,688 And then he took that time to plot his coup. 252 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,490 Hey, you want me to introduce him to these guys? 253 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,425 That's not helping. No, you know what I'd like you to do? 254 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,194 I'd like you to cut his dick off 255 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,696 is what I would really like you to do. 256 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,597 I would just like you to unzip his pants, 257 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,966 take out his dick and chop it off 258 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,134 and throw it in a Dumpster. 259 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,435 That's... MAN: Hey! Hey, man. 260 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,504 Kind of being a little loud here. 261 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,941 AJ: Oh, yeah? 262 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,509 You're being kind of loud! 263 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,610 Come on, man, all right? 264 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,845 You don't have to be like that. 265 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,879 It's my girlfriend's birthday. 266 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,649 Oh. 267 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,219 I'm sorry. That's not cool. 268 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,520 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 269 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,855 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I-I... 270 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,123 I'm going through something. 271 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,457 SHEPARD: Hey, you know, the-the touching? 272 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,626 The touching seems wrong. 273 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,961 Can I buy you a drink? Let me buy you a round. 274 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,329 How do I make this right? 275 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,964 We're good. Please! 276 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,866 How do I ma... Oh! We're good, man. 277 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,135 You see? 278 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,670 Marcus ruined that poor girl's birthday. 279 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,706 That's what I'm talking about here. 280 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,374 You know what? Let-let's go somewhere else. 281 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,076 Come on, somewhere fun. 282 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,577 What's fun? Where's fun? 283 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,645 Fire Island. 284 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,847 Barstow. 285 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,782 Wichita's a cool town actually. 286 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,552 Koreatown. 287 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,687 Hmm. Koreatown's fun. 288 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,822 Great. 289 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,090 (Shepard stammers) 290 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,291 I'm out. 291 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,594 I don't leave the Valley. 292 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,563 You know that. 293 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,931 HARPER: So, here's why Lily is lying. 294 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,532 Cooper told Lily 295 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,902 that you were texting with Trevor and she was like, "Oh." 296 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,271 But what she didn't tell Cooper is that 297 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,839 she was already texting Trevor or was she? 298 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,107 ELLA: Uh, she wasn't! 299 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,541 She totally didn't start texting him 300 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,243 until she found out that I want to text Trevor. 301 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,578 So, if Trevor was texting her, 302 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,880 it was only replying to her text 303 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,181 and not because he texted her first. 304 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,448 LINA: Wait. 305 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,417 Who texted who first? I did. 306 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,052 Lily knew I liked him. 307 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,854 Slut. 308 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,522 Total slut! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 309 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,524 Don't talk about each other like that. 310 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,592 Slut shaming? 311 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,194 No. 312 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,528 Feminism yes! 313 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,097 You know, lean in. 314 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,801 We're a sisterhood here. 315 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,735 I have an idea. 316 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,371 But I probably shouldn't say anything. 317 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,606 Well, what is it? 318 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,774 Ready for this? 319 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,309 TP Lily's house! 320 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,376 LINA: No. 321 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,812 Yes! No, no. Whoa! 322 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,279 We're not gonna TP anyone's house. 323 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,281 That's... I have a better idea. 324 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,584 What about mani-pedis? 325 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:34,221 Mm, no, thanks. 326 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,389 I knew my mom wouldn't go for it. 327 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,225 She's not like that. 328 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,760 Guys want to watch a movie? 329 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,596 Um... you know, guys, 330 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,566 I just was thinking about, um, what you were saying, 331 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,402 and I realized that 332 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,839 if you're serious about getting your point across... 333 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,744 ...there's better ways than TP. 334 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,813 (girls gasp, chuckle) Yeah. 335 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,120 BERNIE: * Ooh, ah 336 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,156 (singing in Korean) 337 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,974 * But I miss you, miss you, miss you... * 338 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,376 (singing in Korean continues) 339 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:48,361 * My love. 340 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,799 Thank you very much. My name's Bernie. 