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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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>> LINA: Hey.
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Working late again?
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>> RUSS: Uh, yeah.
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>> LINA: It's kind of really
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late.
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>> RUSS: Yup, I was, uh, just
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working on some of my own stuff.
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>> LINA: Hmm.
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>> RUSS: Yeah.
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>> LINA: Cool.
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>> RUSS: Mm-hmm.
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Um, how are you?
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How are the girls?
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>> LINA: I spent my evening
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pulling shit out of a dog's ass.
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>> RUSS: Oh, for fun?
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Or...
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>> LINA: His anal glands were
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compacted.
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How was your day?
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>> RUSS: Like pulling shit out
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of a dog's ass.
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>> ELLA: Your wife is rude.
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>> RUSS: Tell me about it.
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You know, she wasn't always this
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rude.
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Like, before you were born, she
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was actually kind of cool.
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>> ELLA: What happened?
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>> RUSS: We broke her.
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And now we are all paying for
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it.
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>> ELLA: She's refusing to get
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me a Halloween costume.
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>> RUSS: Really?
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>> ELLA: Really.
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>> RUSS: That is rude.
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>> LINA: Are you freaking
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kidding me?
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That's what she said, that I
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refused?
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>> LINA: First she wants to be a
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bee, then she wants to be a
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hippie, now she wants to be a
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pirate.
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How many costumes am I supposed
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to buy?
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>> RUSS: So just buy her the
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pirate costume.
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>> LINA: You buy her the pirate
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>> RUSS: I can't, I have AJ's
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thing tomorrow.
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>> LINA: I have lunch with Eva.
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>> RUSS: Eva's in town?
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>> LINA: Really?
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>> RUSS: What?
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>> LINA: I told you, like, 17
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times last week that my best
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friend was coming to town for a
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week and that she has one window
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that she can see me for lunch
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and it's tomorrow and I'm gonna
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drive half the day to do it.
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>> RUSS: So what do you want to
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do about the pirate costume?
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>> LINA: If I buy it, she won't
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appreciate it.
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I should get it for her.
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>> RUSS: Oh, get it, don't get
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it-- I don't care.
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Sorry.
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(door closes)
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>> SHEPARD: Today's the big
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day, huh?
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>> RUSS: Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, I got AJ into this
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very cool facility.
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>> SHEPARD: Very good.
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'Cause that guy could use a
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vacation.
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>> RUSS: Yeah.
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Couldn't we all?
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Hi.
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>> JESS: Hi.
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Mwah.
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Uh, you forgot to buy
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toilet paper again.
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>> SHEPARD: (soft chuckle)
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Well, then you forgot to remind
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me again.
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>> JESS: Okay, well, maybe
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that's because one of us has a
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job and the other one doesn't.
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>> SHEPARD: Okay, you know, I
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love when you emasculate me in
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front of company.
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>> JESS: Okay.
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>> SHEPARD: Do some more, do
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some more.
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>> JESS: No, I'm sorry for you,
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I really am.
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One minute.
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>> SHEPARD: Hmm.
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>> RUSS: Good times.
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>> SHEPARD: You have any idea
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what time you'll be back?
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>> JESS: No.
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I have work drinks tonight.
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>> SHEPARD: Okay, you got work
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drinks.
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I got you, you got work drinks.
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She has drinks every night and
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then I end up eating supper
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alone with the nanny.
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>> RUSS: Does Victoria speak
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English or...?
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>> SHEPARD: You know what, I'm
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not really sure.
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She seems to smile and she
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laughs on cue.
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'Cause, really, what more do I
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need?
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>> RUSS: Oh, sounds fun.
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Shit.
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Hey.
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>> AJ: Bagels, anyone?
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>> JESS: Oh, man.
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>> RUSS: You don't look packed.
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>> AJ: Come on, come inside.
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(Russ sighs)
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My assistant's coming by later.
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She's on it.
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>> JESS: No, not later.
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No, no, no, we don't have all
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day to do this.
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>> RUSS: Yeah, dude, come on.
