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[ Man ]
What's more important--
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being a successful rock star
or a successful father?
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Dad!
Father.
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I was just about
to say "Father."
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[ Announcer ]
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll.
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All new, Thursdays at 10:00.
On FX.
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FX presents Married.
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RUSS:
Oh. How did we end
up here again?
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Sorry. I just have no time
for errands during the week.
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It's our one night out.
We should do something fun.
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We could try a different mall.
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Thank you.
Perfect.
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All right, let's play
Who Would We Swing With?
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Ugh.
Come on, it's fun.
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I'm not swinging with anyone.
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The Franks?
No way.
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Why not?
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Eric's breath
smells like ass.
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Okay. Um... the Klines?
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I don't think so.
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Why? Dean's cute.
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He's got baby hands.
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RUSS:
The Davidoffs?
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LINA: Why don't you
just e-mail me a list
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of the woman that you
want to have sex with,
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and I'll reply with, "What's
wrong with their husbands?"
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Oh, come on.
You never think
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about any of the dads
in the school?
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Not really. Look, if I'm gonna
have sex with another man,
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it's not gonna be
a regular guy.
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What, so now
I'm a regular guy?
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Regular's not bad.
Regular's just regular.
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Geez. Mondays are overwhelming,
right?
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Totally. But it's Tuesday.
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Hump day.
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Nope.
(laughs)
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MAN:
Excuse me. Lina?
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Oh, hi.
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A single dad. Too cute.
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I-I can't.
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Can't...?
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Wha...?
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Hi. Is everything
okay with Lilly?
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Yeah, everything's fine.
I just, uh...
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You have been
such a big help,
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doing her braids
and everything.
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Well, she's a great kid.
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Uh, I just wanted
to give you something
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as a thank-you.
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Wow. Oh.
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That's really nice.
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(sniffing)
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What scent is that?
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Uh... red?
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(both laughing)
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I love it.
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Thank you.
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No. Thank you.
(school bell ringing)
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Wow. None of the single
dads ever buy me presents.
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He's not just a single dad.
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He's a single widower.
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Aren't all widowers single?
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Yes.
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Tragically single.
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They were great husbands,
took care of their wives,
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but now they have to be
strong for the children.
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It's so hot.
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I never thought about
it that way before.
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I have.
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Clearly.
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Too bad you're
married.
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Mm.
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Hey, do you ever go
on double dates?
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Ooh.
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JESS: Who do you share
this office with?
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No one. It's all mine.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Wow.
Yeah, even got
my own assistant.
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Oh, my God.
What's her deal?
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Is she hotter than me?
(laughs)
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And what, this is all design?
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Yeah. I do concept
development,
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you know, design solutions,
product road maps.
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Ooh. Those words
make me sleepy.
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(laughter)
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I basically draw circles
and I put 'em on T-shirts.
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JESS: That is chill.
The hours are crazy,
you know.
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I never see the kids,
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and Lina and I rarely have
a moment alone together.
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What about date night?
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Yeah, we're kind of in
a little bit of a rut there.
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Mm. You should come out
with me on Saturday.
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I'm hitting a really
cool opening,
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and I will put
you on the list.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that could be cool.
Yeah?
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Can I bring Lina?
I mean, you can try,
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but there's no way
Lina would ever go downtown.
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No, I guess you're right.
What about Shep?
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Not exactly his speed.
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Why did we marry
the wrong people?
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What?
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You know what I mean.
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Just, like, people
that are not as fun as us.
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Guess what.
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Hmm.
I have a plan for date night.
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What? No, I already
made a plan for us.
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What's your plan?
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There's a pop-up
shop downtown.
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A pop-up what? Where?
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A Japanese sneaker company is
renting out this warehouse.
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And there's some
big guest DJ.
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There's a rumor going around,
it could be Malakai.
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Who?
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DJ Malakai? (scoffs)
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You know who that is?
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No, but Jess does.
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So go with Jess.
(children giggling)
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Okay, fine, what's
your great plan?
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Remember that dad
I told you about from class?
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Warren, the widower?
No clue.
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Well, I'm fixing him up
with a friend from school.
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Double date.
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Another fix-up?