341 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,234 Have a great night. (crowd cheering) 342 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,136 MAN: Thank you, Bernie. 343 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,570 We're gonna take a little break, 344 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,172 and we'll be back with more karaoke. 345 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,807 RUSS: Wow. All right. 346 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,042 What can I get you here? 347 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,676 They got a Faux-hito, 348 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,145 Mocktini 349 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,579 or Abstinence on the Beach. 350 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,714 One of each, whatever. 351 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,316 What are you guys singing? 352 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,717 You want to join me in a Shinyee Jonghyun duet? 353 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,519 (scoffs) 354 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,022 What? It's the Glen Campbell of Korea. 355 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,723 Whatever. You know what? I'll pick. 356 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,258 What is your deal, dude? Come on. 357 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,060 You were the one that suggested karaoke. 358 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,861 I'm not here for music. I'm here for her. 359 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,097 BERNIE: Oh, a waitress. 360 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,498 AJ: No. 361 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,766 Mistress; Marcus's mistress. 362 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,701 Or girlfriend, whatever she is. 363 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,671 He takes from me, I take from him. 364 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,240 What does that mean? 365 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,208 It means I'm going to take all the rage 366 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,610 I'm feeling towards Marcus and channel it 367 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,879 into making that lady come. 368 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,350 C-U-M. 369 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,851 Ah, the gentle art of seduction. 370 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,186 Mm-hmm. 371 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,855 Okay, let's assume for a terrible second 372 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,457 that you do seduce her... 373 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,724 Oh, I'm gonna seduce her. 374 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,859 What about Abby? 375 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361 Abby? Yeah. 376 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,229 Abby... 377 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,697 I'll worry about Abby tomorrow. 378 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,099 Tonight we ride. 379 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,200 Come on. 380 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,901 AJ... this is stupid. 381 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,270 You're better than this. 382 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,772 We both know that that's not true. 383 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,641 BERNIE: Good luck. 384 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,677 Don't need it. I know. 385 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,820 That was fast. 386 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,390 How does he do it? 387 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,625 (sighs) 388 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,294 Yeah? It's on. 389 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,162 (chuckles) You know what? 390 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,430 I think I am gonna sing. 391 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,399 Yes! 392 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,500 Good idea. 393 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,436 Oh! 394 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,604 Hello. 395 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,072 So, you and AJ, huh? 396 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,241 You need to call the police. 397 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,076 The Gyung Chal-- why? 398 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,412 Your friend said that he would kill himself if... 399 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,813 if I didn't sleep with him. 400 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,248 What? 401 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,417 No. Damn. 402 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,420 He got game. 403 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,322 AJ: This song goes out 404 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,425 to your waitress tonight, Grace, 405 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,527 who is also the woman 406 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,329 that is about to save my life. 407 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,431 (groans) 408 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,800 (whispers): Okay. 409 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,801 (girls shushing) 410 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,270 Wait, wait, wait. 411 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,539 Mom, what are we doing?! We can't do this. 412 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,541 What do you mean? You're the one who... 413 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,475 We should go now. 414 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,844 No, this is good for us. 415 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,447 What's going on with you? 416 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,049 What's your problem? 417 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,650 What's your problem? 418 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,652 (girls clamoring) 419 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,519 (gasps) 420 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,021 Uh-oh. 421 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,159 (whispers): Come on. 422 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,494 (girls clamoring) 423 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,064 (laughter, gasping) 424 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,199 Go! Go! Go! Go! (girls shrieking) 425 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,567 We got to go change! 426 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,703 Be quiet! Lily's gonna hear you! 427 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,406 HARPER: That was so fun egging the house. 428 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,741 Your mom is super cool. Right? 