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We took off work for this.
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>> AJ: Oh, man, you think they
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got bagels in the big house?
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>> RUSS: You're not going to
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jail.
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>> JESS (chuckling): Jesus.
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>> AJ: Oh, jail, rehab.
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Same shit.
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>> RUSS: Look, I know this is
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hard, okay?
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But you got to get your
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suitcase, all right?
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We got to go.
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>> AJ: How about I go tomorrow,
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and the three of us just kick it
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today?
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I have all these drugs... Huh?
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We should go through them so
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they're not here when I get
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back.
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I don't need that temptation,
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you know?
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>> RUSS: We got to get this
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moving here, okay, so can you
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go get packed?
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Please?
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>> AJ: You're a buzzkill.
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Fine.
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(phone rings)
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>> RUSS: Hey.
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>> LINA: How's it going?
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>> RUSS: I'm helping a grown man
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pack.
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>> LINA: I help you pack all the
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time.
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>> RUSS: That must be why you
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hate me.
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>> LINA: I hate you?
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Lately it seems like you hate
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me.
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>> RUSS: What?
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I don't... That's crazy.
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>> LINA: Anyway, look, I think I
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want to get Ella the pirate
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costume.
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>> RUSS: I thought you said she
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won't appreciate it.
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>> LINA: She won't, but she's
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almost 12, and I feel like this
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is the last Halloween she'll
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trick-or-treat with the family.
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>> RUSS: Right, okay.
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>> LINA: Can you do it, because
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by the time I get over the hill
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I won't have time.
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>> RUSS: I...
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Sure.
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Sure.
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>> LINA: I have to go.
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Eva's here.
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Later.
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>> RUSS: Okay, bye.
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(Lina laughs)
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>> EVA: Oh, my gosh.
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>> LINA: How are you?
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>> EVA: It's good to see you.
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>> LINA: You, too.
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>> EVA: How's things?
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How's everything with Russ?
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>> LINA: Well, they've been
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better.
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>> RUSS: So, what kind of work
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drinks do you have tonight?
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(Jess laughs)
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So full of shit.
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>> JESS: I don't have work
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drinks.
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(fake chuckle)
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It's a Halloween party in the
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hills.
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>> RUSS: (laughs)
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Yeah, he said you've been going
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out a lot lately.
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>> JESS: I'm not doing anything
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shady, I'm just going out and
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having fun and dancing.
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Shep falls asleep every night at
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9:00 p.m. in front of the TV.
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Oh, you never go out?
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You're so good, right, you're
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perfect?
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God, let me get a closer look at
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you; you are perfect.
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>> RUSS: I did not say that.
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I'm in the same exact boat.
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Some nights I go out with the
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kids from the, uh, store.
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You know, we go to the bar and I
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tell Lina that I'm working on my
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designs.
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And the truth is I haven't
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worked on any of my own shit in
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months.
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>> JESS: Sometimes you need to
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lie.
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>> RUSS: Yeah.
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What is taking him so long?
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Seriously.
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He said he'd be right out.
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>> JESS: He lied.
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>> RUSS: AJ, let's go.
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(heavy scraping)
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(knocking)
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AJ.
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>> JESS: Hello?
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(groans)
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>> RUSS: Oh, son of a bitch.
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AJ!
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Hey, come on!
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What are you doing?!
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>> JESS: We have a runner.
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>> RUSS: Come on!
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I don't need this shit.
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>> RUSS: (groans) This is so
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annoying.
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I can't believe he just did
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this.
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>> JESS: You know what, though,
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he's not gonna get very far
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without the keys.
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>> RUSS: That is true.
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That was very well done on your
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part.
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>> JESS: Yeah. You know, it's
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actually this trick that I used
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to do, like, with all of the
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addicts that I've dated.
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>> RUSS: You did date a lot of
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addicts.
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>> JESS: Yeah, it's kind of my
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type.
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>> RUSS: I can't believe you
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ended up with Shep.
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He's so straight.