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I have a feeling
about this one.
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I do.
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And maybe even...
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a mention
in the wedding toast.
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Do you know how
crazy that sounds?
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Crazy romantic.
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A hot, lonely widower;
a sad, single mom.
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Will they ever find love?
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I don't know.
Tune in tonight.
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I am not tuning in.
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Well, I'm not canceling.
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Enjoy your date.
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Enjoy your date.
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I will.
Me, too.
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MAYA:
Ella wants to know where
you guys are going.
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Uh, Daddy's going
to a shoe party
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in a dirty warehouse
so he can be
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the oldest person in the room.
Mommy is gonna be
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the third wheel
in a Lifetime movie.
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Wait.
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You're not going together?
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Nope.
Nope.
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Should I tell Ella
you're in a fight?
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We're not in a fight.
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I thought you needed
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time together,
just the two of you?
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Quality time?
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Yeah, we do.
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We also need time
apart from each other.
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Quality apart time.
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You guys are weird.
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We're not weird, are we?
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No. I mean,
it's just one night.
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Yeah.
Right?
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It's not like we're going
on separate vacations.
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No. Or leasing
separate apartments.
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Not yet.
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Wait. What?
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I'm really excited
to meet your husband.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Russ isn't coming.
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Wait. What?
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Sorry.
Russ isn't coming?
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No, we're having
separate dates tonight.
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Oh, uh... you know what?
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Three's a weird number.
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No, it's not. No.
Yeah, it's a little weird.
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Maybe I should just go and let
the two of you get to...
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
you're not going anywhere.
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I'm not?
No.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Just... do you
like being lonely?
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Um... no, I don't.
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This guy is a
catch, okay?
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Okay.
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Cute widowers do not
stay on the market long.
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Is that true?
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Look it up.
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Yeah, I just...
I don't know.
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I'm just really bad
at dating.
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Mm-hmm.
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Like, very bad at it.
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And, uh, like, I have trouble...
words and... saying.
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That's why I'm here.
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I'm gonna help steer you
in the right direction.
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And my first piece
of guidance is,
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steer clear of
the dead wife.
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What dead wife?
(laughing)
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Exactly.
More wine.
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Yeah.
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(dog barking)
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Why aren't you dressed?
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I don't think I can go.
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Stepson duty.
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Hey, Griffin.
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JESS: His mom's out of the
country, Shep's in Chicago,
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and Griffin is grounded,
which means I am, too.
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No, no, come on,
you got to go, okay?
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If you don't, I'm gonna be the
old creepy guy in the corner.
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Well, I wish
I could help you out,
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but, like, the last time
I left him here by himself,
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my panty drawer was
mysteriously rearranged.
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(loudly):
Get a good whiff, pervert?
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It's, like, so much attitude.
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What about the DJ?
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The... what's his name?
Mordekai?
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Oh, my God. Malakai.
Yes.
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Him. I thought
you really wanted to see him.
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I do.
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Oh, come on. There's got to be
something we can do.
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All right.
Who's ready to party?
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Let's do it.
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Par-tay.
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Yeah, so six months later,
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she started having
really bad headaches,
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and, uh, we went back
for some more tests,
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and that's when they told us
that she had been misdiagnosed.
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And by the time they found
the tumors, it was too late.
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Wow.
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At least you were with
her until the end, right?
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WARREN:
Yeah, that's the thing.
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I left her bedside for a minute,
just to make a sandwich,
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and when I got back,
she was gone.
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What kind of sandwich was it?
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I'm sorry?
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Um, I think the important thing
is that you were there for her.
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Yeah, g-give or take
the sandwich, it's...
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AJ:
Hey, Lina!
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What?
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Um, excuse me
one second.
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Just keep doing
what you're doing.
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Enjoy each other.
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What are you doing here?
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Russ mentioned that there's
some guy you want to bang,
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so you're having your
friend do it for you.
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He said that?
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I'm paraphrasing. I...
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You need to go.
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Don't be like that-- I need
this as much as you do.
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Need what?!
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I am celibate,
you're married.
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We're both living vicariously
through other people.
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All right, fine.
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You can stay, but don't
blow this, okay?