429 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,177 Hey, Mom, you want to watch a movie with us? 430 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,678 Uh, no, I'm gonna, um, clean up. 431 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,912 Okay. 432 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,681 Thanks for tonight. It was cool. 433 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,417 Glad you guys had fun. 434 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,826 Excuse me. 435 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,528 Hey, my friend 436 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,463 would like to tell you something. 437 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,669 Look, when I said that I was gonna kill myself, 438 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,671 what I really meant to say was, 439 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,007 "Damn, girl, you are so fine." 440 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,909 AJ! Okay, okay. 441 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,711 Okay, I wasn't thinking. 442 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,547 Marcus promised that I would 443 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,282 always be a part of the firm. 444 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,918 And when I found out that that was all a lie, 445 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,288 I lost it and I wanted to hurt him so bad. 446 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,891 Grudge-banging you seemed... 447 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,593 logical. (chuckles) 448 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,462 But now I realize 449 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,530 it wasn't a good plan. 450 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,465 Hindsight is 20/20. 451 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,699 Yes. So, good night. We are leaving. 452 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,301 We will never bother you again. 453 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,469 Good night. Oh! 454 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,371 (speaking Korean) Come on. 455 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,405 Stop that. Come on. 456 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,440 Hey. 457 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,146 Marcus made me a lot of promises, too. 458 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,315 Said he'd leave his wife, get a dog, 459 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,551 pay for my eyelid surgery. 460 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,319 Can I tell you something? 461 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,956 Sure. 462 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,326 I think your eyelids are perfect. 463 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,597 (AJ and Grace moaning) 464 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,239 It's a brand-new van. 465 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,308 AJ: Oh, yeah. That's right. 466 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,076 Forget it, Russ. 467 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,512 It's Koreatown. 468 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,783 (both giggling) 469 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,124 Hi! Shh! 470 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,993 They're still sleeping. Oh, okay. 471 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,162 How was the big sleepover? 472 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,164 Did you guys get crazy? 473 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,132 Um, I think... 474 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,435 Yeah, a little too crazy. 475 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,871 It, um... Oh, never mind. 476 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,940 Okay. Well, I guess if they're still sleeping, 477 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,009 I'll-I'll drop this off at Lily's 478 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,312 and then I'll come back, so, um, 479 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,448 you know what's going on, right? 480 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,650 Uh, the texting 481 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,885 and-and Trevor and the-the... 482 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,287 Uh, no, no. 483 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,656 Lily's mom is going through chemo. 484 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,893 You want to sign up for the meal train? 485 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,296 Chemo chemo? Yeah, yeah. 486 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,832 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 487 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,268 (Bernie singing in Korean) 488 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:46,018 * But I miss you, miss you, miss you... * 489 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,155 (continues singing in Korean) 490 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,240 [ Springs Squeaking ] 491 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,254 Married. All new, Thursdays at 10:30. 492 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,723 Only on FX. 493 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,194 What are Johnny's influences? 494 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,197 Bourbon, speed, cocaine. 495 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,435 The Clash, the Kinks, the Ramones, the Replacements, Del Fuegos. 496 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,371 Listerine Dimetapp, Quackers Krell. 497 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,607 I don't even know what those last two are. 498 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,975 [ Announcer ] Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. 499 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,977 All new, Thursdays at 10:00. On FX. 500 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,752 [ Clears Throat ] 501 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,495 You know, if you lowered me about three feet-- 502 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,006 Tyrant. 503 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,143 All-new. Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 504 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,514 [ Man ] The battle has begun. 505 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,450 An evil is spreading. 506 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,453 We must fight to save our civilization. 507 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,255 Fight or die. [ Growling ] 508 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,159 The Strain. All new. Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 509 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,666 [ Metal Ringing ] 510 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,836 * [ Drumming ] 511 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,709 [ Dings ] 512 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,050 * [ Muzak ] 513 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,686 [ Gunshot ] [ Glass Shatters ] 514 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,388 [ Body Thuds ] 515 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,756 [ Bell Jingles ] [ Door Opens ] 516 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,325 [ Door Closes ] 33727