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>> JESS: Yeah, well, I needed
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someone to take the wheel.
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Which is exactly why you and I
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could never be together.
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>> RUSS: Yeah, we're looking for
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our friend to take him to rehab
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while we smoke a joint.
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>> JESS: That's a bad...
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(chuckles) that's a bad couple.
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>> RUSS: That is a bad couple.
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>> JESS: Or such a cool couple.
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>> RUSS: Is that him?
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That's him right there.
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Pull over. Pull over right here.
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>> AJ: I just wanted to say
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good-bye to my favorite barista.
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>> JESS: Yeah.
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No, he's really gonna miss you.
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>> AJ: I tip really well.
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He is really gonna miss me.
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>> RUSS: Just get in the car.
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>> AJ: Let my guy make you a
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mocha.
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>> RUSS: Just get in the car.
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>> JESS: Nobody wants a mocha.
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>> AJ: Fine. It's your loss.
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He makes the best mocha.
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>> JESS: Okay.
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>> LINA: We're not connecting
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anymore, you know?
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And by the end of the day, when
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we finally all, like...
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>> EVA: Oh, my God.
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Lina, I am so sorry.
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I just have to have a quick cup
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of coffee with Parker here.
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Look, it'll just... it'll-it'll
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take a couple minutes.
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>> LINA: Oh. Okay.
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>> PARKER: Sorry to interrupt.
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>> LINA: Sure.
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Do you want me to move?
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>> AJ: What the hell is this?
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Am I rehabbing at a Dollar
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Store?
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>> RUSS: No, I just got to do
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some shopping.
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I got to get Ella a pirate
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costume.
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>> AJ: Guys, maybe rehab isn't
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the answer for me.
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>> RUSS: Dude.
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>> JESS: You're going to rehab.
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>> AJ: Do I have a private room?
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>> RUSS: Yes.
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>> AJ: Do I have a private
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bathroom?
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>> RUSS: Yes.
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>> AJ: I wonder if I get a bidet
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'cause I like to be clean.
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>> JESS: (groans) No.
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All right, well, what size
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pirate is she?
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>> RUSS: Uh, I don't have any
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idea.
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She's almost 12, so...
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>> JESS: She is?
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>> RUSS: Yeah.
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>> JESS: God.
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>> RUSS: I know.
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I think this is the last year
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that she's gonna trick-or-treat
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with us.
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>> JESS: Oh.
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Did she have her period yet?
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>> RUSS: No, don't, okay?
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I don't know.
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The doctor said it could be any
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minute.
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>> JESS: Ooh, you're gonna get
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those boobs and pubes in your
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house.
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>> RUSS: Stop it, okay?
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I can't even get my head around
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that.
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>> JESS: Here we go. Look.
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You're done. Pirate.
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>> RUSS: What is that?
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>> JESS: And you're welcome.
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It's a pirate costume.
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>> RUSS: No, it's a sexy pirate.
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>> AJ: It's a slutty pirate.
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>> RUSS: I just said she's 12.
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That's way too much, Jess.
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>> AJ: That's a dirty, dirty
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pirate.
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>> JESS: I'm sorry, but this is
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L.A.-- this is what kids wear.
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>> AJ: A pirate that dresses
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like that has daddy issues.
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>> RUSS: Yeah.
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Why are there no classy pirate
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costumes here?
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She's just gonna have to be the
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bee or the hippie, I guess.
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>> AJ: I just had a thought.
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What if Caitlin grows up to be a
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slutty pirate?
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What if I'm one of these
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whore-making dads?
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>> RUSS: No.
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You're-you're a good dad, okay?
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She's gonna be fine.
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>> AJ: Right.
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That's why I got to stay home
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and I got to take care of my
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kid, 'cause I'm a good dad.
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>> JESS: No.
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>> RUSS: No, that's not what I
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said.
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You're gonna go to rehab so that
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you can become a better dad.
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>> AJ: Right.
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A better dad.
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>> JESS: Yeah.
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>> AJ: Rehab.