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These are two very unhappy
people, and I want the credit
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for turning
their lives around.
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It's your show.
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It's my show.
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This is my friend, AJ.
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Hey, man.
Hey.
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Uh, good to meet you.
Hi.
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This is Abby;
she and I work together.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm divorced.
Oh.
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He's a widower.
260
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,723
Abby.
261
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,559
Oh, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
262
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,327
Thank you.
263
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:58,732
Don't... don't ask him
about the sandwich.
264
00:09:58,766 --> 00:09:59,933
What sandwich?
265
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,802
The sandwich that
killed his wife.
266
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:02,770
What?
It's, like, a story.
267
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,137
Um, I didn't get
all the details.
268
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,373
It was cancer.
269
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,909
Yikes.
270
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,510
What kind?
271
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,545
Brain.
272
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,783
I meant what kind
of sandwich.
Uh...
273
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:16,950
Lina.
Um...
274
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,351
It's a valid question.
275
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,754
I, uh, think Warren
would prefer it
276
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,923
if we just changed
the subject.
Yeah.
277
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,825
I get it.
278
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,794
Just nod...
279
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,829
if it was pastrami.
280
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,972
RUSS: I thought we were on,
like, a list or whatever.
281
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,340
JESS:
We are, it's just,
282
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,975
a lot of people are
on the list, I guess.
283
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,977
It's okay.
All right.
284
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,216
So, uh, Griffin, what
grade are you in?
285
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,784
Tenth.
286
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,119
Cool.
287
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,387
So... are you guys,
like, dating or something?
288
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,157
Uh, we're
just friends.
289
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,358
Whatever.
290
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,461
No, uh, she went to
school with my sister.
291
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,831
Oh, right, so that's
when you banged her.
Hey.
292
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,365
Nope. Just friends.
293
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,001
Take it down a couple notches.
Or just put those on.
294
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,970
I mean, it's, like,
so much attitude.
295
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,840
This is what I'm dealing with.
Oh, hey, that's Malakai.
296
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,175
(indistinct conversation)
297
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,910
I'm sure he won't
remember me.
298
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,411
Wait, you know him?
299
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:22,682
Oh, yeah, we hung out,
like, back in the day.
300
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,351
A while ago.
Oh, Jess.
301
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,352
What?
302
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,353
Wait a minute.
303
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,354
(laughing):
No.
304
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,922
Is that why we're here?
305
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,992
To see if some hook-up from
back in the day remembers you?
306
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,995
I like to think I make
an impression.
307
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:35,929
(scoffs)
308
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,198
Malakai, is that you?
309
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,200
Yeah. Hey.
310
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,035
Yeah, it's you.
311
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,037
Hey, it's been a minute.
312
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,939
Yeah, how...?
313
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:49,576
Oh, from Coachella
VIP tent, 2009.
314
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,878
Right.
315
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,012
Cool.
Yeah.
316
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,080
Cool seeing you again...
317
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,514
Jess.
318
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,249
Right.
I'm Jess.
319
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,918
Yeah.
320
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,386
See you.
321
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,921
Oh, go, go, go, go.
322
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,926
Nice reunion.
323
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,094
All right, fine.
324
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,896
Whatever.
He didn't remember me.
325
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,397
What do I even care?
326
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,531
I'm married.
327
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,699
Love to be
drinking, though.
328
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,700
Now you're talking.
329
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,068
Hey, uh...
330
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,937
Malakai wants you
to be his guest inside,
331
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,305
so you can use
these to get in.
332
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:22,075
Okay, thank you.
I'll be right there.
333
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,477
Ah, it does feel good.
334
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,913
To still have it.
335
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,915
See ya.
336
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,549
What are you doing?
Come on.
337
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,951
No.
Please.
338
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,120
I have not been anywhere
in so long.
339
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,555
I haven't had a night like
this since Harrison was born.
340
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,225
Yeah, you also have
a stepson, Griffin, here.
341
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,060
He already hates me--
what's the point?
342
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,495
Jess, no, no, no, you're
supposed to be the adult here.
343
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,064
I am the adult right now.
344
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,266
And I'm gonna use this
to get us all in.
345
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,901
Just don't make
that face.
