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Hey,
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when's the next game?
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May the 15th.
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Mother's Day is on Sunday.
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Show our stepmoms the appreciation that
they really deserve.
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I'm thinking about fucking your mom. I
was thinking about fucking your mom.
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I'm sad.
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Michael?
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I've just hooked you up to that mother.
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Not now, Karen.
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Yeah, Mom's at the bank.
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She don't care to be here already.
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Come in!
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What do you miss to say?
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Um... Happy Mother's Day.
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Michael, what the hell are you doing
here?
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Well...
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Your son, Kieran, decided to send you
these wonderful gifts.
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All of them.
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Oh.
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Well,
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I was tweeting him, but why didn't he
just bring it himself?
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He's coming later tonight.
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Hey, I think you misunderstood.
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Why would Kieran send you over as the...
Yeah, doesn't that sound a little crazy
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to you?
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Yeah, that does sound crazy.
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Which is why I came all over here, all
on my own accord.
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Are you saying that you want to have sex
with me?
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No, what if I was?
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I mean, a sexy woman like you, that...
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Doesn't get the attention she needs from
her husband.
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Are you always this funny?
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Are you concerned about my husband's
infidelities?
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You know about those?
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Yes.
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James and I have an open relationship.
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You are?
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Mm -hmm.
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Don't tell Karen, though.
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Last thing I need is for him to know
that his stepmother's gone out and
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with a bunch of other guys that aren't
his father.
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Yeah.
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That, uh, yeah.
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Let me get this straight.
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You are not sexually frustrated?
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God, no.
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I have plenty of sex.
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In fact, I found that I'm multi
-orgasmic.
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Have you ever had tantric sex?
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I mean, you can go for hours and hours
and the ecstasy just keeps building and
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building. I can't say that I ever have.
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Well, you know, since we're being honest
about things, let me just tell you that
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I fantasize about what your cock...
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Really? Really.
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Now you know.
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You're so good at that.
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Fuck.
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It's so good.
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Are you sure you're ready for this? I
think it's pretty wild.
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I think so.
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Which is showing how to do that tantrum
thing.
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Look at that.
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I want you to resist the temptation to
move.
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I'm just going to keep it inside of me
and breathe.
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Nice deep breaths.
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I can feel your pussy squeezing on it.
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I'm gonna miss you so bad.
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Oh,
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fuck!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Open your hole.
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Oh yeah!
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She's tantric. What are you talking
about? You knew about this?
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It was his idea.
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What?
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Look,
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I tried to do something nice for
Mother's Day. I thought you might need
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companionship. You're sick.
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What is wrong with you?
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Both of you. That is my mom.
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Okay.
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Can the two of you just leave the two of
us alone for a minute?
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Yeah, you don't want that.
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We'll just head on to the kitchen. Just
pierce it when you're ready.
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Sneaky little bastard.
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Yeah, I like to think so.
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I kind of like that about you, though.
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Are we done yet?
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No way.
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I think we're just working on orgasm
ten.
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Number ten.
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We have to make it quick, though.
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Apparently, I have a Mother's Day dinner
to attend.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh -huh. Yeah. I love it when you do
that.
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Oh my god.
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Sensitive? So sensitive.
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Mother's Day to me Mother's Day
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