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We just got to make a quick stop
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at my office first, though.
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(Jess groans)
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>> RUSS: What?
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All right, you get five minutes,
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all right?
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That's it. I'm serious.
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>> AJ: All right, all right.
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Relax, Dad.
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I just have to go upstairs and
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say good-bye to my work family
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and pick up some socks.
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(tapping)
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Hey, Gillian.
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>> GILLIAN: Hi.
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(pills rattling)
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>> AJ: Ah, they sound comfy.
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>> GILLIAN: Just like you
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ordered.
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>> AJ: Yeah.
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>> GILLIAN: The guy I got them
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from said not to wear the socks
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on an empty stomach.
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>> AJ: Hey, got to always listen
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to the sock man, right?
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>> GILLIAN: Just be careful.
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>> AJ: Hey, uh, where is
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everybody?
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Richard and Abby are...
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They're not in their offices.
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>> GILLIAN: Um, they are in the
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partner meeting.
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>> AJ: Partner meeting?
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>> GILLIAN: Mm-hmm.
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>> AJ: But I'm one of the
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>> GILLIAN: I know. It's just...
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>> AJ: So how can they have a
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partner meeting without me, if
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I'm one of the partners?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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>> GILLIAN: Well, you weren't
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coming in today.
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>> AJ: So I'm not one of the
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partners anymore, huh?
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>> GILLIAN: No, of course you
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are.
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>> AJ: Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
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No, you're right! You're right!
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I'm a founding partner!
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(whistling)
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>> GILLIAN: You know, I really
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don't think this is such a good
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idea.
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Why don't we just go to lunch or
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something.
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AJ?
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Good luck.
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>> AJ: Hey, guys.
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How's it going?
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Hey, uh, I got a little
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something I want to say to you.
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(muffled): Are you insane?!
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Are you out of your minds?!
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This-- mine, mine, this is all
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mine!
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I started this company!
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(speaking indistinctly)
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...on your skulls after I remove
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your brains!
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(Eva speaking indistinctly)
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>> LINA: Um, you know what, I
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think, uh... I think I'm gonna
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get going.
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I'll just see you next time
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you're in town.
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>> EVA: Lina, just hang on
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one s...
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(phone ringing)
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Uh, I have to get this.
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>> LINA: Sure.
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>> EVA: Can you just hang on one
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second?
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>> LINA: No, it's fine, it's
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fine.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Good luck with your, um,
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important meeting.
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>> EVA: (sighs) Hey.
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I am so sorry.
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Look, I'm only in town for a
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couple days and I overbooked.
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Are you okay?
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>> LINA: (sniffles) No.
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>> EVA: Should we go get a
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drink?
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>> LINA: I just gave the guy my
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ticket.
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>> EVA: I'll take care of it.
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Come on.
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>> GILLIAN: Everything's fine.
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I shouldn't have called you
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guys, uh... I just got scared.
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>> JESS: Why, what happened?
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>> GILLIAN: The partners had AJ
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escorted out of the building.
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After everything that he's done
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for them, it's so ungrateful.
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Right?
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>> RUSS: What did he do?
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>> GILLIAN: Nobody got hurt.
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AJ got a tiny bit violent.
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>> JESS: Uh-huh.
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>> GILLIAN: But he wanted me to
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tell you guys that rehab can
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wait, because things are a
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little intense right now with
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the new firm.
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>> JESS: The new firm?
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>> GILLIAN: We're starting a new
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firm.
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I mean, AJ is.
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But I'm helping him.
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>> JESS: Oh, I'm sure you are,
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sweetie.
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That's great.
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>> GILLIAN: N-No, you guys,
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now's really not a good time.
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Wait, you guys, um, sorry...
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AJ?
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>> RUSS: Let's go.
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It's time to go.
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>> AJ: Gillian, did you explain
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to them how busy I am with the
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new firm?
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>> GILLIAN: I tried.
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>> RUSS: Oh, cut the crap.
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There is no new firm, okay?
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You're going to rehab like you
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promised.