346
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,102
No.
Don't be mean.
347
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,737
Come on, Jess.
Just let me do this.
348
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,006
Hold on.
349
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,943
Holy shit.
350
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,080
Wow.
351
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,915
ABBY:
I'm terrible at this.
352
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,084
LINA:
Okay, so let's go back in.
353
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,252
I don't think I can.
354
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,254
What? You have to.
No, he hates me.
355
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,123
Maybe you shouldn't have
asked about the bedsores.
356
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,959
I just said what
we were all thinking.
357
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,360
Mmm...
(door opens)
358
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,964
So, are we ditching
this guy or what?
359
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,532
No, nobody is
ditching anybody.
360
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,968
I don't know what to tell you.
361
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,335
The guy is a real dud.
362
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,972
I'm starting to see why
his wife committed suicide.
363
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,673
Cancer.
364
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,141
Well, maybe she died of boredom.
365
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,309
Abby.
Sorry.
366
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,145
I'm just having
a really terrible time.
367
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,146
We all are.
368
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,315
This guy sucks.
LINA: Fine.
369
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,817
You want to abandon him
in his time of need, go.
370
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,986
I will take care of him.
371
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,988
What does that mean?
372
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,556
I'll make sure
he gets home okay.
373
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,758
Mmm.
374
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,133
You in the mood for a sandwich?
375
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,703
What kind of sandwich?
376
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,738
The only sandwich.
377
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,710
RUSS:
Jess, hey, it's Russ.
378
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,078
Again.
379
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,081
Just calling to remind you
that you have a stepson,
380
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,183
who is right here with me.
381
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,618
Still.
382
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,760
I thought she was supposed
to get us in.
383
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,396
Yeah, I... I'm sure she just
got caught up, you know?
384
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,033
They probably got
a lot to talk about.
385
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,536
Yeah, they're really talking.
386
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:33,740
You know, that's not a cool way
to talk about your stepmom.
387
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:37,044
Look, I already have a dad.
388
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,980
You're right.
389
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,583
Last week,
my dad tells me it's cool
390
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,120
that I can bring my drum set,
set it up in the garage.
391
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,356
The next day,
he's like, "Well,
392
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,026
we think the drums
should stay at your mom's."
393
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,794
(scoffs)
Whatever.
394
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,099
Really miss your drums, huh?
395
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,168
I'm a drummer, man.
396
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,007
Where does your mother live?
397
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,158
Nice.
398
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,260
Yeah, not bad for a beginner.
399
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,130
I've played since I was seven.
400
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,899
Yeah, no, that's...
401
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,234
Yeah, that's what I was...
402
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,469
Yeah, it sounded good.
403
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,279
WARREN:
Sorry. Hope this is okay.
404
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,914
Should only take a minute.
405
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,349
LINA:
Where are we?
406
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,287
Um, but... so what are we...?
407
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,890
What... Okay.
408
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,960
Well, wait up.
409
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,463
WARREN:
I-I know this is weird.
410
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,265
I just like to come
by here every day
411
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,933
and, you know...
Um...
412
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,935
...say hi.
Yeah.
413
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,837
What, you come
every day?
414
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,139
I try.
Wow.
415
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,873
You sure you don't mind?
416
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,143
No, it's totally fine.
417
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,777
You know, a lot of women
are actually attracted
418
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,312
to the whole widower thing.
419
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,482
It's almost like
they get off on it.
420
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,350
Really?
421
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,119
You know what I miss the most?
422
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,189
The boring shit.
423
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,657
The everyday nothing.
424
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,992
I love boring shit.
425
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,328
My husband's boring.
426
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,064
I mean, you know, he's regular.
427
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,699
He's...
428
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,568
He's great.
429
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,977
Are you sure you guys
don't want to be alone?
430
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,813
(chuckling):
No, it's okay.
431
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,549
She just told me
she likes you.
432
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,421
She... seems cool.
433
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,495
Whoa.
434
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,164
So, probably shouldn't
tell your dad
435
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,532
about what happened
at the party.
436
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,835
My dad's old.
He's not stupid.
437
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,771
(strums guitar)
Why do you think he
married such a slut?