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>> AJ: Do you have that promise
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in writing?
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>> RUSS: In a text.
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>> AJ: Well, texts are
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inadmissible.
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You know, anybody can hack that
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00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:52,723
shit, right?
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>> JESS: Oh, my God, you're such
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an asshole.
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We've been chasing you around
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>> RUSS: You know what, don't
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worry about it.
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I don't care anymore.
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I really don't.
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Okay, you don't want to go to
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rehab?
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Don't go, okay?
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Who cares that I spent the week
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Yelping different facilities,
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okay?
568
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,506
Reading reviews of food and-and
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fitness centers.
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If you want to screw me over and
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Jess and this poor girl who's
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probably in love with you, go
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for it.
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>> AJ: Come on, she's not in
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love with me.
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>> GILLIAN: But you said you
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wanted to be with me.
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00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,190
>> AJ: Yeah.
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00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:30,093
At the new firm.
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00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:31,595
>> GILLIAN: But what about when
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00:14:31,597 --> 00:14:35,199
we...
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00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,533
>> AJ: Oh, my God, did we have
583
00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:38,635
sex?
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>> GILLIAN: Twice.
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>> AJ: Did you like it?
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>> GILLIAN: Once.
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>> JESS: Oh, wow.
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>> AJ: Well.
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00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,987
I guess it's, uh...
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it's time for somebody to go to
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00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,092
rehab, huh?
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>> LINA: No, I just really
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00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,840
wanted to talk to you because I
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00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:18,008
can't talk to the other moms
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about real stuff.
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00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,310
>> EVA: Okay, well, what's going
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00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:21,311
on with you and Russ?
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00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:22,679
>> LINA: He hates his job.
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00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:23,914
He comes home super late every
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night and I can tell that he
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00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:26,583
doesn't want to be around me.
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00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:27,918
I don't understand it.
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00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,152
>> EVA: Do you know, sometimes
604
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:30,821
when I come home at night, I am
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00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:32,656
such a bitch to Karen.
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00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:33,991
>> LINA: Okay, but why?
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00:15:33,993 --> 00:15:34,992
>> EVA: I don't know.
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00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:35,993
I mean, she's taking care of my
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00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:36,927
kids, she's washing my clothes.
610
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:37,995
>> LINA: Yeah.
611
00:15:37,997 --> 00:15:38,929
>> EVA: But sometimes I look at
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00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,998
her and I can't stand her.
613
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,099
Like, all the sacrifices that
614
00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:43,734
she's made for me, I just, I see
615
00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,202
them on her face.
616
00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:46,203
It makes me want to slap the
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00:15:46,205 --> 00:15:48,171
shit out of her.
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00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,439
>> LINA: Really?
619
00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:51,608
(Eva laughs)
620
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:52,843
I can tell when I walk through
621
00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:53,844
the door.
622
00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:54,778
He looks at me like he wants me
623
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,779
to be his cheerleader or
624
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:56,780
something.
625
00:15:56,782 --> 00:15:57,848
>> EVA: You know what?
626
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,016
He probably just wants you to
627
00:15:59,018 --> 00:16:00,684
put his dick in your mouth.
628
00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:02,019
(laughs)
629
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:05,856
>> LINA: I'm a terrible wife.
630
00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:06,957
>> EVA: Hey, stay in the hotel
631
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,525
room with me tonight, come on.
632
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:09,960
I have an early meeting, but you
633
00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:11,561
can just hang out, get a
634
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:12,863
massage, charge it to the room.
635
00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:13,797
And then we can really hang out
636
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:14,865
later.
637
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:16,033
>> LINA: Yeah, screw it, Russ
638
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:17,034
can take 'em trick-or-treating.
639
00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:18,035
>> EVA: Mm-hmm.
640
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,036
>> LINA: They don't even care
641
00:16:19,038 --> 00:16:19,970
about me.
642
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:21,038
(Eva laughs)
643
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,539
They probably won't even notice
644
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:23,707
if I'm not there.
645
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,676
>> EVA: So you'll stay?
646
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:35,052
>> LINA: Happy Halloween.
647
00:16:35,054 --> 00:16:35,652
>> RUSS: Hey.
648
00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:36,720
>> LINA: Hi, guys.
649
00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:37,554
>> RUSS: What are you doing
650
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,222
I thought you were, uh, spending
651
00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:40,157
the night at Eva's.
652
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,158
>> LINA: Oh, I didn't really
653
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,159
think you could handle
654
00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:44,494
trick-or-treating on your own.
655
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:45,562
But I was clearly wrong.
656
00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:46,563
>> RUSS: Clearly.
657
00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:47,497
>> LINA: You got the pirate
658
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:48,665
costume.
659
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,068
Not bad.
660
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,236
>> ELLA: Hey, guys, Hannah just
661
00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:54,671
texted and asked if I could go
662
00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:56,506
trick-or-treating with them.
663
00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:58,241
Can I?
664
00:16:58,243 --> 00:16:59,276
All my friends are gonna be
665
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,578
there.
666
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,547
Please.
667
00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:07,351
>> RUSS: Uh, sure.
668
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:11,088
>> ELLA: Really?
669
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:12,122
>> LINA: I hope she bleeds right
670
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,857
through that pirate costume
671
00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:14,925
tonight.
672
00:17:14,927 --> 00:17:16,193
>> RUSS: Yeah.
673
00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:17,427
Let Hannah's mother find her a
674
00:17:17,429 --> 00:17:18,528
tampon.
675
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:19,596
>> LINA: And show her how to use
676
00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:20,764
it.
677
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:24,034
>> MAYA: What's a tampon?
678
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:26,336
>> RUSS: Uh...
679
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,473
It's kind of like a sponge...
680
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:31,875
that soaks up stuff.
681
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,276
>> MAYA: What stuff?
682
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,211
>> FRANKIE: Are we done talking
683
00:17:34,213 --> 00:17:36,947
about tampons?
684
00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:39,049
>> LINA: How are we gonna
685
00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:40,384
trick-or-treat when the kids are
686
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:41,952
too old?
687
00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:42,986
>> RUSS: We won't.
688
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:45,055
>> LINA: Well, what will we do?
689
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,456
>> RUSS: We'll give out candy.
690
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,391
>> LINA: We're gonna be those
691
00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:49,393
old people giving out candy?
692
00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:50,327
That's depressing.
693
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,461
>> FRANKIE: Look what we've got!
694
00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:52,462
>> LINA: Oh, I want a
695
00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:53,530
Butterfinger.
696
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:54,531
>> MAYA: Mom.
697
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,499
>> RUSS: Give your mother a
698
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,633
Butterfinger-- she does a lot of
699
00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:57,667
shit for you.
700
00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:59,736
Now.
701
00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:01,338
Give it.
702
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,839
All right, let's keep going.
703
00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:05,976
Come on.
704
00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,044
Get something bigger.
705
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,045
>> FRANKIE: We will, Daddy.
706
00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,080
>> RUSS: King size.
707
00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:17,487
What was that for?
708
00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,689
>> LINA: Standing up for me.
709
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:22,159
>> RUSS: Hmm.
710
00:18:22,161 --> 00:18:24,428
Well, in that case...
711
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,695
Feeling more than just a kiss.
712
00:18:25,697 --> 00:18:27,731
(Lina laughs)
713
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,507
(horn honks)
714
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,509
>> JESS: Am I too late?
715
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:41,845
>> SHEPARD: Just in time.
716
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:42,779
Ooh, you know what?
717
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:46,516
Back in the car.
718
00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:47,451
>> JESS: What?
719
00:18:47,453 --> 00:18:48,285
>> SHEPARD: Just wait in the
720
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,119
car.
721
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:50,053
Some neighbors don't hate us
722
00:18:50,055 --> 00:18:51,088
yet.
723
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,055
>> JESS: I look good.
724
00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:54,524
>> SHEPARD: Yes, you do.
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