438
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,373
Hey.
Sorry.
439
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,210
So, uh, why do you think
he married such a...
440
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,011
free spirit?
441
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,014
Well...
442
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,383
Jess...
443
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,420
uh, she can be a lot of fun.
444
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,588
Glad I'm not married to her.
445
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,359
Me, too.
446
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395
I thought you
were her buddy.
447
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:48,235
Yeah, but I don't know.
448
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,671
I feel like you never want
to marry someone that's too fun.
449
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,242
Yeah, I'll try to remember that.
450
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,646
Oh, shit.
451
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,813
They're here.
452
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:01,814
Who is here?
453
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,250
Renters.
454
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,784
This place is rented?
455
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,785
House swap.
456
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,220
My mom's in Dusseldorf.
457
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,456
(with German accent):
Not again.
458
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,224
We give you
the warning last time.
459
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,792
And this time,
we call the police.
460
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,261
Whoa, guys.
461
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,262
Hold on, all right?
462
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,263
Look, let's relax, okay?
463
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,998
Uh, before you call the cops...
464
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,634
GERMAN MAN:
Get out of here!
465
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,271
And take your young lover
somewhere else!
466
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,339
(shouts in German)
467
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,476
(AJ and Abby moan)
468
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,843
Mmm.
Mmm.
469
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,279
Mmm. Mm-mmm.
470
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,846
Mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
471
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,282
Right? What'd I tell you?
472
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,983
Oh, my God, it's so good.
473
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,418
Mmm.
Like, how do they do it?
474
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,986
The meat? What is it?
475
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:40,987
The meat.
(chuckles)
476
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,423
Well...
Mmm.
477
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,258
this I want more of.
478
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,693
Better than sex.
479
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,462
Totally.
480
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,831
And just like it.
481
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,866
(both chuckle)
482
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,047
Ooh.
483
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,651
I'm celibate, by the way.
484
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,423
But we could
do other shit.
485
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,993
I could watch you.
486
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872
The Larsens.
487
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,344
What about 'em?
488
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,346
That's who I would swing with.
489
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,180
Oh.
490
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,182
Okay.
491
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,884
What's so great
about Nick Larsen?
492
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,653
He's the most like you.
493
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,421
That's sweet.
494
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,723
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
495
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,531
You have to pick up Maya.
496
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,966
I have Frankie and Ella
at soccer until 3:00.
You know what?
497
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,769
I think you need
to make some time
to take care of us.
498
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,605
I don't have time.
499
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,574
All I have is 15 minutes
between Ella getting her
braces off and Maya's gym.
500
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,610
That's fine.
That's why we have
the minivan.
501
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:47,079
Ugh!
Captain's chairs.
502
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,748
Don't.
503
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,584
Married. All new,
Thursdays at 10:30.
504
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,619
Only on FX.
505
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,686
Ugh!
506
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,989
Why'd the band break up?
507
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,825
His ego.
Your ego.
508
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,227
His ego.
Your ego, and you slept
with my wife.
509
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,262
Your wife slept with me.
See, he flips it.
510
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,899
No. If I admit that I slept
with your wife, after 25 years,
will you finally forgive me?
511
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,068
Yeah. Did you sleep
with my wife?
Yes, I slept with your wife.
512
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,003
Do you forgive me?
No.
513
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,739
[ Announcer ]
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll.
514
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,707
All new, Thursdays at 10:00.
On FX.
515
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:21,180
[ Crowd Chanting ]
Power! Power!
516
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,815
[ Announcer ]
Tyrant.
517
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:26,252
All-new.
Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
518
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,826
[ Growling ]
519
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:37,096
The Strain. All new.
Sundays at 10:00 on FX.
520
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,371
[ Clears Throat ]
521
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,146
You know, if you lowered me
about three feet--
522
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,155
[ Dings ]
523
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,665
[ Sighing ]
524
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- [ Doorbell Rings ]
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* Ba-la, la-la-la
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[ Man ]
* The sun is shining
* Sha-la, la-la-la
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* The birds are singing
* Sha-la, la-la-la
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* It's a beautiful day
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* And my love is here to stay
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* Sha-la, la-la-la
* The sun is shi--
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